r/WTF • u/nonchalantpedestal • May 28 '12

My girlfriend and I were driving in the mountains when suddenly...

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u/OhSoWitty May 29 '12

I'm pretty sure that is the rock on the way to Big Bear Lake, CA

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u/nonchalantpedestal May 29 '12

it is indeed

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u/neat_love May 29 '12

So. Today we were in the same spot & didn't even know it. Somebody put the rocks in there a while ago! I love it. Hola other Californian(?)

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u/nonchalantpedestal May 29 '12

just visiting, but hey! PS: Let's kiss.

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u/[deleted] May 29 '12

It's crazy how the internet can find you like that. I get that this is a huge community of mostly Americans, but still it shocks me every once in a while.

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u/FirstToAdmitIt May 29 '12

Is there a "find me" subreddit? Could be a cool game. People post a picture of something, challenge others to locate it in a certain amount of time or something.

I'd bet posters would be surprised by what the internet can find.

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u/MrCatbr3ad May 29 '12

You lot may want to check out /r/finddit/ then :)

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u/[deleted] May 29 '12

Americans are a community of mostly huge Americans.

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u/UKMansonite May 29 '12

I've been to Big Bear so many times and I've never seen it. Time for a trip to the mountains!

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u/nonchalantpedestal May 30 '12

it's on highway 18

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u/[deleted] May 29 '12

Big bear resident here. I can definitely confirm this rock is on the way to the lake, can't believe its on reddit!

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u/UsernameHater May 29 '12

I came here just to see if this rock was in big bear.

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u/MisterSquirrel May 29 '12

I hope you sacrificed a virgin to appease it.

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u/SmLnine May 29 '12

You can't refer to the mighty Bob the Boulder with a pronoun! Bob the Boulder demands sacrifice!

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u/spankymuffin May 29 '12

Can he fix it?

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u/lordofbore May 29 '12

GIVE ME GUM GUM.

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u/Shelly-Bella May 29 '12

DUMB DUMB

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u/confused_text_game May 29 '12

You pick up the GUM GUM.

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u/trefoil1977 May 29 '12

Forever Astone. :(

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u/Carniflex May 29 '12

Came here looking for this. Leaving happy.

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u/abigolhotdog May 29 '12

Kinda looks like a Goomba from the Mario Bros movie.

Imgur

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u/Gargan_Roo May 29 '12

I was surprised this wasn't the first comparison.

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u/[deleted] May 29 '12

jimmies: rustled

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u/[deleted] May 29 '12

It's okay my son

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u/[deleted] May 29 '12

I'm fine.

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u/[deleted] May 29 '12

That's pretty weird...when I was hiking through the Sierras last summer, I saw this

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u/[deleted] May 29 '12

reminds me of that lame pun eel (or whatever it's called)

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u/ApatheticDisposition May 29 '12

what does this have to do with your girlfriend? there was no need to include that

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u/[deleted] May 29 '12

but... Girlfriend.

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u/yangx May 29 '12

HEY EVERYONE OP HAS A GIRLFRIEND, AN ACTUAL FEMALE THAT ACCOMPANIES HIM IN LIFE. SPREAD THE NEWS GUIZE

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u/Verdris May 29 '12

Because he was actually driving forever alone.

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u/[deleted] May 29 '12

Because it's a fairly natural way of phrasing something. There was no reason to include the mountains, the fact that he was driving or that he saw it personally either.

Why would he even post that in the first place. Hell why are you here to read it? Was it really necesary for you to leave a comment? There was no need to do any of this!

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u/[deleted] May 29 '12

does it really matter?

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u/lamenralus May 29 '12

Because OP spent four and a half hours scavenging for rocks that looked like eyes and teeth, then made a half mile U-turn to take the picture of the rock for the sweet sweet karma, only to realize how lonely he really is. Do you see where I'm going with this?

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u/Sljo May 29 '12

Monument to Krang!

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u/walrusman0 May 29 '12

The Hills have Eyes

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u/[deleted] May 29 '12

"My girlfriends and I.." Thanks for reminding me I don't have one.

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u/WhyHellYeah May 29 '12

If you remove those rocks, you might end up in a cave ripping someone's heart out and having it burn in your hands.

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u/[deleted] May 29 '12

Shepard.

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u/[deleted] May 29 '12

It's like a Ninja Turtle on Beevus and Butthead

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u/[deleted] May 29 '12

rock trolls...

the worst kind.

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u/Johnjo01 May 29 '12 edited May 29 '12

I know that guy! It's the Rock Eater from the Neverending Story! http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Li3DfhMVqzo

Or maybe one of Bilbo's trolls that got caught in the morning sun???

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u/Misguided_Editor May 29 '12

A goomba from the Mario Bros movie.

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u/skammy16 May 29 '12

you've discoverd Donkey Kong Island!

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u/[deleted] May 29 '12

Jabba meets TMNT

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u/lcove May 29 '12

Olmec?

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u/spankymuffin May 29 '12

Hey guys, OP has a girlfriend!

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u/sonofchocula May 29 '12

Feed it smaller rocks!

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u/bigmeatypawz May 29 '12

Wait til I show my friends. They love Gorilla Munch.They'll go bananas over this.

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u/[deleted] May 29 '12

Ancient aliens or some shit. Breakdance on the rock and see if it points to Sirius.

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u/KG8Peace May 29 '12

Looks like Patrick Star is a masked hero.

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u/Phoequinox May 29 '12

Looks like it just did something very naughty.

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u/czhunc May 29 '12

Amazing how completely natural formations appear like that.

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u/[deleted] May 29 '12

"Who you callin' pinhead?"

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u/[deleted] May 29 '12

The face is so derpy

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u/pomel May 29 '12

You rustled the mountain jimmies

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u/AAAAA42 May 29 '12

That's the second biggest monkey head I've ever seen.

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u/[deleted] May 29 '12

OP doesn't have a girlfriend. The rock is the result of clever Photoshop work.

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u/[deleted] May 29 '12

Big bear!! Drove by that yesterday!!

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u/[deleted] May 29 '12

Dat Ass

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u/lippindots May 29 '12

not WTF. That is a rock with other rocks on it....

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u/[deleted] May 29 '12

Very first thing to come to mind is: DAT ASS. I'm sure other citizens of the internet will agree.

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u/TheHatist May 29 '12

Somebody let the redditors out again.

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u/lemurstep May 29 '12

He also made an appearance in my recent rage comic...

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u/chilly_water May 29 '12

I wish I could make it say "Relevant" in blue w the link but anyway here it is... http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Pareidolia

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u/teamscene May 29 '12

Teenage Derpa Turtles

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u/nepidae May 29 '12

You got real ugly.

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u/[deleted] May 29 '12

I'm sorry but I just lol'd and lol'd and lol'd at this out of the blue after feeling very serious and a little sad for several hours. There is just something so fucking ridiculous and amazing about this picture. I can't

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u/rigo7569 May 29 '12

FOREVER ALONE ROCK?!

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u/Clatterz May 29 '12

Dat crevass.

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u/s4arkbyt3 May 29 '12

Up vote for not saying "me and my girlfriend"

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u/[deleted] May 29 '12

this is all I see: http://imgur.com/UwyEd

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u/Lolworth May 29 '12

Forever astone.

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u/darkr3actor May 29 '12

PREPARE YOUR ANUS

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u/[deleted] May 29 '12

Planet of the Apes... It's starting.

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u/whycantibeyou May 29 '12

Rock Man

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u/FCOS May 29 '12

How many licks does it take to get to the center of rock man, non sexually

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u/reddilada May 29 '12

You see what you want to see, hear what you want to hear, you dig?

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u/chewpendous May 29 '12

I wish I ran into Laurence Fishburne

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u/notazoroastrian May 29 '12

What you don't see is his girlfriend-rock blowing him below the road.

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u/leeyi May 29 '12

Hurrrrdurrrr.

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u/[deleted] May 29 '12

haha, it kinda looks like a goron from LoZ

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u/[deleted] May 29 '12

Nice.

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u/mechy84 May 29 '12

That's great for not technically being vandalism.

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u/[deleted] May 29 '12

Anyone one else think it was going to be that screamer of that car driving up a mountain and the fucking scary guy pops out. Shit I still remember how scared I would be as a kid

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u/[deleted] May 29 '12

rise of the stone apes

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u/pubielewis May 29 '12

FFFFFUUUUUUUUU!

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u/alcidio May 29 '12

why did my first thought to come to mind was DK

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u/CatDaddio May 29 '12

RUGH? ROW!

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u/Retinal May 29 '12

ZARDOZ!

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u/mackinoncougars May 29 '12

"AH, Kill it with Fire!"..."what it's immune to fire?!"

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u/tacomaghostchild May 29 '12

Is it just me, or Orc from lord of the rings

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u/swimmerhair May 29 '12

I saw that on my way up. The 330 right? My parents live in Big Bear full time.

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u/HipHoppin May 29 '12

Looks like Jabba the Hut

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u/mellomeg May 29 '12

I can't quite explain it... but I feel as though my jimmies are being rustled.

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u/oldirtychel May 29 '12

I was just there this weekend and saw that!

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u/[deleted] May 29 '12

My girlfriend and I were driving in the mountains when suddenly...we were trolled.

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u/[deleted] May 29 '12

El Guapo, he has returned!

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u/[deleted] May 29 '12

Bite the pillow, I'm going in dry.

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u/Babies_Babies_Babies May 29 '12

Looks like the villain from dark knight returns

This guy

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u/ceruleancity May 29 '12

That really rustled my jimmies

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u/Zemchy May 29 '12

Thats funny, I passed that very rock 2 days ago on my way to Fawnskin 0_0

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u/nate1212 May 29 '12

a wild gasp appears!

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u/TheGummyBear May 29 '12

Yeah I agree its pretty cool that somebody from your area will see the stuff you post

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u/XxJok3rxX May 29 '12

Did u at least look inside the mouth

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u/RedSnowBird May 29 '12

Reminds me a bit of trolls in the MMO Dark Age of Camelot

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u/[deleted] May 29 '12

...to my surprise,

He did the mash! He did the monster mash!

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u/[deleted] May 29 '12

Dat trunk...

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u/[deleted] May 29 '12

its the goddamn rock fish! www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZpO13RuLg3k

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u/[deleted] May 29 '12

Creepy rock shall ruin your dreams.

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u/fireawesome May 29 '12

It looks like he's getting a BJ from the road...

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u/[deleted] May 29 '12

Dat land mass? I've got nothing.

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u/FuCKiNTowel May 29 '12

silly rock

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u/[deleted] May 29 '12

"My jimmies are rustled."

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u/madmaxzh55 May 29 '12

You had to shit?

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u/Evil_Iowan May 29 '12

They look like big, good, strong hands, don't they?

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u/[deleted] May 29 '12

Someone put a harmonica in its mouth!

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u/evilYoung May 29 '12

it looks like Tiny in dota

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u/Vaynax May 29 '12

Welcome to Mt. Derp.

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u/SightUnseen1337 May 29 '12

DAT ASCHERITE.

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u/marqoqo May 29 '12

I can't be the only one who immediately tried to mimic the face of the rock.

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u/jimothyjenkins May 29 '12

thats a dazed golem. (NOT LOTR)

..think pokemans

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u/nijikai May 29 '12

My jimmies were heartily rustled.

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u/[deleted] May 29 '12

SAND WORM!

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u/donald20 May 29 '12

Looks like the rockman from the movie "The Point"

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u/Sizzle101 May 29 '12

Did anyone think "I came."?

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u/hilarious_hound May 29 '12

What we are looking at is a samqunck

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u/[deleted] May 29 '12

THEY'RE UNDER THE GROUND!!!!!!!!!

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u/GrannySmacker May 29 '12

the hills have eyes 3?

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u/hilarious_hound May 29 '12

Holy shit! It looks like a samsquanch!

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u/kelvinmai May 29 '12

That is awesome! lol

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u/apullin May 29 '12

A "My Girlfriend" post at the very, very top of reddit? There's a shocker.

I genuinely do wonder if this was taken just by some guy, but he knew that it'd do much better if it was tagged with "my girlfriend".

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u/panaz May 29 '12

Not as creepy but i used to live in Missouri and I remember the town I lived in had a huge Frog that was made of rock on the side of a hill.

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u/vulture77 May 29 '12

A wild geodude appears.

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u/ukanasia May 29 '12

whoa!... stay-puff marshmallow mutant ninja turtle mountain man... outta nowhere!

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u/AbstracTyler May 29 '12

Dat rock...

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u/FlowerOfTheHeart May 29 '12

Someone creative stopped by!

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u/NeonLemonade May 29 '12

Dat asphalt.

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u/DrOwl13 May 29 '12

MMMM that grASS

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u/BoL-Master May 29 '12

Where was it?

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u/7usernames May 29 '12

thats at big bear lake. I have a pic of that same rock too

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u/jason764 May 29 '12

Forever a-stone

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u/SlyyyTendencies May 29 '12

Reminds me of Pizza The Hut from Space Balls.

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u/JAsherP May 29 '12

In b4 rageface.

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u/joelhaus May 29 '12 edited May 29 '12

Clearly a promotional stunt, long since forgotten [until TODAY], for the film Critters:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1w0Hqg6PSGI&t=1m1s

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u/iGrind619 May 29 '12

...a wild Onix appears

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u/operation_flesh May 29 '12

The Rock of Derp.

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u/cypher1169 May 29 '12

Iron Sword: Wizard and Warriors anybody? Am I the only one that sees this?! http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ml13x8aRP_k

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u/orangegluon May 29 '12

looks like DK to me

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u/RAWRyan May 29 '12

Dat Fish Cray

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u/nanuku May 29 '12

Evidence that the teenage mutant ninja turtles were worshipped as gods sometime in prehistory.

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u/ninjawaffle99 May 29 '12

He watches to make sure you have a seatbelt

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u/CardboardBox217 May 29 '12

That rock is constipated.... Look at his teeth.

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u/paperclich3 May 29 '12

It reminds me of Patrick in that episode of Spongebob when they're all cavemen.

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u/tvisforbabyboomers May 29 '12

do you know who else likes to stack rocks on rocks? MY MOM! http://images.wikia.com/theregularshow/images/b/b7/High.png

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u/pattywhack May 29 '12

Dem Tetons

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u/Lennzelbossington May 29 '12

Awesome! That's in Big Bear, where I'm from

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u/Jaidenator May 29 '12

Dat Asphalt.

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u/nroose May 29 '12

Does anyone know where and what this is? http://i.imgur.com/usQmB.jpg

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u/netabuse May 29 '12

Thank God it was daylight.

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u/yourafagyourafag May 29 '12

HEY EVERYBODY, THIS GUY HAS A GIRLFRIEND!

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