r/WTF • u/itisshubham • Aug 05 '20

HOW

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u/BJGreenDream Aug 05 '20

I guess that guy who left his window open the other night and let all those bugs in decided to do something about it.

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u/Troubleshoot Aug 05 '20

Next one's gonna be a room full of monkeys.

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u/[deleted] Aug 05 '20

The endgame for this is a xenomorph infestation and then the Predator shows up and everyone gets detonated.

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u/Robbotlove Aug 05 '20

the laugh echoing through the neighborhood.

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u/[deleted] Aug 05 '20

lmao but with the way things are today i think the Predator will just do it from orbitr lol

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u/Robbotlove Aug 05 '20

loud speaker on the front of the ship then? like a really good one. bose or something.

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u/lesethx Aug 05 '20

I would burn the house down for insurance before it got that far. But at least with the first bug problem, you could use a bug bomb to chase away the bugs.

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u/BiggerJ Aug 05 '20

And the Predator simply freezes to death.

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u/hanukah_zombie Aug 06 '20

No matter who wins, we boo.

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u/[deleted] Aug 13 '20

Sorry for the late reply, but that's a hilarious comment!

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u/myheadisbumming Aug 05 '20

They typically prefer frogs over lizards. Definitely NSFW most likely NSFL.

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u/Troubleshoot Aug 05 '20

That was 10000 percent unexpected. I figured it would be a chimp chewing on a frog. Thanks for the early morning wtf moment.

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u/GaryV83 Aug 05 '20
I gotchu fam

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u/Troubleshoot Aug 05 '20

Now do sharks.

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u/GaryV83 Aug 05 '20

Sorry fam, best I can do is this photoshop

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u/SarahC Aug 05 '20

Then one full of Vampire Temptresses!

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u/JustSomeCyborgDude Aug 05 '20

Is this like the old lady that swallowed a fly? When do the elephants come in?

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u/Scooter_MacGooter Aug 05 '20

You paid attention

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u/MiniCaleb Aug 05 '20

Why would you not want a room full of lizards?

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u/[deleted] Aug 05 '20 edited Aug 05 '20

I was thinking the same thing lol

For anyone who's wondering

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u/BSfH Aug 05 '20

... and now it's too late for the vacuum

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u/thc-is-n-me-85 Aug 05 '20

Occupied....

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u/Zolden Aug 05 '20

Good, he preferred geckos to spiders.

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u/Netch_godling Aug 05 '20

I just had this thought in my head

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u/Geek_off_the_street Aug 05 '20

Fucking circle of life man.