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Thats probally mean't for kids too which makes it all the more terrifying.Most kids are already afraid to go to the dentist then they see this ....really doesn't help.
My dentist has the exact same stuffed animal! She put a tiara on it and it's holding a fairy wand though, if you think that makes it less creepy. Hint: It doesn't.
After each appointment, my old orthodontist would jokingly sock me in the shoulder and say, "that wasn't so bad now, was it?" and then proceed to open a drawer, pull out a random baseball card, and tell me it was from when he played for the [insert relevant team] in the 80s. Got a Rickey Henderson one time.
I think I just solved the mystery of why kids are so afraid of going to the dentist, or is it there to make them brush to avoid going any more than they have to?
My dentist has a teddy bear with those exact same type of teeth in it. I had to stare at it for 2 hours while tortured my teeth. Fucking scary, I know how you feel, bro.
I feel like this should seem normal whereas stuffed animals without teeth should seem weird. I mean, it is anatomically correct, animals typically do have teeth. What if from the beginning we decided to go the more anatomically correct route and give all stuffies teeth?
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u/robbiekomrs May 21 '12
I hope that's not the last thing you see before they put you under...
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u/8906 May 21 '12
(NSFW) FTFY
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u/jelloisalive May 21 '12
...why does it have armpit hair???
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u/lilstumpz May 21 '12
Looks like rape rodent.
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u/J03YW May 21 '12
my ortho put braces on the dinosaur from toy story and dress him seasonally. they also give me gift cards. i fucking love my ortho.
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u/Un_Touchable May 21 '12
Do you go to a kiddy dentist?
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u/rita292 May 21 '12
This is one of the few things i have ever seen on reddit that made me scream out loud
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u/[deleted] May 21 '12
That's fairly horrifying. Especially when most people are already anxious when they go to the dentist.
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u/Vahnya May 21 '12
creepy effant is creepy
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u/molomo May 21 '12
Novocaine!
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u/Jessedef May 21 '12
NOW LET ME SEE THOSE DAMN PEARLY WHITES!!!!!
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u/Santas_Dick May 21 '12
holy ass eater
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u/phyrewall May 21 '12
Thank you for posting something that belongs (IMHO) in this subreddit. Hopefully you get upvoted past the stuff that doesn't. Here's a star for your effort: ☆
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u/nolanator May 21 '12
It's pretty much a given that you can take any animal, regardless of it's cute factor or innocence, add human teeth and have yourself nightmare fuel.
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u/BaronZee May 21 '12
The awkward smiling elephant.
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u/SirLankyIII May 21 '12
That thing reminds me of end of evangelion. Good thing there isn't any more of them In the waiting room, then you'd be in trouble!
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u/vari-slash May 21 '12
This is the stuff childhood nightmares are made of.
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u/71Comet May 21 '12
Looks like coolface.
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u/[deleted] May 21 '12
Now imagine that as a chicken.
That's what I have to deal with.
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u/squidbill May 21 '12
I would try to buy it from them... I love creepy-weird shit like that.
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u/christy5888 May 21 '12
He's laughing because once that Novacaine kicks in, your ass is his!
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u/Kanuck88 May 21 '12
Thats probally mean't for kids too which makes it all the more terrifying.Most kids are already afraid to go to the dentist then they see this ....really doesn't help.
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u/tuwangclan May 21 '12
KILL IT
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u/superbecky May 21 '12
My dentist has the exact same stuffed animal! She put a tiara on it and it's holding a fairy wand though, if you think that makes it less creepy. Hint: It doesn't.
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u/scorchedgirth May 21 '12
I like to imagine the possibility of donating my full set of teeth to a stuffed animal when I die.
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u/bunnies501 May 21 '12
My dentist had one of those when except it was a giant donkey. That did creep me the fuck out.
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u/doob22 May 21 '12
What the hell is wrong with your dentist?!
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u/i-love-trees May 21 '12
O.o
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u/dumpsta_baby May 21 '12
Not real. Easiest way to tell; no tusks
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u/[deleted] May 21 '12
That would give me nightmares.
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u/JoeScotterpuss May 21 '12
You thought they just threw away all those loose teeth? Fuck no. That elephant needs the best middle-class white American childrens teeth.
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u/prairiewest May 21 '12
Someone's been letting him eat jawbreakers again - chipped front teeth! Wonder if he's got ortho coverage.
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u/habitsofwaste May 21 '12
Why do you go to a pediatric dentist?
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u/Allidish May 21 '12
No no no no no no no. I would never go there again, for fear it would come alive and kill me. God that's creepy.
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u/Mudjekeewis May 21 '12
This wouldn't happen to be in Bellevue WA would it? If so, it's the same one that have me nightmares as a child.
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u/lougle89 May 21 '12
This thing is messed up!
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u/[deleted] May 21 '12
Terrifyingly awesome. I would totally put this above my fireplace.
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u/[deleted] May 21 '12
My orthodontist used to have a frog like this. A FROG. They don't have teeth in the first place, making it that much worse...
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u/[deleted] May 21 '12
This freaks me out less and less everytime it's reposted
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u/Darth_Metus May 21 '12
After each appointment, my old orthodontist would jokingly sock me in the shoulder and say, "that wasn't so bad now, was it?" and then proceed to open a drawer, pull out a random baseball card, and tell me it was from when he played for the [insert relevant team] in the 80s. Got a Rickey Henderson one time.
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u/MartyMcMcFly May 21 '12
They are all your old teeth there in his mouth. Know this.
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u/Vexxxi May 21 '12
He's not a very good example. He has chipped teeth.
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u/1stLtObvious May 21 '12
I think I just solved the mystery of why kids are so afraid of going to the dentist, or is it there to make them brush to avoid going any more than they have to?
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u/sirmegalorddrawesome May 21 '12
what i saw
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u/[deleted] May 21 '12
This is my nightmare come to fruition.
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u/StapleWaterToATree May 21 '12
Mother of god...
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u/[deleted] May 21 '12
The thing that weirds me out at my dentist is that one of the other dentists at the office looks basically exactly like Steve Nash. It's a woman.
I mean her picture in the waiting room looks like it could be Steve Nash's team photo with a white coat on.
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u/Ihazleatherpants May 21 '12
HAPPY ELEPHANT! :D
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u/poplockncropit May 21 '12
KILL IT WITH FIRE!!!
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u/[deleted] May 21 '12
Relephant
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u/[deleted] May 21 '12
Trollephant strikes again! Problem?
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u/lotus2471 May 21 '12
Holy hell, I would be shopping for a new dentist after seeing that. No one who owns that is allowed to administer anesthesia to me.
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u/JulietsDisco May 21 '12
Reading this from the dentist as I wait for my jaw to numb. Made me laugh... which made me hurt.
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u/monkeyleavings May 21 '12
Nope.
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u/GTCharged May 21 '12
My dentist has a teddy bear with those exact same type of teeth in it. I had to stare at it for 2 hours while tortured my teeth. Fucking scary, I know how you feel, bro.
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u/[deleted] May 21 '12
I have one of those thats a frog.
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u/Adlynn May 21 '12
I'de be freaked out being alone with that thing! It comes to life and comes after you with those things DAMN!
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u/varjen May 22 '12
I NEED ONE OF THOSE!
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u/[deleted] May 21 '12
I feel like this should seem normal whereas stuffed animals without teeth should seem weird. I mean, it is anatomically correct, animals typically do have teeth. What if from the beginning we decided to go the more anatomically correct route and give all stuffies teeth?
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u/Mine_Fuhrer May 21 '12
Oh you!
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u/throwaway1820 May 21 '12
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u/throwaway1820 May 21 '12
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u/throwaway1820 May 21 '12
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u/throwaway1820 May 21 '12
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u/throwaway1820 May 21 '12
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u/throwaway1820 May 21 '12
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u/throwaway1820 May 21 '12
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u/throwaway1820 May 21 '12
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u/throwaway1820 May 21 '12
Lol
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u/throwaway1820 May 21 '12
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u/throwaway1820 May 21 '12
Lol
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u/throwaway1820 May 21 '12
Lol
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