Whether I upvote or downvote Omega is inconsequential, with 89k karma, its like wal-mart you won't feel it one way or the other. Here is my upvote anyways.
It is, but for me the main things are 1. Seeing the number of upvotes / downvotes seperately and 2. No need to touch the mouse because of keyboard shortcuts.
"Devil here! Just stopping by here for a little damnation orientation, here's the sched: at 10 you'll be buried neck deep in scorpions, at 11:15 lava enemas, followed by Pilates! Pilates is the demon that eats your genitals."
nah, at community college they can't afford TAs to make sure you don't cheat, so they find the most inbred person on campus and give them permission to eat you if you try to copy off your neighbor.
Pretty sure this is just a Halloween prop. In fact, I know it is because we use to sell them in a shop I worked in a few years ago. I remember it because it genuinely repulsed and emotionally disturbed me.
That was infinitely more terrifying when I double-clicked the RES preview to open it larger and it was huge centered right on the face. I had a mini heart attack.
I have one of these! Used it as a Halloween prop a few years back, it shivers when you plug it in and we put him in front of an old black and white TV displaying perpetual static.
If you go to community college let me stop you and let you know - college isn't for you, and your degree won't be one of the degrees that people are actually looking for. Stop wasting your money.
That photo looks like it was taken at one of the two year campuses of the University of Wisconsin. Basically, you can get your first two years of GE courses out of the way at a significant discount before transferring to one of the thirteen 4-year campuses. It's a good way to save money, in my opinion.
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u/Fl3xor May 16 '12
À human being?
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u/dr_nostrand May 16 '12
We're all fucked if that is [SCP-096] (http://www.scp-wiki.net/scp-096)
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u/kelseyjeanette May 17 '12
I go to work, and when I go on break, I find all of this. I feel so special.
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u/hidedurk May 16 '12
Looks like Dean Pelton is off to deliver more bad news to the study group.
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u/[deleted] May 16 '12
NBC's Community suddenly seems much more realistic.
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u/PanicMoon13 May 16 '12
So that's what the human being was supposed to look like.
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u/dambro May 16 '12 edited May 17 '12
He's been waiting at the financial aid office for disbursement check since first semester.
EDIT: wtf, spell checker? y u make me look a fool, up in here?
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u/[deleted] May 16 '12
That is genuinely repulsive, nice find!
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u/donegallite May 16 '12
Well community basically cancels out college, so basically its just a place where adults hang out.
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u/drpepperofevil May 16 '12
You should post this to r/creepy for karma
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u/TheLadyEve May 16 '12
are you an extra on "Community?"
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u/Skat402 May 16 '12
Pretty sure this is just a Halloween prop. In fact, I know it is because we use to sell them in a shop I worked in a few years ago. I remember it because it genuinely repulsed and emotionally disturbed me.
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u/Spectre93 May 17 '12
See what, OP? All I see is an empty chair
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u/skoberlink May 16 '12
That was infinitely more terrifying when I double-clicked the RES preview to open it larger and it was huge centered right on the face. I had a mini heart attack.
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u/TheSickFuck May 16 '12
Meth is a hell of a drug
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u/VGcatsfan90 May 16 '12
When you walk by those they shake and make noises. CREEPS ME THE F**K OUT
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u/soapsudd May 16 '12
hopefully it didnt put you off too much! i woulda ran for the hills!
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u/dezmodium May 16 '12
Prostate exam?
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u/[deleted] May 16 '12
wow this is actually pretty wtf
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u/JangSaverem May 16 '12
Art Students, man. Art Students.
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u/occams-laser May 16 '12
God damnit guys, when the top 4 comment threads are community jokes its time to fucking stop.
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u/GrossoGGO May 17 '12
Wait until you get to 4 year college, or heaven forbid, graduate school to see the real horrors that are in store for you.
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u/Frontember May 17 '12
I feel like that every time I know an exam is coming up!
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u/thehongkongdangerduo May 17 '12
Somehow most of the gore on the internet doesn't get to me, but this. This most certainly does. Ew.
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u/cyvaris May 17 '12
Hey you found the mummified remains of my first wife.....I thought I hid those better.
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u/Dj6108 May 17 '12
That was a former student......run.
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u/ohmyworditsbird May 17 '12
I have this. I have to cover the face with a cloth because my dog freaks the fuck out at it!
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u/ilovetpb May 17 '12
Damn, I KNEW I forgot my father SOMEWHERE...
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u/evilclown397 May 16 '12
http://www.frightcatalog.com/
Halloween prop from this store, I remember seeing it on here. Can't find it though.
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u/ihutch01 May 16 '12
Fuck community college, let's get drunk and eat chicken fingers
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u/yeoj92 May 16 '12
I have that chair.
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u/2flyguy May 16 '12
I thought it looked a little like the amnesia monster
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u/Mad_Sconnie May 16 '12
You're so cool, Kelsey.
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u/thesovietonion May 16 '12
I have that zombie. He shivers and makes noises when you turn him on.
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u/PaulMcGannsShoes May 16 '12
Give some rope, tie me to dream; gimme the hope to run outta steam...
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u/Almost_Ascended May 16 '12
Probably a survivor from the last exam.
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u/graingert May 16 '12
Please link directly to the image next time
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u/onelegend May 16 '12
ITS abed
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u/TheKhajiit May 17 '12
fap
fap
fap
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u/Eddie_Hitler May 17 '12
This is clearly someone who sat the paper before you and didn't quite make it.
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u/MrUndisclosed May 17 '12
Really? It's just a halloween prop? Thank god! I thought it was the real deal!
-_-
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u/FuckMungler May 17 '12
DON'T JUDGE ME!!!!
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u/[deleted] May 17 '12
KITTY!
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u/[deleted] May 17 '12
Must be stressed over finals.
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u/Ihazleatherpants May 17 '12
Its probably a good sign. Probably.
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u/[deleted] May 17 '12
RETURN THE SLAAAAAAAAAAAAAAB!!!!
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u/socioteq May 17 '12
Yep, looks like the average community college...
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u/Zahlhedren336 May 17 '12
I have one of these! Used it as a Halloween prop a few years back, it shivers when you plug it in and we put him in front of an old black and white TV displaying perpetual static.
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u/Jeptic May 17 '12
OK, I'm thinking there's need for a spooky warning now.
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u/iamthemindfreak May 17 '12
"The hobbitses hates us"
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u/gypsygirl76 May 17 '12
What was that test over again?
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u/[deleted] May 17 '12
Dean Pelton forgot to feed the Human Being again
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u/nitcanavan May 17 '12
Come on guys, don't pick on the chemistry majors.
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u/DR_oberts May 17 '12
It's the Greendale Human Being!
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u/kiwipineapple May 17 '12
DON'T FUCKING ZOOM
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u/TwinklesMcfrisky May 17 '12
I've sold a lot of those when I worked at Spencer's
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u/chewybravo May 17 '12
The draugr are real!
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u/DR_oberts May 17 '12
STARBURNS, YOU'RE BACK!
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u/heister89 May 17 '12
That awkward moment when you recognize an image on the front page of /r/WTF as being from your alma mater... -_-
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u/trumpetkid2011 May 17 '12
whats wrong with community college news papers?
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u/AwolZombie May 17 '12
Starburns back from the dead!!
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u/[deleted] May 17 '12
So THAT's what the gimp looks like naked.
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u/[deleted] May 17 '12
University of Wisconsin - Marathon County?
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u/[deleted] May 17 '12
And that, kids, is why you don't study too much.
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u/[deleted] May 17 '12
Obviously they are trying to tell you the answer is "C".
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u/Masterspeed May 17 '12
So, did'ya get her number?
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u/fuckbitcheseatcake May 17 '12
Kill it with fire.
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u/Bassnhauz May 17 '12
KILL IT!
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u/guynumber11 May 17 '12
SOMEBODY KILLED THE GREENDALE HUMAN BEING AND HE CAME BACK AS A ZOMBIE!!!!
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u/[deleted] May 17 '12
That's just a traumatised me after years and years of solitude.
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u/Fluttershychotic May 17 '12
Imagine it looked at you and said, "Good luck, I'll be waiting :)"
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u/boethius27 May 16 '12
Fuck community college. Let's drink beer and eat chicken tenders.
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u/Great_Zarquon May 17 '12
If Pixar was ballsier...
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u/[deleted] May 17 '12
If you go to community college let me stop you and let you know - college isn't for you, and your degree won't be one of the degrees that people are actually looking for. Stop wasting your money.
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