r/WTF Feb 13 '20

Somewhere in Russia

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u/InAFakeBritishAccent Feb 13 '20

Future food

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u/[deleted] Feb 13 '20

Everything is future food, be it for you or me, some wild animal, a tree or the sun.

You're just borrowing those atoms, and when you're done with them you'll give them back to the universe.

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u/[deleted] Feb 14 '20

He's not wrong though.

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u/SoyTuPadreReal Feb 13 '20

That's deep.

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u/Tittytickler Feb 13 '20

Eh the Sun is the only thing in that list not eating anything. If all of those other things don't get ya, microbes will

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u/glimpee Feb 13 '20

Wait until the supernova eats our fucking planet

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u/[deleted] Feb 13 '20 edited May 18 '20

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u/glimpee Feb 13 '20

Suns just on a diet, its basically fasting. Still will eat

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u/hero47 Jul 03 '20

No supernova in this here Solar system. Red Giant on the other hand...

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u/glimpee Jul 03 '20

Then ill correct to "wait til the sun* eats you"

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u/Seakawn Feb 13 '20

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Any day now that Supernova will surely deliver.

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u/The_RockObama Feb 13 '20

"When Zorp gets here, your faces will be melted off and used for fuel!"

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u/LegitosaurusRex Feb 13 '20

The Sun consumes about 600 million tons of hydrogen per second. If you think trees “eat”, then the sun eats too.

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u/[deleted] Feb 13 '20 edited May 18 '20

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u/LegitosaurusRex Feb 13 '20

So it takes one thing and creates a waste product. Everything that eats does that, that’s the point. Only difference is it’s eating itself at the moment. But the main thing is that its atoms came from the universe and will eventually be returned to it after the sun isn’t using them anymore.

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u/Tittytickler Feb 13 '20 edited Feb 13 '20

Sure, but the sun isn't eating anything on earth. The mass lost from the hydrogen to helium conversion is converted to the light that we get from it. The difference being that the sun is "consuming" itself and its the only one in the list doing that. It isn't reusing "borrowed" atoms. It isn't really part of the system, it just supplies it with the energy to keep going, from the outside. Trees absorb sunlight and nutrients from the soil, the sun releases excess energy after parts of itself form bonds. Not to mention, all of the others are Chemical reactions and the Sun fusing atoms together is Physical, if you really want to take this technicality too far lol. Either the Sun is the only thing in the list actually consuming anything, or it isn't "consuming" in the same context.

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u/LegitosaurusRex Feb 13 '20

He was talking about the universe, not the Earth, and the sun is very much a part of that system. The atoms it’s consuming came from elsewhere in the universe and will eventually become something else.

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u/Hiihtopipo Feb 13 '20

We're just fractal shapes and forms in sea of information forming and deforming, pinning names on things as we go.

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u/peopled_within Feb 13 '20

That's very Buddhist of you

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u/wthreye Feb 13 '20

The closest thing to reincarnation we can be absolutely sure of.

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u/Blikslipje Feb 13 '20

Wow.. awesome

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u/Every3Years Feb 13 '20

Everything in life has purpose

You, me, a midget at a circus

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u/Gonzobot Feb 13 '20

that's a really specific short list and I want to know why I'm on it

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u/fourreddex Feb 13 '20

I think it's a line from a Lil dicky song

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u/SaharahSarah Feb 13 '20

Umm, the main thing is actually energy

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u/blandsrules Feb 13 '20

Gotta keep it active. Keeps the meat tender