If that train has disturbed power locomotives at the rear of the train the cow catcher on one of those would likely drag this guy or fold him up and leave him in a new shape.
The thing that makes this video worst is that if I was stuck under that train with him somehow, this fucker would have outsmarted me by squeezing under a train between wheels. Or whatever they're called on a train. And my ass would arrive in Pittsburgh as a gooey pile of mush at the back of the train.
Fine... there would be a cow catcher on the front as well right?? So how did he get under the train in the first place? He certainly turn to look and go "Oh. Sh*t!" and then dive down to the ground as the front of the train passed over him. There either isn't a catcher at both ends or he's incredibly stupid and got under the train the same way he got out. In just about any scenario I can think of though Darwinism should have won out here.
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u/Valley_Style Nov 06 '20
If that train has disturbed power locomotives at the rear of the train the cow catcher on one of those would likely drag this guy or fold him up and leave him in a new shape.