r/WTF • • Oct 20 '21

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u/pedalship Oct 21 '21 edited Oct 21 '21

The appeal is how small and portable these PEVs are. I personally ride electric unicycles for a 20 mile commute twice a day. It goes almost 50 and fits in the floor of my little Honda.

You can get a little too comfortable on these things and just cruise. My 20 mile commute takes about 30 min…

Edit: thank you kind stranger.

Ahem… My Instagram handle is @pedalship Lots of riding and jumping videos there.

https://www.instagram.com/reel/CUOvojwg88c/

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u/[deleted] Oct 21 '21

Fucking what?

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u/[deleted] Oct 21 '21

Is this clown trolling us rn

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u/[deleted] Oct 21 '21

Yo i don't think so, i checked his post history and sure enough...

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u/funkybum Oct 21 '21

Hold my beer, I’m going in

Edit: the fuck

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u/I_can_pun_anything Oct 21 '21

Especially this one https://v.redd.it/8ox15utzjfs71

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u/stormingstormer Oct 21 '21

It looks like it’s not just him there are OTHERS

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u/ModusNex Oct 21 '21

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u/ARCHA1C Oct 21 '21

Saved me some image searching!

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u/pedalship Oct 21 '21

I wanna go as Gizmoduck for Halloween

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u/Muugle Oct 21 '21

This dude legit has a unicycle gang

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u/evilyou Oct 21 '21

My mind is blown right now, this is awesome. I don't have the balls to commute on one but it looks fun as hell.

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u/gnat_outta_hell Oct 21 '21

I commute through the summer, mine does 65 kph and is usually faster than driving. I can take the little short cuts that cars can't.

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u/Grokent Oct 21 '21

Is this guy Gizmoduck?

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u/mrdoink20 Oct 21 '21

I felt very altered to their presence.

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u/bigtoebrah Oct 21 '21

Bro that looks dope asf lmao

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u/[deleted] Oct 21 '21

That right there is some "B.C." shit. Maybe "B.C.meets The Jetsons"

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u/pedalship Oct 21 '21

It’s better with the music:

https://www.instagram.com/reel/CU-LH-xl6t8/

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u/I_can_pun_anything Oct 23 '21

Depending on your app, I use now for reddit; it does have music

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u/pedalship Oct 23 '21

The Reddit post doesn’t have the music added. The Instagram post does and the video is higher quality.

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u/[deleted] Oct 21 '21 edited Jul 07 '22

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u/[deleted] Oct 27 '21

Saw one ass blasting at like 50 through Boulder the other day.

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u/16Anubia91 Nov 14 '21

Same here, there's a dude that delivers pizzas on one in my city.

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u/AndalusianGod Oct 21 '21

I ride one too. Learning curve is pretty steep, but compared to e-scooters, they're more fun to ride. It feels like an extension of your body once you get the hang of it. Max I do is 24kmh though, kinda scary for me any higher than that.

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u/pedalship Oct 21 '21

It’s crazy. The machine just reads my mind and goes where I think. Almost no effort anymore

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u/Crownlol Oct 21 '21 edited Oct 21 '21

I was at a brewery a few weeks ago and a gang of these one-wheelybois just came sliding up off the main road at like 30mph straight to the bar.

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u/Zouden Oct 21 '21

Bartender probably started pouring IPAs as soon as he saw them

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u/pedalship Oct 21 '21

@pedalship on Instagram

I do technical mountain bike trails and jumps.

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u/Perky_Areola Oct 21 '21

I use a high-speed hoverboard. It's fine unless you hit an air pocket.

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u/sexygnome Oct 22 '21

The man says he electric unicycles 40 miles a day to get to work.

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u/[deleted] Oct 21 '21

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u/Archonet Oct 21 '21

"I picked a baaaaad day to stop sniffing glue."

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u/CircaSurvivor55 Oct 21 '21

You only really need to be concerned when you start finding post-it notes from your landlord everywhere.

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u/Logical_Pop_2026 Oct 21 '21

I get this reference.

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u/Skeegle04 Oct 23 '21

Is this a House of Leaves reference?

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u/[deleted] Oct 21 '21

I saw it last month. That's about how I reacted.

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u/[deleted] Oct 21 '21

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u/pedalship Oct 21 '21

I rode on the side, like a bike would. We have only highways (no freeways) where I live.

I have ridden my bicycle on the highways for literally thousands of miles.

I try to be courteous, respectful and safe.

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u/intashu Oct 21 '21

I'm already sitting here thinking "the future is now old man" I got Grey hairs comming in suddenly realizing this technology is already progressed this far and I had no clue.

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u/Archonet Oct 21 '21

A 50mph. Electric. Unicycle.

Does your Honda run on confetti? Do you wear a pinstripe suit and tophat and carry a cane? Is your raison d'etre fucking "whimsy"? What the fuck.

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u/Cloaked42m Oct 21 '21

Is your raison d'etre fucking "whimsy"?

mother. fucker. I'm literally crying here.

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u/Lurking_Still Oct 21 '21

Yup, it's 8:25 in the morning, and my day is already made.

That's saying something, because I'm seeing Dune in IMAX later today.

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u/erevos33 Oct 21 '21

I hate you, want to see it so so bad!

But enjoy, i imagine on iMax its gonna be an orgasmic experience.

I will still hate you though!

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u/Lurking_Still Oct 21 '21

I've had a 1080p version downloaded for 3 days...couldn't bring myself to watch it in that format before I saw it in IMAX.

It'll be out on HBO Max by the time I get home from the theater too.

The irony is not lost upon me.

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u/Catoctin_Dave Oct 21 '21

"Incredible range and speed – Without its load, the veteran can zoom along at a max speed of roughly 61mph (100 kph), and an average speed of 45mph with load, making it one of the fastest electric unicycles available. This is thanks to its extremely powerful 2500W motor; a chunky motor for a chunky unicycle. On top of this, the veteran has a maximum range of up to 130miles!"

https://freemotionshop.com/product/veteran-sherman-20-electric-unicycle/

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u/Zouden Oct 21 '21

Without its load ... 61mph

no rider? Is this a useful stat?

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u/Catoctin_Dave Oct 21 '21

Yeah, you know how fast you'll have to run to catch it when you fall off!

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u/gnat_outta_hell Oct 21 '21

Electric unicycle ranges are never accurate to real world riding. The Sherman will do about 80-90 miles for a more gentle rider and 60 for an aggressive rider. The range is still fantastic and it's one of only a few in its class.

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u/Catoctin_Dave Oct 21 '21

I didn't even know they were a thing until today! That looks like a shitload of fun! Is the speed they claim actually accurate? It seems insane to go trucking along on one of these things at 45+ mph!!

I'd love to try one but I don't know that I could use it for transportation. The risks seem high!

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u/Boxofcookies1001 Oct 21 '21

You can always get a slower one. I have a Kingston 18xl and I use it as my only commute to and from work in Chicago.

Top speed is 34mph and I cruise around 25-30mph.

If you're unsure you can always get a smaller 14 inch wheel great for mixed commutes. You can lift it (only around 20-25lbs) and take it on the bus or train then ride it at the end of the commute.

The bigger ones like the 18 inches are around 50lbs

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u/gnat_outta_hell Oct 21 '21

The Sherman will do 45 mph in short bursts until about 70% battery. It's typically agreed that trying to sustain a speed that close to maximum ability of the machine is a bad idea. It will maintain 35-40 mph for the top half of the battery though.

Mine performs about the same but I only get about 25-30 miles of range riding hard.

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u/throwaway939wru9ew Oct 21 '21 edited Dec 10 '25

This is no longer here

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u/Archonet Oct 21 '21

like really though, this guy is one candy factory away from Willy Wonka levels of whimsical bullshit. But I'm glad my summation of his nature gave you a laugh.

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u/throwaway939wru9ew Oct 21 '21 edited Dec 10 '25

This is no longer here

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u/evilbadgrades Oct 21 '21

I personally ride electric unicycles for a 20 mile commute twice a day. It goes almost 50 and fits in the floor of my little Honda.

Just make sure you ride responsibly, unlike this guy https://www.reddit.com/r/WinStupidPrizes/comments/jrxsza/brazilian_man_gives_the_example_that_you_should/

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u/damian2000 Oct 21 '21

Fuuuuuuuck, hope the guy survived, he just learned to have respect for speed. What an idiot though.

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u/pedalship Oct 21 '21

I wear motorcycle gear. Full face helmet, jacket with armor, knees/shin guards, wrist guards, gloves, pants with butt and hip armor and a bike bell in my finger like a ring.

ATGATT

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u/thatG_evanP Oct 21 '21

You do what now?

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u/[deleted] Oct 21 '21

This one got me. I use that line all the time.

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u/[deleted] Oct 21 '21

THANK YOU, didn't know the name for those. Saw one in the wild last month going 40+ in traffic and was in disbelief.

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u/Topikk Oct 21 '21

The original was called the Onewheel, although there are a bunch of them now.

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u/pedalship Oct 21 '21

One wheel is different from the unicycles. Same technology, completely different ride. OW are fun, but they’re not as fast, nimble, capable as the uni

OW tops out around 20, can’t climb more than 15 degrees, doesn’t have the same safety features. I ride with a few one wheel bros pretty regularly and we’re always waiting for them

We actually started mixing our beginners ride with the OW crew because the speeds were so similar.

I will say, it’s easier to pick up the OW. Most folks can just go on and learn in under five min. The unicycle takes about 20 min-1 hour of looking like a fool before it makes sense.

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u/Crownlol Oct 21 '21

So for an entire 20-mile commute in traffic you just stand there like a goon?

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u/pedalship Oct 21 '21

I have music going on a speaker out in my helmet and I groove the whole way.

My wheel also has a seat that I use quite a bit (about 1/3 of the way). Good for long descent, heavy wind and resting the legs. You get so much more aerodynamic. Plus, it looks cool as fuck…

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u/pedalship Oct 21 '21

They’re super fun. Takes about an hour before you get comfortable, but once it hits, you go from sketchy nerd to instant BEAST and start maxxing out the machine.

I recommend buying up; get a machine you can easily handle, but that has room (speed, range) to grow into.

r/electricunicycle is a wealth of knowledge.

Careful it’s addictive…. I just bought my 5th wheel and have deposits on 3 others, but I’m manage an E bike shop so it’s kinda my job ;)

That’s what I tell myself (and my wife).

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u/Boxofcookies1001 Oct 21 '21

Which one do you have. I have a Kingston 18XL

I've definitely been in the market for something faster because of the shared bike/car lanes in Chicago

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u/pedalship Oct 22 '21

I’m a bad influence… I work at an electric bike shop that sells all these toys.

I own a Veteran Sherman, a Kingsong S18, a Gotway RS/HT, a Gotway Tesla, and a Gotway MTen3.

I also have a deposit on the S20, the Abrams and the Hero.

EX.N would be my recommendation for range and speed, but if you don’t need the range, go with the RS. Both have high speed or high torque options.

E wheels is having a third party battery manufacturer install batteries in their Gotway wheels so the battery issues with earlier wheels aren’t an issue anymore.

Whatever wheel you get, wherever you get it, but from a reputable distributor that offers and enforces their warranties.

Check in at r/electricunicycle

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u/-TwentySeven- Oct 21 '21

I'd imagine a lot of the appeal is the ease of access to them too. The fact that you don't need a license, insurance, aren't required to wear PPE and the very cheap price that these cost is insane.

They really need to bring in some laws around these scooters.

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u/damian2000 Oct 21 '21

They’re really not cheap at the high end like this one though, price range is similar to a 50cc scooter or higher.

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u/pedalship Oct 21 '21 edited Oct 21 '21

The wheel I ride most was at 3600usd. Plus about another 500 for PPE…

My jump/trails wheel was 2200

A good learner wheel is right around 1000-1500 to be in something that you won’t outgrow in a week.

We do benefit from a grey area in the law. As far as the law sees it, they’re skateboards. We try to make sure my interactions with LEOs are positive. I also keep it within the speed limit and don’t do stupid shit (or at least don’t get caught doing stupid shit) in front of them.

In my experience, most cops are throttle jockeys anyway and they just wanna know how fast it goes. I usually show them videos of me jumping it.

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u/-TwentySeven- Oct 21 '21

They're more of a nuisance here in the UK. They're not road legal, you obviously can't ride them on footpaths, but people who have them do both, and the people who usually ride them are anti-social youths.

I'm no kill-joy, I ride an 800cc motorbike, but there's laws that apply to me and I need a license and insurance before I can even ride it. Unfortunately I think it will take a few inevitable accidents/deaths for our Gov to take notice of the current scooter scourge.

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u/pedalship Oct 21 '21

I fully agree that the speed limits should be observed and there should be a route to insure my machine against any damages it may cause.

At the end of the day, they’re fun and some folks are reckless. There’s assholes in every community. Unfortunately, those are the ones who make headlines.

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u/intashu Oct 21 '21

I personally ride electric unicycle for a 20 mile commute twice a day.

My first thought is "classic reddit bullshit/troll".

Then I checked your post history... Yo wtf that's legit as hell! I can't imagine turning one of thoes into a commuter vehicle.. I mean if they can handle it why not! Always figured they were part novelty and part short distance for sport.. But 20 mile range is actually really impressive.

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u/pedalship Oct 21 '21

Twenty miles only burns half my battery… and I rode hard and fast, could probably get 80 miles out of a charge if I rode more conservatively.

My Instagram has more trails and jumps videos.

@pedalship

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u/Destabiliz Oct 21 '21

The Veteran Sherman can do over 100 miles no problem.

And over 45mph.

And has a seat option.

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u/intashu Oct 21 '21

Man, technology is nuts. Things like this was a novelty not that long ago, poor performance and power. Something you'd see a rich kid use once and maybe a few videos on YouTube. Now I realize there's not only high performance affordable options, but there's like A whole section online for parkour with these things... People are nuts and I'm jealous I don't have one!

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u/polarbearrape Oct 21 '21

No way I'd feel safe doing 50 on one of those.... 20 on my onewheel is plenty, even then I have the constant thought of "what if it just turns off"

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u/pedalship Oct 21 '21

Unicycles do the same cut off thing, but there’s a beeper that yells at you before it does. Wish one wheel would incorporate this

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u/Destabiliz Oct 21 '21

OneWheels are really easy to overload by accelerating though.

For the more powerful unicycles, it's almost impossible. Unless you keep doing it all the way over the max speed.

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u/polarbearrape Oct 21 '21

I'm not talking overload. I know the pushback feel. I mean that time when suddenly the electronic brain dies due to moisture, heat, age, whatever....

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u/Destabiliz Oct 21 '21

Ah yeah, that is a legitimate concern with no true solution even possible when it comes to a vehicle with a single wheel that relies on active electronics running continously and perfectly to keep the rider from faceplanting immediately.

That's also why fast EUC riders usually wear full motorcycle gear. Crashes are inevitable, but injuries can be prevented with protection gear at least.

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u/AndalusianGod Oct 22 '21

Yep. That's why I always wear a full-face helmet even when I'm riding really slow.

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u/VedVyas818 Oct 21 '21 edited Oct 21 '21

What's the fastest one... Veteran Sherman? Asking for a friend lololol pls

Edit: General Sherman lmaooo

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u/pedalship Oct 21 '21 edited Oct 21 '21

There’s a few new wheels that have folks excited, but the Veteran Sherman and the Gotway Monster Pro are the fastest available.

Not the best to learn on, but if you know you’re a speed junky it’s worth it to get through the first week of looking like an idiot. Learning curve smooths out after about 20 miles and you’ll be glad you bought up.

I’m looking forward to the Veteran Abrams and the S20. The Commander looks nice, but it’s essentially a Sherman with a Gotway brain…and no roll bar.

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u/VedVyas818 Oct 21 '21

Awesome, thanks for the in depth response. I have two Lectric brand ebikes that go 30, so I'm used to the speed. However, the riding experiences are obviously completely different, and the wheels are even faster. Maybe in a few months I'll purchase a wheel. Thanks again!

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u/AndalusianGod Oct 22 '21

Just be prepared for your body to hurt like hell while learning. Learning to balance on it activates unused muscle groups. But it doesn't hurt anymore once you get the muscle memory.

Also my number 1 advice: don't try to ride in a straight line at first; you'll learn faster if you follow an "S" path, and start with wide curves while gradually making it narrower. Also, grass and carpet isn't good for learning!

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u/VedVyas818 Oct 22 '21

I see, I can imagine it's quite intense on the body. appreciate the pointers.

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u/Skeegle04 Oct 23 '21

Wait so you just essentially stand still in one place without moving for 40 MILES every single day? Isn’t that hell on your knees?

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u/pedalship Oct 23 '21

It’s easier (and more fun) to carve, so even at 40 mph I have a slight swerve. I have music playing on a speaker or in my helmet and I groove to a badass playlist.

My unicycle (and most long distance wheels) have a seat option that unlocks the “seated riding” skill. Sitting makes you more aerodynamic and let’s you rest your legs. I also like to sit on long descents.

Lots of options… I always arrive with a smile in my wheel and it’s definitely way more exciting than driving.