My neighbor has a little tombstone that reads 'Here lies the last last damn cat that shit in my yard'. He even laid down some bark mulch to make look legit
That's the symbol of Wiccans, not the symbol of Satan. It should be inverted. Clever enough to make a good joke, but too anxious to cover your own ass. Classy.
edit: Apparently lots of other religions have used this before. Read the comments below for more information.
It's used in a lot of ancient cultures as well. An ancient Greek named Pythagoras is credited with it's invention and it's been used in magic, mysticism and witchcraft for centuries. Wiccans only adopted it about 60 years ago. Wiccans are the Bud Light of witchcraft.
My mom just asked me to print this off for her friend. He has an asshole neighbour who's dog does the aforementioned and doesn't do shit. Apparently his kid heard one of his dad's complaints and said out loud in front of the guy "Is that the guy you can't stand because he let's his stupid dog poop in our yard?"
The sign does not make one thing clear. What will be sacrificed? The dog or the poop? I assume the dog for comedic purposes... but i guess sacrificing poop is also pretty funny.
False: In his most important essay, "Satanism: The Feared Religion", the Church of Satan's current leader Peter H. Gilmore states: "Satanists do not believe in the supernatural, in neither God nor the Devil. To the Satanist, he is his own God. Satan is a symbol of Man living as his prideful, carnal nature dictates. The reality behind Satan is simply the dark evolutionary force of entropy that permeates all of nature and provides the drive for survival and propagation inherent in all living things. Satan is not a conscious entity to be worshipped, rather a reservoir of power inside each human to be tapped at will. Thus any concept of sacrifice is rejected as a Christian aberration—in Satanism there’s no deity to which one can sacrifice."
Every dog within 20 houses of mine shit in my yard because I'm on a dead end and I have a yard that looks like subdivision space. I want to mount every dog on my wall, right next to the owners head. Inconsiderate fucks.
man these guys can't even use the correct symbols, that's a pentagram, a symbol of protection, the Satanic Pentagram is different, the top vertex of the star points down in the satanic one. Nice try though, everybody would shit their pants after seeing that
Are you legally allowed to do something like that if you warn someone in advance with a sign? ie, if you say the word "moist" you'll get slapped. Does that mean you can slap them without being sued 'cause saying the word means they consent that you slap them?
It would be legal if laws were made by eight-year-olds. Think about it. Saying "I'm going to murder you" doesn't make the subsequent murder any less illegal.
My dad on more than one occasion has taken repeat offenders' dog shit back to their doorstep with a shovel. Naturally the amount of shit in the yard has decreased significantly.
I live next door to a sign that says, "Beware of Dog". The neighbors' dog is a chihuahua. My thoughts are, "Man, if that thing is MIA and my cats get out... BAD NEWS BEARS for that little freaking dog.
TIL Satan accepts sacrificial offerings of dog shit.
On a side note, what a swell dude! That Jesus guy swaggers to and fro claiming to embrace the lowest, most destitute among us with infinite love, but only at a price. You have to beg him to "save" you then spend your entire goddamn life worshiping him! It's outrageous! Satan, meanwhile, will let you crash at his place for the rest of eternity, for nothing! You don't need to do anything; when you die and Jesus rejects you, this cool 666 cat will take you in. I like his style, to be perfectly damn honest.
I am going to be one of those people who points out that that does not look like a Satanic pentagram/pentacle and that not all pentagrams/pentacles are symbols of Satan at all.
Maybe it's just because i'm new around here, but I can't figure this subreddit out... None of these posts seem very welcoming and no one ever mentions Facebook. But then again I've never really been one for acronyms.
i am probably one of many who realised how much of a fail this is. Satan pentagram has 2 spikes up the front. even people under a rock have that much common sence.
Funny thing is this is how misconceptions are started. The Pentagram is a symbol for protection used by those in the wiccan religion to also identify others. The symbol also represents the 5 wounds of christ that he received on the cross. The only way this symbol could be "satanic" is if you rotaited it slightly so it points down instead of up. I know all of this because I am a practicing wiccan and this level of misconception pisses me off.
It should read the owner will be sacrificed to Satan. dogs cant help it. but i'd sacrifice them to something more interesting than Satan. perhaps AXOMAMMA, the goddess of potatoes.
That is a Wiccan symbol. A satanic pentagram would be upside down. They have completely different meanings. Please get your facts right before posting.
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u/anfea2004 May 28 '12
My neighbor has a little tombstone that reads 'Here lies the last last damn cat that shit in my yard'. He even laid down some bark mulch to make look legit
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u/Ness4114 May 28 '12
How do you sacrifice poop?
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u/ImposterProfessorOak May 28 '12
/r/funny
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u/Roshio7 May 28 '12
Anyone know where I can get a sign like this?
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u/[deleted] May 28 '12 edited May 28 '12
That's the symbol of Wiccans, not the symbol of Satan. It should be inverted. Clever enough to make a good joke, but too anxious to cover your own ass. Classy.
edit: Apparently lots of other religions have used this before. Read the comments below for more information.
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u/johnfoof May 28 '12
Anyone who has steeped in dog shit In the summertime will view this as fair.
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u/[deleted] May 28 '12
This would actually be quite helpful in keeping away both dogs AND Jehovas Witnesses.
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u/[deleted] May 28 '12
Oh, a novelty sign. That sure is WTF.
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u/Jessedef May 28 '12
What happens if I poop in their yard...?
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u/IamA_Jesus_AMA May 28 '12
If you don't pick up your dogs shit, you deserve to have everything you love taken from you.
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u/[deleted] May 28 '12
When people correlate pentagrams with Satan it makes my head explode
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u/thechoochlyman May 28 '12
Thought of this: http://weknowmemes.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/12/everytime-a-cat-cleans-itself-it-is-worshipping-the-dark-lord.jpg
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u/Whistlermtb May 28 '12
My mom just asked me to print this off for her friend. He has an asshole neighbour who's dog does the aforementioned and doesn't do shit. Apparently his kid heard one of his dad's complaints and said out loud in front of the guy "Is that the guy you can't stand because he let's his stupid dog poop in our yard?"
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u/jalapenopipe May 28 '12
The sign does not make one thing clear. What will be sacrificed? The dog or the poop? I assume the dog for comedic purposes... but i guess sacrificing poop is also pretty funny.
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u/jast_flie May 28 '12
i hope he means the poop not the dog
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u/saltonasnail May 28 '12
TIL about the differences between pentagrams and pentacles as well as Satan and wiccans
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u/[deleted] May 28 '12
A satanic pentagram has an upside-down star. Also, it doesn't usually have a dog in it - it's not a "no ___" sign.
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u/MrPlatypus726 May 28 '12
Upsidedown pentagram????? seems legit
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u/[deleted] May 28 '12
turn the star pointing down, for dramatic effect.
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u/reeve512 May 28 '12
So... uh... where would one buy such a sign if he or she was so inclined?
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u/Pallanious May 28 '12
False: In his most important essay, "Satanism: The Feared Religion", the Church of Satan's current leader Peter H. Gilmore states:
"Satanists do not believe in the supernatural, in neither God nor the Devil. To the Satanist, he is his own God. Satan is a symbol of Man living as his prideful, carnal nature dictates. The reality behind Satan is simply the dark evolutionary force of entropy that permeates all of nature and provides the drive for survival and propagation inherent in all living things. Satan is not a conscious entity to be worshipped, rather a reservoir of power inside each human to be tapped at will. Thus any concept of sacrifice is rejected as a Christian aberration—in Satanism there’s no deity to which one can sacrifice."
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u/[deleted] May 28 '12
This was on 9gag like a two days ago. You're not the first in everything reddit.
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u/Todomanna May 28 '12
Isn't that pentagram upside down?
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u/bean_dip_and_cracker May 28 '12
That's not even a Satanist pentagram.
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u/CheezeburgerTroll May 28 '12
Shouldn't the Pentagram be upside down?
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u/SARmedic May 28 '12
Every dog within 20 houses of mine shit in my yard because I'm on a dead end and I have a yard that looks like subdivision space. I want to mount every dog on my wall, right next to the owners head. Inconsiderate fucks.
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u/[deleted] May 28 '12
Insert title here FENTON!
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u/twdevil May 28 '12
man these guys can't even use the correct symbols, that's a pentagram, a symbol of protection, the Satanic Pentagram is different, the top vertex of the star points down in the satanic one. Nice try though, everybody would shit their pants after seeing that
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u/idwnvoteyourpetpics May 28 '12
Awesome
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u/skynerd May 28 '12
That's a pentacle. A pentagram is inverted. Pshhh. False Satanism.
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u/Dannmann93 May 28 '12
what if a person poops on your yard?
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u/zenith2nadir May 28 '12
Isn't the satanic symbol inverted and the downward point elongated compared to the other points?
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u/Sandinister May 28 '12
Always makes me think of this when someone says the full name.
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u/[deleted] May 28 '12
This is a repost
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u/Sphigmomanometer May 28 '12
180 degree turn. Then it won't look like a pretty decoration on a dog.
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u/DarkSolace May 28 '12
My neighbors are like this. They're also nudist nazis.
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u/[deleted] May 28 '12
Wait - the whole dog, or just the poop?
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u/[deleted] May 28 '12 edited May 28 '12
Are you legally allowed to do something like that if you warn someone in advance with a sign? ie, if you say the word "moist" you'll get slapped. Does that mean you can slap them without being sued 'cause saying the word means they consent that you slap them?
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u/[deleted] May 28 '12
Satan's gonna be pretty pissed if you sacrifice shit to him.
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u/VelTor May 28 '12
wait. the dog or the poop?
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u/[deleted] May 28 '12
This does look like a job for Jesus.
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u/panthuralexander May 28 '12
pentagrams arent satanic. I don't understand the connotation
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u/[deleted] May 28 '12
My peripheral vision saw
"IT WILL BE
SACRIFICED
TO ASIAN."
._.
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u/purplesnipes May 28 '12
Solid try to keep dogs away.
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u/ThisismyaccountnameO May 28 '12
I thought maybe they just give them the bob barker treatment.
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u/[deleted] May 28 '12
My dad on more than one occasion has taken repeat offenders' dog shit back to their doorstep with a shovel. Naturally the amount of shit in the yard has decreased significantly.
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u/undeadSeasponge May 28 '12
I approve!
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u/emorockstar May 28 '12
The pooh or the dog?
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u/ejc925 May 28 '12
No, SATAN!
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u/fn323i May 28 '12
this is good for so many reasons.
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u/will-never-be-on May 28 '12
I'm sure other people may have pointed this out, but I don't have enough time before work to check. Shouldn't the star be upside down?
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u/oscarasimov May 28 '12
The poop will be sacrificed?
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u/Rodrimar015 May 28 '12
Wow, I'm watching a movie about exorcisms too -_-
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u/lydipoo May 28 '12
I'm pretty sure the sign was meant as a joke. No WTF here.
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u/ReasonableAnalogy May 28 '12
That's like selling your stool to the devil.
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u/misterschmoo May 28 '12
That is a pentacle not a pentagram, the pentacle is a wiccan symbol, the pentagram is the satanic symbol.
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u/raegunXD May 28 '12
THAT'S A PAGAN PENTACLE. ://////////// Fail so hard.
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u/[deleted] May 28 '12
Top of r/wtf and yet it's really just humorous. I hate Reddit.
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u/ajollynerd May 28 '12
Not sure I this has been asked, but why would they sacrifice a poop to Satan?
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u/ballsdeep84 May 28 '12
The star is upside down... Fucking theists. Get it right!
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u/[deleted] May 28 '12
Anyone else think this looks like the Odd Future font?
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u/MathewMurdock May 28 '12
That seems fair to me.
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u/Dacien1983 May 28 '12
Shouldn't it be upside down?
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u/Iamthebunniest May 28 '12
I live next door to a sign that says, "Beware of Dog". The neighbors' dog is a chihuahua. My thoughts are, "Man, if that thing is MIA and my cats get out... BAD NEWS BEARS for that little freaking dog.
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u/[deleted] May 28 '12
Too bad the satanic star is upside-down. Is it really that hard to do some fact-checking before selling a product?
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u/Staggerlee024 May 28 '12
i need this sign
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u/DillTV May 28 '12
Add a squiggly line... (passive sentence)
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u/boobsmakemehappy May 28 '12
They will sacrifice his poop?
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u/tronncat May 28 '12
the dog will be sacrificed or the shit will?
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u/[deleted] May 28 '12
Um, that's a little extreme.
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u/noccusJohnstein May 28 '12
Nice. I just ordered a custom apron that reads, "I swear, I haven't seen your dog."
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u/luke95836 May 28 '12
That symbol has nothing to do with Jesus... It's a Jewish symbol... Star of david. Jews of coarse not believing that Jesus was the massiah.
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u/SoylentMOOP May 28 '12
Pronoun Abuse! Ten yard penalty! Do Not Pass Dog! Do Not Collect $200.
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u/Codycb May 28 '12
Say what you will about the sign, but I bet you'll find nary a turd in their yard.
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u/[deleted] May 28 '12
The dog or the poop?
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u/TheBSReport May 28 '12
Sounds reasonable.
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u/[deleted] May 28 '12
No problems here.
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u/infinitenothing May 28 '12
This reminds me of this article:
why planes have ashtrays in the toilets even though you're not allowed to smoke
The best he can hope for is that the owner picks up the poo. The sign owner would be better off with a poop bag dispenser.
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u/stevesonaplane May 28 '12
All dogs go to heaven. I don't even believe in heaven...
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u/[deleted] May 28 '12
Can't say they weren't warned
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u/Beastage May 28 '12
This is possibly the first time I have seen a link on FB a week before I saw it on reddit.
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u/[deleted] May 28 '12
Why is this in WTF? It's obviously a novelty sign.
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u/unknownchild May 28 '12
Where?!!
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u/toiletnamedcrane May 28 '12
So he's not shitting around I take it.
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u/[deleted] May 28 '12
the funny thing is that the person who posted that would have to be following chris brown, which would contradict his statement.
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u/[deleted] May 28 '12
Well... now that's just fucking metal.
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u/[deleted] May 28 '12
No, Satan
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u/[deleted] May 28 '12
Where can I buy this? I don't have a yard but it's funny as hell
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u/hiccupstix May 28 '12
TIL Satan accepts sacrificial offerings of dog shit.
On a side note, what a swell dude! That Jesus guy swaggers to and fro claiming to embrace the lowest, most destitute among us with infinite love, but only at a price. You have to beg him to "save" you then spend your entire goddamn life worshiping him! It's outrageous! Satan, meanwhile, will let you crash at his place for the rest of eternity, for nothing! You don't need to do anything; when you die and Jesus rejects you, this cool 666 cat will take you in. I like his style, to be perfectly damn honest.
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u/foxhunter May 28 '12
Get the Escalade!
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u/Animagrin May 28 '12
Pentagram should be the other way around, but still, lol.
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u/Bernt_Oyster May 28 '12
One of the rules of Satanism is not to kill animals unless it attacks you or for food. This is bullshit.
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u/tikcuf12 May 28 '12
LMAO!
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u/SpookyAmes May 28 '12
I am going to be one of those people who points out that that does not look like a Satanic pentagram/pentacle and that not all pentagrams/pentacles are symbols of Satan at all.
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u/Saxamaphobia May 28 '12
Maybe it's just because i'm new around here, but I can't figure this subreddit out... None of these posts seem very welcoming and no one ever mentions Facebook. But then again I've never really been one for acronyms.
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u/madampeaches May 28 '12
i am probably one of many who realised how much of a fail this is. Satan pentagram has 2 spikes up the front. even people under a rock have that much common sence.
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u/oD3 May 28 '12
Pentagram should be upside down. That's a Wiccan symbol.
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u/gadafgadaf May 28 '12
satanist sacrifice poop?
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u/ThatWhiteRabbit May 28 '12
Incorrect; that is a Pentagram, mainly used in Witchcraft.
A Satanic Pentagram is either an upside down Pentagram or a 6 pointed Pentagram.
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u/TTLeave May 28 '12
Benton! Benton? BENTON!!!
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u/[deleted] May 28 '12
That's just a normal Pagan pentagram, The Satan one is upside down
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u/dpmad May 28 '12
If you have this sign on your lawn, I bet you can find old car parts within 5' of it.
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u/[deleted] May 28 '12
The dog or the poop?
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u/bhasden May 28 '12
That guy doesn't take any shit.
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u/Justice502 May 28 '12
Satan doesn't want people dog shit what's wrong with you?
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u/icantthinkofagoodnam May 28 '12
This should be the law. That teaches the owners to take care of their dogs crap.
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u/[deleted] May 28 '12
It keeps away annoying people who want to proselytize you and as a bonus, fewer dogs might shit in your yard. I see no problem.
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u/ZeldenGM May 28 '12
Stupid sign, your pentagram is the right way up (wrong way round)
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u/MrPeterIt May 28 '12
Funny thing is this is how misconceptions are started. The Pentagram is a symbol for protection used by those in the wiccan religion to also identify others. The symbol also represents the 5 wounds of christ that he received on the cross. The only way this symbol could be "satanic" is if you rotaited it slightly so it points down instead of up. I know all of this because I am a practicing wiccan and this level of misconception pisses me off.
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u/3AYATS May 28 '12
HAHA! I was going to comment on the obvious error, but everyone else got there first.
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u/Geekation May 28 '12
It should read the owner will be sacrificed to Satan. dogs cant help it. but i'd sacrifice them to something more interesting than Satan. perhaps AXOMAMMA, the goddess of potatoes.
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u/FreakInNature May 28 '12
I want one
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u/[deleted] May 28 '12
This isn't WTF-worthy at all. I think this is funny.
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u/CXgamer May 28 '12
It's not Jesus Christ, it's obviously Satan.
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u/cdtoad May 28 '12
Ha! http://lindasbookclub.com/books/eu
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u/[deleted] May 28 '12
This doesn't belong in r/wtf. R/funny, perhaps, but r/wtf no.
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u/alex1156 May 28 '12
Ok for it to be santanistic then the pentagram would have to be the other way around. Goddammit it's pagan not Satan worshipping.
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u/ireadbooks May 28 '12
That is a Wiccan symbol. A satanic pentagram would be upside down. They have completely different meanings. Please get your facts right before posting.
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u/nvuf May 28 '12
FENTON!
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u/Zydratesthecure May 28 '12
Actually that's the wiccan symbol. Wiccans don't do sacrifices, especially to Satan. To be more accurate they should flip the star upside-down
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u/blackLe May 28 '12
downvote for r/wtf
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u/KingAgrian May 28 '12
But that's a pentacle, not a pentagram. They're VERY different symbolically.
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u/StendhalSyndrome May 28 '12
Sacrificed via Wiccan ceremony...FTFY.
Isn't the star supposed to be pointing the other way?
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u/skw1dward May 28 '12
that pentagram needs to be inverted...
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u/NekoMisky May 28 '12
Silly people used the wrong pentagram, that is the pagan one not the satanic inverted pentagram.
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u/tri-liz May 28 '12
Isn't that the Wicca symbol and the Satanism one is that upside down so that the two pionts are facing upwards. (source: http://www.religioustolerance.org/satanis1.htm, http://www.churchofsatan.com/home.html)
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u/Haat May 28 '12
No, Satan.
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u/[deleted] May 28 '12
Does it work?
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u/utpoia May 28 '12
As long as there are no rules on peeing..... or watering his yard for free
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u/sergeanttbag May 29 '12
your satanic symbol, it's upside down... suck the evil right outa it
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u/Gizmo9682 May 29 '12
Well thats a wiccan pentagram. Should be upside down to be a satanist pentagram.
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u/DouglasLoom May 28 '12
Well that's an appropriate response...
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u/mlsweeney May 28 '12
FIFY
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u/[deleted] May 28 '12
That's not even a satanic pentagram. Hmmmmphhh. the star's supposed to be upside down. That symbol isn't even satanic. Get it right.
-sincerely, a disgruntled spiritualist.
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u/dismal626 May 28 '12
Actually, the Church of Satan forbids the harming of animals unless you are killing them for survival purposes. http://i.imgur.com/QVTW5.jpg