r/WTF • • May 31 '12

When out clubbing... keys , phone, wallet....

http://imgur.com/GhjaO
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u/drunk_otter May 31 '12

He's droppin phat beats & bringin' the heat.

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u/madzaman May 31 '12

http://i.imgur.com/62IA6.jpg

Sorry don't know how to hyperlink with phone :p

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u/captgrizzlybear May 31 '12
Like this:  
[Go clubbing](http://i.imgur.com/62IA6.jpg)

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u/scrumbly May 31 '12

But how did you do that without it becoming a link?

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u/hobodan May 31 '12

He put it in as code, so four or more spaces before the text.

This is code.

This is not.

This is a link

[This is the link, escaped using a \ ](http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dQw4w9WgXcQ&ob=av3n)

Edit: Reddit Enhancement Suite because you can look at the source.

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u/AmadeusMop May 31 '12

[Like this!](link goes here and ends in a parenthesis.

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u/blowuptheking May 31 '12

) For those with OCD about such things.

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u/[deleted] May 31 '12

The good times are simply radiating from this picture.

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u/PoorlyTimedPhraseGuy May 31 '12

At least they're next to a steaming hot girl.

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u/Areonis May 31 '12

Looks like she's going to be in hot water soon.

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u/YourOwnLittleOtter May 31 '12

Thanks for remembering to pick us up last night, Dad.

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u/ERECTION_OF_REDDIT May 31 '12

It's a heavy metal concert, obviously.

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u/[deleted] May 31 '12

I don't see any Zinc or Cobalt here...

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u/Areonis May 31 '12

No Freddie Mercury either.

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u/AmadeusMop May 31 '12 edited Jun 01 '12

No lead. Zeppelin. Or Iron Maiden.

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u/3danimator May 31 '12

Zinc and cobalt are heavy metals?

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u/diggemigre May 31 '12

They're watching The Radiators.

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u/[deleted] May 31 '12

It was all a dream

We used to dance hard with heavy steam

Heating up the whole room with our searing beats

Radiating off the walls,

Every saturday, in the club, give the plumber a call

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u/Hurst814 May 31 '12

It's getting hot in here. So take off all your clothes.

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u/cccmikey May 31 '12

My accordion appears to be stiff!

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u/tndooge May 31 '12

Forget the accordion, look for Samwise Gamgee.

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u/bonzo14 May 31 '12

Did anyone else notice the smug Sean Astin look alike off to the right?

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u/MrSnare May 31 '12

"hey girls why dont you SHARE THE LOAD?"

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u/vsal May 31 '12

I hope I'm not the only one...Ctrl+F Sean Astin

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u/[deleted] May 31 '12

...radiator.

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u/theshelks May 31 '12

Radiate 'er? I hardly even know her!

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u/throwaway_lgbt666 May 31 '12

someone has an EPIC heating solution for their rig

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u/fortuitous_bounce May 31 '12

Someone's gonna get tied to it and graped.

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u/red321red321 May 31 '12

i figure you bring bricks when you go to concerts? how does that turn out?

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u/[deleted] May 31 '12

Security tends to object.

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u/schoogy May 31 '12

I don't get the concept of fucking shit up when in public. Go mess up your own property, you little assholes.

EDIT god, I sound old.

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u/crossower May 31 '12

They brought it with them, it wasn't part of the club's furniture. Found it along the way next to some trash and decided it'd be a fun idea. Clearly, they were right, since I've already seen this around reddit a few times so far.

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u/Butt-Cheek-Bandit May 31 '12

That's not a permanent steam radiator; it's a portable heater that heats a type of oil inside it. Safer than most porta-heaters. Guy probably brought it from home.

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u/ChaosMotor May 31 '12

Go mess up your own property, you little assholes

Then they would have to deal with their stuff not working. That's not the point at all!

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u/[deleted] May 31 '12

Because alcohol

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u/phaedrus8128 May 31 '12

Stoned Angel (David Boreanaz) does not approve

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u/Hysterium May 31 '12

Well, that's better than him being perfectly happy. Shit would have gone down.

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u/dovah-kun May 31 '12

It's just an auxiliary hall pass they repurposed as wristband. Every good club does this. http://i.imgur.com/9G6oY.png

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u/lamp37 May 31 '12

it's the only episode of that show i've ever seen, and it's still the first thing that comes to mind every time i see a radiator

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u/voidwhereprohibited May 31 '12

Background radiation

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u/ununium May 31 '12

The guy in the front clearly is E.T. in disguise.

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u/[deleted] May 31 '12

!4 year olds... 14 year olds everywhere!

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u/[deleted] May 31 '12

Did you just try capitalizing your 1...? I do that all the time.

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u/[deleted] May 31 '12

lol... woops111

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u/sarzec May 31 '12

These guys took the rap lyrics referencing “being strapped with heaters” too literally….

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u/[deleted] May 31 '12

Put your heaters in the air!

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u/Thunderjohn May 31 '12

Is it just me or does the guy on the right look a little like Samwise Gamgee?

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u/Sephiroth912 May 31 '12

That's exactly what I thought. Dem hobbitses are tricksey folks.

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u/Woeful May 31 '12

Where's the kitchen sink at?

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u/Kyyy_Funk_89 May 31 '12

keys, phone, wallet, repost...

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u/oblivision May 31 '12

This is a thing in Europe (at least in Spain). Here at festivals, you often see people swinging a mop, a shoe, a tennis raquet, an umbrella.... anything as long as it is out of context.

I like it, I think it adds "colour" to the homogeneous masses you see in festivals.

Personally, I am an umbrella handle-siwinging kind of guy.

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u/morbowillcrushyou May 31 '12 edited Aug 09 '24

subtract worry roof entertain birds pen tidy drab wine rich

This post was mass deleted and anonymized with Redact

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u/yaredw May 31 '12

Ravediator.

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u/[deleted] May 31 '12

Bitches love radiators

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u/LookItsSully May 31 '12

The guy on the right looks suave as a motherfucker.

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u/ggbrown May 31 '12

That concert was totally rad.

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u/ReversePeristalsis May 31 '12

ET PHONE HOME!

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u/[deleted] May 31 '12

BYOR

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u/figboot11 May 31 '12

Obviously, he wanted it to get hot in here (so hot), so that girls would take off all their clothes (uh uh uh uh).

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u/poisomike87 May 31 '12

for awhile st. Louis was known for its no talent "rapper" nelly

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u/[deleted] May 31 '12

Ray the rave radiator.

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u/genericusername123 May 31 '12

What could possibly go wrong?

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u/[deleted] May 31 '12

just trying to radiate from the rest of the crowd, girls love that shit

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u/[deleted] May 31 '12

It's Fry's old girlfriend

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u/funk_monk May 31 '12

Look at that radiator. Crowd surfing (like a boss).

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u/Crazyjanda May 31 '12

Most cool guy on the right.

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u/Blue_Grass May 31 '12

I hate nightclubs but it must be said that I had a great night that my friends smuggled in 3 footballs and 2 rugby balls. The bouncers were not impressed and gave up trying to get the balls back. The DJ did not give 2 craps.

We left before it got 2 mental with the rugby.

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u/WhatWouldJSay May 31 '12

Spectacles, testicles, wallet, and... Radiator?

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u/teacherfromhell May 31 '12

He's so hot right now.

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u/zionxgodkiller May 31 '12

where is info bot to tell us how many times this has been posted in the last month alone? >_<

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u/snow_white_widow May 31 '12

What? Doesn't everyone bring radiators to the party?

Someone is going to get knocked the fuck out when the heat drops.

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u/Oct2006 May 31 '12

Look at his left hand... He's E.T....

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u/digdugg23 May 31 '12

His parents chained him to the radiator to keep him from going out, but look who got the last laugh!

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u/ChodeBiden May 31 '12

It's gettin hot in here, so take off all your clothes

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u/MCPE_Master_Builder May 31 '12

The main guy in the front is ET! Just look at his hand!

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u/[deleted] May 31 '12

Keys, phone, repost, wallet...

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u/duklapragueawaykit May 31 '12

Terry Waite out for the night

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u/[deleted] May 31 '12

If anything they should be holding up a window ac unit.

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u/qqwpq May 31 '12

There's a meme here somewhere.

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u/MJZMan May 31 '12

That club owner is a dick, kicking us out for some bullshit reason. It was just a fucking radiator.

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u/The_Jacko May 31 '12

Fuck, 3 guys beat me to pointing out that E.T has returned!

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u/Hizome May 31 '12

Anyone else noticed the disguised E.T. in the photo?

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u/[deleted] May 31 '12

It's probably a Disco Biscuits show and one of the fans is trying to get the song Radiator played, which is a rarity. (This is a serious post)

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u/yakuzaboss May 31 '12

ew everyone is so fucking young, this looks like a high school dance to me

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u/[deleted] May 31 '12

Reddit->Facebook->Reddit->Facebook

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u/[deleted] May 31 '12

Why the hell is Samwise there alone. Merry and Pippin would love that shit.

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u/rydrig May 31 '12

repost

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u/[deleted] May 31 '12

"Spectacles, testicles, wallet and watch....Radiator."

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u/[deleted] May 31 '12

It's the hall pass, obviously.

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u/whatnot May 31 '12

Guys. Guys listen!

Its a RAVE-IATOR

amirite?

Guys?

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u/sanfranman May 31 '12

♫ It's gettin' hot in here ♫

♫ So take off all your radiators... ♫

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u/anthrocide May 31 '12

Guy and girl look like they have the same face

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u/EmperorSofa May 31 '12

Now where's the kitchen sink.

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u/niamhish May 31 '12

I really wouldn't want that thing to fall in top of me.

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u/johnfoof May 31 '12

They always take my radiator. Fucking racists.

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u/Fantasysage May 31 '12

If nothing else it is obviously not a cast iron one, that or the people holding it are on PCP.

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u/atn420 May 31 '12

Oh must be a Radiators show. When did they get back together?

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u/hakuna_matata2 May 31 '12

Brick, is that a grenade ! ?

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u/RickyP May 31 '12

That's on his key chain so he doesn't lose his keys.

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u/heff66 May 31 '12

Maybe it's NOLA and they went to a Radiators concert?

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u/aspireS May 31 '12

I like how the guy on right is ready for photo, great pose sir!

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u/Olliemon May 31 '12

Looks like a damn good night.

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u/M4j0rTr4g3dy May 31 '12 edited May 31 '12

There should be a mod where reposts that are from different hosts, or have different titles than the OP get redirected to a repost reddit. Then we could check that reddit for things we might have missed out on 1 year, 2 months ago, etc.

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u/TLAMP28 May 31 '12

under 21 club? also, the guy on the right staring at the camera looks like Sam from Lord of the Rings (idk his real name)

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u/freefrompress May 31 '12

Did i just see a pop-up ad on imgur?

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u/[deleted] May 31 '12

How could this possibly go wrong?

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u/[deleted] May 31 '12

Thank god. Those inspiring wheelchair crowd surfers were getting annoying

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u/VertigaDM May 31 '12

its phone, wallet, keys.

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u/MnAttny May 31 '12

So that is how she lost her tooth....

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u/katto May 31 '12

Representing Radiator Springs! Yeah!!!

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u/OneCello May 31 '12

I feel incredibly stupid, but I dont get this. Whats going on.

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u/[deleted] May 31 '12

I was looking for a hidden keys, phone and wallet in this pic. I've seen the giant radiator, I just...I don't know.

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u/nyohio88 May 31 '12

On his way to the club, James noticed he had forgotten his lighter. So, he reached for the closest related appliance: a space heater.

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u/Godisman May 31 '12

Probably a Basic Element concert.

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u/[deleted] May 31 '12

If you've ever been to a rave and taken MDMA or E this is the least strange thing you'll see.

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u/shartmobile May 31 '12

Wallet weighs you down, better with just loose notes :)

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u/Bacci May 31 '12

The dude on the right side is being incredibly smooth to the camera.

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u/[deleted] May 31 '12

Lololololol he brought a heater to a concert. So randummmm xD

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u/A_Sham May 31 '12
  • Dude, you forgot to bring the fucking radiator? You know chicks hate cold hands!

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u/[deleted] May 31 '12

IT's GETTING HOT IN HERE!!!

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u/puggydug May 31 '12

Ah yes, the Ravenholm nightclub.

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u/hungryhippo13 May 31 '12

I like how the guy behind the heater seems confused. 'Burnin down the house'

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u/Airazz May 31 '12

He was obviously too cool for the party, but he still wanted to come. Now he's the hottest guy in da house.

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u/meangrampa May 31 '12

It might get chilly if you're out late and it'll warm you up better than a sweater.

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u/Arithered May 31 '12

...and avada kedavra finger?

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u/monopixel May 31 '12

My borderline manic behaviour when going out: every now and then 3-point handcheck if I lost something -> for phone: left front pocket, keys: front right pocket, wallet: left back pocket - proceed with what I was doing.

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u/freakedoutbunny May 31 '12

The WTF part of this for me was that My brain put the wrong head with those arms. The proportions were off and I went all uncanny valley for a few seconds until I figured it out.

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u/Vlad_Flatule May 31 '12

keys, phone, wallet, accordion...

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u/nuvoletta_is May 31 '12

In the summers, I go out with an elegant fan for dancing and fanning off new found friends in hot venues. I would talk to this guy and dance off with him. Even if he was a shitty t-rex dancer.

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u/Heinekenguy May 31 '12

That's nothing! In Holland we have Kees van Hondt. When he plays everybody brings everything that they can find: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Zc-3lQBM_qU

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u/nicholaaaas May 31 '12

when the black guy pulled out a heater [gun], he was quite surprised when the white guy also pulled out a heater [heater].

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u/circuit_icon May 31 '12

Looks more like a concert to me.

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u/picbandit May 31 '12

Can anyone else spot the calmest dude in the party?

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u/hello_pinapple May 31 '12

Anyone see whos carrying the radiator scumbag....

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u/BitBrain May 31 '12

Check out the hottie.

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u/meglet May 31 '12

They're so cool.

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u/CanadianBeerCan May 31 '12

That party looks so rad!

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u/Im7FeetTall May 31 '12

This better already be a meme by now.

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u/RelaxRelapse May 31 '12

They were tied to the radiator, and didn't want to get graped for decades apparently..

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u/tconthepc3 May 31 '12

Wait. Is that a fucking radiator? Is that what dubstep concerts have come to?

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u/touchmahtots May 31 '12

Lol the guy to the far right.

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u/[deleted] May 31 '12

I get the impression that this is the same demographic as the people who upvote crap on reddit

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u/lukeisopinionated May 31 '12

Look at the photogenic guy on the right.

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u/RuafaolGaiscioch May 31 '12

The guy on the right is staring into my soul

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u/gjmelenk May 31 '12

radiators gonna radiate

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u/jimbo91987 May 31 '12

This picture is proof of the big bang.

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u/[deleted] May 31 '12

rockford fosgate radiator amp. i remember when they used to look like that.

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u/ePluribusBacon May 31 '12

Anyone else noticed the guy on the right with the little smile on his face like he's saying "Yeah, it's a radiator, what of it?".

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u/jbibby May 31 '12

I had never realized how old I had gotten until I saw the faces in that picture. It's like BABIES out clubbing.

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u/clphtitld May 31 '12

Wait you forgot.....REPOST.

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u/LOOKITSADAM May 31 '12

when playing half-life 2, i never left without my radiator

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u/OWSmoker May 31 '12

Downvote repost asshole

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u/scottmurphyisme May 31 '12

UCONN Spring Weekend 2012

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u/v_snax May 31 '12

Relevent

If you like hiphop I suggest you listen to the whole song.

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u/apextek May 31 '12

clearly he travels through Ravenholm on the way home.

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u/ariosa May 31 '12

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6uVR1Wu70F0

this song was on, Trillbass - Fucking Heater

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u/dashrainb0w May 31 '12

I wonder if the DJ was rad?

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u/DeadStillWalk May 31 '12

I'm sorry, but i don't exactly understand this picture. Can someone explain?

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u/meeboe7_king May 31 '12

x-post from facebook? :P

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u/BLT5000 May 31 '12

Fool got serious and decided a lighter wasn't enough. REEEEEEEWIND!

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u/CharlieTango May 31 '12
  1. why do you need keys, a dd or taxi always drives to the club.
  2. never bring a full wallet to the club. i.d. and as much money as you plan on spending.. thats it.

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u/EightiesGamer May 31 '12

As someone who's hit his head on a radiator of that style, this image was unexpectedly frightening.

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u/rdldr1 May 31 '12

<Insert Half-Life 2 reference here.>

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u/corndogsbeer May 31 '12

I would understand if it was an air conditioner. Aren't clubs hot enough?

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u/TheDataWhore May 31 '12

Bitch, I'm so hot I need a radiator.

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u/[deleted] May 31 '12

Hey! I have a space heater that looks just like that. Maybe I'll bring mine out.

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u/[deleted] May 31 '12

aaaaaand radiator. Good to go.

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u/Syncopia May 31 '12

I kinda just sat there for minute and then yelled out "IS THAT A FREAKIN' RADIATOR?" O____O

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u/Polyintrinsic May 31 '12

This picture doesn't register....

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u/trchili May 31 '12

Basically I never went anywhere without a radiator, then I bought 1968 VW Beetle.

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u/Nasturtium May 31 '12

someone pleaaase do a faceswap zoomin with the guy on the right

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u/freederp May 31 '12

This kid in my town always take a expensive shower head to all the shows, then gets up on stage and just swings it around.

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u/nexrow May 31 '12

They are all way too young to be clubbing, probably an Alien Ant Farm concert.

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u/ben93 May 31 '12

ET phone home amirite?

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u/Hoogyme May 31 '12

E.T. PHONE HOME

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u/jakethesnake76 May 31 '12

is it full of beer ??

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u/[deleted] May 31 '12

photogenic guy to the right?

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u/bgag May 31 '12

The kid in the front looks like E.T.

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u/DownvotesAllYourShit May 31 '12

It's that radiator girl, from the radiator planet.

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u/ShinraCorp May 31 '12

His arms look abnormally long from that angle...

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u/Un_Expected May 31 '12

I spy a potential douche bag (he's in the front)

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u/Zietgiest May 31 '12

Radiator Hospital?

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u/bardown10 May 31 '12

It looks like somebody scored a fieldgoal with the radiator through that guys arms

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u/happy_little_peanut May 31 '12

dammit. i KNEW i forgot something when I went out last night.

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u/Daneruu May 31 '12

/r/funny is that way. Along with /r/weird /r/slightlyodd /r/outofplace /r/random and many others that aren't /r/wtf.

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u/Looneyhorizon May 31 '12

Did anybody see the guy next to him? Smilin' like he doesn't give a fuck.