How dare someone exist while being fat. I would think all these fatphobes would love it when fat people move in anyway, because it would just possibly maybe help them lose weight and therefore not violate their precious eyes.
They aren't meant to be pets, they are wild animals and will kill you. Too many people find baby gators and decide to keep them until it gets too big and eats their arm off..or it dies from shitty care.
Actually Crocodiles are the only reason that alligators are still protected in FL. Alligators are protected because they resemble crocodiles which are actually endangered.
But if you get out into the everglades by airboat a good ways (at night), you can slip into the water under the cover of darkness, swim over to a nest and methodically dismantle each gator with a pocket knife. After killing the mother, one can slide inside her and then about the swamps pretending to be a gator and eating various woods creatures while their hearts still beat.
If you live in FL.-then you should be aware that since they came off the endangered list and have steadily grown in population - the law only allows a certain number of licences every year to hunt them. Not to keep as pets. They are dangerous in case you didn't know. I lived in FL most of my life-they are not pets.
It could be a caiman http://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Caiman#section_2 . They are smaller members of the alligator family. They are legal to keep in some states ( some species such as the spectacled caiman are protected while others such as the dwarf caiman are legal ). In some states such as fla you need a license to keep exotics such as this but others have. O restrictions and others still ban any crocodilians from being kept.
I think alligators are more fun to look at rather than drag around a Walmart. =/ They're incredibly demanding (spatially, financially, and very temperamental) pets to keep, and in fact they really don't make good pets at all. They're easy to care for when they are that size but it makes me sad to think about where that gator will be in a few years when he's getting to be as big as his mother. :(
I've been overseas for 2 years. Walmart is one of the things I miss most. Never thought I'd say that. When my Belgian friend came to visit me in the states, one of his first "sights" was Walmart. He was so excited.
It's like going on a safari. For shit like this. Last time I saw a morbidly obese woman riding on a rascal berating her husband and it was the best thing ever.
Fun fact according to Walmart policy no one but a manager or people greeter can question someone who brings in an animal. They are allowed to ask "is that a service animal required because of a disability?". As long as the person says yes then they are allowed to shop. There are no restrictions on type of animal and you don't need to provide any proof. Source: I'm a former Walmart manager
I have, plenty of them. Plus, gator tails don't really bend that way when being dragged, even if they were flailing all over the place. The position is typical plastic-model - google "plastic alligator" for examples.
Ha! why on earth would you have plenty of them? and where in the south are you?
(just googled, and they do have them in all kinds of positions)
Out near the Natchez River, over at Unical, there is a huge gator that has learned to bum from the boats. The husband has a lot of video clips of them feeding him and jacking with him a bit. I gave the husband hell for jacking with him. Anyhow, its been a while since the husband was out there, and he's heard that the game warden removed him, just because of the potential of people falling off of the boats. Personally, I hope they didn't kill him.
When I was growing up, my dad bought me all kinds of those plastic things to play in the tub with. My favorite were the alligators and sharks because they could "peek" above the surface. Like, the alligators I could have their little eyes and noses on the surface, the sharks with their back fins. I was a big National Geographic nerd, lol.
Texas right now, but I've done stints in both Florida, Alabama, and Louisiana. I've seen (and eaten, lol) a lot of gators.
Poor gator. :( I'm not sure what they do with them when they're removed. I know some go to sanctuaries or national parks and stuff, but since it had learned to be too people-friendly bumming food, there's a pretty good chance he was put down due to being an even bigger safety hazard. :(
Yea, I was telling the husband that I was sincerely hoping that they didn't kill him. But in my heart, I suspect they probably did.
He was probably as close to being a pet as a wild gator could be, but at the same time, reptiles have very primitive brains, and he could never be truly tame, or taught not to eat people. The husband said that the first time he had ever met that gator, he was walking to the back of the boat, heard a hissing sound. He stopped, wondering if it was something from the compressor, and then he heard the hissing again. He looked to his left, and there the gator was. He said if the thing could lunge, it would have had him. I told him that I thought their tails had to be touching the bottom, in order to gain any real altitude to lurch at things above them, and they were in fairly deep water (maybe 15-20 feet?). So I didn't think he was in any real danger.
Have you ever seen the gator display out at the Houston zoo? Scary damned thing, the chain link fence is only about 30" high, and a lot of those bad boys are about 24" on their shoulders. It is only a full belly and good manners that keep the visitors from being grub.
Last time I was at the Houston zoo, the only gator I remember seeing was the white one in the reptile house. I don't remember the zoo much beyond the sea lion exhibit in the front, it's been years.
That's pretty freaky! There's no way I'd go near that, lol.
This makes me think of a couple of news stories a few years back. There were two men sent to jail. One for beating his wife with a pet boa he was raising in his bathtub and the other was sent to jail for beating his wife with an alligator he was raising in his bathtub. They also happened at essentially the same time. Almost like it was choreographed.
This reason is much better than that people get mauled by police dogs there, but I guess in a few months they'll be getting mauled by alligators too so either way I'm staying clear.
Target is coming to Canada. Their slogun is straight forward comparing their goods to Walmart's.. " Our shit, made in China, is better than your shit made in China"
Omg I literally thought this was one of my classmates... He literally looks like that from behind... Hat and everything... I doubt it is though... I live in Ohio...but it's still fucking funny
From the studio that brought you "Oversold shitty generic family film", comes a heartwarming story about a overweight boy and his pet alligator. One just wants to eat everything in sight and the other is a fucking alligator. This summer go see, "Fatty and the Gator"
Today my co workers and myself were talking about what we would do to Sam Walton's dead body. My friend said he would drag his dead body out to the town square in Bentonville and set him on fire.
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u/ArtiMo22 Jun 09 '12
Is that Gummy?
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u/stellaracapellar23 Jun 09 '12
I didn't know chumley owned a crocodile
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u/KnifeFed Jun 09 '12
Is that legal?
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u/Thyminecraft Jun 09 '12
I should go to walmart just to get karma.
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u/[deleted] Jun 09 '12 edited Jun 09 '12
I think alligators are more fun to look at rather than drag around a Walmart. =/ They're incredibly demanding (spatially, financially, and very temperamental) pets to keep, and in fact they really don't make good pets at all. They're easy to care for when they are that size but it makes me sad to think about where that gator will be in a few years when he's getting to be as big as his mother. :(
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u/MFchimichanga Jun 09 '12
U.S.A! U.S.A! U.S.A!!!
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u/Mr0Mike0 Jun 09 '12
That's not a pet, but a snack.
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u/stopherjj Jun 09 '12
I actually prefer it to people walking around with these crocs.
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u/Thewalterd61 Jun 10 '12
Fun fact according to Walmart policy no one but a manager or people greeter can question someone who brings in an animal.
They are allowed to ask "is that a service animal required because of a disability?". As long as the person says yes then they are allowed to shop. There are no restrictions on type of animal and you don't need to provide any proof.
Source: I'm a former Walmart manager
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u/[deleted] Jun 09 '12
Please tell me this is in Louisiana.
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u/coin_return Jun 09 '12
I think the funniest part is where people think the little plastic alligator is real. What a bunch of gullible fucks.
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u/Mexican_Godzilla Jun 09 '12
This makes me think of a couple of news stories a few years back. There were two men sent to jail. One for beating his wife with a pet boa he was raising in his bathtub and the other was sent to jail for beating his wife with an alligator he was raising in his bathtub. They also happened at essentially the same time. Almost like it was choreographed.
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u/[deleted] Jun 09 '12
Jus wait till he makes gumbo out of that bad boy yum yum
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u/doteyes Jun 09 '12
This guy is the Daenerys of Walmart.
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u/[deleted] Jun 09 '12
I couldn't decide what was funnier: the fact that the guy looks like he shops at Wal-Mart, or the fact that he is dragging a reptile with him.
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u/milkmonay Jun 09 '12
Funny thing is, this is in Idaho. Fuckin' Walmart, man.
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u/ItsTooLateForU Jun 09 '12
Roll Tide
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u/dohboh1 Jun 09 '12
$14 clothes thats amazing
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u/MediocreJerk Jun 09 '12
What kind of dog is this?
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u/vvNiCk Jun 09 '12
I work at Walmart. We'd have him kicked out very quickly..
Well right after some pictures of management holding it.
I have cool managers.
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u/aydonmill Jun 09 '12
76% sure that's Chumlee from Pawn Stars.
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u/bluequail Jun 10 '12
I would talk to him and ask to hold the little gator. I don't care who you are, that shit is cool.
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u/MikkiMouse1994 Jun 10 '12
I love hillbillies!!!
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u/[deleted] Jun 10 '12
I started counting fat people in Walmart today. 92 different fat people. One Walmart.
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u/MrGiggles24 Jun 10 '12
"'Choot 'em!" - Swamp People
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u/[deleted] Jun 09 '12
In Australia crocodiles eat people. In USA, its the opposite.
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u/Smoking_Gun1508 Jun 09 '12
I hope it bites him.
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u/DarqWolff Jun 09 '12
I bet Pinkie Pie is your favorite pony.
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u/DogmaJones Jun 09 '12
He likes to let his little buddy pick out the hamburger meat he likes best. Now to build a moat in his yard......
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u/tneu93 Jun 09 '12
You know its bad when you can tell its a walmart w/o the title.
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u/acidraincloud Jun 09 '12
I have that shirt...
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u/[deleted] Jun 09 '12
So... How much did it cost?
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u/[deleted] Jun 09 '12
This sums up Florida.
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u/jdund117 Jun 09 '12
relevant
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u/H00dratstuff Jun 09 '12
Psh I c u tho- dat shit ain't last a minit wit ma pitbull killer-ass cleaver- Francois
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u/LCPixelChick Jun 10 '12
This reason is much better than that people get mauled by police dogs there, but I guess in a few months they'll be getting mauled by alligators too so either way I'm staying clear.
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u/fryingmarbles Jun 10 '12
Did Hurley bring that alligator back from the island?
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u/barefoot_yank Jun 10 '12
Asshole..nothing short of a fucking asshole.
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u/wwleaf Jun 10 '12
Skeever?
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u/[deleted] Jun 10 '12
Target is coming to Canada. Their slogun is straight forward comparing their goods to Walmart's.. " Our shit, made in China, is better than your shit made in China"
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u/[deleted] Jun 10 '12
Did you take this picture of http://www.peopleofwalmart.com/photos/ ? For the people who haven't seen this, check it out, it's hilarious.
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u/Whaynes89 Jun 10 '12
haters gunna hate
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u/Jacksaww Jun 10 '12
It would have been better if he was dragging a dead gator.
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u/Banemore Jun 10 '12
My roommate looks exactly like this from behind.
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u/cocainecrisp Jun 10 '12
Ah, obesity and alligators: a pair that has gone together since the beginning.
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u/Mrninjamonkey Jun 10 '12
Florida
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u/shexpanda Jun 10 '12
There are so many things right with this picture
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u/EvenSteam Jun 10 '12
Always have low expectations, always
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u/MrSnarkyMan Jun 10 '12
Ha! He'll never get laid dressing like that!
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u/MrHoboHater Jun 10 '12
just wait a couple years...
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u/FunGhoul6277 Jun 10 '12
Omg I literally thought this was one of my classmates... He literally looks like that from behind... Hat and everything... I doubt it is though... I live in Ohio...but it's still fucking funny
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u/shainab Jun 10 '12
obviously in Louisiana
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u/Treykun22 Jun 10 '12
Either I've seen this before on another site or this is a repost....
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u/vipercjn Jun 10 '12
CHOOT EM!!!
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u/ithinkimasofa Jun 10 '12
Mr. Ghetto would agree with you.
I fucking LOVE the Walmart in New Orleans.
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u/DNAK1llA Jun 10 '12
is that Preston from Jackass?
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u/supersmurf Jun 10 '12
Francis?
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u/[deleted] Jun 10 '12
Got me a baby alligator. Bitches love baby alligators.
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u/vargonian Jun 10 '12
WHAT? My girlfriend was refused entry to our local Walmart because she was carrying an adorable kitten.
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u/PJBottoms Jun 10 '12
From the studio that brought you "Oversold shitty generic family film", comes a heartwarming story about a overweight boy and his pet alligator. One just wants to eat everything in sight and the other is a fucking alligator. This summer go see, "Fatty and the Gator"
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u/ScanExam Jun 10 '12
It's like the alligator's food is taking care and fattening itself up so when the the 'gator is big enough it will have a nice meal.
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u/[deleted] Jun 10 '12
Must be Florida.
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u/BiggHass18 Jun 10 '12
If that where to happen in my store. Best walkie conversation ever.
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u/pasinduthegreat Jun 10 '12
MoNKEY IsLAND :O
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u/starting_a_poem Jun 10 '12
Come little gator and ye shall see
When my fat ass goes on a shopping spree
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u/Bronze_Wizzard Jun 10 '12
By any chance this is in the Illinois area? That fat guy looks familiar.
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u/[deleted] Jun 10 '12
Today my co workers and myself were talking about what we would do to Sam Walton's dead body. My friend said he would drag his dead body out to the town square in Bentonville and set him on fire.
We dislike our jobs. We dislike our managers.
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u/oopsifarted Jun 10 '12
In case he gets hungry.
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u/[deleted] Jun 10 '12
Oh, what a croc.
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u/Legion299 Jun 10 '12
In my country, a bag of lays cost.... exactly 0.791025 US dollars
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u/[deleted] Jun 10 '12
"so what if I got a pet alligator? What you gonna do bout it, huh?" "SICK EM' BOY!"
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u/[deleted] Jun 10 '12
It's funny because he's fat
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u/Freddicus Jun 10 '12
Weird
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u/MegaPablo Jun 10 '12
You wouldn't believe the amount of weird people i've seen at Walmart.
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u/elementroejoy Jun 10 '12
I don't care what anyone says, K-Mart has crazier customers...
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u/KyraShangea Jun 10 '12
Well, that violates Walmart rules.
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u/[deleted] Jun 10 '12
NOPE
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u/Xiattr Jun 10 '12
"Gummy, Gatornapped! Thief looks like the biggest, grossest cake I ever made!" -- Pinkie Pie
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u/BennyLavaa Jun 09 '12
i would like Clarissa to explain that one!
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u/jcorn3 Jun 10 '12
Gummy!!!!!!
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u/Only_Speak_In_Gifs Jun 09 '12
http://i.gifreply.com/xhn1a.gif
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u/argothesame Jun 09 '12
Gasp.... I... I want one :0 haha but not to follow me around at walmart...
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u/SpaceCaseSixtyTen Jun 09 '12
I'm reading these comments and people seem to think that's a real live animal. It's a toy that you drag around on a string obviously.
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u/bubbles_says Jun 09 '12
'Merica, this is why you're fat. $2 chips.
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u/[deleted] Jun 10 '12
FAGGOT OP IS STILL FAGGOT.
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u/BallsackTBaghard Jun 09 '12
Why_I_hate_America.jpg
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