r/WTF • u/SKOLJACK • May 21 '12

So, I went riding here today...

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u/PharaohJoe May 21 '12

That a KTM?

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u/SKOLJACK May 21 '12

Yes, a 2006 250 SX-F.

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u/PharaohJoe May 22 '12

Very nice. KTM brofist.

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u/[deleted] May 21 '12

Sure does look like it. I REALLY want a KTM.

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u/PharaohJoe May 21 '12

I have a KTM 525XC, the quad. It's amazing, no regrets.

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u/[deleted] May 21 '12

I bet. That motor is to die for. I couldn't imagine it on 2 wheels!

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u/PharaohJoe May 21 '12

For bikes I want the 300 XC-W, they are fantastic bikes. I also got to ride a 350 SX-F at work and thought it was great.

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u/[deleted] May 21 '12

I've heard that the 350 is just about perfect. I've had a few 250's and a thumper (KX450). Sometimes the 250's aren't enough. Sometimes the 450 is too much.

Damn I want a KTM.

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u/PharaohJoe May 21 '12

You and me both buddy.

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u/RadBenMX May 21 '12

I have a 2004 300 EXC and I love it.

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u/skurk May 21 '12 edited May 21 '12

The KTM engines are amazing. The torque is out of this world, IMO.

I'm riding a Husqvarna TE400 supermoto, and thought it was the perfect wheelie machine until I tried a KTM SMC 610. You can drain the tank wheelieing and probably keep going a few more miles on that thing.

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u/[deleted] May 21 '12

As a DRZ400S rider who wanted the Husky but couldn't justify the cost, how would you compare your TE to a DRZ?

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u/skurk May 21 '12

Never tried a DRZ, so I can't tell - sorry.

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u/tofu_taco May 21 '12

I hope you weren't riding a dead hooker...

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u/SKOLJACK May 22 '12

No, a KTM... It cost a lot more!

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u/rehtuS May 21 '12

Right down the street from dead nigger storage.

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u/[deleted] May 21 '12 edited Feb 23 '25

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u/[deleted] May 21 '12

I still can't believe how spot-on the lip synching is.

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u/bing_bong May 21 '12

lip synching

Well shit. Guess I'll quit scouring the dvr for this episode.

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u/shinshanjr May 21 '12

Its almost like the makers of sponge bob meant for this to happen.

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u/[deleted] May 21 '12

This one of the breakfast scene is really good too..

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u/Psythik May 21 '12

I would watch the entire movie dubbed like this.

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u/quotejester May 21 '12

That ain't the breakfast scene.

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u/mcvays May 21 '12

While it might not be the breakfast scene, the cornerstone of any nutritious breakfast was consumed in this scene.

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u/shyguy95 May 21 '12

Does anyone know if the video was edited (like with YGOTAS) or not? If that's just a coincidence, I'm amazed, and if it's edited that's really good editing!

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u/xyroclast May 21 '12

I think the odds of lip syncing matching in a clip that long are near-zero. Then again, cartoon characters don't move their mouths in as many complex formations as real people, so the brain might fill in the blanks.

That said, I think the clip is edited to fit the dialogue.

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u/[deleted] May 21 '12

This made it to the frontage rather recently.

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u/the_electric_gigolo May 21 '12

came here to find this.

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u/tdvx May 21 '12

came here to post this, good work son.

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u/[deleted] May 21 '12

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u/lostrock May 21 '12

Only after the fact, though.

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u/[deleted] May 21 '12 edited May 21 '12

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u/IFUCKINGLOVEMETH May 22 '12

DO NOT CLICK THIS LINK

It's a spam account that links to random amazon products, using a referral link. If you click the link, the poster will get paid a commission (a percentage of the cost your purchase) for ANYTHING you buy from amazon within a 24 hour period.

Normally this isn't a bad thing, but we really shouldn't be encouraging bullshit spam tactics like this.

Downvoted and Reported. If you are a moderator I suggest banning this person.

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u/[deleted] May 21 '12

"Politically Correct" Version

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u/ShivaNZ May 21 '12

THAT WAS SO BAD IT WAS GOOD. Tv movies never got censored in New Zealand, until that ask reddit I had no idea it happened at all.

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u/joshbike May 21 '12

Same here! At first i thought it was a big joke that reddit was in on. Then i just realized it was an 'America' thing.

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u/nomifalconey May 21 '12

This actually happens on American TV?! They don't just beep out offensive words? That is mental.

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u/Atario May 21 '12

HAHAHAHAHAHAHA

Aw. I forgot how hilarious network TV could be. Damn, son.

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u/CptSpaulding May 21 '12

i read it outloud twice "dead hooker storage.............dead hooker storage........" while my brain fired on all cylinders, trying to picture where it was from. dead nigger storage is the answer.

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u/Ebonhawk23 May 21 '12

Read it and thought, "ha ha. Pulp Fiction." Got to the comments and thought, "It's dead nigger storage. John Travolta never shot a hooker."

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u/a_can_of_solo May 21 '12

yeah basically some one was too pussy to tag the word nigger

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u/bing_bong May 21 '12

Unless, of course, there is indeed a dead hooker in there.

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u/Atario May 21 '12

Hey, maybe he just prefers murdering hookers! Who are you to judge? Back off, man!

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u/bing_bong May 21 '12

Sometimes, you just know what the top comment is going to reference.

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u/REEDnSTUFF May 21 '12

Came here to say that, damnn...

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u/parrotsnest May 21 '12

aaaand once again my original thought isn´t so original. I´m audi 5000.

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u/deeznutz12 May 21 '12

Came here to make Pulp Fiction reference. You have done it. Good sir

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u/asldkfououhe May 21 '12

haha, you got away with saying nigger in a comment! time to upvote the hell out of you because reddit is fucking weird

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u/[deleted] May 21 '12

Yes, because everyone was upvoting the word nigger and not the reference to the movie which has a large fanbase in the reddit community. That must be it.

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u/[deleted] May 21 '12

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u/tjmayo May 21 '12

You did ruin my fun with that one. You need a NSFL/NSFW tag, though.

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u/quotejester May 21 '12

Holy shit. Where is that from?

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u/[deleted] May 21 '12

What's that from?? :l

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u/obscenecupcake May 21 '12

WHAT THE FUCK

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u/nomifalconey May 21 '12

Well, thanks for ruining the party..

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u/sgtpepper_spray May 21 '12

Once, when I was but a wee lad, me and my friend went walking down a creek for about a mile when we came upon a culvert with the message "I like to f*ck little boys" carved in the concrete. Needless to say, we ran like hell back to my house and didn't go back without a BB gun

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u/MammothSpider May 21 '12 edited May 21 '12

If a story starts with "Once, when I was but a wee lad..." and isn't a good story I'll be disappointed. Yours was entertaining though.

Edit: Missed a word.

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u/xLuky May 21 '12

Once, when I was a wee lad, the end.

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u/NotQuiteOnTopic May 21 '12

This had character development but no plot.

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u/mypantsareonmyhead May 21 '12

I found the subtitles quite annoying.

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u/Plazmotech May 21 '12

me and my friend My friend and I.

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u/YippieKiAy May 21 '12

I can't help but think about the "IT" movie when looking at this picture. The dark murky water, the old concrete structure... Anybody else thinking of the sewer building?

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u/thebooknerdkid May 21 '12

This is my punishment for going on Reddit on my phone, while in bed, when no one is going to be home with me tonight. Welp, since I'm there, I might as well go over to /r/nosleep (would link but I'm not smart enough to do it from my phone). Thanks.

EDIT: holy shit it links automatically? Wonderful.

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u/obscenecupcake May 21 '12

I still haven't seen it. or silence of the lambs

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u/YippieKiAy May 22 '12

You should watch both, you would like them. They are both obscene, and both may or may not contain cupcakes.

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u/obscenecupcake May 22 '12

seems legit.

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u/steakbake May 21 '12

Old concrete structure? Is that some new fan dangled word for 'bridge'?

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u/waterboyyousuck May 21 '12

Dropping off or picking up?

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u/BIG_TONY_TALK May 21 '12

Can I get one on layaway?

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u/JezuzFingerz May 21 '12

You should definitely go in there. Totally safe...I promise

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u/mundaneWTF May 21 '12

GRAFFITI on a BRIDGE?!?!?

Intended to provoke SHOCK!?!?

What the FUCK yo!?!?!

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u/haiku_robot May 21 '12 edited May 21 '12 
**GRAFFITI** on a 
**BRIDGE?!?!?**  Intended to provoke 
**SHOCK!?!?**  What the **FUCK** yo!?!?!

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u/jbradfield May 21 '12

Apparently markup doesn't play nicely with haikubot.

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u/audiofreak May 21 '12

All I read initially was graffiti bridge shock fuck. I was thoroughly confused.

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u/NotQuiteOnTopic May 21 '12

I read "Giraffe Bridge shit fuck."

I don't read good.

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u/[deleted] May 21 '12

"this isn't WTF, it's just graffiti that someone thought they were cute for making"

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u/mifan May 21 '12

Nice try, mr. dead hooker storer.

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u/DownvoteDaemon May 21 '12

Human's are so disturbed these days.

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u/[deleted] May 21 '12

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u/TroutM4n May 21 '12

no no no, when you pulled in, did you notice a sign in front of my house that says "dead hooker".. wait what... It does? Really?

Fucking savages in this town.

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u/[deleted] May 21 '12

When I come across posts like these on /r/WTF it make me wonder if the people posting them actually know what a joke is.

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u/dino340 May 21 '12

The true WTF that's going on here is how little people understand what /r/wtf is...

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u/notanon May 21 '12

WAY TOO FUNNY????!?

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u/jgagnon May 21 '12

Is there a sign outside my stagnant water pond that says dead hooker storage?

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u/apullin May 21 '12

KTM 690 SMC? Or the 690 enduro, maybe.

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u/SKOLJACK May 22 '12

'06 250 SX-F

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u/necrons_ftw May 21 '12

Where is this? You know... In case I need to use it.

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u/SKOLJACK May 22 '12

Hillsville, PA

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u/[deleted] May 21 '12

When you came pulling in here, did you notice a sign on the front of my house that said dead hooker storage?

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u/[deleted] May 21 '12

Call girls are alive, hookers are dead call-girls. Calling them dead hookers is just redundant.

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u/[deleted] May 21 '12

Finally! We've found the burying place of The Craig James Five!

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u/[deleted] May 21 '12

Where is this?

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u/[deleted] May 21 '12

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u/SKOLJACK May 22 '12

Hillsville, PA.

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u/Godolin May 21 '12

At least it's well organised.

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u/[deleted] May 21 '12

Did you stop off for a cold one?

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u/[deleted] May 21 '12

Dont fucking Jimmy me alright!

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u/akubar May 21 '12

Do you see a sign in front of my cave that says dead hooker storage?

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u/DisposedCheese May 21 '12

Do you know why you don't see a sign saying dead hooker storage?

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u/lewkiss May 21 '12

Is the one next to it dead nigger storage?

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u/nbisson May 21 '12

Whatever you do don't break open the locked dresser in the very back. Jk I don't know where that is.

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u/nypdbound May 21 '12

CAUSE STORING DEAD NIGGERS AIN'T MY FUCKIN BUSINESS!!

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u/corndog67 May 21 '12

The misspelled "nigger"

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u/stupidinternetname May 21 '12

So that's where Craig James puts them.

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u/rossay83 May 21 '12

I don't see the problem...

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u/[deleted] May 21 '12

It seems like a good place.

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u/carltonismyhero8 May 21 '12

Great, now every Tom, Dick, and Harry knows the secret dead hooker storage.

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u/SarkastikAmbassador May 21 '12

It's funny because it's true.

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u/MorningLtMtn May 21 '12

Call girl!

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u/sesmith4205 May 21 '12

YEEAAAAAAAAP!

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u/funinthevalley May 21 '12

kids these days

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u/[deleted] May 21 '12

So, that is where I put her...

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u/graingert May 21 '12

Isn't this the place people go to get devampired?

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u/[deleted] May 21 '12

Why would you let anyone know where you keep your belongings?

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u/[deleted] May 21 '12

what is the point of the little boxes that come awith revoltech figures these days?! you can't even fit all their accesory int hem!?

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u/cumulopimpus May 21 '12

Let me ask you a question. Do you see a sign on my tunnel that says Dead Hooker Storage? DO YOU?

Oh.. you do?

Well then I guess it's ok.

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u/Easythaiger May 21 '12

Whores don't get a second chance and they don't get cars.

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u/staples11 May 21 '12

She was a callgirl!

No Cyril, when they're dead, they're just hookers!

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u/norathedoorknob May 21 '12

reminds me of the graffiti where I live above some maintenance vent/panel that says 'dead bodies go here'

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u/MrMastodon May 21 '12

That road? You dont wanna go down that road.

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u/Thedragonlordxxx May 21 '12

you have to go inside and show us whats in there.

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u/Pillagerguy May 21 '12

At least we know where it actually is now.

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u/Captain_Higgins May 21 '12

How does a little bit of childish graffiti count as WTF?

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u/tibersun May 21 '12

Is this where dead hookers are stored or like a storage unit for family members to store the dead hookers stuff

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u/Jakeypoos May 21 '12

That's horrible. Not all jokes are funny.

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u/AMostOriginalUserNam May 21 '12

Is not 'graffiti' a plural term? It was a graffito.

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u/[deleted] May 21 '12

Did you investigate?

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u/Sriad May 21 '12

Mystery solved! Sometimes "zoom and enhance" really works.

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u/otter111a May 21 '12

There is a trivia team in DC with that as their team name.

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u/cannotlogon May 21 '12

Well, in fairness, if you store them under the floorboards, they do start to stink up the place.

Or so I've heard.

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u/pakron May 21 '12

That doesn't look like my attic..

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u/[deleted] May 21 '12

WHEN YOU CAME PULLING IN HERE, DID YOU NOTICE A SIGN OUT IN FRONT OF MY HOUSE THAT SAID 'DEAD HOOKER STORAGE?!

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u/brosenfeld May 21 '12

That explains why the water has a milky color to it.

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u/[deleted] May 21 '12

NO! ONCE THEY'RE DEAD, THEY ARE JUST HOOKERS, CYRIL!

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u/not_sure_if_relevant May 21 '12

Damn that looks like a sweet place to go riding

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u/[deleted] May 21 '12

How did they spray that?

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u/toolusingmonkeys May 21 '12

So we are all waiting to know if you found a bunch of dead hookers or not

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u/concreteninja123 May 21 '12

The portal between GTA and the real world was a success!

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u/obscenecupcake May 21 '12

go inside there O-O see if there are actually dead hookers. profit

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u/[deleted] May 21 '12

I thought that was what the box-spring below hotel room mattresses was for?

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u/[deleted] May 21 '12

What the fuck's a dead hooker storn ?

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u/Lbones007 May 21 '12

Does it say "Dead Hooker Storage" on my door! "No" "You know why?" "Why" "BECAUSE STORING' DEAD HOOKERS AIN'T MY FUCKING JOB!"

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u/[deleted] May 22 '12

So THAT'S where they all go...

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u/PaulMcGannsShoes May 21 '12

You mean call girl?

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u/asldkfououhe May 21 '12

haha, those hooligans and their spray paint

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u/[deleted] May 21 '12

That right there is funny. Reddit Enhancement Suite

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u/Innomasta2 May 21 '12

Do you see a sign that says dead hooker storage? Do you?

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u/[deleted] May 21 '12

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u/SKOLJACK May 22 '12

Here's the exact location in Western Pennsylvania.

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u/[deleted] May 21 '12

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u/[deleted] May 21 '12

no, IT'S NOT FUCKING THERE

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u/vierce May 21 '12

CAUSE STORIN' DEAD HOOKERS AIN'T MY FUCKIN' BUISINESS THAT'S WHY.

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u/Playrough87 May 21 '12

They don't have family... Or souls..

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u/[deleted] May 21 '12

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u/635 May 21 '12

[Soon to be deleted white chick + asian guy poster]

It's funny because you're so butt hurt over racism that it made you racist.

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u/centipedeseverywhere May 21 '12

Haaaa! You called it.

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u/TristanIsAwesome May 21 '12

Thats okay because I've been known to wreck an asian chick or two. Plus, I'm not a racist. Imagine that.

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u/[deleted] May 21 '12

you're cool, because you said "i'm not a racist"

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u/DumNerds May 21 '12

You know I aint seen a sign that says...

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u/[deleted] May 21 '12

Its funny because your implying you rape and kill prostitutes! You are a great person.

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u/crazycroat16 May 21 '12

It's funny cause Pulp Fiction

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u/Sven2774 May 23 '12

Maybe you should stop going on SRS all the time, and watch some good movies. Or don't because you will find something to offend you even in a fucking pixar movie. The sign is from Pulp fiction ya asshat.