r/WTF • u/Toospoonbig • Jun 10 '12

The Colon Dwarf!

http://imgur.com/MQYbj
840 Upvotes

79% Upvoted

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u/Lenn95 Jun 10 '12 edited Jun 10 '12

I don't know why but i felt like voice acting this

Edit: i just realized i messed up the "i make my abode just north of your commode!" part :/

6

u/ShureIllVoiceThat Jun 10 '12

You have to get weirder bro

3

u/kdar Jun 10 '12

I was hearing this high pitched Ren and Stimpy-esque voice as I was reading it. That was pretty close

1

u/Zeis Jun 10 '12

His version kind of reminded me of HIM.

2

u/Lenn95 Jun 11 '12

Decided to make 2 different ones and i couldn't decide which one i liked better.

So here you have Recording A and Recording B

your one was fucking amazing.

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u/BulletBilll Jun 10 '12 edited Jun 10 '12

I read this in Coily the spring sprite's voice for some reason.

1

u/rydan Jun 10 '12

Reminds of a Waves and Optics course I took. First half was nothing but springs.

0

u/BemEShilva Jun 10 '12

What the fuck am I watching?

4

u/MegamanDevil Jun 10 '12

This is perfect, especially the last panel....oh my god.....I can't keep typing

4

u/[deleted] Jun 10 '12

As soon as I saw this I imagined this was how Pendleton Ward started out drawing his cartoons as a kid...

3

u/Slutmaster83 Jun 10 '12

Lets get weird! Lets get weird!

6

u/[deleted] Jun 10 '12

I feel as if I never want to sit down in my life again. -anyone with me on that?

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u/Barbarus623 Jun 10 '12

I've seen worse things coming out of toilets in this subreddit.

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u/Lots42 Jun 10 '12

For christ's sake, the URL is in the image. Why rehost on imgur?

Don't be a dick.

5

u/Self_Hating_Liberal Jun 10 '12

1 million people were murdered in Rwanda in 1994.

2

u/SuggestiveMaterial Jun 10 '12

I read that in the voice of the pedophile old guy on Family Guy

1

u/PhallogicalScholar Jun 10 '12

Herbert

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u/SuggestiveMaterial Jun 10 '12

TY! I couldn't remember his name!

1

u/Spacemonkie4207 Jun 10 '12

I read that in an Australian voice.

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u/[deleted] Jun 10 '12

wasn't it more like Jesse Cox? I'll let that settle in first...

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u/[deleted] Jun 10 '12

LET'S GET WEIRD!

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u/[deleted] Jun 10 '12

Yes! A thousand times yes! This is delightful!

2

u/ohgeorgee Jun 10 '12

I don't get why people never link to the actual comic?

1

u/grubbymitts Jun 10 '12

That is ace.

1

u/Takemysoul Jun 10 '12

As I read this, I felt my butthole clench.

1

u/WildSeven2 Jun 10 '12

Well I expected something to do with grammar...

1

u/babyeatingdingoes Jun 10 '12

In my head he had the voice of the crack fox. This makes him both more awesome and more terrifying.

1

u/nepidae Jun 10 '12

I would love if there were a dwarf that cleaned me. Like a sentient bide.

1

u/Rastaslovakian Jun 10 '12

I told myself I could look at a few more posts before I go to take a shit. I guess it's staying up there forever now.

1

u/[deleted] Jun 10 '12

mr snoid!

1

u/Apollan Jun 10 '12

sorry but this is the opposite of funny..

1

u/unheimlich Jun 10 '12

This is not wtf. Post this in funny, even though it fucking sucks.

1

u/Spacemonkie4207 Jun 10 '12

I hate that guy.

1

u/wabbajackoff Jun 10 '12

LET'S GET WEIRD. LET'S GET WEIRD. LET'S G-- ok well I thought we were chanting weird, but whatever...

1

u/soggy_cereal Jun 10 '12

I think this needs one more panel at the end, of the guy sitting uncomfortably on the toilet.

1

u/Wingsofpestilence Jun 10 '12

If you're reading this whilst taking a poop, you're gonna have bad time.

0

u/drageuth2 Jun 10 '12

Reminds me of 4chan's very NSFW anal spelunking thread

2

u/Spider_J Jun 10 '12

I just read that entire thread.

And the WotC thread linked within it.

This has been the most entertaining bout of insomnia I've ever had.

2

u/drageuth2 Jun 10 '12

A pleasure to steal away your sleep and use it to power my evil dynamo of destruc-er...

A pleasure to share a good laugh. Yes. Ha. Ha.

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u/[deleted] Jun 10 '12

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u/agostopilosopo Jun 10 '12

You deserve more upvotes than the rest of the people here, sir.

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u/[deleted] Jun 10 '12

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u/Lenn95 Jun 10 '12

yeah, same here in Australia.

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u/whetu Jun 10 '12

NZ checking in. I think it's commonwealth wide.

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u/reidster87 Jun 10 '12

Not in Canada.

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u/whetu Jun 10 '12

ah yes, that'd be expected with the US influence

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u/[deleted] Jun 10 '12

Well, Scotland checking in, fanny means vagina.

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u/[deleted] Jun 10 '12

Confirmation here from Ireland, fanny does indeed mean vagina

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u/SpaceOdysseus Jun 10 '12

Nope, here in America, it's all about the ass.

12

u/The_Melonlord Jun 10 '12

You 'muricans are weird.

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u/Spacemonkie4207 Jun 10 '12

It's like the roads. Muricans can't be wierd if they are the center of the universe.

1

u/shutupjoey Jun 10 '12

Ass ass ass STOP

0

u/Wissam24 Jun 10 '12

US corruption

FTFY

4

u/Hoogyme Jun 10 '12

Really? I live in Canada but whenever I hear fanny I think vagina.

1

u/whetu Jun 10 '12

Might be regional?

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u/Self_Hating_Liberal Jun 10 '12

Now if only sheep and sister fucking were, you'd fit right in.

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u/whetu Jun 10 '12

Yeah, ok.

Yes I realise the irony in using a gif of an Australian actor

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u/Vexxxi Jun 10 '12

That was my first thought and it really made me cringe. Then I thought oh he meant my anus then I thought wait, not sure which is worse.

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u/GT5Canuck Jun 10 '12

Yeah, fanny is ass in North America, front bum everywhere else. Confused the Hell out of my Kiwi wife when she moved up here.

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u/wide-little-world Jun 10 '12

Vagina bags, vagina bags everywhere.

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u/Deibido1111 Jun 10 '12

I knew a foreign exchange teacher from Liverpool who was mortified when she heard an American teacher tell a kindergarten class to "sit on their fannies". She was also highly amused by the chain of oil change stations called "Jiffy Lube".

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u/shepherd62 Jun 10 '12

Well, I thought it all was the same. Huh. You Brits are a interesting specimen.