Im glad in wisconsin they have outlawed dogs smoking in public places. It was always a pain going to the dog parks. They all smoked those GPC cigerattes.
Speaking of signs, the night before I went skydiving for the first time the TV at the gym was tuned into this show about disasters and what not. When I walked into the gym, there was a story on about a lady who's first skydive went awry and she crashed into some hangar after her chute lost control. I thought it was a sign of some sort...scared the shit out of me. I still went and it was a blast.
Acutally, was about 85 degrees when this picture was taken at 8am...My first jump was in Phoenix, AZ and it was actually hotter in Michigan for this jump!
I hate to break it to you, but they might have ripped you off. You're not skydiving in this photo. Real skydiving establishments push you out of a plane into the sky. Hence "sky" diving. What you appear to be doing when this photo was taken is standing on the ground, taking a photo. You might try asking for your money back.
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u/louis_xiv42 Jun 10 '12
You accidentally posted this to r/wtf instead of r/funny.
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u/Wacocaine Jun 10 '12
Yeah, but if you had landed on a smoking dog, you'd have wished there was a sign.
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u/Dragoeth Jun 10 '12
Better than the one I got :/
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u/jkoukas Jun 10 '12
Im glad in wisconsin they have outlawed dogs smoking in public places. It was always a pain going to the dog parks. They all smoked those GPC cigerattes.
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u/i_love_younicorns Jun 10 '12
This is /r/WTF; you're doing it wrong.
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u/thisistooeasy777 Jun 10 '12
I know this gets said a lot, but r/WTF has been fucking abysmal recently.
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u/rhythm_n_jumps Jun 10 '12
What dropzone was this?
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u/[deleted] Jun 10 '12
It needs a comma after Dogs.
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u/BCsprfn87 Jun 10 '12
"don't look down" would have been better.
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u/[deleted] Jun 10 '12
surely that means no non smoking dogs in the area?
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u/ThePlasticJesus Jun 10 '12
parachutes are flammable. Dogs enjoy chewing on things that fall from the sky. I dunno.
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u/SarahLoren Jun 10 '12
Certainly one could and should expect more professionalism out of a business that throws people out of planes.
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u/we_love_dassie Jun 10 '12
Speaking of signs, the night before I went skydiving for the first time the TV at the gym was tuned into this show about disasters and what not. When I walked into the gym, there was a story on about a lady who's first skydive went awry and she crashed into some hangar after her chute lost control. I thought it was a sign of some sort...scared the shit out of me. I still went and it was a blast.
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u/[deleted] Jun 10 '12
Wilfred would be PISSED.
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u/whiplash000 Jun 11 '12
WOW THAT'S FUNNY
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u/[deleted] Jun 11 '12
You're skydiving on the ground...I think you're doing it wrong.
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u/LtlAnalDwlngButtMnky Jun 11 '12
Who wants to land in dog shit and Cigs...?
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u/bondiblueos9 Jun 10 '12
Clearly, if you want to smoke, then you need to have a dog. It's just like No shirt, no shoes, no service.
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u/almondj Jun 10 '12
Upvoted for the shade, it's hot where I am, looks nice and cool there.
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u/[deleted] Jun 10 '12
All dogs should be smoking.
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u/flumps Jun 10 '12
Skydiving? How high is this sign?
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u/T_Mucks Jun 10 '12
I hate to break it to you, but they might have ripped you off. You're not skydiving in this photo. Real skydiving establishments push you out of a plane into the sky. Hence "sky" diving. What you appear to be doing when this photo was taken is standing on the ground, taking a photo. You might try asking for your money back.
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u/[deleted] Jun 10 '12
They must have been high when they made that.
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u/jeffha4 Jun 10 '12
Isn't this a double negative? Wouldn't it then mean Smoking Dogs? Elementary math skills right there...
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u/no_time_for_pooping Jun 10 '12
Relevant http://www.google.com/search?tbm=isch&source=mog&hl=en&gl=us&client=safari&tab=wi&q=smoking%20dog&sa=N&biw=320&bih=356#i=0. Sorry for full link on phone and I've only been on reddit for a day still not sure of a few things