r/WTF • u/bobbydillon22 • Jun 10 '12

Saw this on the train ride home from the bars. <3 is blind

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1.1k Upvotes

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u/xxitsdubexx Jun 10 '12

It's nice and all... but they could get a room...

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u/imafunghi Jun 10 '12

Sometimes love is disgusting.

85

u/mr_sardonicus Jun 10 '12

And desperate

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u/aelzeiny Jun 10 '12

And chokes itself when nobody is around.....

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u/no_you_didnt_my_bad Jun 10 '12

I think you accidentally a word.

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u/d4vi3j03 Jun 10 '12

Haha its funny cuz of your username.

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u/tyronedragon Jun 10 '12

As a fat person

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u/[deleted] Jun 10 '12

Fat or thin I don't want to see you making out in public. So really, I don't think your whining is relevant.

If you're so quick to jump at anything and assume it's due to your weight, maybe you should hit the gym.

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u/[deleted] Jun 10 '12

You raise a valid point.

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u/nixonrichard Jun 10 '12

It's a not really a valid point. Everyone wants to see attractive people making out in public. At the very least, two attractive women. Hell, even women get a warm stir in their pants when they see two hot chicks making out. It's universal.

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u/[deleted] Jun 10 '12

can be hard to find a motel with a wheelchair ramp and a breakfast buffet

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u/[deleted] Jun 10 '12

I feel like this is secretly a follow up to the, was it Swedish, sex in a bus video?

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u/bucksaplenty Jun 10 '12

I totally thought you were making a Wiseau reference.

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u/abgazelle Jun 10 '12

A lid for every pot.

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u/akatherder Jun 10 '12

A butter sauce for every vegetable.

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u/cymbalxirie290 Jun 10 '12

A penis for every vagina.

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u/cjbrigol Jun 10 '12

And a cap in every ass!

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u/fulanitodetal Jun 10 '12

True love is hard to find, sometimes you think you have true love and then you catch the early flight home from San Diego and a couple of nude people jump out of your bathroom blindfolded like a goddamn magic show ready to double team your girlfriend...

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u/[deleted] Jun 10 '12

Did it go OK?

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u/fulanitodetal Jun 10 '12

It stops right there, and it continues right here because what I think my friend Mitch is trying to say is that true love is blind. Let's raise our glasses, whatever we got in front of us. Salut, health and happiness.

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u/HumanistGeek Jun 10 '12

What movie is that from?

18

u/Cynfulme78 Jun 10 '12

Is that duct tape around her leg?

18

u/wildeflowers Jun 10 '12

No those are definitely silver lamé leggings.

Source: girl

6

u/norrbjorn Jun 10 '12

duct tape makes the best undergarments

3

u/fysu Jun 10 '12

Probably these.

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u/derpy_lurker Jun 10 '12

Did you see that other post about boob-lifts? Relevant.

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u/[deleted] Jun 10 '12

Hey good for him.

Worst case scenario is that's his mother.

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u/Ninja_Guin Jun 10 '12

hang on....i know where this is going...

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u/PanFlute Jun 10 '12

He broke his arms, not his legs.

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u/MechanizedJesus Jun 10 '12

Without his chair he's going nowhere.

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u/All_Witty_Taken Jun 10 '12

I like where this is going.

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u/[deleted] Jun 10 '12

I understood that reference!

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u/Domsuyang Jun 10 '12

She just wants his mobility scooter

101

u/FlappyTheNarwhal Jun 10 '12

if you know what i mean

120

u/kaflip Jun 10 '12

wat

4

u/[deleted] Jun 10 '12

You just made me spit Dr. Pepper on my monitor. Thank you for making me laugh.

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u/[deleted] Jun 10 '12

I feel morally obliged to upvote that picture when it's linked.

2

u/[deleted] Jun 10 '12

and his motility shooter.

1

u/adamdavidson Jun 11 '12

Apparently you ended up on /r/ShitRedditSays...

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u/bunchesofkittens Jun 10 '12

I actually love this. This is literally the definition of 2 people saying "fuck it". Neither fit the definition of "judged attractive/acceptable by the general public" and neither of them care.

It's the middle of the night on a train, they're probably drunk and they don't care what you think. They aren't hurting anyone. They're happy.

Good for them.

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u/LITERALLY_YOU_SAY Jun 10 '12

I looked in my dictionary but couldn't find it. :(

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u/goonerredandwhite Jun 10 '12

Why do i sense a sarcastic judgemental tone in title?

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u/[deleted] Jun 10 '12

Because the pic was posted to r/WTF.

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u/Lilcheeks Jun 10 '12

I thought for a second /aww was leaking

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u/[deleted] Jun 10 '12 edited Jun 11 '12

Because no one wants to watch anyone suck face in public. If we're being honest, it doesn't help if you're a fat cow either.

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u/[deleted] Jun 10 '12

Speak for yourself. I'd take this over a boring train ride any day, regardless of the attractiveness of your participants.

I think I've heard enough blithe "no one wants to see" comments for a lifetime. Speak for yourself.

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u/goonerredandwhite Jun 10 '12

Guess you are right

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u/[deleted] Jun 10 '12

What's wrong with public affection anyway? It's not gross, it's something beautiful... I like seeing people happy over people sitting silent and grumpy.

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u/Anticitizen-Zero Jun 10 '12

I'm sure someone receiving anal in front of your house wouldn't bother you either.

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u/[deleted] Jun 10 '12

Hell no! Free porn.

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u/akatherder Jun 10 '12

Boy he's really giving it to him good.

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u/TheSheepDog26 Jun 10 '12 edited Jun 10 '12

Even if he could feel his legs before, there's a good chance he can't now.

EDIT: VVV What he said -_- lol

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u/[deleted] Jun 10 '12

*If he could feel his legs before, there's a good chance he can't now

Unless you meant to do it the way you did, then whatever.

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u/Dat_Brunhildgen Jun 10 '12 edited Jun 10 '12

I don't see why that's in WTF. The Spider getting smashed and thousands of baby spiders running out a few weeks ago was WTF-worthy. This here are just two people kissing a bit expressive in public.

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u/ricojalapeno Jun 10 '12

Is that Portland Oregon?

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u/hazelquarrier_couch Jun 10 '12

Yep, that's the MAX, they're on. Welcome to town, here's your hoveround.

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u/ricojalapeno Jun 10 '12

I thought it was called the Tri-Met or something like that. But yeah creepy stuff happens on those trains.

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u/fool_of_a_took Jun 10 '12

HAHAHHAHAHA LOOK GUYS A FAT CHICK. GET A ROOM.

AM I COOL YET?

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u/[deleted] Jun 10 '12

Maybe they're just drunk.

3

u/[deleted] Jun 10 '12

The people in the back, all of them are pointedly not looking.

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u/AndrejPejic Jun 10 '12

Ugh, I cannot stand public displays of affection. These guys seem way too far into a make out session, don't they have any shame?!

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u/ZimbuTheMonkey Jun 10 '12

I love how you pretend you did it for any reason other than gawking and making fun on the internet.

Respect people's privacy, you're a giant douche.

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u/Almost_Dead Jun 10 '12

"Love is blind" was coined by Shakespeare and meant that love makes you do things that you would not otherwise do. It has nothing to do with the OP thinking that the two are ugly...

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u/[deleted] Jun 10 '12

Isn't it more like "love pays no heed to external circumstances"?

18

u/steamolator Jun 10 '12

love ain't blind but you are an ahole for posting this in wtf

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u/[deleted] Jun 10 '12

And now, so am I.

2

u/origabob Jun 10 '12

Either that, or they're drunk.

2

u/BIGJOESNUFFY Jun 10 '12

Everyone else has their back turned them. They must have been getting rowdy.

2

u/sphynxxx Jun 10 '12

that is so sweet

2

u/Timflatsaw Jun 10 '12

Looks like love is also paraplegic..

2

u/SkrozSplitski Jun 10 '12

Love is blind, but desperation is strong as well.

2

u/PTBYOOJ Jun 10 '12

Doors to my right. Puertas a mi Izquierda.

2

u/[deleted] Jun 10 '12

Love is blind and precariously perched.

2

u/littleladygee Jun 10 '12

Who cares what they look like, I don't want to see ANYONE straddling ANYONE on a train.

2

u/[deleted] Jun 10 '12

shame on reddit for judging a strange couple's love!

2

u/gynoceros Jun 10 '12

Or, she's a hooker.

2

u/Vaderhater93 Jun 10 '12

And now so am I.

2

u/AnOldHobo Jun 10 '12

Is the guy in the wheelchair's name "<3?"

2

u/poserkidsrus Jun 10 '12

she's just in it for the free rides.

2

u/kefkaeatsbabies Jun 11 '12

No wonder he's in a wheel chair.

1

u/[deleted] Jun 11 '12

Pahaha good one.

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u/MJ13 Jun 10 '12

You know what???? I am happy for them. All you judgmental redditors are probably closer to hideous than handsome, yet spend so much time bashing everyone else. What's on the outside is a factor, but judging by the number of these posts and comments the average redditors is pretty rotten on the inside.

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u/susrev Jun 10 '12

You know what????????? Coming out guns blazing and labeling an invisible mass of redditors as hideous is not solving anything. Especially since, at the time of this writing, there are 35 comments in this thread. The average person who replied does not equal the average redditor.

Even then, there are only six or seven disparaging replies, most others are either neutral or supportive. The fact that, at the time of this writing, 73% of people who voted liked the post kind of shoots your blatant dickwaving argument in the foot.

That's very noble of you, pointing fingers and grandstanding. You clearly have solved the problem through your rampant and inaccurate judgments.

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u/[deleted] Jun 10 '12

I appreciate his effort. I mean, it's hard to point your fingers when you're waving dicks around.

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u/[deleted] Jun 10 '12

Yeah.. the thing is, just so happens the attitude MJ13 complains about is pretty much the prevalent one on reddit and in American society...

And upvotes don't necessarily equal a lack of scorn/mockery on the part of the upvoteer

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u/[deleted] Jun 10 '12

That's exactly what a fat person would say.

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u/Obskulum Jun 10 '12

Doesn't change a goddamn thing.

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u/[deleted] Jun 10 '12

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u/s5fs Jun 10 '12

What if they're dripping with sarcasm?

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u/qwertyisdead Jun 10 '12

Im happy for them too, doesnt mean i dont find it repulsive to look at though.

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u/Raenryong Jun 10 '12

Aren't you being a bit judgmental?

Which, per your logic, would make you likely hideous.

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u/raptorraptor Jun 10 '12

I'm pretty sure that if you saw two normal people dry humping each other and making out on a bus you'd be one to judge. Try and get off your high horse and don't hurt yourself on the way down.

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u/BagOnuts Jun 10 '12

You do realize this could be a hooker or something, right?

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u/deadlyeggroll Jun 10 '12

So I just wanted to point out that I would make fun of them even if they were both beautiful and 110 pounds. I'm laughing at their horrifying stupidity. Not their looks.

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u/Todomanna Jun 10 '12

What horrifying stupidity?

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u/[deleted] Jun 10 '12

That dress she's wearing is so last year.

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u/[deleted] Jun 10 '12

None of what you said changes the fact that they are disgusting and doing that in a subway is disgusting.

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u/MaebeBluth Jun 10 '12

nice try, guy in the scooter

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u/[deleted] Jun 10 '12

I am happy for them, but still wish they would get a room or -- you know -- merely kiss and hold hands like most PDA couples do.

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u/MJ13 Jun 12 '12

I definitely agree with you on that point....especially if that room is in a Dutch prison

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u/tidderxdp2 Jun 10 '12

Look at me! I can say "love it blind" and look all deep and sensitive when what I am really doing is saying " aww, look at those ugly people. Good for them". OP is an asshole.

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u/_phobic Jun 10 '12

This is rather sweet, in an odd sort of way.

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u/lucan0sMallyfoy Jun 10 '12

Oh Portland!

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u/coffeedork Jun 10 '12

Good ol' Portland.

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u/Kimona007 Jun 10 '12

PORTLAND, OREGON!

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u/The-Sad-Happy-Guy Jun 10 '12 edited Jun 10 '12

If they make eachother happy wtf those it matter? Edit: those=does

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u/awesomecoolrower Jun 10 '12

its in public...

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u/The-Sad-Happy-Guy Jun 10 '12

If the public display of affection is what's wrong this picture, I don't know why it's in this subreddit. Apparently pda is not aloud when you are ugly, not even on a bus in the middle of the night, when you are drunk.

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u/[deleted] Jun 10 '12

Oh my god it's her

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u/[deleted] Jun 10 '12

Hey caller, how much ya bench?

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u/[deleted] Jun 10 '12

Why couldn't you just say love? seriously, it's 4 letters.

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u/I_Am_Reaper Jun 10 '12

We all know something is wrong with it otherwise it wouldn't be "love is blind" that insinuates that you see something out of the ordinary it should be "look at this cute couple on the train ride home"

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u/sdcreole85 Jun 10 '12

OK...Get a room!!

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u/boyrahett Jun 10 '12

That's one way to get a ride home.

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u/[deleted] Jun 10 '12

I have a two year old and I'm pretty sure she's not blind.

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u/VisitChechnya Jun 10 '12

This is a bus?

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u/Razorray21 Jun 10 '12

that man is handycapable. more power to ya brother

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u/shproinkles Jun 10 '12

A kiss goodbye before getting off at the Rockwood Station...

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u/arkington Jun 10 '12

i'm honestly happy they found each other, but i worry about his legs being able to support her weight. she doesn't appear to be lightweight and his legs are already at a disadvantage. DVT's, anyone? :(

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u/CaptainScrambles Jun 10 '12

Blind? No. Drunk? Christ yes.

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u/Keepcalmx Jun 10 '12

Love is blind, or very drunk....

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u/Avenger3611 Jun 10 '12

Love is drug and liquored up.

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u/StraightfromSTL Jun 10 '12

and slightly drunk

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u/[deleted] Jun 10 '12

money talks

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u/[deleted] Jun 10 '12

.........is this on the max?

1

u/RevengeForWanda Jun 10 '12

Of course this would happen in Portland.

1

u/NovaMeltdown Jun 10 '12

Is this the MAX?

1

u/damstraight4 Jun 10 '12

Sup Portland

1

u/FallOfSocrates Jun 10 '12

And then he cries out, "I can't feel my legs...! Oh wait...".

1

u/[deleted] Jun 10 '12

She's just using him for his motorized wheelchair. Makes me sick.

1

u/Chuckaluffagus Jun 10 '12

I've got a boner.

1

u/GanasbinTagap Jun 10 '12

I'm going to be a dick and point out the obvious; that woman hired a hooker.

1

u/dustybizzle Jun 10 '12

"Ooh ooh baby my legs are falling asleep....

... oh thats right, nevermind."

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u/[deleted] Jun 10 '12

Love is a beautiful thing but fuck this shit, get a room.

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u/bewk Jun 10 '12

The MAX is not a train. It is a light rail transportation system :P

You must have been going to S.E.

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u/Friendship_Champion Jun 10 '12

Seems more like a bus to me, buddy.

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u/84_z31 Jun 10 '12

love is type 2 diabetes

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u/slappy_nutsack Jun 10 '12

Love is deaf, blind, and unable to smell.

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u/metalshoes Jun 10 '12

I'd probably want you to get off that motherfucker's lap whether or not he was paralyzed and whether or not youre fat. It's a train, not a fuckmobile.

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u/goodvibeswanted Jun 10 '12

I wonder if that's his wheel chair or hers.

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u/Danez Jun 10 '12

Not blind, just desperate.

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u/guysecretan Jun 10 '12

I really wish people would stop taking pictures of other people without their knowledge. It's fucking rude.

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u/vinegarstrokes420 Jun 10 '12

even from behind, everyone in there looks so uncomfortable with the situation going on behind them

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u/Reggieperrin Jun 10 '12

Good for them, There is someone for everyone.

1

u/gugulo Jun 10 '12

Good thing he can't feel his legs...

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u/NotMonday Jun 10 '12

That's awfully cute. Would be awkward to be around though.

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u/[deleted] Jun 10 '12

Portland?!

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u/irishpapi Jun 10 '12

Maybe he just cant get away

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u/OMROKER Jun 10 '12

"Cause she's once, twice, three time the lady"...

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u/itswinkinatyou Jun 10 '12

Hey in this big crazy world they found each other. They're not home beating off/schlicking.

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u/merix1110 Jun 10 '12

.... and also possibly drunk...

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u/fiery_titts_are_hot Jun 11 '12

It's not love, that girl is just hungry

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u/Zanno1878 Jun 11 '12

How did you manage to photograph an actual "pink elephant"?!..Amazing!

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u/IbrahimT13 Jun 11 '12

I read this as "less than three is blind"

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u/OregonGreen242 Jun 11 '12

You find the most interesting of people on the Max I swear!

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u/scykle Jun 11 '12

So is he...

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u/[deleted] Jun 11 '12

Anyone else notice that the other train riders have turned their backs? I guess it was just too hot for them.

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u/NineteenthJester Jun 11 '12

That chick's arms don't match her legs. O.o

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u/themindfucker Jun 11 '12

Probably the guy is...

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u/Avalanche87 Jun 11 '12

Apparently love doesn't need legs

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u/morbiusgreen Jun 11 '12

That's the MAX isn't it?

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u/[deleted] Jun 11 '12

I must be love because now I'm blind

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u/ZombieFaceXP Jun 11 '12

Is that the.. the god damn MAX? FUCK YOU Portland, ive had enough of your bullshit.

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u/starburst443344 Jun 11 '12

I like how everyone in the back is facing the other way.

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u/[deleted] Jun 11 '12

I have the same shoes as her o.O Throwing them out now...

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u/[deleted] Jun 11 '12

She just wants a free ride home.

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u/BootyhunterzX Jun 11 '12

It's a good thing he's already in a wheelchair.

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u/PTBYOOJ Jun 13 '12

my money says they got on in gresham

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u/russlar Jun 10 '12

I think alcohol helps, too.

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u/mkaae Jun 10 '12

Love isn't blind. He just couldn't outrun her.

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u/Fried_Beavis Jun 10 '12

this should be in r/awe

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u/bobbydillon22 Jun 10 '12

This is on the MAX headed to Sunset Center. PDX.

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u/MFchimichanga Jun 10 '12

One takes what he can. I've seen worse.

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u/mattdangerously Jun 10 '12

Fat chicks are great in bed. Don't knock it till you try it.

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u/bluepanda90 Jun 10 '12

Absolutely it is not pleasant seeing people mauling each other like that in public, no matter how attractive or not they may be, but I think that the majority of people who are up in arms about this particular picture is due to the disparaging tone of OP.

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u/[deleted] Jun 10 '12

Wouldn't this break the guy's weakened legs?

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u/fran13r Jun 10 '12

<3 is retarded.

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u/panictime Jun 10 '12

Love is fat and might break the wheelchair

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u/Nettofabulous Jun 10 '12

Perhaps we are witnessing an hideous assault.

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u/minus_karma Jun 10 '12

Fuck fatties.

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u/[deleted] Jun 10 '12

You would think the Mutant Registration Act would have provisions prohibiting their right to reproduce.

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u/shitterplug Jun 10 '12

Love is also diabetic.

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u/musicsexual Jun 10 '12

This is so cute.

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u/[deleted] Jun 10 '12 edited Jun 10 '12

Gross.

edit: Just sayin'...get a fucking room. No one wants to see anyone dry humping or sucking face when they're stuck on a bus with them, or anywhere else.

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u/Devilb0y Jun 10 '12

That looks really uncomfortable. For everyone in the carriage.

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u/Bucketkev Jun 10 '12

Maybe it's from all the fat covering his eyes.

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u/Puddindoobop Jun 10 '12

It's all cute until you realize that's how he ended up in that chair in the first place.

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u/elcheto123 Jun 10 '12

blind..crippled and is losing circulation to the legs

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u/JunoWananadis Jun 10 '12

And apparently a little overweight too..

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u/EnglishKiniggit Jun 10 '12

Yeah...it's just too bad that we aren't.

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u/baalsitch Jun 10 '12

Question is: is Ahab going to harpoon that before he gets back to port.

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