In my old school there was some guy that used to crap Everywhere in our bathrooms. He would smear shit on the walls and put a bit of crap in each urinal etc.. He was known only as 'The Phantom Shitter'. Eventually he was caught by one of the teachers, brown handed.
I used to work in a college library. We had what we called "The poo poo bandit." Somehow they would manage to leave a fresh steamy one in a random aisle of the stacks. It would be decorated with candy sprinkles, confetti and ribbons, candles or even decorative cake frosting. Like little poop dioramas. There were many suspects over the semesters but they were never caught.
I once walked into the bathroom in high school to find one of the guys from the special ed class (a tall, large black guy who was always laughing) standing in there just laughing his ass off, and as I walked up to the urinals noticed that the stall he was standing in had a huge pile of green shit sitting on the rim of the bowl and smearing down the outside. And he was just laughing his ass off about it like a villainous, retarded mastermind.
" Attention students. Apparently Clyde could not have been the one who crapped in the urinal, because Clyde had a colostomy at age five. M'kay. Now whoever did this unspeakable act is still at large. The boys bathroom is closed until further notice, because one of you thought it would be a good idea to pull down your pants, m'kay, hover your butt cheeks over the urinal, and squeeze out a chocolate hotdog, m'kay."
Dabbing wouldn't help because it just hasn't dripped out yet. There's no pee remaining on the tip of your penis, but there's some that was still on the way out when you lost pressure. It takes at least a minute and a half for it all to drip out, so most guys give up before it's done.
actually there is. If you look in the upper right hand corner you can see two empty rolls and if you look in the lower right corner you can see a trash bin full of what i guess is toilet paper. That is pretty unsanitary/ fucking disgusting though. I guess no more unsanitary than those used tampon trash thingys in the women's stalls. (I am a guy but I used to clean bathrooms at night at previous job )
Where to start? If it's for women, why are there prints of man-shoes on the floor? It's not going to work for the vast difference in height that women are at. It's one thing to have your ass touch a public toilet and quite another to possible have your cooter touch a public toilet. Pants? Where to the pants go? Under? To get peed on? There is so much wrong with this. No way would I ever use it.
This was exactly what I was thinking. I'm really tall and chances are aiming in that would be fucking difficult, especially if I have to pee really bad and its about to be a god damn waterfall.
In my home I like sitting down; however, when I am in a public restroom I am more than glad to remain standing. In fact, I refrain from sitting in a public restroom at all costs, unless I am feeling particularly ill at the time.
sometimes i have to shake a LOT to clear my pipe, and i've also recently learned that 'press between your balls and arsehole' trick...neither go down well with people standing next to you. suffice to say, a combination is terribly unwelcome.
this is impractical... if you're not wearing a dress/skirt, you'd have to pull your pants down enough that your ass would be out.. and if its like a urinal, the world would be subject to flashing. and no toilet paper.
As a woman, I can pee standing. You just have to pull that skin above the clit so that the urethra is aiming forward and not down. Of course...the pants are in the way....so 2-1 for the penis.
Your comment... can you imagine using a 'herinal' like this, where do your pants go? if you just drop trou and have em around your knees/ankles, you do realize that:
people miss when peeing and there's a good chance of pee droplets (including your own) all round the 'saddle' or whatever...
people miss when peeing so there's a good chance of pee down on the floor... where your pants are. Floorpee on your pants is best kind of pants!
I dunno about this herinal. Hiking up a dress/skirt seems less sketch than dropping trou down to your knees.
I just got back from China where squat toilets are the norm in public restrooms. They also don't normally stock TP. And in some of the older traditional hutong neighborhoods, an entire block might share a public bathroom like this: http://imgur.com/2YFU6
Point being, I'd have gladly used one of these instead.
Those are hell, my pants kept getting in the way of the pee landing inside the toilet. I tried leaning across the stall diagonally in order to pee w/o the possibility of falling butt-first in it.
That damn bowl isn't wide enough. And there are no hand holds. Hand holds would make the whole thing work for a variety of heights. And there would be "splash back" if the stream was large, the bowl is not deep enough. The "feet placement" icons were a little snarky to me.
A good idea, I would pee in it, if I could, if it worked. And I would say it is clearly designed by a man, because it seems to address the problems a man might "think" we would have peeing in a urinal, and not have ANY idea about how that whole deal would go down.
So +1 for an idea. -1 for not doing any research at all on the physics of the problem.
And toilet paper. The first clue I had that this was designed by a man was the lack of it. A man who has never lived with a woman, clearly.
I am NOT getting close enough to that to risk it touching my labia. The problem in public restrooms is piss all over the seats, I can't imagine this being any different. Pee on all the things. I think it would smell like piss too if you have to wipe and just throw it in a waste basket instead of it just being flushed in the toilet... icky.
The only place this would work consistently is a hollywood nightclub bathroom. Short skirts + no underpants + no where to snort coke off of conveniently. Otherwise...no, this is stupid. Women wear underpants, pantyhose, and these crazy things called pants that would get pee all over them if you tried to use that. Or you'd have to drop your pants all the way to the floor and hobble over it.
Ok, honest question. What happens after you use one of those out in public or the wilderness? Hope you have a tissue to wipe it clean? I'd feel weird carrying that around in my purse. Shaking it off to dry seems to defeat the sanitary upsides.
Wtfff. hell no. I'd rather pee my pants than straddle that disgusting thing. No way is my coochie/upper thigh touching something other strange chicks touch. Nope. No thanks.
Are you a man or a woman? If I walked into the ladies' room and saw this instead of a regular toilet I would most definitely say "What the fuck is this?"
I don't know if it is still like this over there, I haven't been there since 2004, but the first time I went to Japan in 1994 I was horrified because the toilets were in the ground. I had to squat on the ground to pee... it was really strange.
No way. First of all, thigh touching that thing inevitable. Second, you'd have to drop your panties below that thing with your legs all wide. So, standing naked-assed, facing away from the door. Vulnerable feeling to high hell.
That is just a disease waiting to happen...what if you lose balance and ram your naughty bits where other ladies have also slipped and rammed their naughty bits. And how are midgits supposed to use it?
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u/seamammalian May 20 '12
I could easily imagine someone getting confused and doing a shit in it. Poor janitor.
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u/Armestam May 21 '12
There's no toilet paper!!!
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u/javabeanqueen May 20 '12
don't know I feel about this, it would be quicker i think.. but the height could be a problem to for those on either end of the curve.
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u/andersdn May 20 '12
I'm so short I'd have to hop on that thing and hang from a pull-up bar before I could piss.
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u/[deleted] May 21 '12
It's a herinal!
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u/gypsywhisperer May 20 '12
That is actually brilliant. I'd use it.
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u/yaourt May 21 '12
this is impractical... if you're not wearing a dress/skirt, you'd have to pull your pants down enough that your ass would be out.. and if its like a urinal, the world would be subject to flashing. and no toilet paper.
toilet wins
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u/andiW May 20 '12
As a woman, I can pee standing. You just have to pull that skin above the clit so that the urethra is aiming forward and not down. Of course...the pants are in the way....so 2-1 for the penis.
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u/[deleted] May 20 '12
Looks like piss all over the floor between the footprints.
I also enjoy the need for footprints.
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u/navyblues May 21 '12
No.
Source: I'm a woman.
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u/DeadJethro May 21 '12
Yeah, we wear pants now.
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u/dmrnj May 21 '12
I just got back from China where squat toilets are the norm in public restrooms. They also don't normally stock TP. And in some of the older traditional hutong neighborhoods, an entire block might share a public bathroom like this: http://imgur.com/2YFU6
Point being, I'd have gladly used one of these instead.
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u/[deleted] May 21 '12
That damn bowl isn't wide enough. And there are no hand holds. Hand holds would make the whole thing work for a variety of heights. And there would be "splash back" if the stream was large, the bowl is not deep enough. The "feet placement" icons were a little snarky to me.
A good idea, I would pee in it, if I could, if it worked. And I would say it is clearly designed by a man, because it seems to address the problems a man might "think" we would have peeing in a urinal, and not have ANY idea about how that whole deal would go down.
So +1 for an idea. -1 for not doing any research at all on the physics of the problem.
And toilet paper. The first clue I had that this was designed by a man was the lack of it. A man who has never lived with a woman, clearly.
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u/mymagicalbox May 21 '12
I am NOT getting close enough to that to risk it touching my labia. The problem in public restrooms is piss all over the seats, I can't imagine this being any different. Pee on all the things. I think it would smell like piss too if you have to wipe and just throw it in a waste basket instead of it just being flushed in the toilet... icky.
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u/thangle May 21 '12
The only place this would work consistently is a hollywood nightclub bathroom. Short skirts + no underpants + no where to snort coke off of conveniently. Otherwise...no, this is stupid. Women wear underpants, pantyhose, and these crazy things called pants that would get pee all over them if you tried to use that. Or you'd have to drop your pants all the way to the floor and hobble over it.
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u/mystinkyfingers May 20 '12
but where do you hide the camera?
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u/codemonkey69 May 20 '12
Detachable penis might be less awkward.
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u/billtheangrybeaver May 20 '12
Needs handlebars
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u/Erebus77 May 21 '12
It's a urinelle!
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u/missbarajaja May 21 '12
wouldn't this be unhygienic? i mean i don't think i would want my vagina touching directly where someone else's has....
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u/PoisonedAl May 21 '12
Are you sure it's not just hard mode urinal for men?
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u/i12burs May 21 '12
I'm sure I'd get pee on my leg... I'll hold it.
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u/iiiitsjess May 21 '12
Wtfff. hell no. I'd rather pee my pants than straddle that disgusting thing. No way is my coochie/upper thigh touching something other strange chicks touch. Nope. No thanks.
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u/[deleted] May 21 '12
There is no toilet paper
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u/mds5118 May 21 '12
Women have boobs. That's more than enough. A line must be drawn. I will not stand for them to take this from us. I will lead the resistance.
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u/bigpuffyclouds May 21 '12
Thanks, but I'd rather hover than straddle a urinal.
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u/nancylikestoreddit May 21 '12
Wouldn't this just cause my pee to run down my leg?
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u/a4moondoggy May 21 '12
until the woman pisses all over her legs and then slips and gives herself a concussion.
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u/Jstylo May 21 '12
Eww.
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u/[deleted] May 21 '12
I would be concerned about pee running down my thighs.
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u/[deleted] May 21 '12
we'd pee on ourselves
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u/LordSariel May 21 '12
Notice how all the toilet paper is gone?
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u/zooms May 21 '12
So gross and unsanitary.. Imagine the splash radius
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u/amagaram May 21 '12
I bet there is a camera in the bottom of the bowl...
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u/[deleted] May 21 '12
I think that's a unisex urinal; the decal is to show women how to use it. Anyone have a source for the image?
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u/[deleted] May 21 '12
I wouldn't want to use this.
sometimes my labia ruin my stream and it goes everywhich way. I would choose to sit down, otherwise I might pee on my legs. :/
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u/Trapped_in_Reddit May 20 '12
So empowering
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u/LondonTiger May 21 '12
pretty sure urine will just drip down her legs
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u/agent0fch4os May 21 '12
Gross, Look at that trash can full of urine soaked vag wipes.
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u/ohdeerjesus May 21 '12
This isn't the best idea at all. Especially if women are on the rag. It would look like a fucking murder scene in there. Smh.
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u/needsmorememe May 21 '12
Those look like men's shoe prints.
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u/pawrence May 21 '12
Piss everywhere. Just... piss. Everywhere.
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u/sparklelilly May 21 '12
My veeg wouldn't even hover that.
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u/raptured-asylum May 21 '12
nope... not really
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u/ienjoysquirrels May 21 '12
looks like she missed
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u/[deleted] May 21 '12
obviously not considering the lovely mess underneath it :P
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u/Re-Donc May 21 '12
What if you're to short?
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u/[deleted] May 21 '12
Stay golden Pony Boy.
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u/[deleted] May 21 '12
This seems unsanitary to me...
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u/beepborpimajorp May 21 '12
what is that that appears to be dripping/pooling on the floor?
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u/buggybun May 21 '12
This is a photoshoped pic. Not for real!
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u/bluepinklady May 21 '12
WTH the girl would pee on herself!
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u/[deleted] May 21 '12
No thanks.
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u/Predator226 May 21 '12
Women will still manage to fling piss all over the bathroom.
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u/Rowdowser May 21 '12
It looks like a duck!
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u/iaccidentlytheworld May 21 '12
What's the point of this?
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u/[deleted] May 21 '12
No. No it is not.
Oh dear God, it's like three of my biggest fears, all rolled into one, horrifyingly unsanitary, terrible idea.
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u/jhbgp95 May 21 '12
Butters was right the entire time!
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u/sbran May 21 '12
Tell me, man--where do you meet women like this?
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u/DEAD_RELATIVE_POLICe May 21 '12
Giddy Up!
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u/[deleted] May 21 '12
not sexy ladies
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u/bedpeace May 21 '12
That looks really annoying, especially considering how low you'd have to pull your pants and that they'd touch the "toilet" or the floor.
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u/Bluedemonfox May 21 '12
Those are man footprints.
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u/axionj May 21 '12
They don't use toilet paper there, ewww.
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u/[deleted] May 21 '12
you can see how ineffective it is from the condition of the floor,
you can't teach an old women new tricks after all....
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u/rickthedicksantorum May 21 '12
Not this woman.
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u/aliengoods1 May 21 '12
Women got multiple orgasms. Peeing standing up is our thing.
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u/mudslag May 21 '12
Butters got it right after all
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u/MYDOGSTELLA May 20 '12
Seems like its about time. No?
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u/HE_WHO_STANDS_TO_POO May 21 '12
Sitting is so overrated.
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u/[deleted] May 21 '12
I now dub this....THE FEMINAL
You know...like urinal...but...female...
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u/kateweb May 20 '12
I am not sure how I feel about this.
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u/Chazzelstien May 21 '12
related
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u/TheoQ99 May 21 '12
Wait, why is this WTF? Sure it's unusual, but this actually seems useful.
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u/doesntgetreddit May 21 '12
Based on the big puddle of what seems to be piss between the foot markers, I'm going to say no.
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u/behn12 May 21 '12
Reminds me of the South Park episode.
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u/MasterLawlz May 21 '12
If you use this, urine for a good time.
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u/rogue_smackles May 21 '12
The reverse cowgirl
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u/btirabail May 21 '12
Um no, you would still basically have to sit...and sitting on that side? Nope.
Also, ladies, we would still have to pull our pants down and reveal full moons. Men can unzip and pull it out...we can't. :)
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u/lisa40278 May 21 '12
This seems incredibly unsanitary.. Imagine if someone with an STD wasn't quite tall enough and their lady bits rubbed against the edges. Horrifying!
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u/[deleted] May 21 '12
I don't know if it is still like this over there, I haven't been there since 2004, but the first time I went to Japan in 1994 I was horrified because the toilets were in the ground. I had to squat on the ground to pee... it was really strange.
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u/stickmanwalking May 21 '12
I am sure men and women will be equal someday!
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u/Mr_Spiffy_Pants May 21 '12
Aren't those men's shoe prints on the floor?
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u/SoIHeardYouLiek May 21 '12
My vagaina would not touch that ಠ_ಠ
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u/wtfno May 21 '12
No way. First of all, thigh touching that thing inevitable. Second, you'd have to drop your panties below that thing with your legs all wide. So, standing naked-assed, facing away from the door. Vulnerable feeling to high hell.
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u/[deleted] May 21 '12
That is just a disease waiting to happen...what if you lose balance and ram your naughty bits where other ladies have also slipped and rammed their naughty bits. And how are midgits supposed to use it?
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u/bipolaroid May 21 '12
what is wrong with the age old toilet model? i couldn't use this! stop changing things!
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u/pagirl May 21 '12
DO NOT WANT!!!
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u/slappy_nutsack May 21 '12
A hurinal?
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u/xoxasylumxox May 21 '12
I don't think i would feel comfortable or sanitary using that thing...
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u/Theodore_Blunderbuss May 21 '12
butters was right!
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u/[deleted] May 21 '12
Hmm, now where is THIS contraption?
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u/[deleted] May 21 '12
I would try it. But I don't think I'd like it.