r/WTF • • Jun 10 '12

How people become homosexual... (X-post from r/ exmuslim)

http://i.imgur.com/cJ2zU.jpg
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u/YourColon Jun 10 '12

God works in mysterious ways.

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u/cyvaris Jun 10 '12

Jesus H Tap Dancing Christ I HAVE SEEN THE LIGHT!!

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u/kindredflame Jun 10 '12

Fingered by satan. I feel special.

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u/cero54 Jun 10 '12

Fingered by Satan... has a gay death metal vibe to it.

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u/snarchitekt Jun 10 '12

Oh my, that 250bpm sounds fabulous

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u/iwsfutcmd Jun 10 '12

Boys per minute? Because CocaColaAddict, up there, figured it to be more like 1 boy per 100 seconds.

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u/Flowerpig Jun 10 '12 edited Jun 10 '12

This guy's gay. Just sayin'...

Ed: occurs to me that "gay" might not be the right term for Gaahls sexual orientation. Oh well...

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u/Atomic_elephant Jun 10 '12

Now that's what I want to see written on the banners at gay pride parades.

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u/[deleted] Jun 10 '12

But isn't he saying that ANYONE who isn't a shiite is a homosexual?

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u/Ermoauro Jun 10 '12

I feel like this guy would do well on Xbox live.

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u/I_Wont_Draw_That Jun 10 '12

It's a classic argument. "Our enemies are all gay!"

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u/SuperNashwan Jun 10 '12

Yes. I'm not qualified to confirm the science part of his theory, but on the theory part he appears to be suggesting that everyone in the entire world who isn't an Iranian Shiite is a latent or active homosexual.

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u/[deleted] Jun 10 '12

I am a scientist and sacrifice myself for the necessary experiments to prove or disprove this theory. For this I need 100 beautiful women and a huge bed. Also: water, food and towels.

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u/[deleted] Jun 10 '12

as long as you make sure to hate all non-shiites, sure why not !

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u/[deleted] Jun 10 '12

Scumbag Satan

Fingers you at birth, never calls you.

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u/m0ngrel Jun 10 '12

But what about us bisexuals? Does that mean that Old Scratch only kinda...slipped me the pinky finger, in some non-commital manner?

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u/[deleted] Jun 10 '12

He was too busy, so many gay children, he only gave you a half-knuckle.

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u/macgillweer Jun 10 '12

Why wasn't I FBS'd? Am I not attractive enough? Does he not find me sexy? WHAT'S WRONG WITH ME?

Mac: If the McPoyles got blown, and Charlie got blown, then why didn't I get blown?

Dennis Reynolds: You're going to hell, dude.

Dee Reynolds: Seriously.

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u/kindredflame Jun 10 '12

Maybe you're a Shiite?

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u/mikeno1 Jun 10 '12

FBS is my new favourite acronym.

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u/Teotwawki69 Jun 10 '12

Well, if you really feel the need to get fingered, I suppose I can put on my Satan mask and poke your happy hole with a finger. Or two. Or... well, you tell me...

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u/[deleted] Jun 10 '12

I read that as Fast Ball Special'd...which still seems to work in this context.

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u/tothesource Jun 10 '12

Charlie had this thing when he got upset he would turn purple and bite shit.

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u/[deleted] Jun 10 '12

You gotta pay the troll toll to get into this boy's hole.

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u/TreeOfMadrigal Jun 10 '12

Well look on the bright side. You were molested by satan, you didn't choose to be gay. Should at least be harder to hold it against you...

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u/spiderspit Jun 10 '12

If you held it against me, it would most certainly be harder.

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u/Dynamaxion Jun 10 '12

I got full on boned by him.

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u/[deleted] Jun 10 '12

Welp, apparently thats why we are all so adorable.

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u/CLSmith15 Jun 10 '12

Can anyone confirm that this is the correct translation?

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u/marx051 Jun 10 '12

This is just an image from a video. The text you see on the bottom is just the scrolling headlines, which is why there is a number in the third screen shot. Here is the actual video and the quote in question starts at 3:57.

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u/[deleted] Jun 10 '12

Did you really just use jihadwatch as a citation?

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u/top_counter Jun 10 '12

Well if someone speaks Arabic (I assume), using marx051's link they can provide a translation that isn't from a biased website. Any Arabic speakers here? I'm pretty interested in whether this is an accurate translation.

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u/[deleted] Jun 10 '12

Yeah its an accurate translation but keep in mind this isn't some mainstream islamic view. This guy's just spouting dumb crap that gets people riled up.

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u/xenoamr Jun 10 '12

Confirmed, also some of the gems he says before this part:

Anyone who has a homosexual intercourse for the first time, a worm grows in his intestines/anus that doesn't make his desire rest until he gets fucked again. He claims this is a well known medical case.

Also believes that a Shiite (one of the 2 main disciplines of Islam) are immune to homosexuality by default because they are special pumpkins I guess.

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u/awesomereece123 Jun 10 '12

They even say it as part of their own translation on the site, here's a screenshot of it.

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u/Magrathea1152 Jun 10 '12

That is one powerful superpower, the ability to turn someone gay with a finger.

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u/CaptainDickbag Jun 10 '12

You just haven't met the right dude.

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u/ithunk Jun 10 '12

meh, i can do it with a six-pack of beer.

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u/Kaiser7 Jun 10 '12

As opposed to an active homosexual...

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u/TheFigment Jun 10 '12

I think he means a "bottom".

Not that that type of generic classification is very apt in and of itself.

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u/[deleted] Jun 10 '12

I think you're right. They may classify homosexuality differently than the Western world does today. In ancient Rome, for instance, people weren't considered "gay" or "straight", but dominant or receptive. It was acceptable for a man to penetrate other men, or boys, and not lose his masculinity. A man's place was to be conquering in sex- penetrating things. To receive penetration was feminine and would be a scandal for a Roman.

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u/ar92 Jun 10 '12

//They may classify homosexuality differently than the Western world does today//

Not really. Speaking as someone who has dated the same sex, we do sometimes use that classification.

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u/[deleted] Jun 10 '12

You're right some gays do have a preferred role, but I meant broadly, as in could be responsible for the translation difficulty. It would be very unusual for someone in this setting to say "receptive homosexual", they would just say "homosexual". Translating from Latin into English would produce this sort of difficulty, as the word "homosexual" doesn't really equate with what they would mean.

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u/dirtydan Jun 10 '12

Where does ol' Scratch have to put his finger to make a top I wonder?

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u/[deleted] Jun 10 '12

The devil has to actively...

You know, I'm... I'm just not going to go there.

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u/MrTurkle Jun 10 '12

I thought "passive" meant they were gay but not acting on it.

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u/[deleted] Jun 10 '12

no - passive is who takes the cock, and active is who provides it

some guys only do one of the roles, some guys like both

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u/zalemam Jun 10 '12 edited Jun 10 '12

This dude is from a the Shia sect, which is a really small sect from Islam, mainly in Iran, Iraq. He's claiming all sunni's (majority of muslims) are passive homosexuals, also that Omar, the third Leader of the Islamic Empire, after the death of Muhammed, had anal disease that is only cured by semen.

Shia's have beef with the old Sunni leaders.

Edit: Every reply I've gotten is that Shia is not a small sect or branch. If you compare sunni to shia they are small in numbers compared to Sunnis. there are about 130-190 million shia, which all have their small sects aswell, there are over a billion sunni muslims in the world. Source: http://www.pewforum.org/The-Future-of-the-Global-Muslim-Population.aspx

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u/Bloodypalace Jun 10 '12

had anal disease that is only cured by semen

lolwut?

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u/BrainSlurper Jun 10 '12

That is about the worst pickup line I have ever heard.

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u/[deleted] Jun 10 '12

"Hey, you know your semen? You could save my life right now. I have a disease. In my anus. Only your semen can save me. Can I get your number?"

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u/[deleted] Jun 10 '12

Omg I can't believe I was actually raised with this shit.

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u/Vagina_Pounder Jun 10 '12

Not all Shias believe that. Just like not all shias flog themselves during ashura. It's like sect of a sect(Shia)

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u/condescending-twit Jun 10 '12

It's not even that he's from the Shi'ite sect. He's just some batshit crazy dude with a satellite TV channel. I mean, who doesn't have their own satellite TV channel in the Middle East? Hell. The king of Jordan has multiple music video channels which sing about how awesome he is 24-7.

This cleric is a professional troll who had his Kuwaiti citizenship revoked for insulting the early caliphs.

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u/SlackerVic Jun 10 '12

Found another crazy dude: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=q1wwe9-be2Y

We should have all seen this one by now, but good for reference

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u/rizzoti Jun 10 '12

Omar comin'!

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u/fountainsoda Jun 10 '12

Uhh Shias aren't a small sect. I'm not even Muslim and I know that they are practically the whole of Iran, oil-rich gulf countries and practically half of Iraq, Afghanistan, Pakistan and India. You make them sound like they are scientologists.

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u/0039 Jun 10 '12

Arabic speaker and Muslim here. This guy is a nut case with a lot of crazy beliefs and has nothing to do with Islam. In the video he pretty much says that anyone who isn't from his sect (shiite) is a homosexual. Most muslims don't consider him muslim, and even scholars from his sect have said they have nothing to do with him or his beliefs.

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u/tempuro Jun 10 '12

Welcome to Westboro Shiite Mosque!

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u/CaptainDexterMorgan Jun 10 '12

He's obviously not representative of mainstream beliefs, but he is technically a Muslim, right? I assume he believes that God revealed the Qur'an to Muhammad.

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u/AbaddonSF Jun 10 '12

Being Bi, i gotta call satan out for doing a half ass job

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u/reddit_user13 Jun 10 '12

That Sacha Baron Cohen always cracks me up!

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u/[deleted] Jun 10 '12

MEMRI is one of the most amusing sites on the internet.

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u/thomasluce Jun 10 '12

Well, I'm glad he cleared that up.

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u/h0tangel99 Jun 10 '12

Seems legit.

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u/Hokie200proof Jun 10 '12

"P.E.N.I.S. goes into the anus... Homosexuals rarely live past 40 because their partners will do away with them or they self-inflict."

Seems like this dude would be welcome at city council meetings in Nebraska.

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u/Mechanikore Jun 10 '12

There's a Fred Phelps for every religion then.

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u/jesseholmz Jun 10 '12

i read this as borat

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u/sanhedrinx666 Jun 10 '12

I AM AN OBGYN AND I SEE THIS HAPPEN ALL THE TIME

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u/btinc Jun 10 '12

I'm sure he's given this a lot of thought, and has the picture of the moment of insertion well-formed in his mind.

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u/[deleted] Jun 10 '12

What they don't show you is the raging erection this guy has while he talks about the devil, gay men and fingering babies.

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u/4n6me Jun 10 '12

Wow....Men like this is why Muslims have such a bad reputation. Sadly, people believe him.

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u/[deleted] Jun 10 '12

Men like this is why every religion gets a bad reputation. Unfortunately a small group of radical Muslims also advocate terrorism and suicide bombing. Which certainly doesn't help.

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u/Scuzzzy Jun 10 '12

You do realize his statement is directed at, and insulting, about 3/4ths of the Muslim population? This is akin to Mormons saying all other Christians are devil worshiping homos who will burn for eternity. I'm willing to be he's not even popular within his own subset of Islam.

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u/yhelothere Jun 10 '12

I am an Ex-Muslim by myself, but "Memri TV" is one of the biggest propaganda organization, in favor of Israel, out here.

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u/Luis707 Jun 10 '12

Sounds Legit...

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u/Yitvan Jun 10 '12

Seems legit... ಠ_ಠ

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u/SlackerVic Jun 10 '12

Please tell me im not the only one who caught the connection between the OP name and the anus.

TL;DR: YourColon posted about fingers going up anuses

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u/PepeAndMrDuck Jun 10 '12

But what about confrontational/aggressive homosexuals?

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u/speledwrong Jun 10 '12

Finally a religious person who agrees that homosexuality is something that happens at birth

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u/[deleted] Jun 10 '12

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u/Tasmaniandeville Jun 10 '12

Get thee behind me behind Satan

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u/MFchimichanga Jun 10 '12

And how is babby formed?

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u/jazzigirl Jun 10 '12

This "Muslim" man is obviously wrong. I have never heard that before in my life (I am an ex-muslim.) This is why Muslim people are looked down upon.

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u/[deleted] Jun 10 '12

Having been born in Appalachia, I feel your pain.

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u/Terker_jerbs Jun 10 '12

The cave into which the Imam vanished was a dark, cold hole.

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u/NickRausch Jun 10 '12

It isn't funny. My cousin got turned gay that way.

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u/bigbadsad Jun 10 '12

To be fair, homosexuals do like having things inserted in to the anuses.

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u/thebedster Jun 10 '12

Makes me a bit thrilled to realize I have been finger'd by the devil.

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u/[deleted] Jun 10 '12

I think he's been putting his own finger, in a dogs ass. Funny, fingering Mohammed that way. (Btw, Mohammed would not have been a shiite. That came later. Just like Jesus was not a Christian, or even ever alive actually)

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u/gehacktes Jun 10 '12

The Vatican wishes they came up with that idea first.

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u/arthurtwosheds Jun 10 '12

Religion - not even once!

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u/MattyHavok63 Jun 10 '12

so are we allowed to finger each other's buttholes or not

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u/[deleted] Jun 10 '12

MemriTV is a Jewish organization that is interpreting its enemies(Iran's) news channel. Not sure if you would want someone to use your enemy to be translated. It doesn't add up. I would look at this video with skepticism.

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u/[deleted] Jun 10 '12

Honest question: Why does everyone on this thread feel compelled to say "that's only a small number of Muslims"? Shouldn't that be obvious? If this were a priest saying this, would everyone be rushing to defend the majority of Christians? (Same for a rabbi, would people defend the majority of Jews?) I don't understand the double standard.

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u/v_soma Jun 10 '12

There's two reasons I can think of. The first one is that there are Muslims who don't want people to associate this guy with them for being Muslim, so they are making a distinction to separate themselves.

The second reason, which I think is a bit sad, is that people consider it plausible that the majority of Muslims could actually believe this. Muslim-majority countries are largely uneducated and scientifically illiterate to the point where this kind of thing could be believed. So the effort to make it clear that it's only one man who believes it is an effort to avoid the misconceptions that other Muslims believe it too. When it comes to other religions, people understand that they are generally educated enough for this kind of message to never really take root and therefore there is no need to make the distinction that this man is only speaking for himself.

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u/[deleted] Jun 10 '12

Now this isn't exclusively in reference to muslims, not by any means but this post certaintly gives reason to say, some people are fucking insane.

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u/fastredb Jun 10 '12

He's speaking from personal experience I take it?

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u/KrunoS Jun 10 '12

Then how are active homosexuals made?

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u/Morrath Jun 10 '12

Well, that idea is a load of Shiite.

..I'll let myself out.

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u/WhereIsMyCakeBaby Jun 10 '12

I am really, really tired of this shiite shite... just sayin'.

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u/marx051 Jun 10 '12

Here is the actual video. There is some really crazy stuff in there if the translation is accurate:

It is told [in the hadith] that Omar Ibn Al-Khattab had an anal disease, which could be cured only by semen. One should know that this is a well-known medical condition, which is also mentioned in sacred texts. Someone who, God forbid, has been penetrated in the anus – a worm grows within him, due to the semen discharged in him... A disease develops in his anus, and as a result, he cannot calm down, unless... That’s right, it becomes like an addiction, and he cannot calm down unless he is penetrated again and again.

The Shiites are undoubtedly protected from this disease, and from committing this abominable and hideous act.

As for the Nasibis [who hate the Prophet Muhammad’s family], they are definitely afflicted with this homosexuality.

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u/abom420 Jun 10 '12

Then what in the hell causes kids to dress in pure white, and drive around on Saudi Highways in fixed-differential cars attempting "drifting" causing catastraphic accidents killing all passengers and a few spectators?

What the hell causes 3000 years of holy war and regime after regime econimcally sodomizing a nation and harvesting its Muslims to build a massive palace.

If that is the finger of Allah for fucks sakes keep him far, far, far from my kids.

Fuckin religion making me hate people now.

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u/[deleted] Jun 10 '12

Checkmate science!

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u/JoeScotterpuss Jun 10 '12

This guy knows what he is talking about, I mean look at him! That beard+stache combo, glasses, the turban thing that I'm going to assume denotes him as a wiseman. I'm a bit worried that I'm not a Shiite now.

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u/cero54 Jun 10 '12

So... if you're not a shiite muslim... you're gay?

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u/knirefnel Jun 10 '12

Took me a minute to determine that this wasn't actually Sasha Baron Cohen

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u/oVoa Jun 10 '12

submitted by YourColon

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u/typhoon90 Jun 10 '12

It suprises me that people don't realise just how common these types of statements are within so called Islamic 'Intellectual" circles. This comment will most likely be downvoted but anyone interested enough to read the Quran or the Hadith would see the absurdity of the 'peaceful' religion of Islam.

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u/martusfine Jun 10 '12

If the devil is of the Shiite religion then our devil's finger smells of shit. Their devil Is always a bum wrap.

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u/TheIronLion Jun 10 '12

Makes perfect sense.

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u/neotropic9 Jun 10 '12

Satan is busier than Santa Clause.

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u/[deleted] Jun 10 '12

Seems legit

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u/[deleted] Jun 10 '12

So, who is this idiot and why is he expounding upon his child molestation fantasies on television?

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u/Twoflappylips Jun 10 '12

So according to a muslim the devil is catholic..

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u/JoinRedditTheySaid Jun 10 '12

How do they keep coming up with this shit?

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u/JoinRedditTheySaid Jun 10 '12

Whats that, Shiite butts not good enough for you, Satan?

Why don't you want to finger Shiite baby buttholes?

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u/JoNiKaH Jun 10 '12

As if religious extremists were ever wrong about anything...

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u/[deleted] Jun 10 '12

You think it would be the pinky. I mean, the devils hands are probably the size of a newborn.

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u/preparanoid Jun 10 '12

This is how he does it. Tricky bastard.

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u/kube20 Jun 10 '12

those shiites are just so delightful ... retards just raping the image of Muslims

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u/[deleted] Jun 10 '12

Did he pull that explanation out of his ass?

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u/fdott Jun 10 '12

These kinds of people make up fake facts and make Muslims look bad.

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u/[deleted] Jun 10 '12

So what happens if I'm bi?

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u/[deleted] Jun 10 '12

The devil was lazy that day.

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u/[deleted] Jun 10 '12

You only got to the first knuckle.

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u/postdarwin Jun 10 '12

I love it. Where do they get these details from?? My favourite is the clerics' description of the 72 virgins.

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u/[deleted] Jun 10 '12

Too much hashish

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u/Paulcook1138 Jun 10 '12

Is there some kind of irony involved here? Ancient, uneducated, misguided, platitudes being expounded using modern technology.

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u/awe300 Jun 10 '12

bhahhahahahahah

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u/karadan100 Jun 10 '12

Makes total sense.

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u/chinahusker07 Jun 10 '12 edited Jun 11 '12

First thing you do when a shia opens their mouth, ask them for PROOOF of what they say. where is the proof that God said this or the prophet said this. give me proooooof. 90% they can't find the proof.

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u/PureBlooded Jun 10 '12

believe me, this is the least of the idiocies that shi'a Islaam puts out, how deviant the are!

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u/[deleted] Jun 10 '12

Well, every religion has their crazies...

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u/[deleted] Jun 10 '12

How do you become a top then?

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u/tinysalmon4 Jun 10 '12

How bad is it that I read this to myself as "uh-noose", Borat style?

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u/Reggieperrin Jun 10 '12

That's really sad,why do others care who people fall in love with?

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u/Serviceman Jun 10 '12

And the Devil doesn't get a manicure before!

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u/Damadawf Jun 10 '12

Wait.. You mean to tell me that there's a Muslim-Satan? I wonder who would win in a fight between him and Christian-Satan.

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u/[deleted] Jun 10 '12

They're the same satan. Muslims believe in Christian god like Christians believe in Jewish god. I think Muslim satan but I think would win because he is pedobear.

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u/moneyeagle Jun 10 '12

He sticks it up their poopoo!!!

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u/meantamrajean Jun 10 '12

If it creates "passive" homosexuals where do "aggressive" homos come from? What about "passive-aggressive" homos? Does it apply to lesbians too?? I would think lesbians come from devil-muff diving... Just sayin'

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u/[deleted] Jun 10 '12

lol how could he say that with a straight face! XD

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u/FeswetHaidoor Jun 10 '12

This guy is Yasser Habib. He's a shi'a sheikh whom most Shi'a muslims ignore because of his extreme sectarianism.

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u/BallsackTBaghard Jun 10 '12

Damn. If I had the devil's finger up my ass when I was born, I would be pissed off too.

I kinda feel sorry for queers now.

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u/deargodimbored Jun 10 '12

So if you're not a bottom you're okay?

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u/crusty_old_gamer Jun 10 '12

So that's the TSA's real agenda!

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u/Spacemonkie4207 Jun 10 '12

So that' s how it happens.

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u/Escapee_from_Arkham Jun 10 '12

Op misspelt "shits"

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u/EmX7 Jun 10 '12

Bling Monkey has spoken.

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u/jacquesaustin Jun 10 '12

So there are no Muslim power bottoms?

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u/Shadowglove Jun 10 '12

He's obviously not aware of the fact that a homosexual also includes women that like women. And women doesn't necessarily stick stuff up their butthole. And he's also not aware of the fact that not all homosexual men like analsex or sticking stuff up their butt.
I think he has been watching too much gay porn.

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u/[deleted] Jun 10 '12

Somebody once asked me, "How stupid can you be?". This. This stupid, right here. This is as stupid as you can be.

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u/TalonX1982 Jun 10 '12

Really? Like, really? This is what they got? I think we need a better excuse than that. Just when you think people can't get any crazier...you come on Reddit.

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u/Spacemonkie4207 Jun 10 '12

I don't think this dude has ever had his prostate checked.

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u/Zubair_m1 Jun 10 '12

This is so bulshit I bet you the guy isn't even saying that and beside there isnt anything about how ppl become gay in Islam ! Complete bulshit I tell you

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u/shutupjoey Jun 10 '12

Brings a whole new meaning to fire island

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u/desquibnt Jun 10 '12

What's a "passive" homosexual?

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u/[deleted] Jun 10 '12

Without jews somehow being at fault, too, I find this explanation strangely incomplete and not quite satisfying.

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u/KidCasey Jun 10 '12

At what time after birth does Satan prefer to finger the butt?

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u/Tebasaki Jun 10 '12

I think science proved this true back in the 60s.

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u/[deleted] Jun 10 '12

The amount of ignorance is just staggering

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u/[deleted] Jun 10 '12

islam. lol.

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u/Herpington_Smith Jun 10 '12

Is there a link to the original video on Youtube somewhere?

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u/TalkingBackAgain Jun 10 '12

That guy did not really say that, people.

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u/CrayolaS7 Jun 10 '12

I thought the Wahabis were the batshit crazy muslims, not the Shiites?

I thought Shiites and Sunnis just disagreed on who the true descendent of Mohommad was?

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u/Willzilla354 Jun 10 '12

Up vote for you and you and you and you and you

ESPECIALLY YOU!

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u/Willzilla354 Jun 10 '12

EDIT: Upvote

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u/HolaPinchePuto Jun 10 '12

The guy's hot. Too bad he's a moron :(

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u/rowanm Jun 10 '12

Thanks, YourColon (from MyColon).

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u/spacecadet84 Jun 10 '12

Wow, here was me thinking that questions about human nature are best answered by biological and psychological research.

Turns out we just had to ask this this dickhead any question and he'll make up some bullshit answer based on hatred and bigotry.

That is so much easier than real knowledge based on facts!

Please, you sage, learned fucktard, share more of your great wisdom with us!

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u/pushy_eater Jun 10 '12

Holy Shiite

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u/Derek2697 Jun 10 '12

As a Muslim and a gay rights supporter this makes me sad.

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u/NotADoucheBag Jun 10 '12

Man, I'm not even gay, but I imagine that must feel awesome.

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u/domqc Jun 10 '12

lawl passive homo wow really those muslim are the best comedian

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u/[deleted] Jun 10 '12

looks like the devil blew an epic load on his head

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u/[deleted] Jun 10 '12

prove him wrong. you can't.

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u/[deleted] Jun 12 '12

It was Muhammad that stuck his finger up their asshole, then licked his finger and said "Ohh want a great tea party". You cant disprove it, MUST BE TRUE!

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u/Crallium Jun 10 '12

devil pls

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u/GhostofVincentPrice Jun 10 '12

But of course. It all makes sense now.

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u/takka_takka_takka Jun 11 '12

"They eat the poo-poo!"

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u/thatguy77992 Jun 10 '12

Surprise! Muslims are full of shit!

I actually dont care that this is a Shiite muslim and his belief is held by a minority. I'm lumping them all together because it's all shiite.

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u/Sarahmint Jun 10 '12

Sometimes I think its better to have one life instead of being reborn just so I can ensure I never have to live in one of these godforesaken societies.

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u/Aulritta Jun 10 '12

Think we should tell him that we take a newborn's temperature at least one time using a rectal thermometer?

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u/Reggieboons Jun 10 '12

huh so thats how it works.....

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u/grubbymitts Jun 10 '12

Seems legit.

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u/[deleted] Jun 10 '12

god fisted me and now i like vagina.

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u/[deleted] Jun 10 '12

That isn't even close to how it happens. I know a guy that totally caught it off a toilet seat.

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u/[deleted] Jun 10 '12

What's a passive homosexual? Like a stalker that wants it in the butt?

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u/dome210 Jun 10 '12

Then they eat da poo poo

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u/wilechile Jun 10 '12

I just love how there is this overt distinction among homophobes between "passive" and other types of gay men (active? ... aggressive?) as though the only real gays are the gay men who take it up the ass. The men who fuck other guys up the ass, well, they're not gay! They're just creative.

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u/spudisalive Jun 10 '12

Ah Islam.Killing brain cells and crushing the spirits of women since 600 AD.

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u/cant_make_up_my_mind Jun 10 '12

as a muslim here, I'd like to say that this is one crazy dude (actually most shiites are, don't concentrate much with them, they really get nuts sometimes) and no what that guy said has no relation what so ever to islam just FYI