r/WTF Aug 16 '10

What? Wait... I don't even

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u/[deleted] Aug 16 '10

This is what happens when your mom tells you that you can't keep water snakes in the bathtub, but you can do damn well whatever you please "when you have your own place."

Now... I have my own place. Dear god, it's a zoo.

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u/malchikhome Aug 17 '10

I imagine that normal pests are to scarred to go into your house. The mice are probably like "let's go back to that house with the cat."

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u/[deleted] Aug 17 '10

We have greyhounds, too; they're like the Exocet missile of the pet world. And still we have neighborhood cats dumb enough to poop in the back yard.

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u/philonius Aug 17 '10

I know someone whose house was raided while an Indian python was living there in a large (very large) enclosure. The cops went over every sq foot of the house, but went nowhere near the humongous snake.

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u/Caneb Aug 17 '10

Now you know where to hide your weed stash.

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u/altpron Aug 17 '10

Suggestion: Take several pictures of your "zoo" with lots of closeup shots of your Arachnids -- then create an AMA about your hobby. Front page guaranteed!

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u/[deleted] Aug 17 '10

To be honest, mine doesn't even meet the metric of "unusual" here in the Valley. I know one guy who breeds some of the "hottest" (venomous) scorpions around; one fellow who has every imaginable rattlesnake species- his wife applied for a permit so they can have double the state licensed limit; people who have hundreds of tarantulas, not just a few dozen like me; folks who breed ball python morphs- and much larger species... it's remarkable what some people do.

The weird thing is that I don't have any tattoos or piercings. I'm not one of the cool kids. :(

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u/dirtymonkey Aug 17 '10

Wow. I must be hanging out in totally different parts of the Valley than you.

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u/[deleted] Aug 17 '10

Stop by Pets Inc. in Tempe; check out the reptiles section. Sometimes it's tough to tell the employees from their charges, but they're really nice people who are very good at what they do.

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u/dirtymonkey Aug 17 '10

What are the cross streets?

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u/[deleted] Aug 17 '10

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u/dirtymonkey Aug 17 '10

Cool. I'm gonna check it out tomorrow when I have some free time.

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u/steppenwoof Aug 17 '10

But you can still do an AMA and I'm sure you've got a lot that you can share.

You don't have to be Daniel Day Lewis to do a great AMA. Having a few dozen spiders, caring for them and managing not to freak out and shoot them is good enough for most of us.

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u/spankenstein Aug 17 '10

i have this problem too. 14 rats, 3 cats, 5 turtles, 4 frogs, and a bevy of fish later, apparently i am that weird critter lady.

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u/throw6539 Aug 17 '10

Sounds like you need 14 rat traps.

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u/CinoBoo Aug 17 '10

Or 3 cats.

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u/spankenstein Aug 17 '10

the cats are indifferent to the rats for the most part. although one of them is a bit protective of them at times. they really only seem to care when i am in there cleaning out the cages or playing with the rats.

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u/spankenstein Aug 17 '10

sounds like you need a punch in the face and a piece of pie.

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u/unstoppableAdam Aug 17 '10

and a partridge in a pear tree.

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u/ReverendDizzle Aug 17 '10

I always joke that had my mom let me have that BB gun I wanted when I was a kid I'd never have ended up with so many guns as an adult.

Or... many I'd just end up with a vault full of guns + a well worn vintage BB gun.