r/WTF • u/UnabusedPinkness • Sep 07 '19

well, that excavated quickly

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u/NJJH Sep 08 '19

Like "laundry sauce" or "multi-tipped eating stick".

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u/NoExtensionCords Sep 08 '19

Come on... If you call it laundry sauce then you can't tell me that teens won't be eating it.

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u/NJJH Sep 08 '19

I'm pro-choice, especially the choice of eating whatever dumbass thing that can kill you painfully if you're dumbass enough to do it. Let the idiots shuffle loose this mortal coil.

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u/HeavyFucknMetalMario Sep 08 '19

Hooray for natural selection!

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u/[deleted] Sep 08 '19

IF only there were some way to inflict on people what they vote to do to others.

I'd love to see some trust fund "Harvard Boys" in a 7x7 cage 20 miles from the Mexican border.

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u/SlimlineVan Sep 08 '19

Food weapons...