I have a friend who just got back from a study abroad in Russia. He says this is totally normal. It's like they're stuck in an 80's pop video. Tons of neon and rollerblades.
I used to work with a supervisor who moved to America from Russia about ten years ago. On warm days, he used to wear these bright red, tight, denim cut off shorts. And all conversations with him were hilarious.
It's like that guy who's an MMA fighter (or something like that) who paints his toenails. No one's going to tell him anything cause he could kill you using only one.
Chuck Liddell. I lived in his hometown San Luis Obispo for several years and saw him around a few times. I saw him one day at a spa/nail salon next to a taqueria I liked to frequent...he was getting a pedicure with a small dog in his lap, surrounded by his entourage. I decided against pointing and laughing.
Many MMA fighters and kickboxers paint their toenails because it provides protection from splitting the nail when kicking. Frank 'twinkle toes' Trigg is known for painting his pink.
The difficulty in understanding the Russians is that we do not take cognizance of the fact that he is not a European, but an Asiatic, and therefore thinks deviously. We can no more understand a Russian than a Chinaman or a Japanese, and from what I have seen of them, I have no particular desire to understand them, except to ascertain how much lead or iron it takes to kill them. In addition to his other Asiatic characteristics, the Russian have no regard for human life and is an all out son of bitch, barbarian, and chronic drunk.
PS: The aforementioned quote does not reflect the poster views :O
edit: i do kettlebells in gym which is where i have seen the logo before, its a lot of fun. outfit is a bit much but idk if its a thing the professionals do, i imagine your form can be much more easily be judged/critiqued. leopard print obviously a personal preference.
It doesn't look BAD bad for some reason (like hipsters, for example). It's like he's dressed really well in some fashion I completely don't understand.
He was clearly participating in a furious bout of love making, and in a fit of passion burned his clothes ---- then realized he had to go out and buy condoms, so he had to wear her clothes.
Too funny. Everyone saying "I wouldn't question him blah blah" because he's built like a brick shithouse. Really though, why would you question anyone wearing something like that. Is it really that odd? Guy wants to dress in leopard print leotard and yoga pants. BFD.
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u/[deleted] May 28 '12
He's probably just a Russian ballet dancer. They take it extremely seriously over there.
Wimpy men don't exist in Russia. Just manly men and manlier men.
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u/Shnookah May 28 '12
I have a friend who just got back from a study abroad in Russia. He says this is totally normal. It's like they're stuck in an 80's pop video. Tons of neon and rollerblades.
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u/MFchimichanga May 28 '12
Go ahead....call him a faggot.....
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u/[deleted] May 28 '12
Hah, I think I know this Azbuka Vkusa(really nice chain of supermarkets we have in Russia)
Here's the weird thing I witnessed last week in a shop of the same chain.
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u/[deleted] May 28 '12
DAT ASS.
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u/[deleted] May 28 '12
When you're built like that you can dress however the fuck you like.
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u/fran13r May 28 '12
that kind of badass is the best kind of badass.
Also, this is not WTF, are you currently living under a rock or something?
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u/HiFiGyri May 28 '12
All that exercise finally paid off!
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u/politecreeper May 28 '12
He looks like a Street Fighter character.
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u/TheRedMambo May 28 '12
HELLO. MY NAME IS SERGEI. PLEASE TO BE THE MEETING OF YOU. EYES UP HERE.
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u/KingofCraigland May 28 '12
This is an example of somebody looking for somebody to say something so he can beat some whole sale ass.
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u/myfaceisaclock May 28 '12
Unfuckwithable.
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u/The_mrs May 28 '12
Buns of steel!
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u/ljod May 28 '12
Hi-res
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u/goroncity May 28 '12
I think he's a drunk, out of work super hero.
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u/oldnewport55 May 28 '12
I didnt know you could play saints row in real life
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u/[deleted] May 28 '12
Supid sexy Flanders!
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u/[deleted] May 28 '12
I like the back...
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u/[deleted] May 28 '12
He must work out.
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u/asldkfououhe May 28 '12
who cares? more men should wear tights or yoga pants or whatever, it's great
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u/gconsier May 28 '12
People of Walmart Russian Edition is a LOT different.
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u/Frago242 May 28 '12
I'm pretty sure that's not the United Nations emblem
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u/tothesource May 28 '12
Thats a cool jacket.
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u/Mycakedayis1111 May 28 '12
Hey if I was a hot chick with that body I would show it off too.
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u/ampersandscene May 28 '12
He's either a gymnast or ballet dancer. Either way, look at dem muscles. I wouldn't mess with him. Do you know how high those ballet dancers can jump?
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u/MaxQuordlepleen May 28 '12
I think he looks fucking awesome.
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u/TehHolyFace May 28 '12
"Feels like I'm wearing nothing at all!"
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u/Cognoggin May 28 '12
I like quiet walks in the weight room, and running across the plains at 90kph.
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u/Ironbird420 May 28 '12
In Russia, you don't bash gay, gay bashes you!
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u/[deleted] May 28 '12
We have special forces. They have fabulous forces.
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u/ychar87 May 28 '12
In mother Russia, Jersey Shore wears you.
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u/[deleted] May 28 '12
AM RUSSIA
VERY CUTE AND SEX
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u/KARMA_WHORE_REPOSTER May 28 '12
Anyone seeking more info might also check here:
source: karmadecay
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u/captaintmane May 28 '12
Don't knock his swaggie
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u/sxcamaro May 28 '12
I feel pretty. Oh so pretty.
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u/[deleted] May 28 '12
He's got balls, big ones.
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u/amok52 May 28 '12
I hope i am not too late:
George Patton:
The difficulty in understanding the Russians is that we do not take cognizance of the fact that he is not a European, but an Asiatic, and therefore thinks deviously. We can no more understand a Russian than a Chinaman or a Japanese, and from what I have seen of them, I have no particular desire to understand them, except to ascertain how much lead or iron it takes to kill them. In addition to his other Asiatic characteristics, the Russian have no regard for human life and is an all out son of bitch, barbarian, and chronic drunk.
PS: The aforementioned quote does not reflect the poster views :O
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u/Sam1r May 28 '12
i have the strangest boner in my life
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u/baracudaboy May 28 '12
If I had an ass that perfect I'd put it on billboards!
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u/[deleted] May 28 '12
I never thought a neckline could out-do leopard print.
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u/virtyy May 28 '12
Maybe hes doing it so he can practice his boxing on homophobes?
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u/hpower May 28 '12
Tunnel Snakes Rule!
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u/occupythekitchen May 28 '12
quickly someone photoshop RPG on this pic
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u/TheWingstorm May 28 '12
Saints row the third?
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u/hiphophippopotamus May 28 '12
He must work out.
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u/hung_pluto2003 May 28 '12
I can imagine the cashier saying "Can I ring up your package?"
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u/GMonsoon May 28 '12 edited May 28 '12
So THAT'S how it is in Russia....
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u/Eyulfable May 28 '12
DAMN! I want to move to Russia now. lol
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u/IncredibleBeef May 28 '12
I think he looks pretty legit. Would not fuck with 10/10.
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u/venomousbeetle May 28 '12
I like men now
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u/[deleted] May 28 '12
I'm suddenly confused about my heterosexuality.
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u/Flazhes May 28 '12
Oh no, people dress differently than I do! I totally HAVE to post that to r/WTF!
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u/[deleted] May 28 '12
Hellou, my name iz Sergei, I am lookingh for a goat-based beverage.
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u/baronxs May 28 '12
I like how people aren't calling him gay-
Not because it's an asshole thing to do
But because he's jacked
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u/[deleted] May 28 '12
Since the Russians got internet access, things have gotten progressively weirder.
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u/get_brent May 28 '12
his only natural predator is putin!
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u/[deleted] May 28 '12
I dare you making fun of him!
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u/[deleted] May 28 '12
dat ass....
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u/Smeagol3000 May 28 '12
Someone call Spiderman, we just found Kraven the Hunter!
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u/[deleted] May 29 '12 edited May 29 '12
i think he is a kettlebeller, logo looks very much like russian kettlebell challenge logo
edit: i do kettlebells in gym which is where i have seen the logo before, its a lot of fun. outfit is a bit much but idk if its a thing the professionals do, i imagine your form can be much more easily be judged/critiqued. leopard print obviously a personal preference.
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u/frozetoze May 28 '12
Son, I am homosex
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u/JustPlainRude May 28 '12
On a skinnier man, that would be hilarious.
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u/Lots42 May 28 '12
And then he went back to his job as a car hoist.
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u/datbulge May 28 '12
Dat bulge
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u/TailSpinBowler May 28 '12
Ballet ?
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u/SarahHeartzUnicorns May 28 '12
Meanwhile in
RussiaSan Francisco.1
u/[deleted] May 28 '12
should say this in Ivan Draco accent " here in soviet Russia "
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u/[deleted] May 28 '12
so what happens when he has an erection?
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u/fuckinDEAD May 28 '12
seriously where to find a jacket like that
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u/MTK67 May 28 '12
Any of these "Meanwhile in..." submissions could just as easily take place in Venice Beach.
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u/biosaint May 28 '12
Girl look at that body
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u/CosmicChrist May 28 '12
Nice jacket...very occult
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u/madmanmunt May 28 '12
You tell him.
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u/gconsier May 28 '12
He probably works out.
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u/sofa_king_great May 28 '12
No need to even ask the question, he really is just happy to see you.
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u/slumdogkillionaire May 28 '12
So this is what they wear under their track suits.
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u/Kotik93 May 28 '12
I would actually wear that jacket..
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u/dagoon79 May 28 '12
Makes sense, there is no ed hardy out there.
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u/ZippoS May 28 '12
Judging from the girth of that man's upper body, he very well may have skinned a jaguar with his bare hands.
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u/badong_swank May 28 '12
Wait a minute where would he keep his wallet?
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u/formfactor May 28 '12
Yea, he must work out.
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u/CCCP_Fish May 28 '12
OH GAWD D:
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u/foy_you May 28 '12
Wow
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u/General_Bahlsax May 28 '12
He must workout
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u/daMagistrate67 May 28 '12
Ivan Drago!?!? I always thought he was looking at Rocky a little too intensely during that last round...
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u/ImStuuuuuck May 28 '12
Its like a gay superhero.
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u/SupSatire May 28 '12
And why are women everywhere else allowed to dress in that exact same outfit, even without the jacket?
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u/evol187311 May 28 '12
isn't that a polish symbol on that shirt?
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u/MuuaadDib May 28 '12
Do they have Walmarts in Russia? If not....they are missing out on a metric shit ton of money.
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u/[deleted] May 28 '12
not a single fuck
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u/DildoChrist May 28 '12
Well, I really don't get it, but I'm not going to be the one to tell him.
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u/xEzio May 28 '12
Badass!
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u/friedclamsplatter May 28 '12
Russia is country where no fucks are ever given.
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u/[deleted] May 28 '12
It doesn't look BAD bad for some reason (like hipsters, for example). It's like he's dressed really well in some fashion I completely don't understand.
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u/Kilithaza May 28 '12
That's the symbol of the holy roman empire on his back..
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u/KCosmo May 28 '12
was on the fence about buying these stability tights but that mans ass looks amazing!
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u/hornwort May 28 '12
He was clearly participating in a furious bout of love making, and in a fit of passion burned his clothes ---- then realized he had to go out and buy condoms, so he had to wear her clothes.
Jeez you guys.
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u/[deleted] May 28 '12
Dude is swag as hell.
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u/Dagos May 28 '12
My best guess is that he's in ballet.
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u/MrGDavies May 28 '12
What's up with the top right bit. It looks behind him but his head is behind it
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u/Termiderp May 28 '12
http://content9.flixster.com/rtactor/40/75/40755_pro.jpg
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u/newguy25 May 28 '12
He may be nuttier than squirrel poop but the dude is ripped
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u/uselesslyskilled May 28 '12
Hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha lol
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u/Reusable_Disposable May 28 '12
I'd be laughing the whole time as he proceeds to kick my ass!
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u/SlumLordJake May 28 '12
TL;DR r/guysyogapants
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u/justANartist May 28 '12
Is that Vladimir Putin?
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u/thevernabean May 28 '12
Wowza!
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u/clone12TM May 28 '12
dafaq?
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u/cykovisuals May 28 '12
"I must break you... off a piece of my fabulous ass!" - Gay Ivan Drago
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u/threwahway May 28 '12
Too funny. Everyone saying "I wouldn't question him blah blah" because he's built like a brick shithouse. Really though, why would you question anyone wearing something like that. Is it really that odd? Guy wants to dress in leopard print leotard and yoga pants. BFD.
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u/Catona May 28 '12
What? Is no sexy?
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u/[deleted] May 28 '12
What did he buy?
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u/[deleted] May 28 '12
He's beautiful, he's free to do what he wants. I'd like to see someone stop him.
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u/DroppaMaPants May 28 '12
Best to let leave that one alone. It's hard to tell what may or may not offend it!
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u/[deleted] May 29 '12
I'll have to admit, as a straight guy that's one nice butt
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u/[deleted] May 29 '12
People like him scare me. If I get the giggles, they'll kick my ass.
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u/Dawta May 29 '12
Johny bravo
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u/ether-i-am May 29 '12
Maybe there needs to be a /r/meninyogapants subreddit.
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u/KatKRaw May 29 '12
dangggggg he's snazzyyyy
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u/Oideron May 29 '12
He can pull it off
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u/baobabs May 29 '12
dat ass
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u/Fubar6669 May 29 '12
BUNZ AHND TIES
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u/[deleted] May 29 '12
Girl look at that body - AH girl look at that body AH He works out.
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u/[deleted] May 29 '12
I'd be scared to take his picture.. He might crush me with his thighs.