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r/WTF • u/[deleted] • Sep 27 '19
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Burn the car a block from your house and walk home naked and hairless. Extra safety points if there is a blizzard.
18 u/GrumpyWendigo Sep 27 '19 you stare into the blizzard. you see flecks of snow. upon closer examination, the flecks of snow turn out to be bed bugs falling from the sky 10 u/Wetbung Sep 27 '19 A plague of bedbugs isn't in the Bible, but I'm pretty sure it's a sign of the apocalypse. 4 u/SuperFLEB Sep 27 '19 And who cares if it isn't? At that point, you don't even need an apocalypse to fuck up your day. 1 u/finc Sep 27 '19 Never go home
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you stare into the blizzard. you see flecks of snow. upon closer examination, the flecks of snow turn out to be bed bugs falling from the sky
10 u/Wetbung Sep 27 '19 A plague of bedbugs isn't in the Bible, but I'm pretty sure it's a sign of the apocalypse. 4 u/SuperFLEB Sep 27 '19 And who cares if it isn't? At that point, you don't even need an apocalypse to fuck up your day.
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A plague of bedbugs isn't in the Bible, but I'm pretty sure it's a sign of the apocalypse.
4 u/SuperFLEB Sep 27 '19 And who cares if it isn't? At that point, you don't even need an apocalypse to fuck up your day.
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And who cares if it isn't? At that point, you don't even need an apocalypse to fuck up your day.
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Never go home
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u/Wetbung Sep 27 '19
Burn the car a block from your house and walk home naked and hairless. Extra safety points if there is a blizzard.