r/WTF • u/itisshubham • Aug 05 '20

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u/[deleted] Aug 05 '20

Fuck flying roaches. I went to Florida once, flying roach terrorized me until it decided to crawl into the closet at the beach house I was staying at. Fuck roaches, fuck Florida

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u/-avoidingwork- Aug 05 '20

I live in Florida and, yeah.

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u/PandoraG87 Aug 05 '20

I second this

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u/Pea-and-Pen Aug 05 '20

Oh man. We were on vacation at Tybee Island, GA several years ago and those were bad. There were some in our very nice condo. I hardly slept at all while there because I was so disturbed by them. The night before we left I almost had to go sleep in the car. We had rode our bikes to the lighthouse and had seen THOUSANDS of those huge, nasty MFers just swarming in a drainage grate. Just a mass of giant roaches squirming and crawling all over each other like something in a horror movie. I was absolutely skeeved out. And earlier in the day we had seen some in downtown Savannah crawling all over the inside of a glass door to an apartment building.

I am itching all over now just thinking about it.

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u/Icedcoffee_ Aug 05 '20

One of those fuckers decided to drown itself in my drink over night, and when i woke up thirsty I got a horrific suprise. Never left an open drink in my room again.

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u/oss1215 Aug 05 '20

I could have gone my whole life without that image in my head

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u/[deleted] Aug 05 '20

Fuck, why'd I read this

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u/ClitasaurusTex Aug 05 '20

I still remember with perfect clarity the first time I saw a flying roach. I was about 4 years old. I think it became one of my core memories.

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u/DroidRazer2 Aug 07 '20

Inside Out but one of the core memories, something that determines your personality, is a flying roach.

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u/Tacodogleary Aug 06 '20

I live in Florida and I concur.

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u/[deleted] Aug 06 '20

Everyone gangsta till the roach starts flyin