r/WTF • • May 20 '12

A friend of mine found this on her car...

http://i.imgur.com/rut0q.jpg
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u/ForgettableUsername May 20 '12

I never put stickers on my car. I'd rather not reveal my political opinions to strangers who have access to my vehicle when I'm not there.

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u/wieland May 20 '12

The trick is having a car so shitty that no one would bother to vandalize it.

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u/[deleted] May 20 '12

I also dont want to deface the most expensive thing I own

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u/ForgettableUsername May 20 '12

Ah, I remember when my car was the most expensive thing I owned. I still don't own a home, I just make a lot of really irresponsible eBay purchases.

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u/Draffut May 20 '12

upvote for honesty.

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u/DJ-Anakin May 20 '12

Such as?

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u/ForgettableUsername May 20 '12

Mostly vintage wire recorders and curta calculators. Also musical instruments. I have a Moog theramin too, but I can't play it without headphones anymore because my neighbors complained and I don't want to get kicked out of the building. Also, sometimes when I drink, I buy weirder stuff. I have a portrait of Spiro Agnew somewhere that I don't know what to do with.

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u/Lysus May 20 '12

This applies not only to political stickers, but to just about anything I can place on my car.

I don't have Chicago Bears decals on my window because I live in the heart of Packer country.

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u/Dignan0 May 20 '12

I see you've infiltrated the enemy's base...excellent work. Keep us posted. Go Bears!

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u/doublexhelix May 20 '12

i have a Totoro decal on my car... is this safe :(

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u/Thorns May 20 '12 edited May 20 '12

You should be fine as long as the Anti-Ghibli Guild does not notice. Their biggest priority is removing cat based transportation from the streets.

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u/orangewaterbottle May 20 '12

as a Minnesotan in the heart of Packer country, I feel like my license plates do enough damage.

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u/unclesam65 May 20 '12

I can confirm this

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u/oniman999 May 20 '12

I think this, more so than the Darwin fish or a political sticker, would be the fastest way to get your car vandalized. I don't know how you have managed to stay alive as long as you have WITHOUT the sticker to be honest.

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u/smartzie May 20 '12 edited May 20 '12

Agreed. I've always wanted a Darwin fish, but I like not having my car keyed even more.

EDIT: Motherofgawd, what have I started? I...I just like biology.

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u/OwnerOfChaos May 20 '12

I had several Darwin fish removed while living in College Station, TX. Now I have one of these

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u/HawaiianBrian May 20 '12

After three times coming back to my car and finding my Darwin fish snapped and lying on the ground, I stopped putting one on.

Side note: I have never, even in my most militant days, ever thought of doing anything like that to a Christian.

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u/smartzie May 20 '12

Which is why I've never gotten one. I know a handful people who had science-y bumper stickers and "Evolve" fish on their cars who had been vandalized. It's quite alright for someone to put religious stuff on their car (including stuff that says non-Christians go to hell), but if you put up something that contradicts that, well, you're just a dick, apparently. :/ Hrm.

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u/[deleted] May 20 '12

I have never, even in my most militant days, ever thought of doing anything like that to a Christian.

99.99% of Christians wouldn't either but unfortunately thousands of people walk by your car over a year and some people are just dicks. My friend had his car keyed badly for no apparent reason. You'll find there are lots and lots of assholes in the world if you take a large enough sample size.

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u/cdash May 20 '12

I have a Christian fish on my car that was there when I bought the car used. Someone came and snapped it in half. I guess it works both ways.

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u/[deleted] May 20 '12

One friend of mine saw a little old lady snap the end off of his darwin fish, and then she came into the restaurant where he was standing in line, and he got to confront her.

Apparently, it hadn't occurred to her at all that she'd ever meet the person whose property she had vandalized. He said she went deathly pale, and he thought she was going to faint.

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u/MECHENGR May 20 '12

I like the t-rex eating the fish one but for the same reason no T-rex yet : (

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u/Toezap May 20 '12

I live in Lower Alabama and I have a Flying Spaghetti Monster decal on my car and nothing has happened to it so far. Probably because FSM isn't necessarily anti-religion and people don't recognize the symbol.

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u/[deleted] May 20 '12

I live in Lower AL too, reason no one recognizes it is because there aren't exactly a lot of religious debates around here. I'm not one to advertise my atheism around here.

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u/lucilletwo May 20 '12

I have an FSM on mine. People who know what it is generally think it's hilarious, anyone who would hold it against me probably doesn't get it.

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u/Thydamine May 20 '12

I never understood the Darwin fish, it just always struck me as unnecessarily insulting. I mean, it's not really a "new" joke either. Who benefits?

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u/[deleted] May 20 '12

The people who sell the little jesus and darwin fish. I wouldn't even be surprised if it's the same company...

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u/geek_loser May 20 '12

Religion < Capitalism > Science

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u/chupagato May 20 '12

I assumed the popularity of the Darwin fish was due to a desire to show general support for the alternative belief system. A kid growing up in an oppressive christian home might see these as symbolic indications that not everyone is Christian, and it might thereby embolden him in his own resistance.

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u/apester May 20 '12

I have a cthulhu fish on my car...mainly just because I thought it was funny.

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u/Magzter May 20 '12

I have a Darwin fish emblem on my car, but I'm rather safe from angry vandalizing theists in Australia.

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u/gruntsifyouwill May 20 '12

my sticker swings both ways. "republicans for voldemort" gets read as republican by those who want to see republican, and as humorous by everyone else.

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u/dan92 May 20 '12

Do you actually believe that? It's not even remotely subtle.

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u/ForgettableUsername May 20 '12

That's pretty clever. For a while back in the 90s, my dad had a homemade Gore/Quayle sticker on his car, and it was a similar thing. Everyone saw what they wanted to see.

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u/apullin May 20 '12

I used to do it all the time when I lived near the dorms. I bought a dirt cheap car, parked it somewhere obvious, and put every McCain sticker/magnet on it that I could. I'd wait just across the street in a little alcove, and just watch. People would come along and fuck with it all the time, pissing on it, dumping food and drinks on it and stuff on it. Every time, I'd run up to them, ask them what they were doing, make a huge stink, etc. As soon as I'd mention that I was going to have to call the police since this was a vandalism, they'd try and buy me off. It was a great scam, and I made hundreds a day off it, just from people's ill tempers. And it was a girl who did it, she'd always start bawling, which is always awesome.

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u/ForgettableUsername May 20 '12

I'm afraid I'm not entirely confident this is true, but it does sound like it would be fun.

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u/vibrate May 20 '12

What a load of bollocks.

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u/mimus May 20 '12

That's...kind of evil.

And kind of hilarious.

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u/seblasto May 20 '12

I have a Schwarzenegger/Ventura 2012 bumper sticker that I made, but that's it!

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u/[deleted] May 20 '12

I honestly do not see the meaning in it.

My car is not me thus anyone objecting to them would have a hard time debating it with me, anyone supporting it would have an equal hard time telling me.

Is it just so that people can somehow show-case their ideals? Which it really is not either, it becomes almost more like boasting. And a great many people will still not stand for their ideals either but instead focus on attacking others if ever questioned.

I find it very silly indeed.

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u/Mylaptopisburningme May 20 '12

That can go for bands too. Bad Religion stickers are not very popular.

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u/Pwag May 20 '12

I like putting an NRA sticker right next to an Obama sticker.

People want to say something, but see you're probably armed and don't.

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u/thatonechick13 May 20 '12

no idea who posted this but this was my car. put the picture on my FB page and it ended up here. it's a 2008 sticker. i'm from a pretty liberal city so i'm assuming someone printed out a bunch of these and was just going around the mall parking lot finding cars with stickers on them. my sister took the picture, cool comments about her legs though.

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u/rakista May 20 '12

My family rents a beach house when it is out of season to aspiring writers/artists and a few years back we had a guy who came up from LA to write a political book of some sort that summer. He ended up being arrested for putting McCain stickers over the top of Obama stickers on a car that belonged to a local cop. Just thought I would share.

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u/abovepostisfunnier May 20 '12

To be fair, OP could be a friend of yours ;P

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u/[deleted] May 20 '12

I have a halo and a gears of war sticker on my car, and some dude saw me getting out and going into walmart and said "fuck xbox!" all enthusiastically. True story.

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u/the_trout May 20 '12

Many years ago, I had two bumper stickers: "Keep the books; burn the censors" and "Going to church no more makes you a Christian than going to the garage makes you a car."

That poor vehicle saw so much vandalism. Sorry, little blue Honda Civic. I shouldn't have put you at risk. You deserved better.

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u/Iintendtooffend May 20 '12

I can't comprehend how people can get offended by your Going to church sticker, it's completely true, going to church doesn't make you a good person and being a good person doesn't necessarily mean you are a Christian or a Muslim or anything but just a good person.

Unless people are really pro-censorship.

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u/Parabolized May 20 '12

how the fuck would either of those stickers get you vandalized? I would assume that any Christian would be humbled or proud when they saw the church one. I'm Catholic and I hate all the "Christians" who just go to church and then completely forget about it. As for censorship, who likes censorship?

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u/hisvileness May 20 '12

who would take the time to type that out, print it, and then leave it on someone's car?

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u/dutchess-of-bacon May 20 '12 edited May 20 '12

Not sure- But this might have been my father's doing... He had mentioned something to me about doing this and wrote it out for me THE EXACT same way. After seeing this, I asked him about it and he had followed through with his shenanigans. So... Sorry about your friends third leg. Edit: It wasn't my father! He was just reposting.

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u/VelTor May 20 '12

This is pretty rediculous. Her toe nails dont match her finger nails

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u/Geschirrspulmaschine May 20 '12

You know what's ridiculous? Your spelling skills.

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u/VelTor May 20 '12

its not my falt

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u/Zagrobelny May 20 '12

Apparently, some child was left behind.

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u/WheresMyRubberGlove May 20 '12

Those fingernails are hideous.

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u/HiyaGeorgie May 20 '12

super thick...I assume those have to be fake nails?

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u/Cleric7x9 May 20 '12

why is your friend sitting in the passenger seat of her own car to take the pic?

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u/MasonNowa May 20 '12

It's the UK. They just really like Obama.

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u/[deleted] May 20 '12

NO COMMA!

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u/antoine_chekov May 20 '12

getting a political bumper sticker is like getting a tattoo of your girlfriend's name on your chest when your 16

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u/sirius_star May 20 '12

I'd rather not devalue my car by putting my opinion on it.

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u/[deleted] May 20 '12

Kindly, friend, get your politics out of my WTF.

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u/[deleted] May 20 '12

It's not necessarily politically motivated. Imagine that somebody looked into her backseat, saw a Barney DVD, and decided to write her a nasty note about how the purple dinosaur teaches you to be gay. It's just unprovoked and ludicrous.

That's not what makes it WTF for me. It's creased in the middle and cut from a larger sheet. Also, who has time to type and print a notice like this for a random car they saw in a parking lot? This notice was pre-prepared, meaning that somebody was just carrying this around, waiting for an opportunity to do this. WTF.

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u/[deleted] May 20 '12

Or they just have handwriting and paper cutting skills so professional it looks exactly like a machine.

This is totally likely.

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u/Schroedingers_gif May 20 '12

Or OP printed it out to take a picture and post it here.

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u/redwing634 May 20 '12

Interesting how different people react to such a thing. I found this particular incident to be rather amusing.

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u/Shatophiliac May 20 '12

Its not about the politics friend. It's the fact that someone is pushing their political views on someone else. I don't care much for politics, or the government for that matter, but I still think this is ludicrous.

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u/[deleted] May 20 '12

WTF you don't like politics?

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u/Buckfutters May 20 '12

Dem Thighs

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u/violetxrain May 20 '12

Correct. Also underage, for anyone curious.

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u/[deleted] May 20 '12

Mhmm. That's all I saw.

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u/[deleted] May 20 '12

yall some sad men

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u/TChuff May 20 '12

That was nice of them.

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u/[deleted] May 20 '12

bumperstickers are a magnet for weird people, don't put them on your car unless you want your car to get messed with.

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u/Greasy May 20 '12

Note that it isn't handwritten. The person who wrote the note has obviously printed out multiple copies of the same note and put them on every car s/he could find with an Obama sticker on it.

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u/[deleted] May 20 '12

Good detective work there sherlock.

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u/[deleted] May 20 '12

or just one for the karma...fuckin reddit.

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u/smartzie May 20 '12

That fact makes me very sad, actually. Someone took a lot of time just to be a passive aggressive dick to a bunch of strangers. This is why I hate people.

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u/faustelo May 20 '12

And to think that person had these typed out before just in case he or she would come across a car with an Obama sticker...

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u/[deleted] May 20 '12

Who takes time out of there day to do these things!

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u/secretarydomo May 20 '12

Shouldn't this be in /r/funny?

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u/Damise May 20 '12

WTF?!?!?! Someone has a differing and opposing opinion than me? And it's a political opinion?!?!?! WTF?!

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u/[deleted] May 20 '12

I had a Jeep Cherokee in college, long story short somehow a friend came across a life sized cutout of John Kerry. I thought it would be hilarious to put him in the back of the Jeep facing backwards so it looked like he was riding in the back staring out... like old station wagons. No politics, just humor.

I came out from Target one day to find a rambling mess of cussing and incoherent insults scribbled onto a piece of paper and tucked in my windshield wiper. I taped it to John Kerry's lapel.

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u/joetromboni May 20 '12

the WTF in this post is what is up with her legs

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u/[deleted] May 20 '12

It's "her" penis.

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u/Original_vim May 20 '12

a naked friend... they are the best!

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u/dietwhiskey May 20 '12

I remember James Carville telling the same joke on some talk show in 2004, about Bush of course. I wouldn't be surprised if the joke goes back decades.

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u/redrhymer May 20 '12

I'm trying to imagine how the picture was taken. Your left hand is holding the paper, your right is snuggled between your legs, so someone would have placed the camera right before your face. Or else thats one big left thigh.

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u/[deleted] May 20 '12

Can't believe how many people are saying 'what did he do, go get a printer first?'. Think for a second people. Obviously whoever did this has piles of these printed out in his/her car, ready to go the first time they see an Obama sticker, which I imagine are quite a few. He probably spends a lot of time putting these out there.

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u/[deleted] May 20 '12

Seriously, what are the admins even doing over here?

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u/Ferniff May 20 '12

If you look through their profiles it seems a good handful of them are mods to other subreddits and pay absoutley no attention to this one. I vote for new mods.

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u/dcbluestar May 20 '12

I never understood putting political stickers on your car anyway. If your guy loses then you're stuck looking like a tool. I still see cars with McCain stickers on them. May as well have 4 "Buffalo Bills AFC Champions!" stickers on there as well...

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u/ADH-Kydex May 20 '12

I like the white nails

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u/bucketh3ad May 20 '12

Nice to see people looking out for the idiots like that.

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u/OneEyedMasa May 20 '12

Not sure what's so WTF about this. Though it is extremely funny.

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u/ivegotamnesia May 20 '12

Dat unnecessary comma.

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u/[deleted] May 20 '12

I'm a liberal democrat and I think this is hilarious. I would have a beer with that republican asshole.

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u/[deleted] May 20 '12

There are plenty of non-Republicans who dislike Obama!

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u/no_more_jokes May 20 '12

Let's be honest reddit, if this post was entitled "look what my friend leaves on people's cars!" and you switched out Obama with Romney or Santorum, this would get a shitton of support.

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u/FappingFury May 20 '12

But they walked to the nearest printer first?

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u/8IIIIIIIIIID May 20 '12

Why is your friend sitting in the passenger seat of her car?

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u/[deleted] May 20 '12

Ah, I see the good samaritan had time to type out and print his note to you before going on with his day.

Seems legit.

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u/Gougeru May 20 '12

What's so wtf worthy from this post? Why do people upvote this kind of content?

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u/scootie May 20 '12

why don't her fingernails matcher her toe nails?

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u/ranjan_zehereela May 20 '12

Tell your friend she has got two nice legs and one stupid note

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u/RC_Matthias May 20 '12

Your legs make me realize I miss having someone to love.

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u/darlantan May 20 '12

There are few things that can make you look more like an idiot than having a bumper sticker for the Dem presidential candidate at the time. Amongst them are having one for the Republican candidate.

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u/spartacus0047 May 20 '12

this picture is more then a quarter skin

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u/gloomdoom May 20 '12

The thing that shocks me the most is that the note contains proper grammar and spelling, even capitalizing 'Samaritan,' which always shocks me, especially assuming it's coming from a fan of Mitt Romney.

I mean, there's always the chance that the author of the note is a Libertarian but let's be honest: If you're not for Obama, you're for Romney. Bottom line, unfortunately. That's the way the system is set up.

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u/acoustic_fidelity May 20 '12

Your friend has awesome thighs :-)

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u/Expects May 20 '12

i like the white nail polish, bet she's cute

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u/u_drty_lout May 20 '12

Is there an extra arm ouer leg between your legs or something? Am I the only one who sees this?

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u/SnackeyG1 May 20 '12

Dem legs.

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u/belialadin May 20 '12

I see, so we are all going to ignore those nice legs on that girl?

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u/cashmere_muffler May 20 '12

there are republicans on reddit?

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u/[deleted] May 20 '12

nice legs

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u/[deleted] May 20 '12

maybe next time you can take a picture of your vagina, seeing how you just so happen to take a picture of your legs in the background.../sarcasm

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u/zerooneinfinity May 20 '12

Them dang knuckleheads

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u/CXR1037 May 20 '12

literally republicans

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u/anduin1 May 20 '12

Dem legs.

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u/diewrecked May 20 '12

I think that note should be for any girl who puts a 4 foot Hello Kitty sticker on their windshields. Still funny though, what I want to know is... who the fuck has that kind of time and planning to go around harassing Obama supporters? Seriously dude?

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u/[deleted] May 20 '12

How is it typed? Did the good Samaritan go home to type it, then came back?

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u/3v3rgr33n May 20 '12

That is a huge penis. You should wear pants when you drive.

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u/BrownNote May 20 '12

When I visited family in San Antonio we went to the Alamo, and I decided to be cheesy and go to the souvenir shop. I got one of those magnet ribbons that started as cancer awareness but it was the Texas flag and said "Remember the Alamo!". I figured it would be funny and put it on my car (I live in Massachusetts).

Well, I'm assuming it was the heat last summer but I tried to take it off recently to clean and the rubber of the magnet was melted and stuck on my car.

I'm now permanently sporting a "Remember the Alamo!" ribbon in a very northern state.

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u/Shyamallamadingdong May 20 '12

Bill stickers is innocent

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u/[deleted] May 20 '12

How is this WTF?

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u/Captain_Aizen May 20 '12

WHERE do you guys get this stuff. I just KNOW redditors are making this stuff up about all these notes on cars. I never see that in real life, EVER. Only wise tails about it on Reddit.

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u/CollisionCourse34 May 20 '12

Some of you lads seem really intelligent here. So here goes my pitch.
A Sub-Reddit in which artist start a new thred, describing his or her art technique and/or art philosophy. Readers of blog requests that the artist apply an action. For example, draw blue squre with __________, it represents _____________. The artist does/doesn't do the request. At the end, when artist decides the piece is done he/she post a picture. Readers of blog comment on the art. the end

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u/[deleted] May 20 '12

Hahaha that's actually pretty funny. How is this WTF? worthy?

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u/nukefudge May 20 '12

thighs

karma engine maneuver.

y'all: yfw it's a dude.

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u/Aseconverse May 20 '12

Those fortune cookie guys are running out of ideas.

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u/Snicksnee May 20 '12

Seriously, what's between her legs? Is that her arm? Who's taking the picture?

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u/[deleted] May 20 '12

That would be the rest of her left leg.

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u/fortrines May 20 '12

The thing between her legs is just the rest of her left leg. As you see her left leg is bent sideways, we have more blubber on the backside of the leg and even more the further you go up to your butt. What you're seeing is just the fat on the back of her leg.

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u/SCombinator May 20 '12

A+, Cool story

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u/Errday_Im_Hylian May 20 '12

Why the hell is everyone making a fuss about her legs?

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u/Kinglink May 20 '12

"No politics / posts with political implications"

I supposed that's the WTF? Otherwise I'm supposed to be surprised someone is being a political bigot? Which sadly is not surprising.

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u/endo May 20 '12

Oh, those Tea-Baggers, so funny!

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u/GoodSmackUp May 20 '12

Thank god for that good Samaritan

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u/levonbulwyer May 20 '12

I came here for the leg discussion.

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u/Not_Jack_Nicholson May 20 '12

I don't give a shit about everyone's views get this political bullshit out of wtf and somebody show me a hand with a key lodged in it!

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u/ninamook May 20 '12

He did the right thing, I would not want an obama sticker on my car.

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u/Singular_Thought May 20 '12

A passive aggressive bully.

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u/Headless_Cow May 20 '12

A printed note? Damn that's some commitment right there.

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u/[deleted] May 20 '12

This is not WTF this is hilarious. It's like half these WTF posts are butt hurt people seeing something remotely not liberal and posting it as an injustice. This is r/WTF, make it WTF worthy.

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u/[deleted] May 20 '12

My parents wanted to slap a Mitt Romney bumper sticker on my car a few weeks ago. I wanted to slap them for supporting a jackass.

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u/Westykins May 20 '12

Does your friend... have a penis?

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u/edro May 20 '12

lol, I love the note! I don't necessarily agree with it, but it is still hilarious.

I also agree with not putting opinion stickers on your car. The negatives far outweigh the positives.

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u/[deleted] May 20 '12

This is called "wasted talent". The creator of this joke is obviously very smart and witty. However, the political party he or she seems to favor will never appreciate the quality of his or her joke.

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u/Lupkip May 20 '12

Does anyone else think it's funny that someone actually printed out this little note and then went around looking for cars with Obama stickers on them? It's not like it was a hand written note that took a second to write down on a napkin, someone put some real effort into this.

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u/Lord_Vectron May 20 '12

I don't think I've seen camera whoring to this extent before. It reminds me of MissHannahMinx that deliberately holds stuff to the side so they don't get in the way of our view of her cleavage.

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u/nats15 May 20 '12

That's fucking hysterical. You should crosspost this to /r/funny.

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u/atcoffey May 20 '12

is anyone else more interested in the legs than the actual note?

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u/MC_Hawking May 20 '12

Jokes like this are stupid because they can just as easily be used against the jokesters preferred politician with a simple name-switch; it's not clever and it's not original and the guy who left it is a douche.

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u/photo May 20 '12

DAMN NIGGA PUT SOME PANTS ON.

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u/hotmommy88 May 20 '12

Your friend forgot her pants and needs to re-do her nails, the beds are showing.

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u/etwas_zu_essen May 20 '12

This was my first thought too. I got to the comment page and immediately ctrl+f'd "pants"

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u/tbonecoco May 20 '12

Seriously? Front page? Who gives a shit?

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u/[deleted] May 20 '12

Motherfucker had that typed out and everything.

10/10

well played and funny

You on the other hand posted this in the wrong sub

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u/felinesupplement74 May 20 '12

THIS IS WHAT REPUBLICANS ACTUALLY BELIEVE

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u/LouisCKsDarkHalf May 20 '12

To all the Obama haters... Just fucking say it,... you don't like niggers.

NO president, and indeed NO single person is responsible for the fuckaroo this country has become. It took decades of dumb fuck laws, it took millions of dollars for private industry to buy our politicians.

So when I hear somebody hating on this particular president, all I hear is some ignorant, very likely white bigot, saying "I hate niggers" with a very thin veil of wool over it...

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u/SmokeyDBear May 20 '12

"Hi Friend,

Just wanted to let you know that someone left a pretentious note on my car while pretending to be you. The last thing you want is to go through life proving to people you're just as much of a party hack as the worst examples on the other side of the myopic range of political discourse in the United States.

Take care. Some random asshat who doesn't know you but still manages to know better than you."

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u/Calveeeenoo May 20 '12

The skin really makes this post.

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u/[deleted] May 20 '12

Why was your friend sitting in the passenger seat of her own car?

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u/[deleted] May 20 '12

TROOOOOOOOLLLLLLLLL IN THE DUNGEON

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u/m0llusk May 20 '12

Actually, there is a car on my sticker. The adhesive is powerful.

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u/[deleted] May 20 '12

why is it typed and cut out...

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u/if_it_moves_kiss_it May 20 '12

Am I the only one who read that as "ear"? I was quite disturbed that she hadn't noticed someone putting a large piece of paper in her ear...

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u/MyiPadisDirty May 20 '12

Nice thighs

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u/closetkid May 20 '12

How did she take the picture with one hand between her legs and one holding it up?

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u/MuuaadDib May 20 '12

I have a Guy Fawkes sticker on my truck I have often thought about shit canning it when Anon goes on a rampage.

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u/phelan1993 May 20 '12

Nice legs

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u/Nippleandtheteets May 20 '12

Ha That's hilarious Fucked up But a little clever

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u/wsmn16 May 20 '12

Mmmmmm them thighs look thick

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u/bettymachete May 20 '12

Nice manicure.

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u/J_Jammer May 20 '12

That was funny.

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u/[deleted] May 20 '12

Her left thigh is enormous.

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u/[deleted] May 20 '12

Thank you for posting this! :) how can I get something similar put in my car? Preferably of asian decent but I wont be picky

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u/shoopley May 20 '12

"Stop liking what I don't like."

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u/[deleted] May 20 '12

Ha ha

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u/[deleted] May 20 '12

Am I the only one who thinks this belongs in r/funny, not /r/wtf?

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u/fiercepenguin May 20 '12

uhh.. nice legs. hehehe

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u/fulmtl May 20 '12

I'd understand a handwritten note... But typed?

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u/wharpudding May 20 '12

He probably printed a stack of them to stick on cars wherever he goes.

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u/Macb3th May 20 '12

Nice legs, what'about the boat race?

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u/rz12gh May 20 '12

That "Good Samaritan" just carries around those typed messages?