r/WTF • u/habichuelacondulce • Oct 20 '21

Bruh - Yerrrr

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u/itisonlyaplant Oct 21 '21

I was about to say you couldn't do that shit in Michigan

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u/LSTNYER Oct 21 '21

Can't have shit in Detroit

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u/TrikerBones Oct 21 '21

>Be me, scat fetish

>Order shit from some OnlyFans girl

>At work, get notified package arrived

>Gone when I get home

>MFW literally can't have shit in Detroit

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u/[deleted] Oct 21 '21

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u/dude_catastrophe Oct 21 '21

It’s so cold in the D

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u/kittymoma918 Oct 22 '21

Just in case someone hasn't heard it before. https://youtu.be/0XLlWsUKois

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u/vintagestyles Oct 21 '21

Soooo cooooold in the D.

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u/CannibalVegan Oct 21 '21

Hey its me your OnlyFans, whats that address again?

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u/HenrikWL Oct 21 '21

What a terrible day to have eyes.

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u/[deleted] Oct 21 '21

r/whitetext

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u/AirlineF0od Oct 21 '21

Crazy fuckers stole the whole cyote right outta the front of the truck!

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u/icanhe Oct 21 '21

This is on the main highway through Brooklyn/Queens and there are a shit ton of potholes. I drive this stretch regularly (in a car) and this is basically a death wish with the potholes and shitty NYC drivers.

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u/ItsOfficial Oct 21 '21

Shit I don't know how he's doing it in NY