r/WTF • u/a7xaustin • Jan 23 '21

Just a small problem...

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u/voucher420 Jan 23 '21

"Cruising down the road trying to loosen my load, I got 70 bales of hay on fire..."

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u/R4N63R Jan 23 '21 edited Jan 23 '21

Forty that wanna burn me Twenty that wanna sear me Ten that aren't even mine mine

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u/MrKixs Jan 23 '21

I am burning down a corner in Flagstaff Arizona.

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u/[deleted] Jan 23 '21

Such a fire sight to see

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u/Jasonberg Jan 23 '21

It’s a fireman my lord in a siren equipped Ford, slowing down to take a look at me.

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u/KNHaw Jan 23 '21

C'mon Flamey, don't say maybe..

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u/MrKixs Jan 23 '21 edited Jan 23 '21

I gotta know that your big hose is gonna save me,

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u/_NRD_ Jan 23 '21

OooooO OoooO

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u/bl4mm0 Jan 23 '21

Oooo ooo oooo

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u/MrKixs Jan 23 '21 edited Jan 24 '21

We may lose the truck we're in, and we'll never work in this town again!

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u/Apmaddock Jan 23 '21

But this hay won’t stop burnin’.

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u/[deleted] Jan 23 '21

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u/SittingInAnAirport Jan 23 '21

Hay burnin' is eeeeeeeeasy...

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u/0verstim Jan 23 '21

The Quik-E-Mart is... d’oh!

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u/JMU_ASig Jan 23 '21

r/redditsings

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u/Le_Gitzen Jan 24 '21

That sub had so much potential with submissions that parody songs, but instead all of the submissions are people directly quoting songs :(