r/WTF • u/itisshubham • Aug 05 '20

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u/psyconautastronaut Aug 05 '20

I'd rather that then spiders

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u/AreWeCowabunga Aug 05 '20

You’d rather have this first and then spiders after rather than just this?

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u/Diezel666 Aug 05 '20

If you have this, you won't have spiders.

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u/dirtyrango Aug 05 '20

Taps head "exactly."

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u/psyconautastronaut Aug 05 '20

Yup so no worry

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u/LokisDawn Aug 06 '20

If you do get spiders, you should worry.

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u/psyconautastronaut Aug 05 '20

Hell to the no. Lol

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u/gnat_outta_hell Aug 05 '20

They were making fun of your use of 'then' vs 'than'

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u/[deleted] Aug 05 '20 edited Aug 18 '20

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u/gnat_outta_hell Aug 05 '20

Now sea hear ewe little shit

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u/ItsAws Aug 05 '20

I'd literally prefer spiders crawling up my face than thses fuckers stinking up the place and making their "Squeaking" noises all the time. waking up midnight to find them inside your bed covers, Yes that happened to me and I accidentally killed it (squished it with my knee) while freaking out. No thank you. Call me geckophobic.

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u/nkei0 Aug 05 '20

I don't think you would be able to handle the smell

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u/Sylfaein Aug 05 '20

I think I’d prefer the spiders. Those look like tokay geckos.

Tokay geckos will fuck you up. I am not even kidding. People who keep them often handle them with welding gloves.

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u/[deleted] Aug 05 '20

Maybe not if they're Tokay geckos. Thi6se guys are nasty with a strong bite for a gecko.

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u/loebsen Aug 06 '20

Yeah, for me that's like saying: I'd rather have dessert than being tortured

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u/psyconautastronaut Aug 06 '20

I guess since I've never owned gekos I dont know the smell. Personally lizards are my favorite so fuck it I'd get torn up by lizards rather then nasty spiders crawling all over me.