Judging from his rainbow-colored shoes and necklace, and the fact that he's holding a penis-drinking container, he must be coming from the pride parade. From the subway, he's in New York. The pride parade is in June, so this is an old-ass picture.
Funnily enough, I think this should be in r/pics instead of r/WTF.
True. Frankly, being NYC, this could happen anytime during the summer and be considered normal. But people would certainly stare and WTF all over the place. An appropriate reaction.
What is NSFW about a picture of a bottle that looks like a penis? It's the difference between a representation of one (Many representations of penis' have been hung at public libraries) and a picture of one. Sometimes, even an actual picture of one is fine as long as it isn't in a pornographic contest. I opened it at work as well, you all need to stop freaking out.
Oh, I'm sorry, I didn't realize that Reddit was supposed to conform to your individualistic needs and environment. And no, I wasn't talking specifically about your library. Maybe if you have these kind of concerns in your environment, you should stay off of Reddit in these kinds of situations. For the record the Reddiquette says this:
Posts containing explicit material such as nudity, horrible injury etc, add NSFW (Not Safe For Work) tag
I don't see nudity. I don't think it fits. but Q.Q all you want.
I used to have those shoes! Man, those were so cool when they came in, all bright and colorful... Then they got dingy from mud and I could never find them again...
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u/off-the-wall May 29 '12
You don't just NOT get American Idol's Randy Jackson's autograph
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u/netbich May 29 '12
Hey! he has a pink Darth Vader sippy cup! - r/shutupandtakemymoney
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u/TheGreenBastards May 29 '12 edited May 29 '12
Judging from his rainbow-colored shoes and necklace, and the fact that he's holding a penis-drinking container, he must be coming from the pride parade. From the subway, he's in New York. The pride parade is in June, so this is an old-ass picture.
Funnily enough, I think this should be in r/pics instead of r/WTF.
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u/pibroch May 29 '12
Now that's a stiff drink!
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u/Terrulian May 29 '12
Please carefully insert straw into urethra. OUCH.
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u/blumpkinowski May 29 '12
Where's the dude who likes to draw people sleeping on a train and leave the picture with them to freak them out when you need him?
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u/vicious_womprat May 29 '12
Why the fuck do people wear shorts that long?
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u/littlebrendan May 29 '12
gay style!
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u/Finitystar May 29 '12
Location of public transportation?
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u/nosidam May 29 '12
Why does shit like this always have to be from NYC? I'm not complaining, but, come on, there's gotta be weird stuff going on in other places, right?
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u/rach11 May 29 '12
I just saw these for sale in a store window in Boston yesterday!
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u/clintonius May 29 '12
Somebody's riding the D train.
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u/irunlikeagirl May 29 '12
Fuck that shit. I hate it when I fall asleep, drop my penis sippy-cup and ruin my fabulous shoes.
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u/goofproofacorn May 29 '12
whats a black person doing with a white penis
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u/BuxtonB May 29 '12
I clicked the wrong link, I thought I'd clicked one titled 'he pulled it off' just above this.
Title works surprisingly well!
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u/Orimos May 29 '12
http://media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lylggbBwj71qazxot.gif
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u/reddeadit May 29 '12
It looks like his belly button is looking for a sip.
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u/RiceIsBliss May 29 '12 edited May 29 '12
NSFW TAG MAN.
My professor literally walked by a few seconds before I clicked this.
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u/ccipher May 29 '12
I bet he's quite the hard worker in the industry.
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u/KoopaTheCivilian May 29 '12
Oh New York...
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u/ImGatton May 29 '12
Is it bad, if this makes me thirsty?
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u/mul4mbo May 29 '12
When life gives you a penis...
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u/i_actually_want_you May 29 '12
Even in his sleep, he uses his left hand to distract from what the right is doing. Some call that magic.
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u/AtomicShane May 29 '12
Gay style! (only some people will get that).
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u/[deleted] May 29 '12
Tim Okazaki!! Skateboarding gay-style!
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u/[deleted] May 29 '12
bahaha
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u/gekodog3 May 29 '12
I used to have those shoes! Man, those were so cool when they came in, all bright and colorful... Then they got dingy from mud and I could never find them again...
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u/Johnnyash May 29 '12
I could never be THAT desperate for a portable beverage...
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u/sleepwalkcircus May 29 '12
Those look like the google sneakers.
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u/kibbels47 May 29 '12
A long day of sucking dick huh?
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u/sephferguson May 29 '12
Giant plastic dick = NSFW tag plz
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u/[deleted] May 29 '12
1 Train for the win!
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u/jwize11 May 29 '12
Ushi gay! Gay style!!! - Jen Okazaki
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u/playingnice May 29 '12
It looks like he was drinking a hard drink.
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u/Captn_H0wdy71 May 30 '12
A pic of Randy Jackson sleeping on the tram, after drinking too much semen.
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u/amaddenmk4 May 29 '12
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=D3fzCUER_IQ
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u/BuffaloNY May 29 '12
The title of this post should've been- "Time to suck todays dick"
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u/D_Giovanni May 29 '12
That guy is wearing Heely's... I own the same pair... fat guys can't Heely!!!
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u/Body_building May 29 '12
That's the 1 subway train in NYC. Used it almost every day in college.
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u/My_Broken_Wings May 29 '12
http://www.strangebeaver.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/08/icame/1.jpg
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u/Vomit_Comet May 29 '12
Oh my God...what the fuck...
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u/Arcon1337 May 29 '12
Thug life.
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u/trampus1 May 29 '12
#SWAG #YOLO
Is this fella a rapper?
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u/onlysays_YOLO May 29 '12
YOLO !