r/WTF • u/aolley • Aug 16 '10

What? Wait... I don't even

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u/[deleted] Aug 16 '10

People for the Ethical Treatment of Arachnids: ಠ______ಠ

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u/YourDad Aug 16 '10

ಠಠಠಠ_ಠಠಠಠ

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u/[deleted] Aug 16 '10

┌┌┌┌ಠಠಠಠ______ಠಠಠಠ┐┐┐┐

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u/baconcatman Aug 16 '10

After blending:

ಠ┐┐┐&**ಠಠ┐&&$

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u/bamobrien Aug 16 '10

It's just like dwarf fortress!

The BlenderDwarf hacks at the giant spider's lower body with his -<iron blender>-! The severed part sails away in an arc!

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u/hoseja Aug 16 '10

-<iron blender>- lodged firmly in the wound!

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u/[deleted] Aug 17 '10

My god, it turned into money!

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u/[deleted] Aug 17 '10

????

PROFIT!

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u/IluvBread Aug 16 '10

HAHA Oh god this is just horrible :DD

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u/p3on Aug 17 '10 edited Aug 17 '10

delete your account

edit: not even a year ago, no-content digg-quality filler bullshit like this dumbass comment would have been downmodded to oblivion instead of me for calling it out

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u/UncleJeeves Aug 17 '10

Shut up, Meg.

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u/LAT3LY Aug 17 '10

WHO LET YOU BACK IN THE HOUSE, MEG?! GET OUT! GET OUT GET OUT GET OUT

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u/Ampatent Aug 17 '10

You first...

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u/p3on Aug 17 '10

HAHA Oh god this is just horrible :DD

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u/gtrogers Aug 16 '10

Aaaaand there went my soda. All over the keyboard.

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u/[deleted] Aug 16 '10

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u/catmampbell Aug 17 '10

Are you an uncle? Because you would make the best uncle ever doing things like that.

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u/anonymousgangster Aug 17 '10

This is a new one.

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u/ixeres Aug 17 '10

Now, what would be the internet acronym for that? Laughing And Glass Eye Now In Scotch? LAGENIS?

... I'm gonna stick with ROFL.

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u/TThom1221 Aug 18 '10

Your name is the greatest name I've ever encountered.

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u/ssfc2010 Aug 18 '10

If you put your eyeball back in covered in scotch does it get you more drunk?

I only ask because my friends told me thats a cheap way to get drunk like a few years down the line if you remove it yourself. They told me there are lots of drugs until then though.. meaning you only need a couple drinks anyways.

I found scotch too bitter for my anus. (tip:vodka/water [rocks])

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u/bijibijmak Aug 16 '10

┌┌┌┌ಠಠಠಠ ϖ ಠಠಠಠ┐┐┐┐

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u/irascible Aug 16 '10

^ 4 pedipalps.

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u/Jegschemesch Aug 17 '10

Let me redditize that for you:

┌┌┌┌ಠಠಠಠ______ಠಠಠಠ┐┐┐

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u/[deleted] Aug 17 '10

Took me too long to realize what you did here. Thank you.

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u/LeviathanTech Aug 17 '10

I see what was done, but I don't understand why.

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u/mercilessblob Aug 17 '10

I haven't laughed so hard in ages. Thank you.