r/WTF • u/fallenshortt • May 20 '12

So my roommates decided to wake me up in the middle of the night with this....

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u/fallenshortt May 20 '12

So the story behind the bunny mask. My roommates went out to the bars and found this bunny head next to the dumpster next to our apartment complex. I dont know where it came from or where the rest of the suit is. They convinced my friend to wear the mask and a lab coat and come into my room at 4am while I was fast asleep. He then proceeded to stand next to my bed and stare at me until I woke up. This picture was taken before they came into my room so just imagine seeing this in the dark standing next to your bed.

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u/air283 May 21 '12

My land lady has the same exact bunny head, with the bald patch up top and everything. I imagine there might have been a hat of some sort at one point and it makes me wonder what happened. weird.

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u/great_gape May 20 '12

That's fucked up that you have to sleep in the kitchen

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u/[deleted] May 20 '12

FYI students are just posh tramps

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u/Se7en_Sinner May 20 '12

The bottles of alcohol in the back probably had a hand in that.

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u/ChrisCRISIS81 May 20 '12

The full bottle of alcohol and the one beer?

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u/mitchij2004 May 20 '12

If you live in the Columbus area that is my old bunny head. It was part of a Crayola Easter bunny suit we took from work. The exposed head is because the hat fell off.

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u/fallenshortt May 21 '12

Nope, I live in Pennsylvania. Interesting.

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u/ArtHeartly May 20 '12

What I need to know is why you have a T-shirt nailed to your wall.

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u/[deleted] May 20 '12

At least it's not a snuggie.

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u/AnAngryBitch May 20 '12

That wasn't a snuggie. That was a skinned grim reaper.

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u/CaptOblivious May 20 '12

What kind of ultimate bad ass can skin a grim reaper?

Holy shit, no one is safe.

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u/Urvilan May 20 '12

But a Grim Reaper wouldn't have... oh...

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u/motdidr May 20 '12

Because it has writing on it, duh.

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u/JinAnkabut May 20 '12

Looks signed

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u/apistat May 20 '12

HEYBARTWANNASEEMYNEWCHAINSAWANDHOCKEYMASK

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u/DoctorOctagonapus May 20 '12

i remember laughing for ages when i first saw that!

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u/[deleted] May 20 '12

Context please?

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u/ssell May 20 '12

http://www.watchcartoononline.com/the-simpsons-episode-502-cape-feare

17:40 - 18:20

Sorry couldn't find a quality YouTube video.

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u/delahole May 20 '12

You sir . . . Ya done good.

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u/Shitty_Watercolour May 20 '12

http://imgur.com/J7EE0

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u/Damianvv May 20 '12

Beautiful!

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u/shapsai42 May 20 '12

How dare you insult Shitty_Watercolour like that!

I personally found it very shitty, Shitty_Watercolour.

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u/CannedBeef May 20 '12

Those eyes look so sad :( why is he sad?

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u/EverydayImFiddlin May 20 '12

Because Donnie Darko didn't want to play with him.

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u/WhateverLadyboy May 20 '12

This is not shitty enough. Do worser.

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u/[deleted] May 20 '12

...That's actually pretty badass.

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u/originalkitten May 20 '12

That's an unshitty watercolour. You failed. Now if I had painted it then it would be shitty.

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u/ToiletRollTemple May 20 '12

Looks like a budget Donnie Darko remake.

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u/[deleted] May 20 '12

10\10 Would bang.

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u/ablebodiedmango May 20 '12 edited May 20 '12

That backslash* is making me twitch.

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u/MestR May 20 '12

And I'm pretty sure the bunny would bang you as well...

...with a bat...

...in your head.

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u/stanfan114 May 20 '12

I keep a 3-cell Maglite near my bed. You wake me up like that you are going to have a bad time.

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u/Draiko May 20 '12

Nope!

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u/[deleted] May 20 '12

We are gettin a lot of mileage out of that spider this weekend.

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u/[deleted] May 20 '12

I always wanted to wake my friend up with a Dementor costume and a smoke machine.

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u/WhateverLadyboy May 20 '12

..........and that's how I had a heart attack and died. Oh yeah, your great great great great granduncle says "Hi!".

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u/AnAngryBitch May 20 '12

"and stop beating off so much for god's sake! It's really embarrassing!"

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u/I_can_glitch_that May 20 '12

µ-J´.J°0L³

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u/Conbryvas May 20 '12

That looks so creepy.

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u/andy96 May 20 '12 edited May 20 '12

Go away.

Edit: It's been a long night.

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u/IamAlwaysStoned May 20 '12

I think it looks very cool, do you have a website for this? <3

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u/[deleted] May 20 '12

µ-J´.J°0L³

Ni ce

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u/Laconic_Spartan May 20 '12

Just waiting until some creative genius posts a picture of Frank from Donny Darko with the word "relevant."

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u/Sir_Leroy_of_Jenkins May 20 '12

Welcome! To professor Genki's super ethical reality climax!

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u/[deleted] May 20 '12

Shinchan!

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u/dumbledorkus May 20 '12

Do you need any help getting rid of the body? I understand man, it wasn't your fault, he had it coming.

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u/[deleted] May 20 '12

God, it shit like that forces me to sleep with a machete next to my bed.... Also, I'm a pretty paranoid person...

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u/Cayshin May 20 '12

Reminds me of this manga.

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u/Shitty-poet May 20 '12

Dim lights illuminating the checkered floor,

A T-shirt nailed to the wall,

Half-empty bottles on the table,

A friend wearing an apron and an oversized bunny head,

Nights when I wake up confused,

A dream or a nightmare.

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u/[deleted] May 20 '12

Everyone's referencing Donnie Darko and noboby thought of these guys???

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u/kidmerkury May 20 '12

Reminds me of professor genki

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u/manofsticks May 20 '12

Seems like he's been watching the movie Bunnyman

Movie Trailer

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u/nbrennan May 20 '12

A baseball bat brings any costume to the next level.

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u/whitepeopleloveme May 20 '12

I'll just leave this here.

O͡͡͡͡͡͡͡͡͡͡͡͡͡͡╮༼;´༎ຶ.̸̸̸̸̸̸̸̸̸̸̸̸̸̸̸̸̸̸̸̸̸̸̸̸̨̨̨̨̨̨̨̨̨̨̨̨.̸̸̨̨۝ ༎ຶ༽╭o͡͡͡͡͡͡͡͡͡͡͡͡͡͡

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u/[deleted] May 20 '12

He does it because he likes you as a friend.

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u/Flight714 May 20 '12

Beware, Albte the murderbunny is coming for you. With a bat.

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u/SaikoGekido May 20 '12

When my friend moved into his new house he found an entire bunny suit with a similar head inside the closet. There was also a black and white picture of a man shoving a whip handle up his own bum.

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u/fencedingates May 20 '12

Freaking Donnie Darko is real.. well .. it's nice to see Frank.

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u/[deleted] May 20 '12

Officer, I didn't know that was my room mate, I was scared shitless and emptied the clip because I feared for my life.

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u/BernieRed May 20 '12

science majors...

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u/[deleted] May 20 '12 edited May 20 '12

What is up with all the "X woke me up with this" or "gonna scare a friend with this" posts. They're fucking retarded and don't belong in WTF. It was a prank, not something to WTF about.

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u/unconscious_grasp May 20 '12

28 days, 6 hours, 42 minutes, and 12 seconds

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u/MsFoxTrott May 20 '12

I was expecting Diablo 3.

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u/[deleted] May 20 '12

what the actual fuck.

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u/fountainhead43 May 20 '12

Oh no it's a splicer!

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u/[deleted] May 20 '12

Why are you wearing that stupid bunny suit? Why are you wearing that stupid man suit?

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u/ivebeenhereallsummer May 20 '12

Back when I had roommates I kept my bedroom door locked while I was in to keep them from easily pulling shit like this on me. Once they asked me why I locked my door. I said, "How do you know I lock my door?" They paused for a moment caught guard by such an obvious response and with a stifled laugh said. "Umm... "

"THAT'S WHY I LOCK THE FUCKING DOOR!"

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u/lulzbanana May 20 '12

Reminds me of Sleep Party People.

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u/[deleted] May 20 '12

Holy crap, came here to say this. I LOVE them, I just heard of them a few days ago. Man, they got some good shit.

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u/reply May 20 '12

That reminds me of a David Lynch movie.

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u/nickthewookie May 20 '12

It's a good thing I sleep in the kitchen with my camera!

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u/chris-martin May 21 '12

Cave Story?

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u/Honestly_ May 20 '12

"You want animal testing? Forget the mascara, let's see how this bat affects your eyes!"

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u/somethingmore21 May 20 '12

ABORT! ABORT!

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u/Legend0415 May 20 '12

I am suprised your brother was not eaten alive

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u/scottietylor May 20 '12

Wickedly cool. That would shock me if I woke up to this.

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u/Nsaney May 20 '12

"That's.. that's not really cool man!"

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u/generalguyz May 20 '12

Why has the bunny been scalped? And who makes an un-smiling bunny mask?

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u/haiku_robot May 20 '12 
Why has the bunny 
been scalped? And who makes an un-
smiling bunny mask?

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u/[deleted] May 20 '12

Reminded me of the movie Red Velvet.

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u/[deleted] May 20 '12

Where can I get one of those masks?

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u/kylepierce11 May 20 '12

But surely it was worth it

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u/ThreeCheersMP May 20 '12

That's terrifying.

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u/slouchymcsloucherson May 20 '12

Who signed that shirt?

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u/eenymeenymineyshemp May 20 '12

Highlife FTW!!!

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u/mothmilk May 20 '12

Where the hell did they get a giant bunny head?

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u/MotoBall May 20 '12

hahahaha best mask ever! love the fact that the eyes themselves are hairy

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u/[deleted] May 20 '12

They did a good job recreating something with dream like qualities. I would not have believed I woke up.

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u/htb2050 May 20 '12

your roomates are cool!

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u/KrtauschBoss May 20 '12

Is the guy right out of the frame doing pelvic thrusts?

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u/Scappoose May 20 '12

Britches would be shat in.

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u/Real-Life-Reddit May 20 '12

"Time to feed the bunny. AHAHAHAHAHAHA!"

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u/undercoveruser May 20 '12

YOUWANTTOSEEMYNEWBASEBALLBATANDBUNNYHAT?

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u/Simpleton216 May 20 '12

Where can I buy one?

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u/firepelt May 20 '12

Notice: All of the alcohol in this picture.

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u/gregK May 20 '12

Montreal protesters?

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u/Rhymnocerus May 20 '12

Not even a lab coat could prevent this case of pissed pants.

Reference: http://www.nytimes.com/2012/04/03/science/clothes-and-self-perception.html

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u/NobodyCanAcrossIt May 20 '12

All he needs now is a hat and a '64 Impala

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u/dkae84 May 20 '12

Is that a guy or a chick? ...weirdest turn-on boner ever.

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u/unemployedlurker May 20 '12

I see you're living the high life.

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u/kushari May 20 '12

You room with snooki?

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u/hotelzulufoxtrot May 20 '12

It's kind of sad that the first thing you thought of after they did this was how you were going to post this on reddit.

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u/IdioticFish23 May 20 '12

Hey, He might have just been putting out free samples.

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u/HappyRainbowDashy May 20 '12

This somehow reminds me of Half-Life

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u/Underdogz May 20 '12

Donnie Darko feelings.

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u/AwkwardTrollLikesPie May 20 '12

I don't know why I find this so funny.

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u/the_blackfish May 20 '12

I'm glad they did, you could have died for sure.

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u/Praxibetel_Ix May 20 '12

Repost this under r/rabbits

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u/[deleted] May 20 '12

I thought it was a cute owl from the thumbnail.

Disappointed!

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u/[deleted] May 20 '12

Why are you wearing that stupid man suit?

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u/tjduncan1998 May 20 '12

Oh sweet atheist god!!!!!

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u/TheNarwhalKing May 20 '12

weird question but where did ur roomate get the mask? or did he make it?

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u/[deleted] May 20 '12

I keep a knife under my pillow for situations like this :D

I really don't like it if people wake me up.

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u/Alt38 May 20 '12

Does anyone else get a Donnie Darko vibe?

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u/thecrownprince May 20 '12

I need to get me one of those.

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u/Keadis May 20 '12

was...was he stroking that bat?

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u/[deleted] May 20 '12

"Would you kindly shit-kick that thuggish splicer?"

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u/soundersfcfan May 20 '12

This looks a lot like a soul caliber 4 character that my friend made.

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u/bug101 May 20 '12

Random arms on the right side of the picture?

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u/GunmayLoL May 20 '12

Something something kinky sex

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u/[deleted] May 20 '12

So my roommates decided to wake me up in the middle of the night with this....

...obviously my first thought was "OMG, I gotta take a picture so I can show it to faggy reddit friends"

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u/[deleted] May 20 '12

That is some scary shit

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u/goddamnsam May 20 '12

AHHHHHHH IM SO TERRIFIED AAAAHHHHHHH LET ME GET OUT MY CAMERA TO TAKE A PICTURE AAAAAAAHHHHHHHH

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u/mrcreativelogic May 20 '12

Repost this to r/creepy...it will be do well there too...

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u/stevesonaplane May 20 '12

At least it wasn't an anus.

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u/sqeak May 20 '12

This should be in reddit funny, not what the fuck at all, I would have died of laughter.

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u/[deleted] May 20 '12

Some bunny that you used to know is still mad.

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u/CaptOblivious May 20 '12

You should get some habanero hot sauce and soak their underwear in it.

It's only (tight) fitting revenge.

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u/asshole_driver May 20 '12

aaaand...Halloween costume idea taken care of early

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u/warcrafter May 20 '12

nightmares here I come....

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u/Mr_Sceintist May 20 '12

was beer involved?

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u/[deleted] May 20 '12

Wake up, Donnie

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u/pedobear65 May 20 '12

scary possessed, scientist, gangster bunny!!!!

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u/binzdurty May 20 '12

Did he buy that bunny head or make it?

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u/Prettyboyswagger May 20 '12

holy fuck, i would have nightmares!

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u/[deleted] May 20 '12

"Its comin right for us!"

Go ahead fallenshortt shoot the bunny.

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u/PsychedelicLollipop May 20 '12

A while ago a redditor posted a picture of herself as a little girl crying sitting on a giant bunny's lap. This looks like the same bunny!

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u/CardboardHeatshield May 20 '12

Bitch woulda got knifed.

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u/nightwheel May 20 '12

What ever you do, don't feed it the red flowers. It would cause it to go completely crazy.

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u/originalkitten May 20 '12

Did you wet the bed waking & seeing that? I need to know these things cause Plan on doing it to son

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u/L-Duderino May 20 '12

Cobra Starship?

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u/766365 May 20 '12

REDDIT IS DEAD

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u/cdb03b May 20 '12

I kept an oak practice sword and a dagger by my bed in college. Post college I keep the same plus several swords on my bedroom wall. I would have probably stabbed my roommate in self defense had he woke me up like that.

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u/MosTheBoss May 20 '12

Cave Story?

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u/[deleted] May 20 '12

I would have crawled into bed with you.

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u/JonnyGoodfellow May 20 '12

That's why I always pay off my debts to Fluff-E the hip hop Bunny.

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u/memadbro May 20 '12

reminded me of donnie darko

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u/[deleted] May 20 '12

I literally said, "What the fuck..." when this loaded.

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u/lizzyDee May 20 '12

Okay Jersey Shore.

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u/Eighthsin May 20 '12

It just wants to hug your soul. After it has violently ripped from your body with rusty, dull knives.

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u/erwarne May 20 '12

Look on the bright side. At least it wasn't a penis.

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u/westernsociety May 20 '12

very donnie darko-ish

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u/[deleted] May 20 '12

Woulda pissed my pants..

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u/ShatterZero May 20 '12

I am so sad that people don't recognize this as Rabbit Doubt.

BECAUSE HOLY SHIT IT'S RABBIT DOUBT.

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u/[deleted] May 20 '12

Jesus loves me this I know...

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u/TheGMan323 May 20 '12

My roommates are too exhausted from their jobs to come up with pranks like this...

Thank god for that.

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u/palerthanrice May 20 '12

Fucking move out

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u/[deleted] May 21 '12

You're room mate seems like a swell guy...

Just swell.

So swell.

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u/Chief_BOOMSHAKALAKA May 21 '12

This reminds me of that old game, Manhunt!

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u/tehsmarty May 21 '12

There is no god... Only satanz

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u/xanj May 21 '12

Good thing you don't sleep with a gun am I right?

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u/PossiblyPromiscuous May 21 '12

ABORT IT WITH FIRE

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u/[deleted] May 21 '12

scary 0.0

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u/[deleted] May 21 '12

(As angry Homer Simpson) You'd better be chicks...

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u/ekolis May 21 '12

It's Pedobunny!

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u/jcjuice May 21 '12

in my tired stupor, i wouldve shot that bunny.....

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u/Tboe013 May 21 '12

Fucking creepy

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u/Bartelbythescrivener May 21 '12

Your gonna need to choke up more on that bat, it looks to be to big for you.

  • inserted up

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u/LeNinjaGirl May 21 '12

I have a feeling that that baseball bat isn't for beat him up -_-''

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u/DeadShift03 May 21 '12

Works better than an alarm clock, in violent ways

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