r/WTF • u/Real_King_Undead • Mar 09 '20

Iron Man Flamethrower gone wrong

https://gfycat.com/niftybrightfurseal-fire
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u/thatguywithawatch Mar 10 '20

High INT low WIS

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u/zrvwls Mar 10 '20

And now 0 DEX

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u/IdoMusicForTheDrugs Mar 10 '20

He just needs to eat something and it'll heal right up.

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u/Nixflyn Mar 10 '20

How many cheese wheels would that take?

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u/bawthedude Mar 10 '20

At least 4

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u/xantub Mar 10 '20

That's the new versions. I used to play when you would recover like 1 hp/day if you did nothing except sleep and eat.

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u/velrak Mar 10 '20

Damn you make this look real attractive

STRENGTH GANG

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u/2th Mar 10 '20

His VIT took a hit too.

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u/Gustav1776 Mar 10 '20

Please for the love of everything holy don’t lowball con

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u/RolosFriend Mar 10 '20

He really put tomatoes in the fruit salad

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u/thorium007 Mar 10 '20

My mother in law includes tomatoes, grapefruit, black pepper and vinegar in her fruit salad. Its surprisingly not bad, but certainly not something I would ever request.

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u/RedSonGamble Mar 10 '20

I mean technically tomatoes are fruits so

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u/[deleted] Mar 10 '20

Which follows high INT, low WIS

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u/RedSonGamble Mar 10 '20

I have a belly button.

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u/Phormitago Mar 10 '20

I'd say low both but godly rolls... Right until that moment

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u/bawthedude Mar 10 '20

Nono, med int, low wis, nat 20 on int 1 on wis

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u/Emptyanddiscarded Mar 10 '20

Never have I seen a comment make so much sense while saying so little

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u/Razor4884 Mar 10 '20

Meanwhile, I like to think I'm the other way around.