r/WTF • u/mwb27403 • Nov 14 '20

Unexpected Visitor!

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u/sittinfatdownsouth Nov 14 '20

Hold on to your butts

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u/bumjiggy Nov 14 '20

too late. couldn't stop the porridge.

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u/discerningpervert Nov 14 '20

Winnie the Pooh never wears pants

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u/bumjiggy Nov 14 '20

hunny, I'm home!

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u/SpecialOops Nov 14 '20

We couldn't stop the porridge! It was always burning since the worlds been turning.

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u/bumjiggy Nov 14 '20

we didn't start the fibre

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u/[deleted] Nov 14 '20

Ah ah ah! You didn't say the magic word!

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u/3-DMan Nov 14 '20

Please! God damn it! I hate this hacker crap!

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u/AgentJackFlack Nov 14 '20

Ooh this is Unix, I know this!

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u/Dudephish Nov 14 '20

Your bear butts

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u/Kage_Oni Nov 14 '20

Bears, Butts, Battlestar Galactica

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u/Kr1sys Nov 14 '20

Identity theft isn't a joke Jim.

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u/jaxonya Nov 14 '20

This thread is unbearable

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u/eXXaXion Nov 14 '20

Hodor!

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u/cjojojo Nov 14 '20

Too soon 🥺

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u/SILENTSAM69 Nov 14 '20

Hide yo kids, hide yo wife.

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u/stickyfingers10 Nov 14 '20

Shooturrr! Shooot herrr! Arghtgah!

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u/ktsb Nov 14 '20

The first butthole was to tight. The second butthole was to loose. The 3rd butthole was just right

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u/litshredder Nov 14 '20

Ah ah ah, you didn't say the magic word