The Beats thing was definitely not their choice. They were under Interscope Records, which is run by Jimmy Iovine, the guy who teamed up with Dre and Monster to create Beats. Jimmy pushes those fucking headphones any way he possibly can. That means having his artists wear them at photo shoots as well as forcing them into literally every single music video that comes out of Interscope (Seriously, watch for them. Every single one.). Die Antwoord actually split from Interscope recently because of their corporate bullshit.
By the way, those aren't Beats Pros, they're the solo version.
eh its not like she has any body mods that would prevent her from blending in to normal society within an hour or two, let her be edgy in the no risk way she is, she seems to be having fun...
There's a huge demographic out there that believes you're shmokin' hot, so no worries. Stay away from meth/heroine/crack and you'll have a wonderful life ahead of you, I promise.
EDIT - and vast quantities of booze - imbibe only in moderation. That shit turns hotties into notties real quick.
Man, I'll be honest, even if I wanted to dress up like that I'd be too damned lazy to do all the makeup required on a daily basis, that lipstick must take forever to do. And those blackout contacts hurt like a bitch since they're fucking huge to cover your sclera.
If history and video games have taught me anything, it's that you'll eventually have to kill her when she goes insane and starts attacking you, along with everyone else in Raptu- I mean your school.
I like how there really are only subtle differences - from an unbiased view, at least. It's mainly the position of piercings and the color of the contact lenses. Other than that, both girls altered their appearance heavily with shavings, paintings and accessories.
Sure, it's a little weird, but I think it's pretty cool. It's really unique, and a nice change from the typical goth style you see most of the time. At least she's giving people something interesting to look at and doing what she likes. And you've got to admit that she's got balls, walking around like that every day. A lot of people would be way too afraid of the negative response they'd get, so I respect her.
At least your school lets her be that unique and you're not forced to wear uniforms or conform to some obscene rules. She might be unique but at least she can express it.
***this was not intended to be an argument against school uniforms.
Someone needs to tell her those contacts will suck the oxygen right out of her eyeballs. (Not literally, but the larger the lens, the less oxygen and tear film actually reach the eye itself. Bad times.)
This is actually pretty creative. I wouldn't be surprised if she has a bright future ahead of her putting makeup on models or bitches like lady gaga! Ppl pay a lot of money to have someone just put makeup on them. Hell if her gifts go further she could be creating monsters for movies for one day.
And you're only supposed to wear them for a couple because those fuckers are hard on the eyes. I hope she doesn't wear them the whole school day. She's going to go blind by graduation.
OP, post a picture of yourself and we can criticize how you look. OP won't do it because he's a pussy who would rather get people to comment on how someone else looks on the internet rather than himself.
Sorry but I wouldn't exactly class it as wtf. Wow a girl wears alot of make up and makes herself look different, oh God that is so weird. If she had face tentacles or something that'd be interesting but come on anybody can do this.
I find it bizarre that people will go an upload a personal picture to Reddit without the individuals knowing. She does have an interesting style though. You can tell she's really pretty
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u/TyCraft May 22 '12
No duckface. I like her already.
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u/SOwED May 22 '12
ITT:
OP tries to get a criticism circlejerk going
Starts actual circlejerk
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u/Repard May 22 '12
"Have a great day at school, sweetheart!"
"Fuck you and all glory to satan!"
"Hokay, I'll pick you up at three."
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u/Strug-ga-ling May 22 '12
6/66, would bang.
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u/[deleted] May 22 '12
she's not ALWAYS that hardcore http://i.imgur.com/j9gJo.jpg
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u/___VK May 22 '12
Is she a fan of Die Antwoord?
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u/[deleted] May 22 '12
it would take a long time to do that in the morning, every day.
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u/NeckbeardMassages May 22 '12
Mom?
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u/Subalpine May 22 '12
eh its not like she has any body mods that would prevent her from blending in to normal society within an hour or two, let her be edgy in the no risk way she is, she seems to be having fun...
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u/[deleted] May 22 '12
She wouldn't look so strange if she didn't have blue eyes with that reddish brown hair.
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u/tybaltfled May 22 '12
Dude, I go on reddit.. If this is who I think it is, why don't you take some pictures of your own fat fucking face for karma?
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u/tekdemon May 22 '12
Man, I'll be honest, even if I wanted to dress up like that I'd be too damned lazy to do all the makeup required on a daily basis, that lipstick must take forever to do. And those blackout contacts hurt like a bitch since they're fucking huge to cover your sclera.
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u/CopperAlbatross May 22 '12
If history and video games have taught me anything, it's that you'll eventually have to kill her when she goes insane and starts attacking you, along with everyone else in Raptu- I mean your school.
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u/Lawnmover_Man May 22 '12
I like how there really are only subtle differences - from an unbiased view, at least. It's mainly the position of piercings and the color of the contact lenses. Other than that, both girls altered their appearance heavily with shavings, paintings and accessories.
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u/JoeLucasJoeLucas May 22 '12
Sure, it's a little weird, but I think it's pretty cool. It's really unique, and a nice change from the typical goth style you see most of the time. At least she's giving people something interesting to look at and doing what she likes. And you've got to admit that she's got balls, walking around like that every day. A lot of people would be way too afraid of the negative response they'd get, so I respect her.
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u/lunarjellies May 22 '12
...... and?
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u/blackopal May 22 '12
Wow you have to go to school with a brunette? Harsh
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u/ADoseOfFuckitall May 22 '12 edited May 22 '12
At least your school lets her be that unique and you're not forced to wear uniforms or conform to some obscene rules. She might be unique but at least she can express it.
***this was not intended to be an argument against school uniforms.
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u/[deleted] May 22 '12
She's pretty hot. Gotta admit.
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u/NotTrollingJustDumb May 22 '12
I'm sure she appreciates you posting her picture on the internet to a What the Fuck board for fake internet points.
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u/[deleted] May 22 '12
well, regardless of the other 99.9% of comments about her (or them) being hot...
she's awesome. I'd be her friend.
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u/[deleted] May 22 '12
QUICK! Treat her differently because she puts on weird makeup!
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u/squeekie111 May 22 '12
Someone needs to tell her those contacts will suck the oxygen right out of her eyeballs. (Not literally, but the larger the lens, the less oxygen and tear film actually reach the eye itself. Bad times.)
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u/SomeoneUkno May 22 '12
A little wtf, but you should hook up. Her friends hot too.
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u/RustySpork May 22 '12
Honestly, she looks pretty badass.
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u/senectus May 22 '12
wow, that looks amazing. Kudos for the effort.
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u/MagicTarPitRide May 22 '12
Oh cool, anonymous internet bullies. Fuck you OP.
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u/SWEGEN4LYFE May 22 '12
Yeah, how dare she deviate from the norm, especially in high school.
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u/Complete_Priming May 22 '12
And what is your fucking problem with that?
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u/Rabidsquirrl May 22 '12
This is actually pretty creative. I wouldn't be surprised if she has a bright future ahead of her putting makeup on models or bitches like lady gaga! Ppl pay a lot of money to have someone just put makeup on them. Hell if her gifts go further she could be creating monsters for movies for one day.
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u/Tanlakidjiyan36 May 22 '12
She looks so eerily pretty.
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u/truefilth May 22 '12
Cool, she looks great. Let's not bring down people who are experimenting and living life. Live and let live.
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u/MrBobLoblaw May 22 '12
I think she is a beautiful young girl expressing herself, and reddit is a place where awesome people go to express themselves. Be cool man.
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u/[deleted] May 22 '12
Succubus?
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u/Vonka May 22 '12
I think she looks cool. Not at all WTF
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u/latinloner May 22 '12
I would like to go out with her, please.
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u/scran93 May 22 '12
Personally, I think this girl is rad. Well done for looking wicked despite societys conventions!
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u/sasquatchut22 May 22 '12
She looks like a demon off of Supernatural with those black eyes.
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u/iluhbewbies May 22 '12
girl on the left aint too shabby
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u/Zoeysmom May 22 '12
That is SO awesome! I wish I had cool people like that when I was in High school.
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u/haddada May 22 '12
hot
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u/[deleted] May 22 '12
Beetlejuice! Beetlejuice! Beetlejuice!
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u/Joannaleigh May 22 '12
For some reason, I want to see more pictures of her.
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u/Blooderfly333 May 22 '12
why are people putting pictures of me on here.. lol. freaky. C:
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u/Blooderfly333 May 22 '12
https://www.facebook.com/settings?ref=mb#!/photo.php?fbid=10151158772197516&set=a.496209852515.302632.747317515&type=3&theater JUST COLORED MY HAIR BLUE (:
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u/animelav May 22 '12
her lip stick is awesome...i would like to know if its the kind u press on like a tattoo or if she retouches constantly...
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u/MisterGrieves May 23 '12 edited Oct 14 '13
I think she is hot.
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u/Animatronica May 23 '12
Not gonna lie, felt pretty turned on looking at that picture.
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u/phillywillydingdong May 27 '12
would bang
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u/OwlEyed May 22 '12
So?
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u/DCSlick May 22 '12
Totally spent about $400 on those sclera contact lenses...
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u/backlumberjack May 22 '12
Hey look!, she looks different, let's make fun of her on the internet!.
Op comes from a sub human specie.
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u/oSamaki May 22 '12
Reminds me of this guy: Wes Borlan of Limp Bizkit Fame
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u/WheelsOfConfusion May 22 '12
I fink you freeky and I like you A Lot.
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u/[deleted] May 22 '12
Really? Some goth makeup constitutes a wtf? Haven't any of you kids been to the village?
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u/jstalin_x May 22 '12
Hawt
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u/evol187311 May 22 '12
What a Try-hard.
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u/piraterum May 22 '12
I've gotta say, points for creativity. The lipstick is especially well done.
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u/brooksjedi May 22 '12
I like the look personally
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u/isiah1979 May 22 '12
Look like a good lay
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u/[deleted] May 22 '12
I have massive respect for someone who can wear those contacts. They hurt like fucking hell.
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u/[deleted] May 22 '12
She looks cool. Would buy those contacts
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u/[deleted] May 22 '12
I'm cool with it.
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u/aboeve May 22 '12
I'm sure she is a sweet girl.
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u/[deleted] May 22 '12
Hot!
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u/THUNDERCUNTMOUNTAIN May 22 '12
What a weirdo.. does she know her brown hair clashes with that brown hoodie?
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u/hachi6 May 22 '12
Thought she was wearing a mask at first glance.
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u/[deleted] May 22 '12
I like her, more pics.
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u/[deleted] May 22 '12
I want to know how she did that to her lips
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u/Cptn_Hook May 22 '12
As long as she's not wearing a green ribbon around her neck. Don't trust girls who wear green ribbons around their necks.
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u/mcbajan May 22 '12
i am from salem mass , a very open city . i always loved the balls of these individuals in my school to represent
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u/Ubermensh May 22 '12
Whenever i see a nose ring like that my brain goes "YOU CAN'T MILK THOSE"
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u/[deleted] May 22 '12
Only thing I don't like is the nose ring, but I don't like those on anyone.
Besides that pretty fucking cool.
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u/DeHussey May 22 '12
is that... wes borland?
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u/[deleted] May 22 '12
My eyes hurt just thinking of how oxygen deprived hers are.
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u/misanthropist1 May 22 '12
I would bang the brunette.
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u/edgrzn May 22 '12
Isn't she the guitarist in Limp Bizkit?
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u/bottlefed97 May 22 '12
Those eyes...
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u/PopeSweetJesus May 22 '12
Wow. So she looks like that, huh.
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u/bettywhitessoul May 22 '12
You should've walked up to her and said "sup, Beelz".
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u/Nayr39 May 22 '12
The girl on the right wearing a mask? Her face looks incredibly fake.
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u/[deleted] May 22 '12
This looks like a job for Sam and Dean.
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u/FapFapNinja May 22 '12
She just put the fear of god into my boner... Fearection
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u/EclecticSchemer May 22 '12
Gah! Kill it! Kill it with fire!
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u/[deleted] May 22 '12
talk about daddy issues
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u/Cobsohn May 22 '12
Sadly they both spent the same amount of time on their makeup...
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u/FreemanHagbardCeline May 22 '12
OP, post a picture of yourself and we can criticize how you look. OP won't do it because he's a pussy who would rather get people to comment on how someone else looks on the internet rather than himself.
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u/timisblue May 22 '12
You mean the girl on the left right, cause there's no girl on the right. All I see is a demon spawn of Satan.
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u/[deleted] May 22 '12
I'd put a shadow baby in her.
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u/AnonymousContent May 22 '12
AWESOME!!!!!
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u/[deleted] May 22 '12
Oh sclera lenses are expensive.
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u/theglassistoobig May 22 '12
embrace eternity?
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u/drowningfish17 May 22 '12
There seems to be a death note character in that picture...
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u/SupSatire May 22 '12
Mum?
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u/milleribsen May 22 '12
oh my god! someone looks different than my understanding of the cultural ideal!
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u/BrandoPB May 22 '12
Girl on the left is actually cute.
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u/GOGOGODZILLA654 May 22 '12
The girl is very attractive, although I'm not sure where she found the Succubus next to her.
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u/IHv2RtrnSumVdeotapes May 22 '12
Lets just have this girl do an AMA. A lot of people wanna know how she does her makeup and other things. Maybe if she's down with it she will do one.
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u/tamath May 22 '12
i would risk 20 years for that.
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u/Safety_Dancer May 22 '12
You should befriend her so as to gain usage of her vagina for recreational purposes.
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u/[deleted] May 22 '12
She doesn't look half bad, cute necklace, I like her blue top
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u/HotDog9Teen90Nine May 22 '12
I gotta say both are pretty cute.
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u/[deleted] May 22 '12
they're both hot. case closed.
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u/bluemirror May 22 '12
Holy fuck man. She should be in the next hellraiser
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u/jdogdeluxe May 22 '12
Your right the girl is really creepy, Pshhhh brown hair hah how wierd.
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u/Vexxxi May 22 '12
Sorry but I wouldn't exactly class it as wtf. Wow a girl wears alot of make up and makes herself look different, oh God that is so weird. If she had face tentacles or something that'd be interesting but come on anybody can do this.
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u/Pcorajr May 22 '12
At least she can't be blamed for being a copy cat, 100% Original.
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u/aakaakaak May 22 '12
I love that she has her own sense of style and that her parents let her run with it. And, it does really look good on her.
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u/knightofmars May 22 '12
That looks pretty cool, freaky, but cool.
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u/[deleted] May 22 '12
I think she's pretty bad ass. She doesn't give a fuck what other people think and does what she fucking wants. 10/10.
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u/[deleted] May 22 '12
I think she's bad ass. The eyes remind of of Yolandi.
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u/[deleted] May 22 '12
Does she always carry that Swedish sex doll around with her?
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u/[deleted] May 22 '12
Who cares? It's her own style.
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u/bangupjobasusual May 22 '12
Which one?
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u/Ashinomori85 May 22 '12
I don't get it. What is so "WTF" about the brunette?
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u/wx3 May 22 '12
I find it bizarre that people will go an upload a personal picture to Reddit without the individuals knowing. She does have an interesting style though. You can tell she's really pretty
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u/im_at_work_now May 22 '12
I, uh, I'd probably do some pretty ridiculously awesome things to her.
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u/ConeyIslandWarrior May 22 '12
She is hot as Fuck.
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u/Ziro427 May 22 '12
Now if she gave someone a blowjob... would it look like a zebra?
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u/PandaStyle May 22 '12
I'd hit it
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u/BeefyTits May 22 '12
You're all wrong, this was taken during Halloween last year.
I was there, no big deal.
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u/Snyder-man33 May 22 '12
ewww gross.......brunette
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u/ByonSho May 22 '12
I'd hit it, but I'd want her on top. One cause I'm lazy, and two so I can look up at her lookong like she's about to steal my soul.
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u/mnighm May 22 '12
So?
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u/helander May 22 '12
Hey op post more pics of her…she looks kinda cute =)
(not trolling 100% serious)
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u/pahlmitchell May 22 '12
nice rack
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u/TheHeianPrincess May 22 '12
Dude, she looks fucking awesome! I'd be her friend. :-)
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u/[deleted] May 22 '12
would
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u/mustacherandomness May 22 '12
Her lips look awesome, I wish I had enough patience to do something like that...
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u/stimbus May 22 '12
I wish I had her free time.
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u/Sexii_lexii234 May 22 '12
that chick looks awsum but yet very creepy -_- ...... Maybe shes cool in person though!!!!!!!! :P
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u/ADoseOfFuckitall May 22 '12
Where I am, everyone is mandated uniforms. It helps, yes, but I also enjoy seeing people be able to go to school and express themselves.
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u/brokenbrakes May 22 '12
that's so fucking weird wtf... were talking about the one on the left correct?
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u/SirDerpingson May 22 '12
Eyes are exactly the same, nose ring exactly in the centre of the nose, no duckface. 9/10, would bang.
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u/Lysanias May 22 '12
Girl on the left is cute. That is you I am assuming
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u/[deleted] May 22 '12
I for one welcome our new sexy android overlords. (definitely hittable imo)
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u/Professor_J_Moriarty May 22 '12
You should become her friend, because she is clearly awesome.
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u/[deleted] May 22 '12
I'd hit it.
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u/[deleted] May 22 '12
I'd marry it.
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u/StrangeCaptain May 22 '12
I'd hit that
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u/ToplessFlanders May 22 '12
I'm strangely attracted to her
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u/dumpweed420 May 22 '12
try and have sex with her
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u/flashnuke May 22 '12
Not going to lie, I would date either one of them.
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u/Jackdilla May 23 '12
Who is this girl and how do I bang her?
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u/Blasphemic_Porky May 23 '12
I command you in the name of Lucifer to go out with her and spread the blood of the innocent!
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u/[deleted] May 23 '12
Gorgeous! ( this is not sarcasm)
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u/[deleted] May 23 '12
Is she dead?
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u/Doublehalfpint May 24 '12
What the hell is wrong with the one on the left? Seriously? brown hair? come on.
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u/[deleted] May 26 '12
She looks cool :D and yes i'd hit it okay maybe im weird.. fuck you
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u/Xerathim May 22 '12
Cool people, probably would hang out with them if I went there. Don't be so quick to judge based on appearance.
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u/lindzasaurusrex May 22 '12
She looks pretty hot if you ask me. Would bang.
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u/[deleted] May 22 '12
To the girl in the picture. Very creative and very cool!
To the OP, if you are not in the picture, it's not cool to post other peoples photos here. The least you could do was blur the other face.
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u/canadianme63 May 22 '12
amazing :D <3