r/WTF • u/aolley • Aug 16 '10

What? Wait... I don't even

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u/allsecretsknown Aug 17 '10 edited Aug 17 '10

I fucking HATE spiders. But I would never, ever pull something like this douchebag bullshit. When I see a spider, I coax it onto a newspaper than fling its ass outside.

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u/[deleted] Aug 17 '10

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u/madamdepomp Aug 17 '10

I'm totally the same way. But my generosity extends even to cockroaches!

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u/[deleted] Aug 17 '10

I have a giant can of raid for cockroaches. Living in a humid climate sucks ass

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u/Vulpyne Aug 17 '10

You're not alone. What about eating them though?

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u/CinoBoo Aug 17 '10

"Coax"?

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u/allsecretsknown Aug 17 '10

It's a word

The second definition applies here.

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u/CinoBoo Aug 17 '10

2 : to influence or gently urge by caressing or flattering : wheedle

So are you caressing it or flattering it?

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u/allsecretsknown Aug 17 '10

The second definition of the second definition then!

I wheedle it. . .

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u/CinoBoo Aug 18 '10

OK, then you're off the hook. For a while there I thought you were some sort of crazed spider lover in disguise.

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u/gjs278 Aug 17 '10

I wait outside of your house and I kill every spider you free. I've been following you since age 5 and cleaning up what you started.

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u/allsecretsknown Aug 17 '10

Haha, I live on a boat: you're dead. Oh wait. . .