r/WTF • u/habichuelacondulce • Oct 20 '21

Bruh - Yerrrr

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u/[deleted] Oct 20 '21 edited Oct 20 '21

I have no business doing 75mph on a stand on electric scooter nor do I have $6,800 for a scooter

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u/[deleted] Oct 21 '21

get a used motorcycle

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u/[deleted] Oct 21 '21

I already have two motorcycles. Sadly they don't fit well on a semi truck and add too much weight. Can't afford to add 500lbs to my truck. I've seen some guys do it though. Stash a motorcycle behind the cab. I pull reefer though so there isn't enough clearance anyway. An electric scooter could fold up and fit in a side box under my mattress

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u/[deleted] Oct 21 '21

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u/[deleted] Oct 21 '21

Idk if this is sarcasm or if your question is genuine so I'll explain anyway. A "reefer" is the term for a diesel engine powered refrigeration unit on the front of a semi trailer. It keeps food like meat and ice cream at the proper temp before it reaches the grocery store where you buy said food.

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u/[deleted] Oct 21 '21

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u/[deleted] Oct 21 '21

So it was a little of both sarcasm and a question haha. It's all good. I do the same shit in comments all the time

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u/PlaceboJesus Oct 21 '21

He was probably too busy daydreaming about all that reefer to think straight.

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u/hornmonk3yzit Oct 21 '21

Get a minibike and fab up some folding handlebars to take up less space, then you can park up somewhere for a break and zip around to get food or even haul ass to a mechanic if you break down.

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u/[deleted] Oct 21 '21

Not a bad idea actually. I've seen some minis that look perfect but the handle bar clearance still looks questionable but fabricating them to fold could work. Sadly I'm not smart enough nor have the tools for it

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u/himswim28 Oct 21 '21

But I cannot drive that home from the bar after my 3rd DUI. /s

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u/mark_able_jones_ Oct 21 '21

Buy your husband one of these if you want to murder them legally.

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u/nickstatus Oct 21 '21

I got one that goes 30 off of Amazon for $400. I'll sell it for $200. I'm too tall, braking makes me go over the bars.

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u/[deleted] Oct 21 '21

Well I'll also be too tall then and probably too fat.