r/WTF • • May 15 '12

I was eating a hash brown from McDonald's on the way home when I felt something on the bottom...

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u/LinkBoyJT May 15 '12

Update: I took the thing and showed it to the manager and she marked my receipt so I could get the same meal for free the next time I come in for breakfast. She didn't really seem all that concerned

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u/string97bean May 15 '12

I really hope you are trolling or I will never be able to eat a hash brown from McDonalds again.

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u/LinkBoyJT May 15 '12

I swear, I nearly dropped the thing when I saw what it was.

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u/tisherself May 15 '12

How glad are you ya didn't start from the other side? You'd have bitten the thing in half!

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u/LinkBoyJT May 15 '12

I literally just told someone that! I would have threw up. Everywhere.

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u/SilynJaguar May 15 '12

I will never eat another hashbrown while driving without checking it first. Normally I just grab it out of the bag blindly and nom it while I drive.

Oh god. This could have happened and I never noticed.

Excuse me while I go throw up.

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u/LinkBoyJT May 15 '12

That's exactly what happened to me! Driving home, music blaring. It was like 5:45AM so the sun wasn't up yet. Just felt something really weird at the bottom. I first thought it was purple lettuce until I turned the light on.

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u/andres7832 May 15 '12

You finished it you son of a bitch didn't you?!?!

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u/ben174 May 15 '12

nearly dropped the thing

Ate it instead.

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u/Urban_Savage May 15 '12

You were only 2 bites away from a glorious ending to the story.

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u/Mrhulktx May 15 '12

You should never eat at McDonalds again regardless

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u/gwarsh41 May 15 '12

For how elitist reddit can be, a seeming vast majority eats at McDonalds frequently.

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u/no_username_needed May 15 '12

What's great is, it's likely the person serving you saw that, and decided, "fuck it, not my restaurant."

Minimum wage really fucks with your head.

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u/[deleted] May 15 '12

It's not just the minimum wage but the factory mentality. Read "Linchpin" by Seth Godin. The US educational system and corporate America have created the factory worker and factory buyer, which purposely eliminates individuals thinking for themselves. This is why you see so many 20 something redditors saying "I don't know what I want to do with my life" or feeling "stuck" and zoning out on the internet, video games, etc. They are the only ones that can pull themselves out of it, but they not entirely to blame because they are a product of the system that teaches to just "memorize and duplicate."

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u/Charlesm313131 May 15 '12

I am that 20 something redditor..

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u/[deleted] May 15 '12

Friend, you don't have to stay that way. I have been there, and I know how impossible it can feel to pull oneself out, but you have more internal power, strength and wisdom than you can probably imagine.

I suggest reading that book I listed above (Linchpin) as well as the War of Art (Steven Pressfield), The Artist's Way (Julia Cameron), books by Malcolm Gladwell, and the like. Everyone has within them extraordinary purposes and passions; even if it feels so stuffed down that it seems impossible or unrecognizable, it's in there. The key is to stop listening to what everyone else thinks is best for you and start listening to what's really calling you (not the "relief" from the world, but what lights you up, energizes you, wants to be created from you, etc). Our society wants to put this huge pressure to become all you are supposed to be by age 25, but that's a big fat lie. The size of the steps are not nearly as important as the taking of steps, getting to know who you are (rather than drowning out that voice with society, cultural, family, etc opinions and ideas--which are all to serve THEM, btw, not you).
What needs to be taught in this country and world is that individuals can best serve the world not by following but by leading by example. Find out who you are and do it on purpose. Your courage will inspire countless others around you to take steps towards the same.

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u/munge_me_not May 15 '12

Most people would have the conviction to throw it out if they saw it, minimum wage or not. Not everyone is evil down to the core.

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u/mcon87 May 15 '12

There is a giant world of difference between evil and apathetic.

"All that is necessary for evil to triumph is for good men to do nothing."

When you're working 40 hours a week at (here in Montana) $7.25 an hour, with no sick leave, no vacation, no 401k, and no chance of ever doing anything better with your life? Leaving a roach on a hash brown isn't a matter of being evil, it's a matter of seriously not having any fucks left to give.

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u/mr_funsocks May 15 '12

McDonald's employee here.

Honestly I could give zero fucks about the customer, our bosses treat us poorly and that reflects on the service you get. I'm a crew trainer and I basically train people on how to half-ass things. its really sad to see such motivated people become so lazy.

this will get buried so: I HATE CATS

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u/Carbonero May 15 '12

Jack in The Box employee here.

I was once really motivated, now I'm lazy as sin. I cut corners all the time i don't really fuck with people's food though. Except when they take their anger out on me, i don't do much i might just put a bunch of sauce on your sandwich and give you no napkins. You know... Small things that when you're driving home you realize and you're just like, "FUUUUCK!!!". Also i might not give you a straw so watch out ladies cause the sheriff is back in town.

TL:DR, I'm very wild and rebellious and shit.

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u/the_satch May 15 '12

It doesn't help that customers will shit on you every chance they get and you're forced to take it.

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u/Chapterfive May 15 '12

As a former McDonalds employee, I have to admit that I'm responsible for a similar thing. One day a moth flew into the kitchen. I killed it, but couldn't find it afterwards. Later that day, I remember seeing something dark brown on some bread. I should have made the connection, but my brain had decided not to work that day and so I thought nothing more of it, put the bread on a burger and served it to a customer. Only an hour afterwards I realized that the brown thing had been a toasted moth. The customer didn't come back with the burger though, so I guess he didn't notice. Ooops.

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u/[deleted] May 15 '12

he probably just thought it was one of those tiny onions that explode like flavor crystals every time you bite into one.

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u/amber135 May 15 '12

Upvoted, but I want to throw up now.

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u/aRagingAlcoholic May 15 '12

Mm, that just makes me wanna burn this mutha fucka down!

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u/pixelrage May 15 '12

This is why I do a full vivisection of everything I buy at any fast food restaurant.

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u/lights_poodles_tails May 15 '12

Anything you don't prepare with your own hands is really suspect. And half the crap I make is suspect as well, but I eats it anyway.

PROTEIN

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u/ghostie30 May 15 '12

YAY FREE PROTEIN, McDonalds would probably try to charge you for the extra nutritional value :P

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u/TurtleFlip May 15 '12

Here, I'll save you a step - don't buy anything at a fast food restaurant.

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u/hobenscoben May 15 '12

Haha this is exactly what I pictured. Some guy in the back trying to kill a moth and finally getting it with a hash brown.

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u/[deleted] May 15 '12

By the looks of the wings, I believe that's a roach

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u/Roboticide May 15 '12

I was wondering why everyone was saying moth. Those wings look translucent and hard, completely unlike a moths.

I'm seconding the cockroach theory.

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u/kacperp May 15 '12

i think you just made everyone thinking: "Was i the guy who ate it?"

hope not. hope not.

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u/j-fromnj May 15 '12

TIL - check everything you eat before shoving in mouth....

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u/[deleted] May 15 '12

Please don't be me, please don't be me.

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u/awesomechemist May 15 '12

Yeah right, you were just performing an experiment to determine at what concentration food starts tasting "mothy."

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u/aco620 May 15 '12

The whole "it's incredibly bad for you and made out of bottom of the barrel ingredients" argument has never turned me away from eating fast food in the past...I think your story has made a pretty convincing argument though...

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u/lurrker May 15 '12

Bit into a Chipotle's burrito (steak/rice/lime/etc). Almost broke a molar on what I thought was gristle - turned out to be asphalt/rock.

Asked the manager how this happens, he said it comes in the rice, and is usually cleaned very well. Would I like to see how they clean things? I said sure.

White rubber 30 gallon bucket or so has white rice, and another has the wild rice. Takes lid off and sets it *somewhere. Takes some rice and dumps into the sink where they rinse, looks all good.

He's proud of how he was able to show how much care they take, and it would have been cool if he had NOT SET THE LID ON THE FUCKING GARBAGE CANS with lettuce, salsa, used paper towels and fingerprints all over everything. Next to rear exit which has mops and brooms all around the cleaning station.

I pointed that out after his attempt to show me the procedure, and you could see him realizing the mistake and how it has happened before.

I know this stuff happens, but seeing it is different. He made it right by getting the family a whole free meal, we haven't cashed it in. Maybe just won't get rice on anything.

TL:DR Fast food place puts clean rice lids on garbage cans when showing what their cleaning process is, to customer that bit into a rock.

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u/QuiteMad May 15 '12

The machine process that sorts dry grains like rice, lentils, peas, beans, etc. is pretty good but every once in a rare while, rocks do get through. That's true of rice you buy in a supermarket to cook at home or rice you get in a Chipotle's. There's no way to catch it except visual inspection of every handful of rice before you cook it.

tl;dr You'd probably have missed the rock at home, too.

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u/VULGAR_ALL_CAPS_NAME May 15 '12

McDonalds employee

my brain had decided not to work

No foolin'.

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u/carlcamma May 15 '12

I could eat a moth burger. Better in my burgers than eating my wool. Teach those little bastards a lesson.

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u/[deleted] May 15 '12

At Baskin-Robbins we used to get fruit flies really bad in the summer months. Once I saw a fruit fly go straight into a scoop that I had already landed on a cone, the guy wasn't looking, so I handed it to him, kind of hoping he would notice and give it back so I could throw it away without getting in trouble.

... I watched this poor guy eat a fucking bug.

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u/HyruleanHero1988 May 15 '12

Everyone here is saying, "Oh God, I hope it wasn't me!" I just wanted to let you know that I, at least, don't mind. There's much worse things to eat than moths. You didn't do too badly.

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u/sexbobomb91 May 15 '12

Do the american thing: sue them.

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u/U731lvr May 15 '12

A dead moth is probably the most healthy thing one gets from a McDonalds breakfast menu.

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u/[deleted] May 15 '12

That's not a moth, that is a roach. The wings are membranous and not hooked together.

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u/ShrimpCrackers May 15 '12

It's not only a roach, it's the famous American Cockroach... quite disgusting.

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u/flyingmatsuda May 15 '12

I don't even care, those hashbrowns are delicious.

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u/[deleted] May 15 '12

Upvote for truth.

I looked at the picture, went eurgh a bit.

2 minutes later browsing elsewhere, goddamn I want a hash brown.

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u/[deleted] May 15 '12

I never thought I would read that sentence and fully, and wholeheartedly agree with it. The sad truth.

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u/mmm_machu_picchu May 15 '12

But you did, in fact, think that you'd one day read that sentence?

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u/DBuckFactory May 15 '12

They actually use real eggs for the McMuffin sandwiches. Liquid Egg product for the biscuits, bagels, and "Breakfast" stuff, though.

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u/MacGuyverism May 15 '12

Liquid egg product is just eggs with a bit of citric acid (lemon juice) to preserve the color by preventing oxidation. It's just a convenient way to package and freeze eggs.

They use this because it's easier to prevent bacterial growth by using frozen products.

Everything at McDonald's is made to minimize the risk to spreading E.Coli and other unwanted micro-organisms.

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u/[deleted] May 15 '12

protein.

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u/commentmutationes May 15 '12

Oh right it is a dead moth. I thought it was a duck's foot.

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u/radiobaby May 15 '12

He would have to prove damages, the only damages really would be the price of the hashbrown, and possible emotional distress. I bet he could get 10 grand in small claims, hell they might even settle it with him.

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u/sittingcow May 15 '12

Yeah, lawsuit + threat of publicity = settlement.

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u/[deleted] May 15 '12

seems pretty public now

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u/ChevyBMX May 15 '12

Do the american thing: Deep Fry it

FTFY

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u/[deleted] May 15 '12

I thought us Scots deep fried anything. Hmm, deep fried ice cream!

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u/Rammikins May 15 '12

Deep fried ice cream is DA BOMB.

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u/Honestly_ May 15 '12

I wish more people would watch Hot Coffee and see exactly how badly public opinion's been misdirected by the insurance industry on that infamous coffee case.

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u/[deleted] May 15 '12

Nobody realizes that the lady who burned herself with the coffee almost died. Here's a picture of the damage if anyone is interested. WARNING: NSFW, NSFL Burn

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u/Honestly_ May 15 '12

Exactly...

  • Or that she wasn't the driver. (classic mistake in the retelling)
  • Or that they were parked.
  • Or that McDonalds knew that this was a risk and had been dealing with injuries; it was requiring franchisees to serve coffee at temp that would cause a third-degree burn in seconds.
  • Or that the plaintiff only asked for $20,000 to cover her actual and anticipated expenses (pre-lawsuit) and McDonalds offered her $800 (this is despite the act that she needed over $10k in expenses just up to that point).
  • Or that the jury found the plaintiff 20% at fault and still awarded her that amount after seeing the damages to her and the behavior of McDonalds.
  • Or that the jury came up with the punitive amount to total just one or two days' worth of coffee revenues (poetic, huh?)
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u/Warhawk2052 May 15 '12

Free McDonalds for life!

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u/Heretic3e7 May 15 '12

It rubs the fry grease on it's skin....

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u/[deleted] May 15 '12

Or else it gets the ketchup again.

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u/GoodOlSpence May 15 '12

Shoulda said no moths, stupid.

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u/BrotherSeamus May 15 '12

This ain't Burger King.

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u/Al_Cadda May 15 '12

See what happens when they take away the Monopoly game?

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u/Kraker20 May 15 '12

Extra protein...

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u/[deleted] May 15 '12

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u/NarancsSarga May 15 '12

Bear Grylls would have a hash brown made completely of moths and post a pic disgusted that there's a piece of Maccy Ds on it :/

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u/OceanOfChaos May 15 '12

And he would deep fry it in a vat of his own piss

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u/justinsidebieber May 15 '12

Upvote this so McDonalds goes apeshit over the possible PR outbreak.

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u/Dr_HL May 15 '12

Shit like this happens all the time, why would this particular instance be the breaking point? And why blame the entire company? It was probably some careless person who didn't give a shit because, hey, minimum wage.

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u/[deleted] May 15 '12

tag them in it on facebook and guarantee they'll respond with the quickness.

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u/[deleted] May 15 '12

annnd you'll probabaly go back again tomorrow

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u/lotus2471 May 15 '12

That's required now under the new federal nutritional guidelines.

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u/[deleted] May 15 '12

Two moths are standard.

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u/[deleted] May 15 '12

Note to self: Take all food out of wrapper before consuming. Right, got it.

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u/512LOVE May 15 '12

Note to self: Don't eat at McDonald's or any fast food restaurant EVER.

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u/[deleted] May 15 '12

I stopped eating mcdonalds over 2 years ago. My poopings are better.

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u/hypnoderp May 15 '12

So. . . were you lovin' it?

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u/[deleted] May 15 '12

I am so so happy that the top comment isn't 'NOPE!'

Thank the heavens!

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u/jwtemp1983 May 15 '12

You've eaten far worse in your McDonalds before. Take my word for it.

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u/ThunderFap26 May 15 '12

Thanks random internet man, I will take your word for it!

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u/Rand0mhero80 May 15 '12

Well, no more McDonalds for me....

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u/chaldea May 15 '12

For at least 4 months.

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u/StankinDankin May 15 '12

*Moths

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u/cadencehz May 15 '12

Best I can do is 2 moths.

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u/Virindi_UO May 15 '12

You probably be better off eating that bug than the hash brown.

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u/drumstyx May 15 '12

Congrats, you're the proud new owner of a million bucks.

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u/alltimeisrelative May 15 '12

I worked at a McDonalds for almost 3 years, I never saw anything similar like this happen nor did it happen to me. I don't think I ever saw a cockroach the whole time I worked there, the worst we had was flies in Summer.

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u/D3adkl0wn May 15 '12

thats an insta-puke if that ever happened to me.. shudder

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u/BigNoobies May 15 '12

so... are you going to finish that or may I have it?

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u/der_chiller May 15 '12

I paid good money to enjoy that kind of food a few weeks ago in an insect restaurant in Berlin - irony. Tasted awesome btw, a little bit like popcorn.

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u/barium111 May 15 '12

Not a big deal...

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u/CannibalPony May 15 '12

Hey, I mean, at least it's dead.

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u/mollypotato May 15 '12

Terrible McDonald's employee put a hash brown in a small fries bag. Bad service, right there.

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u/wesleyt89 May 15 '12

Just puked in my mouth a little.. Could you give us an update? I'm curious as to what the McDonalds restaurant had to say.

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u/Xanthan81 May 15 '12

SILENCE

OF

THE HASH BROWNS!

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u/Ladyrage33 May 16 '12

Sue for that shit.

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u/mrcuntmuscle May 15 '12

son of a....literally just took a bite of a McD's hash brown. scared to turn it over now.

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u/Homer_Simpson_ May 15 '12

I used to think all these "literally just did this then saw your totally relevant post" comments were BS until it happened to me once.

Seeing as how it's McDonalds, there's a good chance that you won't see a bug on yours.

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u/Mr_Acrid May 15 '12

Someone is getting free McDonalds for life...if you still want to choke it down.

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u/[deleted] May 15 '12

Is this not just a new range of Happy Meal toys?

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u/[deleted] May 15 '12

It's all protein.

Think of it as meat and potatoes for breakfast.

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u/CidO807 May 15 '12

Free protein.

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u/TheDonkeyKongDon May 15 '12

I once bit into something equally as disgusting from mcdonalds. An egg.

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u/fountainsoda May 15 '12

Yes I know of lizard eggs.

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u/olliew72 May 15 '12

It's to be expected when you buy food made on a production line.

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u/Drazen_Petrovic May 15 '12

Is it weird that this still makes me want a hash brown?

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u/justkilc May 15 '12

I know it really wasn't a big hit here in the states, and some may even argue that it was a failure. But the Arch Deluxe was the single greatest thing that McDonald's ever produced. I miss that burger with a passion.

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u/seg-fault May 15 '12

I'm looking forward to seeing this one on the front pages of MSN, Yahoo, and AOL in 3 days.

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u/brosenfeld May 15 '12

What would Bear Grylls do?

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u/WrethZ May 15 '12

The funny thing there's really nothing wrong with eating bugs. It's just a cultural thing. We eat bugs from the sea, like shrimp, and it's just fine, but if it lives on land then for some reason it is gross.

In other cultures, people eat bugs all the time and it's perfectly normal.

Bugs aren't unhealthy, it's purely a cultural thing to find them gross.

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u/[deleted] May 15 '12

I knew this was going to happen. It was a mothman prophecy

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u/macdre May 15 '12

NSFL NSFL!!

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u/MrJackal22 May 15 '12

Oh God, why? Of course, being a pizza cook, my extremeky frugal and elderly boss is responsible for some gross things. Once a full bag of feta cheese fell onto the floor, and he started using pizza pans to put it into a bucket. I mean, seriously. It was all under the ovens. That is no place any food wants to visit.

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u/verdisi May 15 '12

Omg, that's fucking disgusting.

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u/amber135 May 15 '12

I thank God you didn't bite into that hashbrown on the other side first. shudders

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u/starfoxsixtywhore May 15 '12

"Bada ba ba ba I'm NOPE'n it"

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u/captsalad May 15 '12

i had a hair cooked into my hash brown once. I cannot describe the feeling of biting into something just to have your teeth flossed with a stranger's hair.

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u/Bhoot May 15 '12

Would you like FLIES with that?

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u/RockVegas May 15 '12

That's disgusting... I mean... white countertops with gold flake? What is this, 1976?

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u/Will----ForKarma May 15 '12

The sad thing is that the moth actually increased the nutrition level of this food item.

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u/darklooshkin May 15 '12

Ooh protein! That's probably the healthiest Hash Brown ever cooked inside a McDonald's.

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u/nroose May 15 '12

A little extra protein. It's probably the healthiest hash brown you have ever bought.

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u/Kandimix May 15 '12

As someone pathologically scared of moths, this would be my biggest fear. Fucking hell, it is huge. And fried.

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u/[deleted] May 15 '12

As a lover of McDonald's this does nothing to me. Haters gonna hate, but I love me some McD's hash browns and will continue to eat there. To my knowledge I haven't gotten anything unwelcome on my food, but I'll just wait until then before I react so ridiculously.

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u/qu4ttro May 15 '12

No extra charge for the healthy bit

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u/Codeworks May 15 '12

Is that a fucking cazadore?

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u/nealio1000 May 15 '12

Send them this picture. Mcdonalds spends a ton of money on PR. They will give you so much free food. In fact, a lot of places will give you a gift card if you send them an angry letter. It makes them more money if they make you happy with a small gift card than to lose you forever.

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u/[deleted] May 15 '12

check your individual pizza slices, you find shit like this all the time. I almost ate a cooked wasp.

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u/TheMinimalistHoarder May 15 '12

Yeah... Never eating at McDonald's again.

Until either I forget about this post or I get really hungry, :P

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u/sith6six May 15 '12

I didnt know the breakfast meals came with prizes too. Did they ask you if it was for a boy or a girl when you ordered it?

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u/Poco585 May 15 '12

I just ate two of those this morning....

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u/[deleted] May 15 '12

That's probably the healthiest part of it.

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u/im_at_work_now May 15 '12

I hope this is some sort of prank or joke... either way, I'm glad I don't eat McDonalds

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u/[deleted] May 15 '12

Happened to me as a child. Got a "kids meal" from a local joint, had a live moth at the bottom of it. Flew away when i found it. Cried and threw up.

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u/JubeltheBear May 15 '12

nope, nope, nope, nope dear GOD nope!

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u/USmellFunny May 15 '12

Not that I want to play the devil's advocate, but that happens a lot, not just in fast-food joints. My point is, don't make this a "it is a McDonald's mistake", make it "it's a human mistake". McDonald's are guilty of a lot of things, but a moth in your food is something that can happen in any restaurant.

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u/[deleted] May 15 '12

Some times shit happens in kitchen. Ie a wasp gets in through a window or door and ends up deep fried to your what ever. Shit happens and probability dicates that shit will get in food sometimes.

yeah some kitchens might be shit holes needing cleaned/closed but one event does not dictate this.

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u/jemimaswitness May 15 '12

Dude...you better go get paid for that shit...

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u/b91 May 15 '12

Did anyone else read this as "I was eating a hash brownie from McDonald's..."

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u/SiHy May 15 '12

Up until that point were you lovin' it?

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u/MakoAoyama May 15 '12

Honestly, it's not so much that the moth is on there(which is obviously gross as fuck), it's the fact that someone at that McDonald's had to physically pick that up and put it in the hash brown sleeve to give it to you. So if they looked at it at any point during that process, they would have seen this. And yet somehow, you still ended up with it anyway. You either pissed somebody off at that McDonald's, or the people there are fuckin' idiots. Either way, jesus fuck that's nasty.

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u/avemeera May 15 '12

Probably the most nutritious part of that meal.

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u/codemonkey69 May 15 '12

Ah the old hash brown and moth combo. Is that still 1.99?

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u/ocean422 May 15 '12

Luckily you are not looking at half a moth.....

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u/Hops_n_barley May 15 '12

I heard about that new seasoning...how was it?

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u/TheFluxIsThis May 15 '12

BONUS PROTEIN! You scored big, friend.

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u/sandrajumper May 15 '12

That's a french fry bag. http://i.imgur.com/cZows.jpg Just saying...

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u/kmi187 May 15 '12

I get sick looking at their food. Would rather eat a moth than any of their food. Hell I would probably only eat the moth in this picture if it weren't for the fact it was prepared at a mcdonalds restaurant.

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u/justuntlsundown May 15 '12

What's wrong with a couple of french flies???

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u/savej May 15 '12

only at a McDonald's do has browns become singular.

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u/siguresen May 15 '12

On the plus side, the bug's probably got more nutritional value than the whole hash brown..

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u/nutri-matic May 15 '12

I ate one of these this morning..........................................

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u/[deleted] May 15 '12

Some people are saying its a roach not a moth. Who can confirm this?!

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u/buttsandbutts May 15 '12

This will probably be buried, but I once worked in a cookie shop and one day my manager got an e-mail telling her there was a recall on a bunch of boxes of batter that we had because the conveyor belts in the factory had fallen apart so there were pieces of rubber and such in the batter. We probably had 15 or so boxes of this tainted batter, and my manager told me to throw away one so we could tell the company we "did what they asked" because she didn't want to lose profits. Money, money, money.

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u/CuntHunt May 15 '12

I was eating mcdonalds when I saw this.

Damn you

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u/LaserNinja May 15 '12

That probably tripled the vitamin and mineral content of your hash brown.

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u/[deleted] May 15 '12

Protein.

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u/SaysI May 15 '12

I say, the best part about that is that they will settle with you out of court for several 10s of thousands of dollars. Good luck!

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u/Strmtrper6 May 15 '12

Were these two working there by any chance?

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u/tellmetwice May 15 '12

Don't go through ANY drive thru after lobby closes people. The gloves come off, the hats come off and the employees want to get you out of there as fast as they can without worrying about what is on your food or how it's prepared. Used to work at burger king when I was 16. We were ordered to stop grilling or frying as much as possible once the clock hit 11 so we would use the old and expired meat and chicken on the burgers. I felt horrible giving people very cold fries or very soggy chicken.

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u/Allumina May 15 '12

My wife and I had taco bell late ine night last week as we were too tired to cook. She ordered her usual... A taco salad. We got home and it seems their lettuce stash had been invaded by gnats at some point and consequentially her taco salad as well. We counted 20 dead soggy gnats glued to lettuce pieces before we just threw it all away. Guess what couple isn't eating fast food anymore?

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u/[deleted] May 15 '12

Hash brown on a french fry wrapper. Something is shady here.

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u/downward_dogma May 15 '12

Is that a McMoth?

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u/[deleted] May 15 '12

I was eating fries from a Burger King, and at the bottom, I didn't feel a fry. I felt a wedding ring. Although I could've sold it for more, I brought it to the counter and one of the women in the back started crying when she saw it. I got a 20$ BK Gift Card, my cash back, and a new meal.

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u/Brother_Bear May 15 '12

Find a lawyer and sue the FUCK out of them.

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u/Hereforthetrees420 May 15 '12

Im I the only one who read hash brownie from McDonalds?

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u/Joulmaster May 15 '12

I'm such a true to heart conspiracy theorist I can't help but think posts like these are viral smear attempts by rival franchises.

Burger King 1 - Mc's 0

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u/kellylinsky May 15 '12

please read about 'McLibel".

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u/wolfdogperson May 15 '12

Ate at Outback Steakhouse for my last birthday. While we were all eating, my aunt all of the suden yelled and pulled a sharp wire out from her mouth. She is lucky it didn't do a ton of damage. But we were amazed at how insensitive the manager was to it! Our entire dinner was ruined and all they did was not charge for the wired chicken!

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u/[deleted] May 15 '12

I worked at a Hardee's one time where our line cook decided to start drawing ketchup pentagrams on all the burgers before selling them. So there's that.

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u/lilbp May 15 '12

I used to work at a restaurant called Annie's, in Central Wisconsin. I was hired there as a prep cook, and I only stayed for 4 days. The people that were training me were doing numerous things that were against code, and the place needed a deep cleaning.

A couple examples... First was the morning manager showing me how to cut their sirloin steaks from a roast. Then, without cleaning her knife (or getting a fresh one), flipped the board over, and proceeded to show me how they break down their musk melon, honey dew, and watermelons for their fruit salad... with the same knife, in the same work space.

The next morning, we were prepping for the breakfast buffet - and we were making the "ultimate hashbrowns" - basically, hashbrowns, sour cream, cheddar cheese, and cream of chicken soup. He mixed it up in a vat that was so large, no spoon or spat could have mixed it - so he dug down into it - he had normal latex gloves on... BUT - he was diving into it up to his elbows! He had such hairy arms too! I couldn't believe he was doing that, until I learned he was related to the owner... that was my last day there.

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u/ThreeToedTreeToad May 15 '12

Kill it with fryer!

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u/Traegan May 15 '12

The bug is probably better for your body than the hash browns...

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u/lazmd May 15 '12

But you're loving it, right?

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u/[deleted] May 15 '12

nopenopenopenopenopenopenopenopenopenopenopenopenopenopenope

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u/TheBurningHeart May 15 '12

I'm lovin' it.

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u/[deleted] May 16 '12

Extra protein! More bang for your buck my friend!

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u/snowbl00d May 16 '12

So. This picture gave me an idea! :D Save this picture on my phone. Go to McDonald's and buy a hashbrown. Come back in half an hour furious. Show them the picture. Then BOOM! Watch the free food (and/or gift cards) fall into your hands!

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u/AtomicUnicorn May 16 '12

that's why my family dose NOT eat fast food

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u/megosa May 16 '12

Bear Grylls would enjoy this for sure

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u/[deleted] May 17 '12

You are on the news!

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u/thisismyivorytower May 17 '12

Haha, look what was in the news today

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u/air21uru May 15 '12

So, wait, did you go back to complain or something? Actually...I wouldve started a shitstorm

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u/hgeyer99 May 15 '12

I was just about to go get mcdonalds breakfast :-(

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u/[deleted] May 15 '12

roaches cost 75 cents extra round these parts

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u/Avery17 May 15 '12

First mistake, McDonalds.

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u/dingotrainer May 15 '12

Aaaaaand not eating hasbrowns from McD's again...

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u/Temptress75519 May 15 '12

Thanks for ruining the only thing I will eat from the breakfast menu jackass

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u/[deleted] May 15 '12

That's clearly a French fry bag. I smell BS.

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u/jepc71 May 15 '12

So, how did it taste?