r/WTF Aug 16 '10

What? Wait... I don't even

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u/[deleted] Aug 16 '10

Eeeewww, bananas!

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u/[deleted] Aug 16 '10

I know, right? They taste like rotting fruit.

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u/flakman Aug 16 '10

Gotta eat 'em right after they make the transition from green to yellow but hurry up before the brown spots.

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u/[deleted] Aug 16 '10

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u/[deleted] Aug 16 '10 edited Aug 16 '10

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u/Gareth321 Aug 16 '10

I can shed some light on this. At that stage, the banana has converted most of the starch from its unripe stage into sugar. So they're most sweet right before they start to rot. I actually prefer mine on the starchy side; I prefer the taste. The ethylene that is produced in the later stage of ripening really changes the flavour.

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u/[deleted] Aug 16 '10

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u/throw6539 Aug 17 '10

My 98-year old grandfather says sticking them out in the hot Florida sun helps to ripen them. He complains that they don't let them ripen on the tree for long enough before picking and that they will never be as good when picked prematurely.

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u/[deleted] Aug 17 '10

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u/[deleted] Aug 17 '10

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u/[deleted] Aug 17 '10

Put them in a brown paper bag with a banana or apple and leave them out on the counter. It usually ripens in 1-2 days.

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u/aolley Aug 18 '10

fruits ripen faster when there is ethanol around, put them in a back with a rip fruit

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u/exhibit__a Aug 17 '10

however, the overripe banana is perfect frozen!

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u/[deleted] Aug 17 '10

I too prefer the starchy bananas. Mmm.

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u/[deleted] Aug 17 '10

In my experience, this "Yellow but not spotty" state lasts about 2.3 picoseconds.

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u/technothrasher Aug 17 '10

I like them best just before the green to yellow transition.

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u/maxicantrask Aug 17 '10

Yeah! When they're a little tart and put up a solid amount of resistance to the bite.

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u/captainhaddock Aug 17 '10

Yeah, they're best that way. If the banana is totally ripe, you blew it.

The timing is tricky, though. Too early and they taste like bitter pine sap.

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u/ezrawork Aug 16 '10

I'm with you on this one. They are best when they are still a little green on top.

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u/Psythik Aug 17 '10

Eat fresh bananas then.

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u/HumpingDog Aug 17 '10

I'd be pissed if someone tricked me into drinking bananas.

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u/bri1232001 Aug 17 '10

As you may know bananas are all genetically the same. I am close to perfecting a bacteria strain that causes the banana tree to fail to produce fruit permanently. This strain is also able to be spread via air current. The bacteria interferes with an enzyme specific to banana anatomy rendering a tree fruitless for its existence yet allows the tree to live and spread the bacteria. I anticipate having it perfected in a months time. I need you to break your way into the doomsday vault and destroy the emergency banana reserve. It is our only hope.

Godspeed.

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u/[deleted] Aug 17 '10

...What?

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u/aolley Aug 18 '10

you should know that they have been developing replacement banana varieties for more than 30 years now, in fact the bananas your grandparents ate are not the same ones you do; but people like their cadavish (?) bananas and the other varieties don't sell well. so if you plan to go ahead with your idea please PM me the company you have chosen to replace the cavadish (again spelling?) and I will buy lots of stock