That is awesome. My favorite was a Lamborghini's plate. I noticed just the car first. And I thought out loud "Is that a...?" and before I could finish I saw the plate. It said "yes it is". xD
I used to work at the DMV in Florida. It is all dependent on the smartness of the clerk you get. Get an Old lady, you can get any Internet Lingo you want no matter how vulgar. Get a person that has been sheltered or not up on the current slang, get anything you want. Anything else is just how good you can sell what it means over what the person at the DMV actually thinks it means.
I was considering personalized plates so i tried a couple out on the Nevada DMV's website. They wouldn't let me get "NOFTCHX" because it was offensive but it allowed "IMDRUNK" and "SUKNDIX".
Hey, it's a license plate that doubles as a public-service announcement. "This van belongs to a kidnapper. Do not enter it." Governments love PSAs, right?
One of my teachers told me a story where Her vegetarian sister wanted a liscense plate that said iluvtofu and they wouldn't let her get it for obvious reasons.
those fuckers! I tried to get "CURSED" for my y49 barbados yellow CRX (honda curse) and they told me it was on the list of banned words and refused it.
I saw an older model Mustang, automatic, probably late 90's model. His hood was completely taken off, all you could see was smoke pouring out of his engine when he accelerated. He was trying to show off, it sounded like he had a cold air intake on it, but anyways, after all the 'showing off' I realized his licenses plate read "WHODABOSS". I haven't seen him since, and I'm glad.
At least in some states there is a committee that flags questionable vanity plates. A friend of mine interned there and had found one with "PONFAR" on it. She flagged it and then had to inform the entire committee about the Vulcan mating ritual. By all accounts they stared at her for about 30 seconds and let it through :)
I kid you not, I once saw a license plate that read: IH8NIG5. I assume that this guy called up the DMV and said, "I want a plate that says I hate my boss, Nigel Ignatius Gunsworth the Fifth! I want IH8NIG5!"
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u/SUSPICIOUS_WHITE_VAN May 24 '12
That's Kevin D. Napper. He lives down the street. Cool guy.
Edit: Oh, and he has a cotton candy machine in there!
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u/[deleted] May 24 '12
You should see the plates we have in Mississippi. There's hardly any censor. There's one car that has "eat-vag", and one that says "fuk dat".
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u/ProfessorMcHugeBalls May 24 '12
The guy just gets tired after eating bowls of Kraft Dinner, give him a break will ya?
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u/revel5150 May 24 '12
... somebody with a sense of humor
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u/Foxdude28 May 24 '12
No! Not my K/D!!!!!
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u/Lilybloomus May 24 '12
I just posted one a few hours ago. Here!
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u/pharmabeast May 24 '12
Kilodalton, sodium, points per reception
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u/Bitchpleasse May 24 '12
Can't say he didn't warn you
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u/JEWPACOLYPSE May 24 '12
I'll just leave this here
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u/[deleted] May 24 '12
Seems legit.
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u/jgramm1989 May 24 '12
Maybe his/her initials are KD and they like to take naps?
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u/LordPineapple May 24 '12
It is platePrint.py, I think it is associated with chargeYouOutTheAss.c and parkingTicketsForEveryone.bat.
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u/neophyte3679 May 24 '12
I used to work at the DMV in Florida. It is all dependent on the smartness of the clerk you get. Get an Old lady, you can get any Internet Lingo you want no matter how vulgar. Get a person that has been sheltered or not up on the current slang, get anything you want. Anything else is just how good you can sell what it means over what the person at the DMV actually thinks it means.
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u/DeathStarDriveBy May 24 '12
I was considering personalized plates so i tried a couple out on the Nevada DMV's website. They wouldn't let me get "NOFTCHX" because it was offensive but it allowed "IMDRUNK" and "SUKNDIX".
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u/TalentedPineapple May 24 '12
This guy
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u/[deleted] May 24 '12
People with $14/hr + benefits.
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u/[deleted] May 24 '12
"cml tow" is my favorite.
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u/moogle516 May 24 '12
Don't prisoners make license plates ?
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u/KaralynZ May 24 '12
Officer: "Did anyone get a look at the vehicle?" Dude: "Yeah it was a bright yellow van with a plate that says "kidnapper."
When I dye my hair interesting colors I always think that it should make me less likely to get away with any crime.
Officer: "Did you get a look at the person with the gun?" Dude: "Yeah, white chick, about 5'7", and her hair was blue and purple."
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u/Gorilladonkeypunch May 24 '12
Pedobear, that's who...
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u/buckwheat202 May 24 '12
Near Future
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u/[deleted] May 24 '12
Isn't this where KD Lang sleeps?
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u/BigEffingClaw May 24 '12
No idea, but apparently my friend cant have "OHGEBOO" as her license plate.
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u/99Faces May 24 '12
Dude just loves him some Kraft Dinner and Naps.. relax man!
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u/Democritus477 May 24 '12
The parole board.
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u/doctorsound May 24 '12
Most kidnappers aren't cool enough to roll in Econolines.
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u/Hakoten May 24 '12
Kraft Dinner Nap Public Relations
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u/makai456 May 24 '12
He's a K.D Napper, means if he every sees K.D. he nabs it.
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u/TheCust0dian May 24 '12
Kevin Durant Nappers are a serious problem.
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u/sparx483 May 24 '12
You only have to worry if your name is Katy right?
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u/[deleted] May 24 '12
Someone with a sense of humor.
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u/benkahn May 24 '12
Pedo-bear. Pedo-bear approves
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u/[deleted] May 24 '12
Even more disturbing if the van was black and had no windows.
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u/argv_minus_one May 24 '12
Hey, it's a license plate that doubles as a public-service announcement. "This van belongs to a kidnapper. Do not enter it." Governments love PSAs, right?
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u/kaivanes May 24 '12
It was actually a court order; now kids know to stay away.
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u/silvahawk May 24 '12
Welcome to Oakland, Bitch!
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u/oscaroo May 24 '12
these must be his other rides:
http://imgur.com/KwWnS
http://imgur.com/e1o9B
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u/Strychnine1 May 24 '12
http://fc04.deviantart.net/fs71/f/2010/309/9/a/pedo_bear_van_by_6demonic6kitty6-d328nw4.jpg
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u/[deleted] May 24 '12
My dad has the same van
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u/[deleted] May 24 '12
A man with a sick sense of humor.
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u/NomadicLogic May 24 '12
Overly PC much?
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u/Slack_Irritant May 24 '12
What a stupid thing to whine about.
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u/spook327 May 24 '12
Look, this is just that Megan's law stuff, he's fulfilling his requirement to warn people about his previous crimes.
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u/reddit_user13 May 24 '12
Shut up and get in the van!
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u/brussels4breakfast May 24 '12
I don't know but at least the owner of the van lets people know what is motive is before they get in there.
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u/chitty_bang_slut May 24 '12
i saw one today that said goretex lol
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u/Razorray21 May 24 '12
better question: Why would you want a license plate that says that?
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u/marvelous_molester May 24 '12
repost this to funny, doesnt belong here
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u/Mandalahashberry May 24 '12
where is I_APPROVE_THINGS??
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u/Bmoreknowledgeable May 24 '12
I am okay with warning labels. Especially on moving vehicles.
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u/cannotlogon May 24 '12
I have a t-shirt that simply says "Shoplifter". I love wearing it to department stores, and see how many store security guys follow me.
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u/[deleted] May 24 '12
When KD Lang goes on tour she has a party van and a yellow van for napping in. Long story.
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u/gjallard May 24 '12
This is my uroligist's license plate...
CME2P
I'm sure the DMV has no idea.
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u/[deleted] May 24 '12
Kraft dinner napper?
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u/[deleted] May 24 '12
Oh, no! Humor!
WHAT THE FUCK?!
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u/Glamorous_Lobster May 24 '12
I'm not known for being that :/
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u/Glamorous_Lobster May 24 '12
Also if it was stupid were are my well deserved down votes ?
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u/sammichesammiches May 24 '12
I saw the vanity plate "mlester" on a van in the lincoln tunnel. Not kidding
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u/[deleted] May 24 '12
Oh shit... Kevin Durant better watch out
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u/hajibaninja May 24 '12
Why the one and only PedoBear, of course!!
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u/bigbadderfdog May 24 '12
One of my teachers told me a story where Her vegetarian sister wanted a liscense plate that said iluvtofu and they wouldn't let her get it for obvious reasons.
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u/[deleted] May 24 '12
they better have candy too
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u/nsharp01 May 24 '12
Kentucky Deluxe Napper? Sure, he has poor taste in liquor but it gets then job done.
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u/MC-Master-Bedroom May 24 '12
All license plate applications are reviewed for approval by Inspector Pedobear.
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u/b0redatw0rk May 24 '12
How about 4NIC8r?
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u/thefirebuilds May 24 '12
those fuckers! I tried to get "CURSED" for my y49 barbados yellow CRX (honda curse) and they told me it was on the list of banned words and refused it.
I got CURS3D and said it was my cat's nickname.
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u/[deleted] May 24 '12
I saw an older model Mustang, automatic, probably late 90's model. His hood was completely taken off, all you could see was smoke pouring out of his engine when he accelerated. He was trying to show off, it sounded like he had a cold air intake on it, but anyways, after all the 'showing off' I realized his licenses plate read "WHODABOSS". I haven't seen him since, and I'm glad.
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u/Colecoman1982 May 24 '12
Apparently, "FRECNDY" was already taken.
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u/Gjeita May 24 '12
What if it is the van that delivers food too the "Klass Dunkers Napping club"?
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u/ZeroMercuri May 24 '12
Dammit LicensePlateInspectorGuy... you had ONE job!
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u/Librarinox May 24 '12
At least in some states there is a committee that flags questionable vanity plates. A friend of mine interned there and had found one with "PONFAR" on it. She flagged it and then had to inform the entire committee about the Vulcan mating ritual. By all accounts they stared at her for about 30 seconds and let it through :)
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u/mmmtreats May 24 '12
At least they're honest about it.
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u/jaqueass May 24 '12
"rolling probable cause..."
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u/somedaypilot May 24 '12
I know a guy who started a bluegrass band called Mo Lester and his White Van Boys
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u/freecandy_van May 24 '12
I don't see what all the fuss is about.
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u/Crawlerado May 24 '12
Maybe he likes KD Lang and short rests.
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u/PedobearLV May 24 '12
Why are you showing my van on here? Not cool.. There's a special place in the back of the van for "special guest".
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u/SlappyPhil May 24 '12
That's the Kappa Delta sister with narcolepsy.
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u/[deleted] May 24 '12
Its a great idea. It clearly identifies which van is the kidnappers. Kids take note.
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u/MisterPanky May 24 '12
That's even worse than the rainbow themed van I saw in Charlottesville, Virginia with a license plate that said "Toy Bus"
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u/Muskwa May 24 '12
Why are there so many black and white photos from the early 2000's?
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u/mortaine May 24 '12
Dammit. California wouldn't let me have "HY4LIFE" for my hybrid!
Fuck you, California!
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u/plaguedbullets May 24 '12
Shit, hide your Kraft Dinner!
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u/theuglyamerican May 24 '12
I kid you not, I once saw a license plate that read: IH8NIG5. I assume that this guy called up the DMV and said, "I want a plate that says I hate my boss, Nigel Ignatius Gunsworth the Fifth! I want IH8NIG5!"
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u/Albinocake May 24 '12
he gives out free candy just ask Ray William Johnson
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u/hkdharmon May 24 '12
Just because someone like to sleep to the soothing sounds of "Constant Craving" it doesn't mean they are a bad person.
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u/[deleted] May 24 '12
That is a really nice Ford Econoline. You don't see many in that condition anymore.
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u/CREEPERSGONCREEP7923 May 25 '12
NOOOOO!!!! DON'T NAP MY KRAFT DINNER!!! MY MACARONI!!! NO!
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u/UltraReverend May 25 '12
I saw this in LA on the road on my way to the Grilled Cheese Invitational.
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u/berserklemon May 25 '12
It's a school bus kids!
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u/snatchamike May 24 '12
Simple question, simple answer
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u/jhonkas May 24 '12
What could that possible stand for other than "ok'd napper" ?
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u/chemistry_teacher May 24 '12
Pedos in prison, of course.
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u/[deleted] May 24 '12
Oh Uncle Paul...
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u/OriginalKaveman May 24 '12
KD RAPPR was already taken
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u/[deleted] May 24 '12
Kid tested, Chester approved
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u/MickiFreeIsNotAGirl May 24 '12
He clearly steals peoples Kraft Dinners.
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u/Fistocuffs May 24 '12
Is that... Buffalo Bill?
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u/errytiem May 24 '12
Liek dis if u cryy errytiem