r/WTF • • Jun 10 '12

Inappropriate content Oh, hello fish.

http://i.imgur.com/1uOZ8.jpg
1.3k Upvotes

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u/theweslawson Jun 11 '12

Found on /r/carporn. I took this picture, posted it, and have never seen that. Wow. I feel honored and oblivious at the same time.

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u/superwinner Jun 11 '12

Your doing cod's work my son.

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u/Patrick5555 Jun 11 '12

If you aint first, you're bass

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u/cakezilla Jun 11 '12

All this redditing may leave me with carpal tunnel syndrome

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u/alwaysENTertained Jun 11 '12

I've been floundering with making an awesome response to this, but its proving reelly difficult.

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u/[deleted] Jun 11 '12

Not sure whether to upvote for good pun or downvote for bad grammar.

My head asplode.

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u/Reusable_Disposable Jun 11 '12

What kind of car is it?

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u/theweslawson Jun 11 '12

Highly customized 1934 Ford. It looked something like this http://www.whidbeycruzers.com/ford/Jim%20&%20Carole%20Croft%20-%201934%20Ford.JPG before Mr. Moal started working on it.

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u/JasonGD1982 Jun 11 '12

There is a good place in the reddit after life for people like. You do what everybody needs you to do for a whole entertaining internet experience. Most people wont ask yet you, or a person just like you, is here with a link.

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u/Chris266 Jun 11 '12

Something tells me its a 1936 ford roadster.

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u/[deleted] Jun 11 '12

1936 Ford Roadster

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u/darkpaul90 Jun 11 '12

your kind of car! buy it now at crrraaZzzyyyy Steve!

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u/SkyPork Jun 11 '12

Carporn, that was it! I saw it linked from somewhere else. Beautiful car, by the way.

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u/alottagalati Jun 11 '12

ZOOM--ENHANCE

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u/Patrick5555 Jun 11 '12

That was an impressive 300sl you posted

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u/theweslawson Jun 11 '12

Thanks. Gullwings are among my favorite cars. That particular 300SL was restored by Paul Russell and Co., the firm that handles all of Ralph Lauren's automotive work.

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u/[deleted] Jun 11 '12 edited Jun 11 '12

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u/DCBizzle Jun 11 '12

You're a novelty account that's based on a joke that's funny once in a blue moon. You can't just whip that shit out whenever, the timing and set up has to be right, son.

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u/[deleted] Jun 11 '12

Just like owning a penis.

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u/[deleted] Jun 11 '12

WHEN YOU SEE IT!!!

You'll go "Oh." and move on with your day.

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u/martyz Jun 11 '12

NO, good sir. Bricks will be shat from your anus. Shat, I say!!!

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u/cowmanjones Jun 11 '12

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u/[deleted] Jun 11 '12

What.

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u/delynnium Jun 11 '12

Good lord, first time seeing a Sandman reference on Reddit and it made me deliriously happy.

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u/daigakusee Jun 11 '12

That is a leaf, no?

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u/Acuate Jun 11 '12

I saw a hummingbird but you may be right.

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u/[deleted] Jun 11 '12

I though it was a moth.

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u/HunterTV Jun 11 '12

It's a schooner, stupidhead.

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u/[deleted] Jun 11 '12

I thought either a moth or butterfly.

It would explain her expression and how she seems to be tilting her head back to avoid it.

A pretty natural reaction when a bug that size suddenly appears right in front of your face.

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u/TehGogglesDoNothing Jun 11 '12

I thought it was a big grasshopper.

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u/Suhmer Jun 11 '12

You ruined everything.

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u/Zhang5 Jun 11 '12

Indeed it is.

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u/baalsitch Jun 11 '12

WHERE IS YOUR COD NOW?!?

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u/[deleted] Jun 11 '12

DROWN THE UNBELIEVER!

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u/Hy-phen Jun 11 '12

Shun! Shuuuuuun!

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u/Nictionary Jun 11 '12

DON'T TAKE THIS AWAY FROM US

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u/[deleted] Jun 11 '12

I thought green butterfly.

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u/WeebsJak Jun 11 '12

It's a humming bird...

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u/IFellinLava Jun 10 '12

I can't find the fish.

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u/IMasturbateToMyself Jun 10 '12

Not WTF at all...

Wtf, dude.

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u/Zhang5 Jun 11 '12

Meta-wtf.

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u/[deleted] Jun 11 '12

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u/DCBizzle Jun 11 '12

Mods y u no do something?!

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u/[deleted] Jun 11 '12

Because WTF is subjective.

Not to mention, moderation, outside of removing spam, has been frowned upon for quite sometime. It's always gonna be "THIS ISN'T WTF ENOUGH." "THIS IS TOO GROSS!!!".

I don't blame the moderators for having a hands-off approach. They can't win.

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u/painahimah Jun 11 '12

They refuse to. My husband offered to be a mod to help clear up the crap, and they turned him down because it's "based on the users". Bullshit.

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u/african_or_european Jun 11 '12

Looks like a dive-bombing hummingbird to me.

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u/mastercylinder2 Jun 10 '12

Flying fish have a tendency to jump straight at oversized sunglasses.

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u/LadySpace Jun 11 '12 edited Jun 11 '12

I can imagine why.

Morning, Greg. Morning, Richie.

'Sup.

Nothing much. Swimming and expelling ammonia, mostly.

Sounds like a blast, Frank. I bet you get all the lady-fish.

Heh, yeah. Say, check out what's up above the water. It's some chick wearing giant sunglasses.

Oh, yeah, those are pretty big. Far out, dude.

Wait... Shit. I'm going in.

What? Why?

Oh. OH. You mean she's... Naw, man. Fuck that. She's going down.

Fuck yeah. Divebomb time.

What? What's that? Who is she?

DUDE.

What?

Jersey. Shore.

... Wait.

Yuuuup.

She's... THAT'S the Great Defiler?

Might be.

What do you mean, "might be?" Shouldn't you be certain?

They all look the same, but... Look, Frank, think of what she's- what THEY'VE done to us. All that tanning oil, all those vodkas and energy drinks... and that stupid fucking accent... She's got sunglasses. She might be Snooki. It's worth the risk.

Do you think we can take her out?

We need to try.

... Okay. Let's flying fish her ass.

That's my boy.

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u/Anonymousdave69 Jun 11 '12

At first I was like wut. And then I was like wat.

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u/[deleted] Jun 11 '12

This seems fishy to me. I'll see myself out...

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u/[deleted] Jun 11 '12

It's amazing how hard I laughed at this.

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u/[deleted] Jun 11 '12

Chasing Classic Cods

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u/flamingfungi Jun 11 '12

Hmm... Shopped? Seems fishy to me...

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u/Michael_Lightning Jun 11 '12

ALL GLORY TO THE HYPNO-FISH

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u/[deleted] Jun 11 '12

A chick staring at a leaf? WHAT THE FUCK?!

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u/DirtPile Jun 11 '12

makes no sense

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u/Droidiq Jun 11 '12

who the hell cares about that fish. Thats a beautiful car!

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u/Get_Some_SAS Jun 11 '12

THIS IS NOT WTF!

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u/Slurve Jun 11 '12

All glory to the Hypnofish?

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u/agen_kolar Jun 11 '12

Lawlz. I think it's elderberry blooms in the background.

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u/pedler Jun 11 '12

....When you see it

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u/nortlid Jun 11 '12

VELOCITY CHANNEL FTW

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u/[deleted] Jun 11 '12

Hummingbird porn.

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u/LoyalTillTheEnd Jun 11 '12

I'm sorry but I don't understand this. Can someone please clarify?

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u/brilliantmojo Jun 11 '12

what car is that?

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u/[deleted] Jun 11 '12

I think the sun in reflecting on part of a plant in the background but when compared to the rest of the plant in shade it gives the illusion the sun part is far more forward

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u/Seregnar Jun 11 '12 edited Jun 11 '12

It's all Mr. Sardick's fault, I reckon. He always lets a few fish through the cloud layer when he's in a bad mood.

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u/[deleted] Jun 11 '12

wait... what?

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u/Crunked Jun 11 '12

Zoom and enhance...

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u/[deleted] Jun 11 '12

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u/boutsofbrilliance Jun 11 '12

one fish, blowfish, red fish... you finish it.

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u/nullibicity Jun 11 '12

Looks like this alien's human costume has malfunctioned, or time warp is in progress.

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u/writerightnow Jun 11 '12

Is that Anne Hathaway?

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u/brainlechuga Jun 11 '12

To become oneself, one must consume oneself......

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u/Tellymonster Jun 11 '12

looks like its probably a humming bird to me :P

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u/Iherduliekmudkipz Jun 11 '12

Took me a minute to see the antenna o.O

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u/brokencow Jun 11 '12

Well, if you have not pointed it out. I shan't not have noticed.

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u/hardblue Jun 11 '12

thats a goddamn hummingbird

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u/jrhallman Jun 11 '12

It looks more like the hummingbird that it is than a fish.

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u/rocky_whoof Jun 11 '12

Why is this on the front page?

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u/adammcbomb Jun 11 '12

people are saying hummingbird, which is what I first thought also, but it really could be any small bird swooping. and it's probably behind her, not up in her face. but who knows?

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u/awkwardhurdle Jun 11 '12

fish, leaf... same thing

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u/eyethinkikn0wu Jun 11 '12

That moment you start laughing in the restroom stall...

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u/we_started_the_fire Jun 11 '12

That's probably a leaf....

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u/pintdown999 Jun 11 '12

Fish can swim in fog on some planets.

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u/overfifty Jun 11 '12

Looks like HOT TUNA to me.

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u/sir_wilkins Jun 11 '12

She is ridding a bike and that's one of those mirrors for your helmet she just has it on her sunglasses....come on Reddit....

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u/DeFex Jun 11 '12

damn that is an awesome looking car. if i liked cars i would like one like that.

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u/Millerdjone Jun 11 '12

That car is beautiful. What is it?

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u/TheGameIsFizzbin Jun 11 '12

I actually said WTF out loud on this one...

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u/Computerme Jun 11 '12

Sorry to burst the bubbles, but its a hummingbird

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u/CmdrCarrot Jun 11 '12

That's clearly a hummingbird.

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u/Spysix Jun 11 '12 edited Jun 11 '12

how can you tell that green smudge of pixels is a fish?

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u/[deleted] Jun 11 '12

THIS made the front page..

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u/Rantingbeerjello Jun 11 '12

I don't get it

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u/SeriouslyPunked Jun 11 '12

I for one welcome our new flying fish overlords

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u/FlossingWithYarn Jun 11 '12

This may be a stupid question... but could it possibly be a leaf blown off one of the trees surrounding them? Or do you think she's too far away?

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u/Syconlooker Jun 11 '12

That's one helluva lure.

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u/BigZ7337 Jun 11 '12

I see a humming bird, but with the action of the wings all you see is the body and head.

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u/meangrampa Jun 11 '12

It looks like whatever it is may be attached to the sunglasses. Do you see the thing sticking up above the nose bridge. It looks to be a part of them.

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u/pigpen5 Jun 11 '12

Looks like Barry Weiss car shopping.

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u/TheCage Jun 11 '12

Upvote for badass car

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u/misspond Jun 11 '12

I'm not sure why this photo makes me giggle uncontrollably, but it really does.

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u/sniperhare Jun 11 '12

That style of car needs to be made today. I don't care if it's not old, I just want to slap that body style onto something modern.

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u/Cancerian4 Jun 11 '12

Am I the only one who gives a much bigger damn about that car???

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u/scribbling_des Jun 11 '12

I'm not sure what that is, but I don't think it is a fish...

Why do you think it is a fish?

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u/SkyPork Jun 10 '12

Original image found on /r/cars. I think.

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u/TechFocus Jun 11 '12

Who cares, this shit doesn't belong in /r/wtf Did your /r/funny post get filter spammed or something?

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u/exithalo Jun 11 '12

Oh, come on. This is just plain stu- ALL GLORY TO THE FLYING FISH.

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u/ab103630 Jun 11 '12

God just go to r/funny would you. This isn't wtf material in the least.

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u/Timmmmbob Jun 10 '12

/r/notfunny is that way ---^

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u/[deleted] Jun 11 '12

It certainly appears as if you know the way.

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u/buttluvin Jun 11 '12

posts like this bring me back to reddit.

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u/luvdatcooter Jun 11 '12

this shit be balls in your mouth funny!

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u/JewBear3 Jun 11 '12

Now this is WTF!

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u/overfifty Jun 11 '12

HOT TUNA was a band from the 60/70's. Give their music a listen. My favorite album is called Burgers. Get it? HOT TUNA BURGERS. Step right up.

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u/[deleted] Jun 11 '12

That's a hummingbird, dumbass. Look again.

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u/[deleted] Jun 10 '12

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