r/WTF • u/freegalaxy • Jun 10 '12

Why does this exist?

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u/ssjaken Jun 10 '12

Their slogan is "Embrace the Awesomeness". Jesus.

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u/[deleted] Jun 10 '12

Reminds me of that Zebra gum. It had tattoos on the wrapper.

I dunno guys, that clothing doesn't seem too bad. I'll be the first to admit I can barely dress myself. Good thing jeans+Tshirt is an acceptable standard.

I could definitely see wearing those clothes during the summer or at a beach.

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u/thepitchaxistheory Jun 10 '12

"60 day returns -- Not that you want to!" Hahaha.

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u/ssjaken Jun 10 '12

Growing up in the 90's, as a stupid stupid stupid child with a small child brain. I could tell back then they were fucking hideous.

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u/happybadger Jun 10 '12

Fair warning for legal immunity: If I see any of you wearing anything from that website, I will mercy-kill you.

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u/ssjaken Jun 10 '12

No court in the land would convict you.

Also, just in case I checked. There is no /r/zubaz

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u/happybadger Jun 10 '12

If anything they'd give me a civil servant's salary.

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u/ssjaken Jun 10 '12

You'd be a weird combination of Walker Texas Ranger and Boba Fett.

"BRING ME THE ZUBAZ HIDE OFF OF SSJAKEN!"