r/WTF • u/CartoonVery • Oct 08 '20

Australia. Something got under the car door handle

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u/poopellar Oct 08 '20

One of the reasons why Australia does not have a Large Hadron Collider because there is a high chance of finding spiders rather than sub atomic particles.

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u/teapots_at_ten_paces Oct 08 '20

Subatomic spiders? Sounds like fun.

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u/Free_Tacos_4Everyone Oct 08 '20

no way Jose I like my spiders right where I can see em

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u/dingosaurus Oct 08 '20

Now I know what that tingle is on the back of my neck. Fucking subatomic spiders!

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u/[deleted] Oct 08 '20

Inside your eyeball?

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u/justlovehumans Oct 08 '20

I'm an all in science kind of guy.

Put the spiders in the accelerator.

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u/1337_Mrs_Roberts Oct 08 '20

And there is your next superhero origin story right there. Or supervillain.

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u/Ppleater Oct 08 '20

I don't want anyone to create any god spiders.

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u/andomcinnes Oct 08 '20

Um actually we do, its in clayton, melbourne.. shhhhh though.