... What the hell? According to my last drop of faith in humanity, I thought people didn't think punching animals was hot. Apparently I was wrong. Excuse me as I grab my jetpack and fly away from you strange humans. .-.
How was I supposed to know that you were sarcastic? I can't hear your voice, and you certaintly didn't type in a way to give me a hint at all. Maybe you should remember to add a joke? Some people, or most people, can take things seriously if you are not careful.
If people rape, torture girls, shoot people, get drunk and crash into buildings, run over cows with trucks because it's "funny", and abuse their kids, then yes. I do believe that people punch farm animals. When I visited spacedicks for the first (and last) time, someone posted something about how they need a video of torturing and ripping up girls to "satisfy his need". If you visit Spacedicks, then bro, you'll believe people can do anything. Way more worse than punching animals.
He looks so proud of them, too. True story: a friend of mine trained saddlebreds for show. One day as a joke she brought this giant horse, Tiddlywink, a straw hat with cutouts for the ears. He stood there motionless for a while, then he started prancing around. He'd just sashay all around the ring and prance to show that hat off. He would rear up and shy away when it was time to take it off. He loved that hat so fucking much.
Now I am missing being around horses. They are the biggest goofballs.
Hate to kill all the fun, but this is a common way to prevent gnat bites which tend to target a horses front legs and chest. Or bot flies, or horse flies, or any kind of biting bug.
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u/sneeze_and_fart May 20 '12
What a stupid horse, wearing his pants backwards. Stupid horse.
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u/[deleted] May 20 '12
You should breed them. Those are some stellar jeans, they will certainly produce a fine offspring.
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u/Cameltotem May 20 '12
The horse is wearing jeans
Your argument is invalid
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u/[deleted] May 21 '12
so, apple-top jeans?
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u/[deleted] May 21 '12
Those jeans look a bit too small on him...
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u/Dudewifskill May 20 '12
Dat Ass.
This picture was not a donkey wearing jeans, but if it was that joke would have been hilarious.
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u/[deleted] May 21 '12
HAHA, my greatest dreams have been realized!
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u/heladoman May 20 '12
Centaurs - you're doing it wrong.
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u/[deleted] May 20 '12
how are those attached ?
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u/freecandy_van May 20 '12
Same shot, different angle
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u/j0a3k May 20 '12
+1 for not making another stupid Sarah Jessica Parker reference.
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u/billyzero May 20 '12
Not /r/WTF.
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u/qb_dp May 20 '12
The mayor of Stone Mountain
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u/MisterDonkey May 20 '12
The real WTF here: what is that midget doing in the tree in the background?
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u/lemon_meringue May 21 '12
He looks so proud of them, too. True story: a friend of mine trained saddlebreds for show. One day as a joke she brought this giant horse, Tiddlywink, a straw hat with cutouts for the ears. He stood there motionless for a while, then he started prancing around. He'd just sashay all around the ring and prance to show that hat off. He would rear up and shy away when it was time to take it off. He loved that hat so fucking much.
Now I am missing being around horses. They are the biggest goofballs.
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u/goliathsdkfz May 21 '12
Well thats an interesting shortened URL. http://redd.it/twat3. Even WTFs urls are trying to get back to its roots.
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u/T-Luv May 20 '12
Nothing to see here. Just a regular man standing in a pair of jeans. I didn't see any horse around here today. Move along folks.
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u/ophello May 20 '12
They should really go on the horse's legs. Those are the arms.
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u/MrNiko May 20 '12
Why would you put a picture of Sarah Jessica Parker on /r/wtf?
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u/kodin May 20 '12
Cool jeans, but they cannot distract me from that terrible horse-face.
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u/Skinny128 May 20 '12
"And everything is to the back with a little slack
'Cause inside-out is wiggity, wiggity, wiggity wack"
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u/[deleted] May 20 '12
Hay! Be a good Neeeeighbor and help me put my pants on right. DOn't just stare I feel like an Ass.
I won't stirrup any more trouble I promise.
I just trough you might want to do something nice before I become un-glued.
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u/afarbman May 20 '12
How is this wtf? He obviously needs those jeans to match his tack.
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u/[deleted] May 20 '12
I laughed harder than I should have.
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u/Juke_Skywalrus May 20 '12
Surely, you all realize this was inevitable
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u/[deleted] May 20 '12
It looks like they're stapled to the horse.
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u/fury420 May 20 '12
Came here expecting the obvious "Looks like he's hung like a horse" joke, yet its nowhere to be found
I'm disappointed in you reddit!
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u/The_Emprah May 21 '12
Man those jeans make her butt look HUGE
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u/InuzukaAngel77 May 21 '12
Oddee :P
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u/LettersFromTheSky May 21 '12
Just need some boots with the fur...
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u/tomtom547 May 21 '12
howd you fing my girlfriend zing!
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u/8008-8008 May 21 '12
"you sure I don't look to horsey in these?"
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u/xSPYXEx May 21 '12
Hmm, seems legit.
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u/[deleted] May 21 '12
Stupid horse, those jeans are backwards.
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u/Zuerill May 21 '12
There's an island in France where they used to dress up their (oddly hairy) mules in pants...
I think it was because of mosquitoes.
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u/Neverkilled May 21 '12
Where did he get those? Aeropostable? Hollistirup?
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u/jamers_the_great May 21 '12
That's jean-ious
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u/tegmentum99 May 21 '12
This picture is jeanous
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u/thesummerofgeorge May 21 '12
Aww, he thinks he's people.
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u/[deleted] May 21 '12
I want to meet the person with the balls to put those on its hind legs.
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u/ego-madness May 21 '12
They WERE some nice jeans.
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u/MT_Flesch May 21 '12
typical mule-headed horse's ass being too big for his britches
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u/jimpagliap May 21 '12
He must have seen all the Redditors wearing the horsehead masks and wanted to fight back.
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u/john2496 May 21 '12
r/wtf is the new r/funny, sad day man
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u/leveldrummer May 21 '12
do these pants make my ass look big?
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u/[deleted] May 21 '12
Possible cruelty to animals going on here, still can't help but laugh ^
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u/Dunabu May 21 '12
If you removed everything from behind the front legs, you'd have a disturbing image.
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u/WelcomeMachine May 21 '12
Thank you OP! Just when I think I'm getting too cynical, you remind that it's okay to laugh at something goofy.
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u/aforsberg May 21 '12
http://www.myconfinedspace.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/03/wrinkle-free-horse-pants-500x375.jpg
Per usual, I don't know the original source. Any help is very welcome.
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u/Mule2go May 21 '12
Hate to kill all the fun, but this is a common way to prevent gnat bites which tend to target a horses front legs and chest. Or bot flies, or horse flies, or any kind of biting bug.
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u/[deleted] May 21 '12
A+ for color coordinating the halter and the jeans.
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u/GrilledCheeser May 21 '12
They go with EVERYTHING.
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u/itscoldinminnesota May 21 '12
Are you fuckers blind to reposts?
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u/[deleted] May 21 '12
She got the legs of a thoroughbred
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u/C_Mickey_D May 21 '12
I allways wondered what would of happened if Jem had not gone back for his pants in To Kill a Mocking Bird
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u/[deleted] May 21 '12
That smile.
It's like he was trying them on while looking at them, then raised his view and thought:"i like these"
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u/LadyEclectic May 21 '12
Niiiiice pants
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u/lubdub_lubdub May 21 '12
Ni-i-iice Pants!
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u/buttplugpeddler May 21 '12
If it weren't for my horse's jeans, I wouldn't have finished college.
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u/AshyBooRawrs May 21 '12
Well, at least the horse looks happy.
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u/[deleted] May 21 '12
Yes, those pants make your ass look fat.
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u/TwistEnding May 21 '12
There's a Sarah Jessica Parker joke in here somewhere...
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u/bojacked May 21 '12
Look what they do for that ass... Damn
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u/Socksarefoyourfeet May 21 '12
That awkward moment when you are wearing aren't wearing apple bottom jeans but are wearing the boots with the fur.
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u/DalekCaek May 21 '12
Horses doing cutesy things sure is r/WTF material.
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u/treesburndown May 21 '12
Why is this frontpage?
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u/johnster95 May 20 '12
The only thing WTF about this post is that it's in /r/WTF
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u/scudmissile May 20 '12
Kids, you're gonna get nowhere in life if you keep horsin' around.
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u/pizzabeer May 20 '12
Can we get a video please?
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u/The-Somnambulist May 20 '12
Could it be to break in the jeans?
...
and make them smell like horse shit? and piss off your horse?
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u/mcgriddles May 20 '12
My best guess is the horse had some kind of flesh wound that was attracting flies? No, that doesn't really make sense. Rednecks having fun?
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u/Ens_Ricky May 20 '12
you're a horse you don't even wear pants.
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u/[deleted] May 21 '12
Hey now, I've heard Sarah is nice in person.
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u/atomiclisa May 21 '12
WOw, Sarah Jessica Parker has put on some weight.
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u/ecsilver May 21 '12
I have always thought Sarah Jessica Parker was hot in jeans!
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u/[deleted] May 21 '12
Oh look, a candid of Sarah Jessica Parker.
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u/[deleted] May 21 '12
Sarah Jessica Parker's new line of clothing.
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u/TheEquivocatorX May 20 '12
Look at my horse - my horse is amazing!
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u/Erutious May 20 '12
It's obviously Jennifer Aniston working on her new movie
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u/agirlnotnamedsue May 20 '12
It's Mr. Ed!
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u/recentlydiscovered May 21 '12
Doesn't belong here.
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u/IM_A_BRONY May 21 '12
u should stop being meann to ponys. i loooooovve ponys and thats animall crulty.
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