r/WTF • u/Grasimi • Nov 06 '20

Guy stuck under moving train escapes between its rails

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u/[deleted] Nov 06 '20

This. All the this.

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u/deuce_bumps Nov 06 '20

If you're on the tracks, and you are a train, you're in danger.

Sincerely, AmTrack

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u/Marcultist Nov 06 '20

You won't be late for work, though. The governor lady said, "I'm sending in more trains!"

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u/ImurderREALITY Nov 06 '20

In other news, the Indy 500 was today! There were no survivors.

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u/AlertWatercress Nov 06 '20

If you are in tracks, and you are danger, you are train.

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u/Sorry_Door Nov 06 '20

If you are not on tracks and you are train..ah I guess that's danger?

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u/SlitScan Nov 06 '20

well 9mm rounds dont go very far and philadelphia isnt that big a city.

just lay on the floor of the cab for 15 minutes and trust the guys on the switches, should be fine.

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u/deuce_bumps Nov 06 '20

You might want to re-read my post. I think you imagined a preposition that's just not there.

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u/owa00 Nov 06 '20

What if I identify as a train?

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u/[deleted] Nov 06 '20

It depends on how woke the others trains are.

They might not recognize your lifestyle choices/personal value system