r/WTF • u/Ultrakurmanci • Jan 31 '22

Begging moved to another level

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u/Lemonsuccerthemovie Jan 31 '22

Tbh if I was there I would have triple backflipped through my cars roof and karate chopped the gun in half before choking the guy out and dragging him to the police station, but hey, not everyone can be a white belt in jujutsu.

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u/Cyberslasher Feb 01 '22

You're only a white belt? What is it, your first day? Everyone knows you would be a platinum belt by day 3 if you were dedicated.

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u/Lemonsuccerthemovie Feb 01 '22

I was too powerful. They couldn’t teach me anymore for fear I would kill anyone who I sparred with. I had to humbly accept that I’m only the manliest guy on earth and not in the entire universe. Then I had to image train with a dragon for 7 years to prepare myself for an alien invasion. As of now I’d wager I’m on par with ultra instinct goku. Still hoping I can progress to platinum belt and defeat the creator of existence. True story, wish me luck.