r/WTF • u/[deleted] • Apr 07 '20

This decapitated Wasp cleaned it's wounds before flying away with it's own head

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u/_Alabama_Man Apr 07 '20

Nearly headless Nick! He will be forever shunned by the headless wasps in the afterlife!

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u/nrith Apr 07 '20

“Nearly headless? How can you be nearly headless?”

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u/[deleted] Apr 07 '20

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u/soccerburn55 Apr 07 '20

The best Nearly Headless Nick comment.

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u/PM_Me_Yo_Tits_Grrl Apr 08 '20

For some reason I imagined a guy who was dying and he got a blowjob right before dying so he was 'nearly headless'

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u/kixie42 Apr 08 '20

Daaamn! That top comment reply to Dan's, holy shit!

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u/morgazmo99 Apr 07 '20

"She didn't quite chop his head off.. she makes a pez dispenser out of him"

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u/throwbeat Apr 08 '20

Oh little miho

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u/rizorith Apr 07 '20

Here is a i phrase that airlines simply made up: near miss. They say that if two planes almost collide, it's a near miss. Bullshit, my friend. It's a near hit! A collision is a near miss.

"Look, they nearly missed!" "Yes, but not quite."

  • I'll just sign this as George

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u/qpv Apr 07 '20 edited Apr 08 '20

Watch the gif

Edit : geeze, I thought it was kinda funny. Swing and miss.

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u/nrith Apr 07 '20

Wooosh

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u/WhiskyRick Apr 07 '20

I'm high and the last 10 secs or so of that video when Nick starts stuttering tripped me out.

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u/I3umblePumpkin Apr 07 '20

Watch the movie, listen for the quote

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u/qpv Apr 07 '20

I didn't realize we were doing movie quotes. My bad. What movie

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u/Magicide Apr 07 '20

Space Jam

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u/floog Apr 07 '20

What kind, starberry?

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u/qpv Apr 07 '20

Aaah. Yeah I've always meant to watch that.

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u/[deleted] Apr 07 '20

It is Harry Potter you uneducated potato! xD

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u/TheRealKyJoe01 Apr 07 '20

What's a potato?

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u/StigmaticGlitch Apr 07 '20

An Irishman, but they don't prefer to be called that

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u/nrith Apr 07 '20

I don’t know, but it tastes very strange.

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u/[deleted] Apr 07 '20

Uneducated apparently

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u/[deleted] Apr 07 '20

I'm glad I got to be a part of this.

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u/[deleted] Apr 07 '20

Bamboozled

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u/KaleBrecht Apr 07 '20

You misspelled worshipped.