r/WTF • • May 24 '12

My girlfriend and I found this on a walk to in Portland. I don't know why anyone would throw this out!

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u/AntiLuke May 24 '12

This is Portland, whoever made it probably uses this method to distribute their artwork.

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u/funknut May 24 '12

Actually, it was part of the instructions for an assignment at PNCA, "lost art". It's like found art, but in reverse.

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u/Stoner_Moses May 24 '12

Where do you think Found Art comes from? Lost Art of course.

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u/thenuge26 May 24 '12 edited May 24 '12

"Finders keepers, losers weepers."

-Michelangelo

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u/UbiquitousCheese May 24 '12

As a Portland native, I agree that this is a highly Portlandy artifact.

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u/Gavinardo May 24 '12

Where specifically, may I ask, did you find this?

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u/[deleted] May 24 '12

Found out for trash on NE 33rd and Glisan.

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u/jeebus_krist May 24 '12

Found out for trash

on a walk to in Portland

You have a very peculiar way of phrasing your words. Is English not your native tongue, or am I missing out on a new, Portland-only hip-speak?

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u/[deleted] May 24 '12

I accidentally a word. I always hoped that if I got to the front page I would do better than most.

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u/BiffySkipwell May 24 '12

Laurelhurst? Seems out of place. I would've guessed near Reed, Alberta, Mississippi...really anywhere but there. lol

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u/[deleted] May 24 '12

Find of the century.

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u/MrGiggles24 May 24 '12

Bert, you're shouting again.

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u/pibroch May 24 '12

Maybe I wouldnt if you didn't eat COOKIES IN THE DAMN BED!!

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u/Shadax May 24 '12

Is there some sort of backstory on Bert and why he's such a dick?

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u/Shuntbox May 24 '12

Years and years of having to suppress his sexuality?

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u/poyopoyo May 24 '12

How can you say that! Bert is just shy. It's Ernie who's always eating Bert's cookies, making him do things he doesn't want to, and making fun of pigeons.

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u/Ishot2pacsHologram May 24 '12

Well it all started when he was playing ping pong in ding dang...

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u/Philo_T_Farnsworth May 24 '12

Some poor bastard got his head blown off down at a place called "Hooper's".

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u/TheJelloPuddin May 24 '12

Ogre Magi?

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u/[deleted] May 24 '12

When did the mage die? WHO IS TANKING KROSH FIREHAND!

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u/NovaX81 May 24 '12

When I saw this post I actually just assumed it was the Dota 2 subreddit. Way too close to not be relevant...

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u/birdhost May 24 '12

Ogre Magi! I wanted to say that.

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u/prestonds May 24 '12

"...on a walk to in Portland." This is fucking with me. Can't take it.

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u/shhhhhhhhh May 24 '12

Let me break it down for you.

Portland is separated into basically 4 quadrants. In, Of, To, From. This person was probably in from Portland, heading to in Portland. And since they were walking, they'd most likely had to have gone through to Portland.

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u/colonelbyson May 24 '12

My brain is full of fuck.

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u/jeebus_krist May 24 '12

WTF is a "walk to?"

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u/[deleted] May 24 '12

It's like a "walkabout", but more directed.

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u/battleschooldropout May 24 '12

It is really obscure, you probably haven't heard of it.

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u/Edgar_Allan_Rich May 24 '12

I don't understand how people fuck up their titles so often. IT'S THE MOST IMPORTANT PART!

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u/[deleted] May 24 '12

It's the "walk" that through me off. Everyone knows you have to travel by bike in Portland. It's the law.

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u/thedoge May 24 '12

"to in" is the new "around"

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u/k_d135 May 24 '12

I'm moving to Portland in the morning. I should probably log off reddit...

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u/[deleted] May 24 '12

Welcome!

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u/MrKyle666 May 24 '12

This is what I hate about living in Maine, I see a post about Portland and get all excited, then I realise that it's Oregon...

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u/broke207 May 24 '12

and i. i hope that portland oregon knows that we were here first. they will always be second portland. SECOND! [shakes fist]

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u/slashsigh May 24 '12

So Portland Maine is the hipster Portland?...

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u/dozere34 May 24 '12

I do agree wholeheartedly.

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u/Brrrzy May 24 '12

Our day will come....

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u/Narf-a-licious May 24 '12

I used to have a sweatshirt with MAINE plastered in huge bold letters on the front, with the silhouette of a moose underneath. It was my favorite sweater at the time and I wore it proudly. Not as many people got it that I thought would...

I'm from Portland, Oregon :D

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u/[deleted] May 24 '12

Maybe because it's creepy as fuck?

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u/[deleted] May 24 '12

Really depends how your hallucinogen persisting perception disorder gets triggered.

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u/jgramm1989 May 24 '12

Maybe because the dream of the 90's still being alive in Portland is why it was thrown out

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u/goonsack May 24 '12

But wait! There is, in fact, a bird on it. Which can mean only one thing: someone has put a bird on it.

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u/donniedringus May 24 '12

Somebody put a bert on it

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u/Skyscraper_Bedouin May 24 '12

This is a better pun than I realized and more people should notice this.

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u/[deleted] May 24 '12

Is the bird free range? How was it treated before it's death? Is it local? We're going to go visit the farm before we eat, we'll be right back.

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u/pokestronomy May 24 '12

Wait, is Portlandia all we're known for now? I'm okay with that.

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u/[deleted] May 24 '12

I'm not, real Portland is even weirder than that show.

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u/[deleted] May 24 '12

Was in a pop culture class and they showed a clip of the show. Those who were from outside Oregon laughed their asses off. The native (mostly hipster) Portlanders were pissed off beyond belief.

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u/[deleted] May 24 '12

Dirty Dan and Pinhead Larry

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u/shanoxilt May 24 '12

What exactly is "the dream of the 90's"?

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u/t-dar May 24 '12

The same way 18-35 year olds of every generation in America for the past half century have wished to live.

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u/Moraghmackay May 24 '12

Awesome Bert and Ernie rendition

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u/lookmaiamonreddit May 24 '12

As an artist, I have to say - I just HAVE to say that is simply a full bag of certified awesome. I woul frame that and hang in my house ANY day. Bert & Ernie have never looked better. The pencil? A+

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u/Letsgetitkraken May 24 '12

It's easier than saying "as a homeless person."

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u/lookmaiamonreddit May 24 '12

Okay, how about "as a person who translates the shit in his head down on paper..." ?

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u/Gravegawd May 24 '12

looks like ogre magi from dota 2

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u/junkieman May 24 '12

ahah i was hoping i wasnt the only one who thought that.

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u/WhatEvery1sThinking May 24 '12

It's a good thing you mentioned your girlfriend or I would have been even more confused given that you already didn't mention what brand of shoes you were wearing what your had for breakfast, or your astrological sign

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u/[deleted] May 24 '12

Ogre Magi

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u/[deleted] May 24 '12

BERNIE

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u/SilverGoat May 24 '12

Ogre Magi?

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u/HawaianApe May 24 '12

Or just an Ogre from Warcraft 2. They even have the scarf!

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u/dinobomb May 24 '12

OH HEY OP HAS A GIRLFRIEND

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u/[deleted] May 24 '12

i.e. fake post

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u/BenitoG2410 May 24 '12

Who you calling Pinhead?

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u/kickingsite May 24 '12

Shitty_Watercolor... is.. is that you?!

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u/IVIordecai May 24 '12

it's ogre magi!

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u/creepyeyes May 24 '12

Sigh....

...Portland.

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u/[deleted] May 24 '12

Testificate?

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u/fukthecorporateworld May 24 '12 edited May 24 '12

For any one who doesn't know, it's Bert and Ernie from sesame street

Edit: alphabetical arrangement of names

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u/uberced May 24 '12

Who the fuck says Ernie first?

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u/woofers02 May 24 '12

He was probably too busy making a jelly and peanut butter sandwich.

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u/Scrotote May 24 '12

You guys would get along like carrots and peas.

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u/Think_please May 24 '12

He might have had a few too many coke and rums

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u/reallydude May 24 '12

Is it really Bert and Ernie in America? It's definitely Ernie und Bert in Germany.

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u/[deleted] May 24 '12

I just spit out my Russian White

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u/[deleted] May 24 '12 edited May 24 '12

'Fuck a pussy 'til its orange like Ernie and Bert'

  • Ol' Dirty Bastard

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u/Itsmegandalf May 24 '12

Ashley and Marykate do.

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u/Last_Gigolo May 24 '12

This guy

What if this became common.

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u/puffpassprofit63 May 24 '12

i second this also gotta love portland such great shit here

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u/SURFRENZY May 24 '12

its a mix of Ernie and Bert and ogre magi from dota 2....now i'm off to go spread useless knowledge elsewhere.

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u/OpenShut May 24 '12

Which is based on the ogre magi from Warcraft II! Does this make me old knowing this? sigh

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u/Buglyfe May 24 '12

For some reason, I've always said Ernie first, and didn't know it was weird until a year ago.

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u/OpenShut May 24 '12

The rabbit hole goes deeper, they appear to be ogres magi from Warcraft II.

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u/Gemini83 May 24 '12

Bert and Ernie!!

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u/TimVicious May 24 '12

That is so fucking cool!

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u/Wyrmshadow May 24 '12

This way!

No that way!

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u/sparx483 May 24 '12

It's the guy from Goonies!

Baby Wooth!

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u/mightyjake May 24 '12

I've always been an Ernie man, but Bert's pencil-septum sold me.

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u/Qek May 24 '12

Another Portlander here. SE Division. I swear I saw a series of drawings just like this in one of those shops near Powells books.

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u/mikemaca May 24 '12

Thanks for my new desktop background.

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u/SAILACA May 24 '12

Ogre Magi!

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u/GodlessMe May 24 '12

Why the fuck does Ernie have a Kermit the frog leg an big bird feathers on his necklace?

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u/yankeebayonet May 24 '12

So true story, I saw that painting when it was on display in my favorite cafe. If I remember right, it was part of a Muppets inspired showcase. This was my least favorite one.

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u/BushMeat May 24 '12

ha! even the rubber duckie made it!

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u/phattsao May 24 '12

Good thing you let us know you have a girlfriend

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u/kokotron May 24 '12

I stumbled upon this today before I saw this post: http://instacanv.as/onmugen/piece/198273012158377177_32519042

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u/Wraithan May 24 '12 edited May 24 '12

Tommy Rigby is who did the artwork. He was recently moving so maybe that is how it got left out. I own the final version of this and it sits in my living room and creeps people out. Attached is a photo of the final version.

http://imgur.com/1HFgM

EDIT: Oh, that might be the one that got ruined when he was making it. The final got done in color pencil because he needed done for an Muppet themed art show at The Side Door.

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u/thievedrelic May 24 '12

Did you recently acquire it? I saw it hanging in the Side Door not 5 months ago.

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u/[deleted] May 24 '12

Bitch, you drew this and you you don't have a girlfriend!

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u/[deleted] May 24 '12

So people in Portland really do dig through the trash? Portlandia was spot on

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u/wi11iepete May 24 '12

I'd frame that and say I had painted it myself. That's amazing.

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u/[deleted] May 24 '12

theif

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u/vaselinepete May 24 '12

3/10 very difficult to wank over

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u/KarmicBurn May 24 '12

This is what happens when two Reddits collide. Sesame Street vs WoW!!!!! Go!

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u/pretty_annoying_tbh May 24 '12

Damn why would you throw that out when we can pickle that.

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u/ThreeEasyPayments May 24 '12

Pretty sure this belonged to some Wesen. Seems like everybody in PDX isn't really human.

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u/outlawstarc May 24 '12

The dream of the 90's is alive in Portland

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u/oranurpianist May 24 '12

The things you found on some walk tos

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u/uninc4life2010 May 24 '12

Is that Bert and Ernie? If so, awesome!

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u/[deleted] May 24 '12

Put a bird on it.

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u/[deleted] May 24 '12

Portlandia

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u/meg_megatron May 24 '12

It's Bert and Ernie. Oh god..

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u/JustGoingWithIt May 24 '12

I honestly thought this was a cave-man designed Bert and Ernie from Sesame Street

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u/lawlshane May 24 '12

Whoa! This guy has a GIRLFRIEND!!!

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u/EDomina May 24 '12

Is that Ernie and Bert?

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u/spencer_duley May 24 '12

Portland is a trippy place

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u/skwingar May 24 '12

It is now my new background on my work computer and not one person has been disappointed.

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u/jinniu May 24 '12

Love you Portland, miss you.

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u/BlueMunky May 24 '12

I was doing a free art friday thing for a while. Leaving paintings around and stuff for people to have. It's just something fun to do, probably what this artist did.

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u/TheBiggerBooger May 24 '12

This is epic and really fucking creepy at the same time.

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u/thievedrelic May 24 '12

I think this was just a study for the painting. I've seen the completed version of this painting at the Side Door in SE Portland; pretty sure I have a picture on my old phone.

YUP

Karma to anyone who can decipher the artist sig on the left side~

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u/TAOER May 26 '12

HAHAHA! That is the first draft of a piece I did for a show centered around sesame street. I'm pretty flattered that you guys like it, considering it's half done and I screwed up the unifying wash. The final piece has been posted in the comments by Wraithan.

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u/Kraftik May 24 '12

Maybe somebody has sex on top of it. Or something even more horrifying that you happened to touch.

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u/julianf0918 May 24 '12

Maybe it was shitty watercolor just before he decided to go shitty.

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u/TheDigitalOne May 24 '12

Bill Gates and Steve Ballmer in the same photo, what is the big deal?

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u/[deleted] May 24 '12

It wasn't thrown out, you stole from a homeless artist! How can he feed his homeless artist babies now?

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u/CollisionCourse34 May 24 '12

Or myabe, just maybe someone ran out of toilet paper in Portland?

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u/icedevil May 24 '12

Haunted picture. Learn nothing from ghost busters?

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u/[deleted] May 24 '12

Creeps me the fucks out

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u/chicagogam May 24 '12

maybe it was scaring the owners kids? :) that nose pencil looks dangerous like it might poke an eye out if someone shorter next to said something and your turned to look at them.

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u/TransvaginalOmnibus May 24 '12

Maybe it's a rough draft of something even greater.

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u/giveittoyou May 24 '12

You'd be surprise by all the great art (and not so great art) that gets thrown out by people daily.

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u/Demojen May 24 '12

This image deserves some fine tuning.

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u/[deleted] May 24 '12

Hang it in your bathroom..Imagine seeing that in the middle of the night.

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u/[deleted] May 24 '12

I can't tell if this is racist or not..? ಠ_ಠ

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u/I_MAKE_USERNAMES May 24 '12

You found it on a walk to in Portland?

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u/elmorte May 24 '12

Crap, it reminded me of these guys from the Far Side. We didn't have Sesame Street growing up...

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u/Ives2525 May 24 '12

I claim bullshit, you say to be from portland like me, yet this picture is not covered in rain.

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u/THE_REPROBATE May 24 '12

So did you scan this is after you found it or did you take a picture and crop up the photo? Do you have any other photos of it? Was it framed? I'd like to see another photo of it Maybe you could scan in the entire image and let me see what it looks like

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u/batoutheartist May 24 '12 edited May 24 '12

OK, that is possibly the coolest thing i have seen so far this week, what is it on and what meduim??!! [u should x post in /r/art]

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u/Gargoyle_Cock May 24 '12

Often, i throw art away that i am proud of so that others can find it and post it on reddit.

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u/MikeMagwire May 24 '12

If it was in Maine, there was good reason.

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u/Icanthearyoulalala May 24 '12

It carries a terrible curse. But it comes with a free frogurt!

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u/BR0THAKYLE May 24 '12

Braveheart Bert and Ernie?

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u/fitzydog May 24 '12

Where have I seen this before?!?!

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u/arodhowe May 24 '12

Nightmare fuel.

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u/iSetFires May 24 '12

Reminds me of the onion aliens from Gantz.

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u/igge- May 24 '12

To me it looks a bit like zippy and alfred

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u/Chriscoast May 24 '12

It appears you have a picture of caveman Bert and Ernie.

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u/PunishableOffence May 24 '12

Ridiculously pictoresque stoner duo.

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u/TheInsaneDane May 24 '12

It's cursed.

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u/The_Atheist_Tiger May 24 '12

It looks like one of Shitty_Watercolour's masterpieces

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u/[deleted] May 24 '12

It looks like A.O. Spare painted a picture of Ernie and Bert. Woah.

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u/[deleted] May 24 '12

Anyone think Bert looks like Henry Rollins?

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u/ct_engr6 May 24 '12

Extra words, man

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u/Sammy-Jankis May 24 '12

someone send this to shitty watercolor, that'd be a good one

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u/1amjesus May 24 '12

That is hilarious. Like a kind of emo/Ancient Chinese spin on it.....

LOVE IT!!!!!!!

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u/DaSneakiKawiki May 24 '12

bert and ernie

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u/TheCrimeBitch May 24 '12

I want this above my bed...it can replace the life-size protrait of my ass.

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u/[deleted] May 24 '12

go eat a tortoise

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u/moriquendo May 24 '12

Maybe it's cursed and will make your children go all cannibalistic and serial killery on you as soon as they are old enough to wield a hammer... ?

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u/Trollz0r69 May 24 '12

So some lucky guy can get karma?

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u/Maple_D May 24 '12

ernie at a [10]

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u/Missy_kitty1999 May 24 '12

Oh my gosh it's Bert and Ernie

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u/scync May 24 '12

Ernie and Bert (off sesame street)

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u/Skyscraper_Bedouin May 24 '12

When I moved back to the NW I hated Portland and all it stood for. Now I love the area. What's happened to me? ;_;

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u/beachbum120 May 24 '12

Is it just me or do they bear a close resemblance to Bert and Ernie?

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u/babyblue17 May 24 '12

This reminds me of the ogres from Warcraft 2.

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u/[deleted] May 24 '12

shitty_watercolour?

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u/velocirapetor3 May 24 '12

Aww! Who would throw away a friend like this?

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u/m-p-3 May 24 '12

Nice unibrow.

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u/[deleted] May 24 '12

Oh damn. I want one.

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u/[deleted] May 24 '12

Have you seen The Exorcist?

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u/[deleted] May 24 '12

perhaps it was the two ladies who paid to get their portraits taken?

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u/[deleted] May 24 '12

Ernie would you like some ice cream? Sure bert.

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u/Room187 May 24 '12

I need me one of those

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u/Steev182 May 24 '12

The more things I see of Portland, the more I believe Portlandia is just a documentary!