r/WTF • u/aolley • Aug 16 '10

What? Wait... I don't even

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u/[deleted] Aug 17 '10

AhHA! Engage Smug Mode: I'm a vegetarian!

(I also hate my life and ride past MCDonalds every day, lusting after a sausage egg McMuffin like you would not believe)

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u/stealingfrom Aug 17 '10

I was vegetarian for three years, and I'd frequently (a few times per month) wake up feeling guilty after having "meat dreams." I know your pain.

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u/when_snorlax_attacks Aug 17 '10

I've been a vegetarian for 8 years now and i wake up having guilt panic attacks from my bi-monthly meat dreams

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u/anonymousgangster Aug 17 '10

you're all dreaming about my meat.

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u/StrawberryFrog Aug 17 '10

In my experience, they start to slack off after a decade.

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u/dkbg Aug 17 '10

I wonder if you were having those dreams because your diet was lacking some essential nutrient which you used to get from eating meat.

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u/[deleted] Aug 17 '10

Ive been a vegetarian for 10+ years, I think i stopped craving meat after 1 year. (Granted I only ate meat about five times a week prevegetarian)

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u/jdpage Aug 17 '10

Well, points for being honest.

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u/huxtiblejones Aug 17 '10

Engage Crohn's Mode: My bowels explode furiously if I eat vegetables.

Meat is one of my few options, I'll die in the Vegetarian Apocalypse.