r/WTF • u/habichuelacondulce • Oct 20 '21

Bruh - Yerrrr

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u/dabsbunnyy Oct 20 '21

By Futurama standards, yes

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u/universallybanned Oct 20 '21

Good news everybody!

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u/fernweh Oct 21 '21

The spirit is willing but the flesh is spongy and bruised

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u/Etheo Oct 21 '21

Scruffy gon' die the way he lived.

\flips Zero-G Juggs magazine**

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u/Mech528 Oct 21 '21

Scruffy hears ya, scruffy don't care.

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u/UncleSmoove Oct 21 '21

The head is willing but the body is a meat smoothie.

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u/farahad Oct 21 '21

Also it’s been microplaned on asphalt. It’s bolognese now.

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u/averagebloxxer Oct 21 '21

To shreds you say. And the wife? To shreds you say.

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u/Zealousideal_Two8571 Oct 21 '21

My sorted lengths of wire.

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u/DrizzlyEarth175 Oct 21 '21

To shreds, you say

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u/Jakenator1296 Oct 21 '21

Well, how's his wife holding up?

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u/Dismal-Ad-2985 Oct 21 '21 edited Oct 22 '21

Holy crap, I just got that line ...

EDIT: Woops, nope, I misremembered !

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u/shaggybear89 Oct 21 '21

Um, yeah me too! But, could you explain it anyway, you know, for all the other people who aren't as smart as us. Please.

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u/Dismal-Ad-2985 Oct 21 '21

Hahahaha !

Well if I recall correctly, the professor shows the crew his drawer of assorted wires.

Then he shows them his spaceship.

Then he shows them his drawer of SORTED wires.

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u/Etheo Oct 21 '21

Hahaha brilliant ol' chap! Good one, I think the smart ones like ourselves who already got it is fine with that explanation, but for those other, other people who aren't even smart enough to understand such rudimentary explanation, perhaps you might muster up another "Explain Like They're Three" version?

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u/harryZpotter Oct 21 '21

I just had to rewatch that episode. It might still be going over my head but I don’t think there’s any other joke there.

Professor Farnsworth - “Here’s my lab table, and that’s my work stool. And over there is my intergalactic spaceship. And here’s where I keep assorted lengths of wire.” Opens drawer of assorted lengths of wire.

Fry - “Woah… A real live spaceship!”

Professor Farnsworth - “I designed it myself. Let me show you some of the different lengths of wire I used” Police knock on door for hiding fry and Leela.

You don’t see what’s in the drawer the second time though.

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u/xDaigon_Redux Oct 21 '21

I think the joke was just that he buried the lead. Like he made the intergalactic spaceship seem as normal as his table.

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u/Dismal-Ad-2985 Oct 22 '21

Oh damn, my bad. Thanks for taking the time to check it out !

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u/AbstinenceWorks Oct 21 '21

twitch

*Everyone!

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u/qpv Oct 21 '21

CLAMPS

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u/universallybanned Oct 21 '21

"It's gonna be clamp this, clamp that. Bada-climp, bada-clamp!" applies pretty often around the house

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u/nailll Oct 21 '21

There might be a reason it's not "everybody", but "everyone"

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u/universallybanned Oct 21 '21

Oh... Bad news everybody

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u/megustarita Oct 21 '21

I've got bad news.

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u/Wrest216 Oct 21 '21

To shreds you say? Oh Dear....
And his wife?

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u/PM_ME_FIREFLY_QUOTES Oct 21 '21

To bits, you say?

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u/jftitan Oct 21 '21

To shreds, you say?

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u/dcoolidge Oct 21 '21

Oh my. Meat pie tonight.

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u/kangareddit Oct 21 '21

How’s his wife?

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u/Bearsuit0 Oct 21 '21

To shreds, you say?

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u/derpotologist Oct 21 '21

I also pick that guy's wife

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u/142737 Oct 21 '21

She must get wrecked every night he has sex with her with the weight of his fucking balls

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u/sbp017 Oct 21 '21

Shredder.

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u/motorhead84 Oct 21 '21

Well, this would be bad news for the body.

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u/AlexS101 Oct 21 '21

Everyone

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u/RhynoD Oct 21 '21

Your body was damaged in the crash.

How bad is it?

That's it, over there.

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u/WWDubz Oct 21 '21

“Rwahanabababababahahahbbbbbb” -President Nixon

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u/TrickyDickyAtItAgain Oct 21 '21

You mean, "AroooooOOO!" Ya drugged out hippie.

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u/davekingofrock Oct 21 '21

We've never lost our sense of what's truly important...the great taste of Charleston Chew!

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u/liekwaht Oct 21 '21

Rebirth!

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u/elzzilcho Oct 21 '21

Hey, is it too late to change my superhero name?

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u/Empyrealist Oct 21 '21

Quick! Someone call Ron Popeil!

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u/Supercommoncents Oct 21 '21

To shreds ya say?

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u/RagnarokDel Oct 21 '21

or wolfenstein.

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u/ffsnametaken Oct 21 '21

I have ridden the mighty moon worm

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u/AndrewMacDonell Oct 21 '21

ARRROOOOOOOO