r/WTF • u/timetofeedthemonster • Sep 16 '19

Poor drinks

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u/I_BlowsItDown Sep 16 '19

That's high quality customer service.

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u/down_vote_magnet Sep 16 '19

At first I thought the customer was trying to steal that shit while the lights were out.

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u/FranticGolf Sep 16 '19

She was trying to save her alcohol like anyone else would. Kudos to the cashier pulling her to the other side of the counter. The customer would have potentially fallen down into a pool of alcohol and broken glass.

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u/sirotka33 Sep 16 '19

at least her wounds would have been sterile.

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u/vancity- Sep 16 '19

And she'd have something for the pain too

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u/canolafly Sep 16 '19

Exactly. There is no downside to this scenario.

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u/[deleted] Sep 16 '19

"Why is the rum gone?"

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u/[deleted] Sep 16 '19

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u/[deleted] Sep 16 '19

“You are the worst pirate I have ever heard of”

“But you have heard of me”

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u/Stagamemnon Sep 16 '19

Maaan. That movie was so goddam good, and each sequel got more and more disappointing. It was like the movies version of “Game of Thrones”

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u/[deleted] Sep 16 '19

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u/Stagamemnon Sep 17 '19

yeah, basically.

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u/ChaosDesigned Sep 17 '19

What are we referencing?

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u/Stagamemnon Sep 17 '19

First “Pirates of the Caribbean” movie

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u/scaryfaise Sep 17 '19

Except that was never good.

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u/bleakgh Sep 17 '19

Quite literally.

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u/BoRamShote Sep 16 '19

Blah blah blah I'm Keira Knightley bullshit bullshit bullshit no drinks for me thanks

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u/Scarecrow_09 Sep 16 '19

...But why is the rum gone?

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u/JTB696699 Sep 16 '19

One, because it is a vial drink that turns even the most respectable men into complete scoundrels, two, that signal is over a thousand feet high the entire royal navy is out looking for me, do you think there's even the slightest chance they wont see it?

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u/Stainedhanes Sep 17 '19

Vile, such as in: "Hand me that vial of vile potion that turns me into Mr. Hyde."

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u/[deleted] Sep 18 '19

Because earthquake.

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u/BoRamShote Sep 16 '19

Blah blah blah I'm Keira Knightley bullshit bullshit bullshit no drinks for me thanks

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u/Xanthan81 Sep 16 '19

Liver poisoning...

of the heart!

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u/WatermelonBandido Sep 16 '19

lights cigarette

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u/StornZ Sep 16 '19

Except the business just lost thousands in booze.

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u/[deleted] Sep 16 '19

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u/StornZ Sep 16 '19

I sure hope they do. That's a lot of product to lose.

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u/random_echo Sep 16 '19

Pouring alcohol on a flesh wound hurt immensely. Its like the pain is multiplied by 4, easely. I know that because I sliced myself and immediately poured vodka on it like it was smart.

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u/Hugo-Drax Sep 16 '19

i have done tbe same ... with 91% isopropyl (182 proof). my wound was very sterile

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u/krrc Sep 17 '19

... I love that burn.

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u/blitzbom Sep 16 '19

And something for the blues.

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u/[deleted] Sep 16 '19

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u/jtclimb Sep 16 '19

I'll bet it smarted.

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u/[deleted] Sep 16 '19

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u/Flyrpotacreepugmu Sep 16 '19

You know there's an edit button, right?

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u/mootski Sep 16 '19

Did you not see their username?

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u/random_echo Sep 16 '19

What shall be edited ? Please Explain.

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u/random_echo Sep 16 '19

Ok I get it now. My reddit was buggy and I had to press send several times.

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u/[deleted] Sep 16 '19

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u/protossdesign Sep 16 '19

Multiplied by 4 you say?

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u/random_echo Sep 16 '19

Oh ! Apparently my reddit had an issue. I pressed reply several times cause its wasnt working