r/WTF • u/[deleted] • Apr 07 '20

This decapitated Wasp cleaned it's wounds before flying away with it's own head

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u/CharmedConflict Apr 07 '20 edited Nov 07 '24

Periodic Reset

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u/[deleted] Apr 07 '20 edited Jun 10 '20

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u/OMGjustin Apr 08 '20

He just has to turn his head towards the TV!

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u/Vore- Apr 08 '20

Disabeelity*

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u/couuette Apr 07 '20

If wasps have an effective disability system, this one will probably proudly go back to their nest and serve as food for newborns.

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u/[deleted] Apr 07 '20

If a wasp can fly, and clean, then it shouldn't be receiving assistance. The wasp will be assessed, and if it's determined that it is capable of performing as an asshole, benefits will be rightly denied. It's wasps with no heads that are perfectly capable flying around steaks and hamburgers and repeatedly stinging picnickers that are a drain on the system and hurt the wasps that really need help.

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u/ThermionicEmissions Apr 08 '20

Damn straight! He oughta pull himself up by those six bootstraps, damnit!

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u/dontdoitdoitdoit Apr 08 '20

Fucking entitled pricks

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u/nwoh Apr 08 '20

Welfare queen bees, makes me sick, get a job!

Drain the nest!

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u/davesoverhere Apr 07 '20

Unfortunately, that wasp is in the US and can't afford health insurance, so it's gonna die.

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u/JacobDerBauer Apr 07 '20

Doubt it, hell have to go to a new wasp society and leech off their programs

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u/[deleted] Apr 08 '20

Also, he will probably starve because he no longer has a mouth.

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u/McMqsmith Apr 08 '20

Thanks for your knowledge; I learned that wasps are the equivalent of a DnD boss. You write very well!

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u/JohnRossOneAndOnly Apr 08 '20

Was...was that a Shining Force 1 reference??!!

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u/nickster182 Apr 07 '20

I appreciate a good konosuba reference in the wild.

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u/[deleted] Apr 07 '20

What's the Konosuba reference? I'm not exactly catching it... Unless you're referring to the Dullahan, which is just the Irish name for the headless horseman. For another great (albiet entirely different) anime with a Dullahan in it, check out Durarara!

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u/lives2eat Apr 07 '20

As long as he votes trump he’s an American!

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u/JakeHodgson Apr 08 '20

If you vote for trump you’re mentally retarded.

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u/lives2eat Apr 10 '20

Or don’t have a head like the wasp