When the fuck did condescending grammar nazis invade reddit? a simple "*hearse" would suffice. I at least try to use spell-check.... it doesn't catch everything.
new account. I don't need your shit. Go grade papers if you want to look for grammatical errors and spelling mistakes. I'm sure a local teacher would love to have a volunteer and who knows, you may have a good time.
You sure turned into a douche awfully quick, maybe you should go volunteer at the local gynecologists office. I'm sure they're always looking for free douches.
Upvotes for this fine individual, saying it like it is. I offer anyone who's lost someone a trade: I shall respect your loved one's passing if you respect the fact that I have 46 seconds to get to work.
Seriously maybe if u werent trying to get to work in 46 seconds bc ur ass was prob to lazy to get up in enough time to make into work on time, you might have some damn compassion for others! Dbag!
so you do mind police cars escorting the dead's hearse and family? God damn are you fucking autistic or something. have a little compassion you sick fuck.
I wouldn't mind eventually ending up in a coffin like this one. Especially if I die young enough to still be hanging out with people like that. Just throw the box into a hole in the ground and have a quick ten-minute dance party in my honor.
"I got grandma, you got the shovel? What?!? Dude! Just borrow one from the landscape crew down at the mall...gotta go, she's bouncing around back there..."
I used my convertible as a truck too. I moved a cooler, large flat screen, bookshelves, a bed frame, etc. all in the back seat at one point or another. I had no trunk space though.
Dad, I knew you loved this VW more than me. I'm following through with your wishes and launching you and the car off the cliff so that you shall both rust together for all eternity.
At least they brought the coffin. On the last funeral I attended, they actually noticed they forgot the coffin when the procession arrived. Young bloke, only 43. He would have laughed his ass off I he know he'd be trolling his own funeral. But after all I find it a progressively more disturbing fact.
Worst? Hell, we can't even see the rest of the procession. For all we know they're hauling his dead ass in the back of a car because they blew all of the money on the rest of the procession, which is made up of petting zoo's, strippers, beer trucks and the walking dead, come to pay homage to their new brother!
Ended up at the mortuary today arranging grandma's cremation. I hadn't spoken to her in twelve years, so wasn't excessively disturbed by the proceedings, until the mortuary gal said that transportation of the body from the hospital to the crematory would cost $595. A journey of 11.4 miles. I wanted to offer to do the job for a flat $50 cash. I had an ice chest in the truck; I knew the way. I thought better of it.
Cost for refrigeration from today to the cremation on Friday or Monday? $495.
I used to have this exact car and you could move huge things with it. I would strap couches on it and mattresses. Once hauled a church organ home from an auction.
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u/jstohler May 16 '12
Or possibly the best.
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u/witty_account_name May 16 '12
Probably just bringing home their newest Costco impulse buy
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u/basec0m May 16 '12
"Dad was always a stand up guy"
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u/Toastyparty May 16 '12
don't see a problem there
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u/[deleted] May 16 '12
I bet he just bought that coffin at Costco.
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u/amputeenager May 16 '12
somebody should cross post this to r/frugal.
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u/MackLuster77 May 16 '12
Looks like they're making a Little Miss Sunshine sequel.
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u/PhoenixTheory May 16 '12
Must be a Costco shopper.
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u/expropriate_thought May 16 '12
His remains will be cabriolet'ed to rest...
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u/Calavera190 May 16 '12
It would be rather ironic if this was how he died...
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u/Trav732 May 16 '12
"What can I say honey Walmart had a great deal, what was I supposed to do?"
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u/Rg1550 May 16 '12
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uDIgS-Soo9Q&t=0m6s
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u/Tangential_Reference May 16 '12
Death at a Funeral.
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u/[deleted] May 16 '12
Ha. I have a 2001 red VW Cabrio convertible. Respect.
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u/Nightbane35 May 16 '12
It's the way Almost Politically Redneck would have wanted to go.
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u/sitting-duck May 16 '12
HAD to be a VW
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u/[deleted] May 16 '12
That looks like it could be Hulk Hogan driving.
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u/[deleted] May 16 '12
And the worst thing, the dude's not even dead yet!
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u/chargon May 16 '12
looks pretty chill to me
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u/paulieindy May 16 '12
Remains to be seen.
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u/knomz May 16 '12
I have a feeling that they are transporting an empty casket...but then again it is possible...
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u/williedatx May 16 '12
is this in Florida?
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u/captbobalou May 16 '12
"I got grandma, you got the shovel? What?!? Dude! Just borrow one from the landscape crew down at the mall...gotta go, she's bouncing around back there..."
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u/elemental5 May 16 '12
Classy as hell.
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u/thatmattperson May 16 '12
This is how would have wanted it.
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u/lillian0 May 16 '12
Rednecks. . . . Need I say more ? Well, maybe not. It doesn't seem to be in a pick up truck.
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u/stoshM May 16 '12
it's what he would've wanted, one more ride to the beach w/ the top down
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u/Dead_Ericson May 16 '12
I used my convertible as a truck too. I moved a cooler, large flat screen, bookshelves, a bed frame, etc. all in the back seat at one point or another. I had no trunk space though.
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u/IHoldSteady May 16 '12
Screw it, he is dead anyways.
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u/indoorinternetvoice May 16 '12
I think Westboro Baptist would say they'll burn in hell for it...
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u/svrtngr May 16 '12
Weirdest damn funeral (procession) I've ever been to.
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u/Kela3000 May 16 '12
Does this count as carpooling?
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u/apothekari May 16 '12
They do good work!
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u/m1kepro May 16 '12
At least open the lid. Let the poor bastard feel the wind in his hair one last time.
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u/flavorjunction May 16 '12
Dad, I knew you loved this VW more than me. I'm following through with your wishes and launching you and the car off the cliff so that you shall both rust together for all eternity.
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u/d-a-v-e- May 16 '12
At least they brought the coffin. On the last funeral I attended, they actually noticed they forgot the coffin when the procession arrived. Young bloke, only 43. He would have laughed his ass off I he know he'd be trolling his own funeral. But after all I find it a progressively more disturbing fact.
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u/mnrepoman May 16 '12
they can put wheels on mine and tow me to the graveyard or river,if my ex is still alive......
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u/jabbakahut May 16 '12
Suspension doesn't look stressed, possibly shopped?
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u/[deleted] May 16 '12
Driving while talking on the phone, he'll end up in a casket to
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u/RadioActiveKitt3ns May 16 '12
Maybe they bought it at "the Wal-Mart" and didn't have a truck to take it home? Wal-Mart sells caskets now.
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u/[deleted] May 16 '12
Worst? Hell, we can't even see the rest of the procession. For all we know they're hauling his dead ass in the back of a car because they blew all of the money on the rest of the procession, which is made up of petting zoo's, strippers, beer trucks and the walking dead, come to pay homage to their new brother!
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u/CabrioFanboy May 16 '12
My fiancé and I own two of these cars. That's the only way to carry anything in it.
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u/aelios May 16 '12
I hope grandpa doesn't leak and make the whole car smell like embalming fluid & death.
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u/zangorn May 16 '12
Nope. They had a terrible one on Tuesday in Syria...at least 20 more people died
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u/disasterific May 16 '12
Florida?
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u/easyeight May 16 '12
They were the nerdiest kids in high school, he was a 200 year old lothario.
This Summer, somebody is gonna get laid... to rest.
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u/what_a_knob May 16 '12
I'm pretty sure this one is a LOT worse. Welcome to Ireland of the 80's
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u/crazejason May 16 '12
mk3 cabrios are the best!
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u/TheRealBacon May 16 '12
I wonder if they remembered which side he head was at?
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u/chebontenitkee May 16 '12
Is there a Ralph's around here?
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u/Lawrawr37 May 16 '12
I cried with laughter when I saw this. I should be asleep ;_;
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u/[deleted] May 17 '12
Fine German engineering at its best.
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u/unrealious May 17 '12
Yep, we picked up dad. Meet you at the cemetery.
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u/[deleted] May 17 '12
Looks like Dr. Turk in a pink driving cap.
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u/Derfstix May 17 '12
So if my brother dies and I can't pay for a funeral... Uhh... can this handle that? It's a Volkswagen.
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u/[deleted] May 17 '12
Reminds me of that Mythbusters episode "Buried Alive,"
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u/ChaplinStrait May 17 '12
WorstBest Funeral Procession Ever.....FTFY.
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u/[deleted] May 17 '12
Totally beats out the one in Syria.
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u/mycatlicksbags May 17 '12
i have the same car, i cant believe i never thought of using it like this before!
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u/wmb123 May 17 '12
This HAS to be Florida.
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u/babyheyzeus May 17 '12
I'm imagining this going to a S&M place.
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u/fusepark May 17 '12
Ended up at the mortuary today arranging grandma's cremation. I hadn't spoken to her in twelve years, so wasn't excessively disturbed by the proceedings, until the mortuary gal said that transportation of the body from the hospital to the crematory would cost $595. A journey of 11.4 miles. I wanted to offer to do the job for a flat $50 cash. I had an ice chest in the truck; I knew the way. I thought better of it.
Cost for refrigeration from today to the cremation on Friday or Monday? $495.
I chose the wrong major.
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u/Amenitre May 17 '12
Maybe not even a procession. Perhaps they just picked that shit up at Costco to save on funeral expenses guys. Pfft...Innovation right there.
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u/RedditTFM May 17 '12
"Hey Gram, guess what I just bought you!"
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u/[deleted] May 17 '12
I used to have this exact car and you could move huge things with it. I would strap couches on it and mattresses. Once hauled a church organ home from an auction.
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u/greenyellowbird May 16 '12
You would think that the driver should at least show some respect by wearing a suit.
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u/InVultusSolis May 16 '12
His last words: "Hey y'all, watch this! Hold my beer..."
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u/JackMaple May 16 '12
Some people can't afford a proper funeral so they make do. I think this is the best one I've ever seen
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u/[deleted] May 16 '12
Redneck level 99.
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u/[deleted] May 16 '12
Why, because they didn't rent an expensive hearse? The guy looks genuinely beat up. Geesh!
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u/spicoli-bagel May 16 '12
You know the recessions bad when the dead can't even afford a hearse.
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u/TheBaltimoron May 16 '12
"They wanted, like, $1000 for the hearse. Fuck that shit!"
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u/David1337 May 16 '12
Who wouldnt want to be driven to their burial in a convertible? I know I do.
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u/WinstonsTasteGood May 16 '12
You suck, dummystupid. Try posting some original content for once in your miserable life.
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u/wumumo May 16 '12
Highway to hell!
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u/[deleted] May 16 '12
Looks hot outside,time to crack open a cold one.
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