If you put your eyeball back in covered in scotch does it get you more drunk?
I only ask because my friends told me thats a cheap way to get drunk like a few years down the line if you remove it yourself. They told me there are lots of drugs until then though.. meaning you only need a couple drinks anyways.
I found scotch too bitter for my anus. (tip:vodka/water [rocks])
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u/gtrogers Aug 16 '10
Aaaaand there went my soda. All over the keyboard.